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01x03 - Walter-Gate/Janitor Day

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The ZhuZhus". Aired: September 12, 2016 – July 24, 2019.*
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8-year-old[9] Frankie Pamplemousse, who lives in Anytown[10] with her parents who run a plumbing home business called Pamplemouse Plumbing.

01x03 - Walter-Gate/Janitor Day

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Squiggles

hey let me tell you about my friends

they're my best friends my zuzu pets

they can talk dance and sing they can do

about anything it's weak always plays it

cool to mr squiggles science rules num

nums looks before she leaves chunk his

style and loves to eat and i'm polly

[Music]

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Walter

now this is the life

[Music]

it's pretty good but sunburnt fur isn't

[Music]

nice hole mr squiggles

oh

this is no mere hole this is an

excavation to the center of the earth

[Music]

it seems i've hit the bottom of the

sandbox so this is just a hole

what's the big deal

[Music]

oh come on the little guy doesn't seem

so bad he's kind of

gross kind of grubs

sit

right

i'm meant for walter to say

but you're still a good boy yes you are

i want to play some more fetch

so you zoos met walter huh isn't he the

cutest

i'm not convinced that is totally

sanitary

[Music]

come on guys get in here it's fun

okay count chunking

hey this is fun my turn

i knew you guys would love walter that's

why i agreed to dogs at him for the day

he belongs to my friend

he precious and he's totally smart he

can even speak he can oh i've dreamed of

conversing with other species and

well he certainly does speak loudly

but i can't place the accent i want to

talk to him too

him

can we talk about this

[Music]

uh polly are you sure about this walter

sitting thing taking care of a dog looks

really hard

it's easy all we gotta do is make sure

walter has fun and stay safe

i'm gonna be

sick

paulie it's time for you to come make

walters lunch

i'll be right there mom

you guys are in charge of walter until i

get back okay

keep him busy he loves playing fetch

ew i don't get it how could he like

playing with this

i believe he's waiting for the fetch

activities to begin

throw it pipsqueak just throw it i'll do

it for polly

even if it is nasty

hey this is kind of fun cool can i try

holly was right dog sitting is easy hmm

it seems walter is an expert at fetch i

hope he doesn't get bored so let's find

a way to throw the ball as far as

hamsterly possible fine affirmative good

call

[Music]

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i'll get the tennis ball cannon of

course it hasn't been tested yet

[Music]

you do

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i'm so sorry

this is all my fault i launched the ball

and then i may have startled him i

should have tested the cannon i should

have rubbed his tummy that's not

important right now guys the only thing

that matters is finding walter all right

everyone we've got a dog to find use it

or lose it

[Music]

walter

walter

[Music]

all right this mold should be dry and oh

seven hours then back to the lab for

walter analysis

[Music]

that should get people talking

[Applause]

well any luck zoos

chunk the dog kibble we brought did you

use it as bait for walter yeah

chuck

guys i just remembered something walter

loves playing at the park come on guys

let's do this

[Music]

yes

there he is all we have to do now is

grab him and take him home easy

happy to see you too

[Music]

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who knew

dogs like

being

chased

take a break polly and let the zoos

handle this

[Music]

what happens if we never catch him

what happens if we do catch him

maybe we don't have to catch him maybe

we get him to catch us luckily i have a

simple solution

initiate contact

meow

okay i'll be ready in our yard i'll be

ready to close the gate when walter's in

hollyoaks

roger paulie they'll contact you and

we're on our way with walter

Walter sighting

yes we have a walter sighting

[Music]

he didn't even notice us

around again turbo cat speed

this isn't working guys we need to be

more

caddish

[Music]

we need more cat

[Music]

[Applause]

now it's working

check it out walter's really checking us

out now

[Music]

apparently dogs do not appreciate a

happy cat let's get out of here

zeus i'm at the gate ready to close it

report back

uh guys i didn't really get that say

again over

we got knocked on our tail polly and i

need them really on our tail i caught me

loud and clear zuzis i'm

i'm 2.85 steps ahead of you ejecting cat

cover now

[Music]

hey they're still chasing us they can

chase us but they're not catching us

[Music]

unless we can drive through that wall we

need to turn around and get out of here

whoa walter's got a grumpy side

[Music]

wow

walter you saved us

i'm so happy to see you zoos and you do

walter

[Music]

polly this was all our fault if it

wasn't for us walter would never have

gotten out of the yard

yeah but i left the gate open so this is

partly my fault too

yay

we all messed up

[Music]

all that really matters is that uses are

safe and walter's safe

good work team

which means you guys are awesome dog

sitters after all

i guess we are amazingly true never

doubted us thanks paulie

you gotta come back and play in our yard

soon

but not too soon okay

[Music]

