01x04 - Gee Your Hair Smells Evil

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I'm baffled Annie try to relax I can't relax Annie I'm thunder struck I just don't know why it's not working we've

only been open a week is there something wrong with me am I not worthy something I did in a past life maybe look look at

my Creations I said look at my Creations any one of them could have set the industry on its ear and not a single one

of them have caught on what do you want me to say the nuro the mullet the B

level genius admit it Annie Annie admit it and look at the salon all the right variables tattooed stylist vintage

clothing everything is perfect maybe it's the music no it's not the music a little more scull yeah with a Latin beat

that's what s did he Greger overnight success doesn't just happen I'm 22 Annie

pass my Prime I just I want the freedom to to create distinctive looks for men

women the the by curious I know you know well look our bookings Annie not one not

one indie film character actor Annie not one is a people name oh yeah my aunt and

her [ __ ] daughter it's a star I fall on the Thorns of life and

I believe you aren't the first to fall upon those Thorns

dear no one understands my Creations all the greats were misunderstood Gregor

it's how we know they were great but they don't know what it's like to be so alone so horribly alone you are alone no

longer Gregor Morgan Lefay honored sir I've been following your career for oh

several months now I practically hemorrhaged over the bulb that you gave Wen for his vainly fair cover oh thank

you thank you for recognizing genius I I I just I never thought it would be so hard

hard oh poor crumpet let me show you

[Music] hard jeez oh God I'm going to be sick

putting hot wax on your hand now that's hard electrifying the Hair Care industry

by putting one of your dos on every female in the country H easyest part but how I have racked my brain searching for

a gck well precious perhaps you just haven't picked the right one

come on man I'm doing this for your own good I can't I quit I know I know you

can't you got an addictive personality I got a very addictive personality but let's look at this rational you're in a

high stress line of work you got to do something to take the edge off true I mean what are the OD you liveing to see

60 huh bad lousy trust me and what else

you can't see your family can't have sex at least you got to sneak around well if you're going to put it that way I'm

telling you nicotine is one of the few fringe benefits of this

job give me the lighter you sure give me a lighter I want to influence you don't

you just love cigarettes want it on the Hol deck and careful wet

paint m Cy Downy coslo lighten up nobody's

phoning anything in you know Ford ever since the Ben W incident in 89 I get nervous ticks calm guy like me

with a nerve disorder and I got the pills to prove it too and you know what Ford I hold you responsible K the guys

are working around here like it's a Korean Deli results Ford I'm sitting here I'm looking at your quarterly

report how am I supposed to explain this bunch of damn delinquents you don't think delinquents is a little harsh

coslo delinquents okay delinquents pills for medicine a calm guy like me you get

it together Ford I swear I will reassign a lot of

you he hung up on me screw him guy's

unstable who's that coso over at District it's not like I don't know fan renunciations are down way down we're

doing Reagan ER numbers big deal big deal it's a huge steal I'm getting pounded here you sure this isn't

personal I mean you and K have never gotten along yeah I might be a little bitter I admit it he got promoted and I

didn't I harvest some ill well you think you bitter I don't know for but if you

want we can go over there and Jack them up for you you know anyway it's not like they can can yeah they can reassign me to pipy and it's cold and pipy I hate

snow so let's quit yaking let's get down to work what do all these pictures have in

common ior you what else collagen what else Tru marks what else I'd sleep with

all of them no the hair look at the hairstyle notice any similarities wow

they all got the same do precisely it's the heat right now it's called the by level and every teeny bopper soccer mom

