01x02 - Home Run Hamsters/Chip off the Old Chunk

[bunniefuu]

hey let me tell you about my friends

they're my best friends my zuzu heads

they can talk dance and sing they can do

about anything pit squeak always plays

it cool to mr squiggle science rules num

nums looks before she leaves chunk has

style and loves to eat and i'm polly

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best who polly

Polly

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so my fastball is working pretty well

but

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curveball is a bit off gotta work on

that

our team has never made it to the

championship game before

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we're gonna win wanna know why because i

got my gloves signed by bernie buckle

but he's my favorite player now it's

super lucky for sure do you guys have

anything to say well if you give a

hamster a chance

go get them polly

morning zoo zoos come on paulie you're

gonna miss your bus go check my wind up

first

position

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your bus is here slugger and your mom

and i have toilets to unclog on guard

can't forget my lucky baseball socks

thanks zuzus you are the best hamsters

ever

i sure hope polly wins

ah she will she's being modest about her

curveball it's nesting

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the championship game

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and the logic behind tossing the glove

out the window is we're taking it to

paulie come on hamsters

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we have a school bus to catch mr

squiggles the hamster bus please

uh just uh how many airbrakes does this

thing have again

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down here

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we're losing her time to put the hamster

hammer down

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huh the brakes don't seem to be working

brakes

i knew i forgot something when i tuned

it up brace yourself

push brakes excellent idea pipsqueak

looks like polly is already in school we

need a way in

yes open window chunk you ready i was

born ready and really handsome

right

Hamsters

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i forgot my glove my lucky glove

hamsters

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in my school

on my watch i don't think so

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why hello handsome

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oh that's gonna cost you a furball

you runs are going down what did you

call us

you shouldn't have said that bad move

man my theory is that this will add up

to trouble for you sir

nobody calls us

sorry can you speak up grunty your tiny

voice is so hardy here

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i'm gonna get you

come back

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her backpack will be in her locker can

you sniff it out she stuffed those

baseball socks in it right

good well gross really but easy to track

ew

that way

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yeah all these socks are in there all

right

sticky fingers we don't know the

combination to her lock

hamster heap

bunny buckle butts

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do i know polly or what

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i can hear a rodent tap dancing on a

marshmallow

great work zuzu

if my calculations are correct that is

the lunch bell and polly will be coming

here shh i smell a mop now

i gotta get my backpack carl's gonna see

us hamsters hi

you can't possibly be suggesting

my glove what how

hmm

how else

thank you zuzu's

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i smell something new

okay that was not me no it's something

nice

fresh air well pinch my pelt what a

remarkable nose you have num nums

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let's go go go wait

look what paulie blew the kiss at

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let's go

i just love that polly

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i think i know those rodents

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i'll get you fur ba*ls for my name isn't

wilford

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stay right

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smoking

way to go polly

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stay right three

year out

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Cookies

ah

what a nice breeze meh could be breezier

mr squiggles more wind if you please

coming right up

chocolate

ah come on chocolate why

you gotta be so

not in my mouth

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go

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what is a code see anyway

it's uh

i don't know i assumed it had to do with

precipitation now i'm even more nervous

i was gonna wear this anyway so it means

mom's making chocolate chip cookies

for my basketball team

well that's unfortunate fair why did

they get cookies

because every time my mom bakes his

cookies we win they're like a good luck

charm just knowing the cookies are

coming makes me awesome watch me sink

this shot

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you totally synced it sunk it she sunk

it in the sink so wow those cookies are

magical okay let's see if we have

everything we need flour

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all out

eggs

nope

sugar

we have exactly

zero grams huh do we at least have

chocolate chips

chips we got

oh boys oh boy

got it

not helping we can't make cookies with

just chocolate chips and if there's no

cookies we won't win the game see

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rather uncalled for perfect shot

you were aiming for his head right no i

wasn't

mom please relax kiddo i'll make cookies

yeah we just need to do a grocery run

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i'll take those pipsqueak

sorry i got a little carried away there

uh-huh all right zeus grocery store time

let's roll

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no dice don't you remember what happened

last time the zoos came to the grocery

store

not ringing a bell doesn't sound like

that i'm sure i'd remember that

aha well

i'm sorry but you're staying here

sorry guys looks like it's just me and

mom this time

but we want to come too

puppy dog eyes

oh be fair

there's nothing i can do mom said no

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now don't cause any trouble just stay

here and guard the chocolate chips till

we get back zoo got it

thanks pip

you heard paulie let's guard those chips

ah what i miss chunk did you just eat

all the chocolate chips

no

i saved one

now i've eaten them all

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we needed those for the cookies chunk

with no cookies paulie's team will lose

the basketball game

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you gotta go to the store and tell polly

to buy more ah

we are not permitted to go to the show

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we gotta stop chunk before he gets

himself in trouble

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oh no there's chunks hamster ball

he must already be inside let's not jump

to conclusions that could be anyone's

hamster ball

i'm pretty sure it's chunks and that's

definitely mom's car

come on we might not be too late

Chocolate

must find polly must find need more

chocolate chips

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milk

bank shot

sugar

two-pointer

and next we need eggs three pointers

polly don't

kidding

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did you hear something

got him chunk we're not allowed to be

here come on we're going home but what

about the chocolate we can't risk it

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lay up nice folly you're really on your

game today still need the cookies

i know i know without cookies we'd get

destroyed out there you hear that no

cookies and polly's team gets destroyed

this is bad what are we gonna do

pipsqueak ah fine new plan we go get the

chocolate chips ourselves and sneak them

into their shopping cart without being

seen then get home before they do that

sounds easy i know

not what i was going to say

there they are

just one bag left

we got lucky

let's do this

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gotcha come to papa

help

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hey

she stole my chocolate chips and our

chocolate chunk

well he's mostly chocolate at this point

that's just basic science come on

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all right when the carts underneath us

num nums and i will jump but not you

squiggles i don't like this plan i like

the sound of this so far squiggles i

need you to delight paulie and mom until

we get there with the chips delay them

understood

or squiggles could jump and i could

delay mom and now

she thinks she pivots is she gonna make

it

two points

okay okay that was the last thing on the

list so i guess that's game

enjoy it next time i won't be so easy on

you

oh um techniques for delaying a shopping

cart

of course wheel rotation plus cheese

wedge brilliant

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that's strange this cart was working

just fine before

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i didn't need help i was gonna eat my

way out chunk you eating a bag of

chocolate chips is what got us into this

mess in the first place oh yeah

that was a close call

numbs got squashed

literally

we'll never get out of here with this

woman raining groceries down on us yes

we will num-nums you escape with the

chocolate chips

well chunk and i distract her junk

right now because i'm a little busy here

yes right now let's do this

ah

squeak quick we're uh rats or something

ah attractive rats but still rats

it worked

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i need to spend more time on the hamster

wheel

now what are you gonna do

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get back inside that watermelon hold

these until you're over the target then

drop them

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must stall for time

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huh almost missed these nails

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i should apologize to the zoo zoos it's

not them this place is always crazy uh

yeah

that's a good idea

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okay

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hey

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