are those your hamsters they sure are

i'll see you inside

[Music]

you forgot your lunch so we brought it

because we love you oh i love you too

huh

no dessert

it was a pudding cup it had a leak i

have to do something

uh-huh

there was no leak i just ate it i'm

sorry

that's okay

i'll see you guys at home

um what are you doing the school is off

limits for you guys you know that the

janitor mr curdle doesn't like you he

doesn't

i don't like you i don't like you i

don't like

you oh yeah

he may have mentioned that it's only

because he doesn't know you like i do if

he did then he'd love you too

yeah

to know us is to love us

oh i gotta go can i have your pudding

tomorrow too no way you pay attention in

science class i will mr squiggles we'll

get mr curdle to like us someday i

promise i know you will num them

i bet if mr curdle liked us we could

hang out with polly at school all day

long maybe we should find him and make

friends right now bury the mop as it

were i see

no way this goes wrong all right then

let's do it

is there a problem polly no ma'am it's

just then back to work please

okay

[Music]

i think we got off on the wrong paw and

we were hoping we could start fresh yeah

maybe go for a coffee share seed log do

some scrap cooking

[Music]

is it just me or did he seem upset about

something he did

it's hard to make new friends when

you're in a bad mood so let's cheer him

up first then ask him to be friends

[Music]

just where do you think you are going

well a cake just walked by and uh take

your seat right now or seriously it was

a walking cake

sit down please you don't understand i

need to stop them from that is it enough

nonsense you are coming to the office

[Music]

huh cake

for me huh i do like cake here he comes

brace yourself for friendship three two

one go

[Applause]

[Music]

here comes the love

i've already got enough work to do

that didn't cheer him up at all weird

who doesn't like cake mess

scientifically speaking if a mess upsets

him then cleaning would have the

opposite effect

you heard the man come on zoos we've got

some cleaning to do

[Music]

we've got a lot of ground to cover let's

speed it up

affirmative

oh

[Music]

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you're

that is a highly accurate assessment of

this situation

[Applause]

i may not have seen what happened but i

know who caused it

that man has no joy in his life and it's

time we give him some

and that's why you have to let me leave

before things get worse the old my

talking hamsters are out of control in

hiding in a cake excuse like i've never

heard that one before the principal will

be with you shortly but really you have

to wait not happening

sit

[Music]

well don't say i didn't warn you

[Music]

i've always got a friend mr squiggles

here science i understand i'm num noms i

like miranda helping her chunks my name

i find rhyming difficult

it's our friendship song being friends

so let's all get along and make our

friendship stronger

making friends with this man is proving

to be a difficult task but don't fret

there's still time yet you can stop now

chunk no chunk is right zuzu's never

stop never give up let's do it

please

[Music]

[Music]

can't you hear that

yes

what i want to hear is you sitting down

how are we going to get him to like us

if a donkey full of candy and loud

Mr Curdle

indoor explosions don't work who knows

maybe instead of trying to get him to

like us

we should be trying to show him how much

we like him

interesting

no nose how'd you get so smart well

reading i guess okay guys time to throw

mr curdle a super duper surprise your

awesome party

[Music]

hello

this is principal squid

uh he goofed it now it's my turn

everyone but squiggle stop talking

are you listening to this um this is

your principal

you know my name will mr curdle please

report to the gym immediately for a

party ow no not a party uh um the

janitor meeting yes that that yes thank

you now turn it off oh come on guys

no give me the tacky part ow you're

stepping on my this isn't the time for

sharing we need to get to the gym

you heard that right

please tell me you heard that huh i

suppose you're going to tell me that you

need to be at the janitor meeting now

yes i have to be at the meeting because

i'm

um

the assistant janitor trust me mr curdle

will need my help

oh

on your way then

thanks

another janitor meeting

i've got to get there before something

awful happens

[Music]

did you do all this

for me yep because we really like you if

you like us back check the yes box um

there's just the one box i tried to

explain that it didn't require labeling

but

this is

you guys are actually

yes yes

really

really

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

he was just about to say he liked us

guys i am so sorry

well accidents do happen sometimes in

quick and painful succession

[Music]

we're the zuzu pets we're the friends

you haven't met but don't fret there's

still time

i'm just happy we're all together

yeah this is nice

kind of but we can't have a detention we

don't even go to this school we're

hamsters oh you're hamsters

like i've never heard that one before

sit down young lady

wow she doesn't like us very much but i

bet we could make friends with her if we

tried i see no way this goes wrong

i'm gonna be here all day aren't i

with the two pets

[Music]

hey

[Applause]