Society went hell every chick on the planet's got to have it right now ever since little Jennifer cranon unveiled it

on the season finale of confidance confidance right right that's a show where the beautiful people with no jobs

live in these massive apartment in New York City and argue about capuccino that's right but it is little Jennifer we're after it's the Mastermind behind

this hair Revolution one Gregor new which might beg the

question who knew don't let it Gregor new went from flunking out a cosmetology

school to cutting the heads of ambassadors Iraqi oil wives Studio execs

virtually overnight it's got splashy spreads in all the fashion mags and a waiting list into next year the guy

looks at a pair of scissors it cost you a grand any idiot could see he made a deal the wrong bill so getting a

renunciation out of this Punk is no problem right you could sweat him in 10 minutes all right we get it we get it just give us the address hold on a

second given I want you to reconvert this guy but I also want you to find out who his Morlock was is this some new

company policy tamer in case you weren't paying any attention I just got reamed here a minute ago wait wait wait wait

wait just just so I'm clear on this you want us to treat the symptom and come up with a cure I'm going to have to

renegotiate my contract always the Wise Guys you two I'm trying to

start a man torn from his family m*rder*d in his prime only to return to

Earth resurrected we'd like you to become an operative in the core fight evil save Soul as an agent of the

almighty core Chandler meet your new part with no magic no special powers

forbidden from intimate cont attack unrecognizable to those from their past lives chanler Smite and Henry mcneel now

fight to save lost soul against the minions of Darkness deals with the devil are bad it's our job to stop them is he

always like this it is a battle of good versus E G

versus e that's what it is [Music]

I don't know convince him to renounce his FAL and deal with an Earnest plea about saving his Immortal Soul it could

or maybe it's just an idea we could beat the crap out of him I like it

appointment only gentleman so if you don't have one don't waste my time I know I know but do you you realize who

this is look if you have to tell me he's famous he's not this is China's third

biggest chop saki action star first in Burma first in Burma and in need of a TR

I want Gregor to color my tips forget it security wait I think you're making a

big mistake because this is exactly the kind of perfectly random clientele that this place needs left of center foreign

you cannot afford to not see a guy of his uh

caliber let me run up by Gregor third in China first in

[Music] Burma so Gregor suggested the magenta

blue combo and I said simply positively know it has to be something from the fuchsia family but you know what I've

got to say he stuck to his g*ns and that's why he makes the big bucks no doubt I guess his Nero styles

are adequate but it's his early work that gets me the mullet or the Nero the mullet I still get chills every time I

walk into a hockey or Indo soccer game Gregor will see

now oh GRE no In the Flesh yes oh it is I have a seat fan does not describe what

we are you know my work oh yeah intimately well clearly you're a man of breeding and taste Mister H H HK H oh

everything's fine jbes run along please give us room to work Mr H just looking at your um ample skull and I'm getting

excited we're going to do great things Mr hun may I ask you a question Gregor

fire away how's your soul these days Gregor excuse me you know you're Immortal soul I me D

okay in a hair salon no one can hear you

screaming you think that's hot great Lord yes s yeah well imagine a win like

that in your face forever [Music]

I'm yeah maybe that would look good on Jennifer CR that we could call the squirly he got a ring to it we know you

made a deal I suggest you think twice about it there's our car don't hesitate

to call

uhoh all right so maybe the Hostile approach wasn't the best idea I actually kind of enjoyed it well good I'm so glad

you did meanwhile I got no renunciation and no Morlock contact we got some good Sur

photos all I got a whole lot of nothing and COA wanting to bite my hiny although I can't figure out how you guys got a

camera in this thing at jaff division yeah you got some decent shots which I

could cross reference on our database but the painter shorted my computer with a putty g*n god this office is falling

apart what is it with you people hey Ford call for you who is it that take a

message take a message guy's Relentless doesn't he ever sleep well he's still on you about that uh renunciation thing

uh-oh I bet I know who that is oh man coslo is's going to be the death of me listen coslo I already told you we

already and who is this this is the mighty Gregor is Chandler

there yeah this is Chandler yes I've been

thinking about what you said and you're right I want to renounce my finee

bargain and save my soul from Hellfire I I want want to come in from the cold can

you meet me halfway Japanese Gardens 11: tonight well there is a pickle for

Christmas C4 what you worried about everything's under control right a call-in renunciation you guys got to be

nuts that's a setup if I ever heard of one it is they don't just throw up the White Flag like that Channeler what do

you recommend back up man back up I think I know just who you mean

hey McNeil uh tell us again why we got called in yeah that kills us tell it

again oh man me yo okay you know what tell us how how you guys got worked over

by some artist and how the grass got really nervous had to call on the big g*ns meeting us tell it again baby yeah

that kills us tell it again oh hey but seriously how how many

F have you bag this know I won't let it get back to the office I promise what are we talking one maybe two how many

did you guys bag uh 57 right 57 right 57 57 don't worry

we won't let it get back to the office this thing

close thanks okay the Walker working huh radio

check all right good good good okay okay uh so

uh I'm going go to the ril point pick him up Chan you just stay here keep a low profile listening on the conversation king of wood y'all going to

cover me all right I think we know our jobs McNeil hey why don't you worry about yours okay okay man just checking

uh are you shaking up there McNeil H what is that is that

fear hey Woods the black dude is shaking

I'm I'm fine take it easy hen it'll be cool okay man just just a big fix man

you know what I mean you got like [Music]

oh on I got you 5x5 you see anything

uh nothing yet sling on on them

Place wait hold hold hold on hold on getting the visual made out his face

careful man

Greer Greer yes it is ey are you all right I think I was followed I think somebody wants to k*ll the mighty Gregor

wait okay okay calm down we just going to walk you to the car okay we going to get you some place oh what the hell was that Henry

sn*pers man sn*pers everywhere all right guys get in here oh god oh they got TR

we're in trouble Man The Jig Is up all right repeat the jig's up

get in

here you shot hold on it's going to be all right man I was on the

way me gentlemen if these would happen to be friends of yours would

they well to be perfectly honest oh really well friend don't know

I'm sure you are aware what occurs when a morock takes the life of a core agent a bit of a metamorphosis car ah you

gentlemen look quite handsome in horns don't worry fellas I won't let her get back to the office I'm afraid your

fellow agents aren't the only one still alive an excellent performance Gregor

your best work yet if I may but I'm afraid it's a trifle compared to the role I have for Mr SMI and Mr

mcneel sacrifice The Virgins and that the games began

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where's Henry you look quite handsome all tied up Mr SMI spare me the evil flirting I'm

not interested it is not a good idea to insult your captives Mr SMI you're quite lucky to be alive as it is oh fo for

nothing what are the Toys for those toys are tiny omnidirectional cameras cameras

that will broadcast a 360° view of wherever you go see everything you see

we see yeah well don't get too excited oh but we are excited Mr SMI because you and your toys are going to give us a

guided tour of core headquarters here in Hollywood right check I'll get on that once inside the headquarters you will

proceed to the database and download a copy of the Call Registry on a disc that we will provide to you of course first

get your lips off the Crack Pie bunny there are thousands of morocks Mr Smite who would pay top dollar for the

identity and backgrounds of all the core agents in Hollywood and that's what I'm I'm all about Mr SM talk dollar what if

I don't do it I think you'll come to see my point of view Mr SMI otherwise Mr

mcneel becomes a human

labat hello Ford Ford coslo they blew it didn't they hey coslo what's happening

how you doing sir spare me the bogus civilities board I'm fine sir thanks for asking did you get

the Gregor kid or not uh it's it's it's not that simple no it is it is as simple

as replacing you to no don't say ity you b*stard you didn't get him did you no I

knew it I knew it they've had to up my medication for 17 pills a day I'm twitching constantly I can't sleep and

I'm blaming you for this Forge tell you what you scre up one more time and you going down for a 10 count goes double

for your fat buddy too I got to find smar and McNeil how

come so I can k*ll him as you can see the floor and the

walls to Mr McNeil's play pen are electrified now should you attempt to stray at any point from your appointed

task Mr Smite Henry here gets the electroshock therapy ooh he looks

depressed now should you attempt to undermine your mission and alert your fellow workers of your plight

should you try to give some sort of half fake sign language to warn your a*s try to fry the Mike's

in in other words anything off color and Henry goes for his thy you get me out of

here man SC all of Hollywood for SM MC Neil I got a lot of riding on this thing

this got my tail in a sling and coso's serious this time yeah

yeah dude J get theol sure no no not for me

be so enough for play Mr Smite are you up for the challenge don't do it it down

I got more than enough true grip for Mar true GP baby true G I got up break

my and the the

whole it is core policy never to negotiate with a MOA all right all right

I'll do it do

it all right let's go over what we know it seems that this entire Gregor

operation genius admitted any has been masterminded by this super ambitious British Velociraptor named Morgan Lefay

now miss Lefay according to our files is disposed of several agents beneath this

SMY civil exterior beats the heart of a demon imagine and we still haven't heard

from the glimmer twins dam I'll do it anyone want to Hazard a gases to their

chances me

neither stand by for more lock Transmissions a link number one compl complete hello Charlene it's an honor

uplinks 2 three and four complete hello ladies thank you for joining me what you're looking at is a live feed from

the body of a wired call agent an agent we might add who will proceed into Hollywood headquarters and download the

entire agent roster now you're aware of the implications I'm sure D what do you think we're morons LEF of course we get

it a tape of core HQ that's worth millions on the open market I don't know you know Jill wheen wasn't born

yesterday you guys yeah how do we know we can trust you we don't excuse me ladies but doesn't something seem to be

a bit off and what might that be Dawn where are the men yeah what's up with

that trying to pull a fast one Le I'm contacting only women in a Shameless and essentially amoral move to empower my

own gender I think you'll find such information valuable in conducting your businesses what does she mean Empower

our gender do I hear an opening bid

ladies pilot to Bombadier pilot you bom a do you copy no I do not copy How About

Now suck heard that now if you don't mind no daling I want you to go straight

to co headquarters do not pass go do not collect $200

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I just like to apologize in [Music]

advance I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it chanon is going to betray

the core [Music]

just so you know Mr Smite every moment you stray from your appointed task is another moment Mr mcneel spends in mind

numbing pain in attitude in atude where do you get words like that we're doing the best

of what you give us Jenner and McNeil aren't exactly Hall of Famers coslo we got every available agent out there're

looking for a [ __ ] Ford lot of snow oh man Mary I hurt my neck hey calm

down C these guys will turn up when you least expect like right under our

noses not the toniest address in Hollywood nothing fancy but its home lived in is new Americans would say now

Mr Smite if you would be so kind as a stride directly towards your main frame or however you have things organized and

proceed to extract the agent roster what's the rush why don't you ask Henry come on come on I'm sure there's a lot

of things you may find of Interest just I must admit I'm flattered well

it's not like winning a granny or anything such hostility Mr SM well you just bring out something in me SM nice

of you show identify Walker Rothenberg resident Information Specialist SL maner

what my throat something you're kind of weird you know that SMI something wrong with being wired so what's the idea you

walk in here you don't answer beep's Pages Bo's about to have an aneurysm just snuck up on me even bad at Alis

where's mcneel it's hard to pinpoint exactly well when was the last time you saw him yesterday day before I don't

you're acting really strange SM it's it's allergies uhhuh I suggest that you

get your story straight before you go into to see for and Decker I've never seen him like this I have a semi-legit

excuse trust Meer kind of eye twitch thing you got

going on there SM it's trative

Walker can I ask a favor if you can you can ask in in here I I guess there's

really no good way to put this but I need access to the central core database are you high I wouldn't ask if this

wasn't important that's restricted okay now for and Decker want to see you ASAP two agents went more loock on your watch

in case you didn't know that's terrible really such General and you don't have any idea where your partner is and now you want access to the core's most

sensitive information I to write you up right now I know I've been acting like a free electron here Walker but really

there there there's there's something that you should know I am I'm

listening you got a little spout to him doesn't [Music]

he no naughty naughty Mr SMI cool your pits Morgan it's like Fort NS down

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here sh no talking unmarried female

identify sorry boss man he it's going to be difficult what's going to be

difficult SM hey Chandler you know what I'm not even going to get mad at you you know why cuz I know you're going to have a valid excuse for failing to call in

abandoning King and woods and possibly getting me reassigned to Evanston I thought it was pipy are those

paint fumes getting to you what paint fumes I don't know I'm feeling a little lightheaded Chandler in our office 2

minutes I you got to give me a second I I I stick with him

Dad yeah something smells fishy here and it ain't my took us

okay well done Mr SMI I try download without

delay oh my steps man come on I'll buy you new ones

hurry damn painters hello Walker

downloading H registry you know I got to admit this whole minion of Darkness

thing ain't such a bad gig great hours Great benefits culating co-workers yeah

sure you got to pop a guy every now and then but I don't mind that aspect of

it remember when you ask me how many morlocks I popped this mother

[Applause] downloading Hollywood core registry

hey deck where is Smite don't know I thought you were following him hey you ever had cold fried food am I the only

one watching the scar yes you are not the only one just

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for on full on security alert to find this little I'm telling you had some kind of wild crazy look in his

eye did you hear something it's almost complete he's

out oh [Music] great I hope they see this

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Ford sp's gone more loock broken into the main frame and is allowing the agent mon now

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go shut down that database right now done and short cck for security lock to

restricted access lock him in like a rat in the cage

1 minute and McNeil goes extra crispy don't get your panties in a knot Buffet

I'm almost done here all right we got the roster I've

got your agent roster who would have guessed in a

million years he's a regular Benedict Arnold is what he is hey wait a minute

why not a bit are you seeing what I'm seeing

just when you think everything is lost that's what I call a security breach I'm dead I'm toast I'm over with

26 years and it's come to this Coo's head's going to explode man all right forward forward forward relax let's just

take a minute and look at this logically what do we know Chandler's wired what

don't we know who's listening the fake duh Chandler's downloading the agent

roster she's after the aliases of all the agents the whole core is going to be out it yeah well if that ever gets out it's dark ages you understand what I'm

saying oh God this is not happening I can't deal with this I can't deal with this I'm spinning out over here somebody

just the only thing I don't understand is why would Chandler risk the whole

division what do they have on them it's all right Henry goad you freak

zap me again take my speed change was

inside well done now that you've acquired the roster all that's left is delivery I want you back in 20 minutes

so we got audio or what now I will deliver the disc as soon as it's not too conspicuous oh my God he knows we're

watching shut up I can't hear what he's saying 2796 Creston Drive make sure that Henry has a pulse you thinking what I'm

thinking we head for this 279 six crested Drive snatch the registry and

plant Lefay make things right with District all in one fell swo oh

yeah let me get this straight you're telling me that one of the agents on the Hollywood division this this smite

character actually let himself be wired and is going after the Hollywood Corps registry even as we speak and you're

sure Lefay has no idea you're a double agent I'm a professional Bernie she thinks I'm a car carrying Morlock and a

femin to boot of course we get it she's totally snow no clue I'm a core agent

God if only I had an army of Aaron morans the world would be a better place you know the fact is coso looks

like you got a pack of Traders over in the Hollywood division that Ford guy's been looking to stab me in the back ever since I was promoted well maybe this is

your chance to get rid of him permanently

chandor my man what it is bro we've been looking all over for you I'm sorry I've been out of touch of all you look

horrible are you getting enough rest not really no I didn't hey you got to think of yourself sometimes this all this work

and no play that's not working for you take the afternoon off seriously that's

a fart in a dius helmet seriously go out and getting a green field do some stargazing we'll take care of the king

and woods thing tomorrow right well thanks Ford I I uh I

appreciate it hey what are bosses

for bollocks they

know Mr SMI transmitting are you quite sure you're not being followed yep good

uh there's bit of slight change in plans why is that well I haven't been getting out much in rather than meeting at my

place I thought that say the Hollywood Observatory might be better uh but you know um but what Mr Smite is there a

problem no it's just that uh good it's settled then you're still bringing Henry certainly I'll see you shortly alone of

course you going to be damn sure of

[Music] that hey hey hey man batt straight man

it's all about that wait wa abort abort look down here

aha go go go okay Lefay Moment of

Truth it looks like you're too late Ford yet again Le's flown the CP he's

probably getting the core registry even as we speak all in a day's work for the Hollywood division hm what did you do

you hurt your neck you know what Ford I wonder if the situation were reversed

how would you be treating me huh Lord knows you've been waiting for me to stumble for years just any chance to

slip in the knife huh hey get a grip coslo you're delusional am I you would

just love to watch me go down ever since I got promoted in ' 89 you're still

bitter admit it well I am not going to just sit here and wait for the axe to fall I am making a preemptive

strike I am taking you out once and for all i' like to formally register my complaint with this operation shut up

I'm the one giving orders here I'm in charge okay don't worry I'll tell the brass you died with your boots on hey

maybe they'll give you a

medal nothing is not promt

Morgan I'm who your a*s father as she realize that true good Henry what' you expect that of me will you follow

Deary definitely not the roster then I'm on a schedule don't tell then you die

look if the situation was reversed I wouldn't do it to save you situation isn't reversed I'm not joking Smite I'll

let you die seriously seriously I'm another person mean even if I was going

to really die I mean you know die die yeah even if he was going to die there

well [Music] H that's where we're

different moving come on die like a man come on let's go don't make me put a

slug in you it's real easy don't make me do it for you cuz you know I will I will put a slug right in your back you know

what you need coslow and attitude

adjustment oh yeah oh God there is a

God my goodness is everyone okay say what must

admit I feel like a new man and it's the damnest thing but my neck feels like a

million bucks I'm filled with love and empathy is anybody with me here hey

we're all right there with you on that one cuz yeah run with that you know what for

you and I we should work on the LEF case together so glad to hear you say that

boss that's so fast people has anyone read the society WR of in the times uh I

get the pulse oh of course you do you plee Gregor what in Heaven's name are you doing here all I have to do is

rewind one of your little tapes silly I know all about your little SCH what about me what about my life listen

Gregor you the impr flavor of the minute stylus while charging laughably exorbitant prices for his named by level

haircut elies an artist singularly bere of any discernible styling Talent ooh go

I tried to tell you I am confident that the lightning quick ascendancy this is my favorite part of this individual is

sure to be followed by a sudden and final Fall From Grace nice double on

Tandra this is not what we agreed upon do you know what a r up like this can do to a man's reputation oh please you

never said anything about critical success I'm ruined a laughing

do sping my level's out to posture on the M line of personal hair care

brother you missed me don't be so

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sure tell me you got that look like the good folks in

Hollywood can sleep easy once again Chanley and Henry are on the

case you know what getting to where I dig this gig what you mean the cor no smoking course is okay too you know it's

good when you get a renunciation don't happen much keeps the bosses happy keeps District happy look like for's going to

get accommodation too coslo really changed his toe therapy is an amazing thing all right Floyd just a little off

the side and you'll be all the rage at the Rest Home looks like you found your calling kid

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huh today we want to discuss the rip up but before we get to that I'd like to

quote you a passage from w*r and Peace violence in its many forms is an

involuntary quest for identity and when that identity is threatened we have a

mandate for w*r w*r ladies and gentlemen that's what we are fighting and to fight

that w*r we must entertain moves like the rip up the rip up is nothing more

than punishment placed on the enemy's head and it's a very very simple move you

just Dash right into him with a forarm and rip him up oh my little bit you

can't run stand over here and take this lip w

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