01x03 - The Hall of Bones

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Hey, look! A "Dungeons and Dragons"
enchanted castle!

Wow, great!

Oh, come on!

I don't like this anymore!

Wow, what's happening?

Where are we?

Watch out!

Fear not, wanderer,

barbarian, wizard,
thief,

knight and acrobat!

What was that?

That was Venger,
the embodiment of evil!

And I am the Adventure Master,
your guide,

a Dungeons and Dragons
world!

THE ROOM OF BONES

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Faster! They are coming closer!

Hurry up, Uni!
They're almost here!

Uni!

Put it down!

Bobby! Come on!

Come on!

Hey! What the...?

Something happened
with the energy arrow!

I'll deal with them!

Oh, no! So much for the batteries!

Quickly!
Behind my shield!

They will not break through!

Maybe, your mind is ruined too!

If we don't get out of here,
it's not just the elements that will be destroyed!

Run!

I hope my clothes don't rust!

I hope they don't attack me
those monsters again!

Where did those things come from?

- And what's wrong with our weapons?
- Venger must have had something to do with it!

Then let's get out of here before
before he gets his legs in the air!

The winged monkeys have failed,
my lord!

Even they could not get the young
the spellbinding weapons of the young intruders!

Fools!
Enough of this!

I will personally take it in hand
the case!

Whatever they are,
they look good, that's for sure!

- Why our weapons were lost
I am very worried!

You have a good reason!

- Adventure Master!
- Did your weapons not work?

Yes! At one moment
I was felling trees,

then, poof!
My jerk stopped squeaking!

I was afraid of that.

The mystic that fills your weapons
energy is disappearing.

Disappearing?

Like a dead battery?

Bobby, in our g*ns
no batteries!

Need to reload
your weapons!

See? I told you!
The battery's dead!

Reload?
But where?

Up in the mountains, a The Bones
The Hall of Bones!

- The Hall of Bones?
- Great name!

Sounds terrible.

It is a vast crypt, filled with this earth
of the best warriors of this land!

Great, a cemetery!

In the Room you will find
the Skull of Power!

It will recharge your weapons.

How do we find it?

There will be someone to show you the way,
but not for free!

And remember:
Look for the light in the dark!

What does that mean?

Won't you show me the way, Adventure...

- Adventure master?
- Don't tell me...

- It's gone!
- I told you not to say it!

We better get going!

I felt much safer,
when our g*ns were loaded.

Maybe we can hire a driver here!

Hire?
We have no money!

You are right!

Fortunately, I know the solution!

- With my talent, in moments
Eric, you shouldn't...

The crowd goes absolutely crazy for two tiny
clowns, just think if one...

...they get a big clown!

Good afternoon, lovely ladies and dear
gentlemen! Big Eric is here!

How many dwarves do you need
to change a light bulb?

None!
Because they can't reach!

Not high enough!

They heard about the barbarian,
who was so stupid that...

No!

How stupid is he?

She was... she was so... smart,
that everyone in the world loved him!

Presto, can you make money
with your hat?

I don't think so.

Try it!

All right!

Oh, no!
This is not good!

Try again!

I'd better stop!

- More! - More!
- Don't stop!

- Wonderful!
- Bravo!

- Presto! They love you!
- And we have money now!

- DRAGON TOOTH INN
- Are you sure about this, Eric?

Of course! Leaders are always
hang out in places like this all the time!

Remember, Eric! Our g*ns can't
protect us if we get in trouble!

What kind of trouble? Your knight friend
knows what he's doing!

Eric. Not the kind of leader you need,
who at least speaks human?

Let the money do the talking!

Anyone interested in
a business proposal?

See?
Now, like I said?

Goodbye, Eric!
Nice to meet you!

Listen up, guys!
We only need one of you!

Of course, the three is
a nice, round number!

But, you can share
must share the money!

Help...
Help!

Looks like our knight friend
is in trouble!

No... we couldn't discuss
like friends?

Hey, guys!

Why fight for buttons,
when you have this?

Come on!

There they go!

What's wrong with these?

They got a lot of money!

They didn't get that, they got a
a big bag of metal caps!

What?

Shut up and pick your feet!

Oh, no!
Dead end!

This way!
Over here!

What if he is with them?

You don't remember,
what Master Adventurer said?

"Seek the light in the darkness."

He came to help!

It leads through the city!
You'll be safe here!

"Safe and sound..."
One of my favourite words.

- Who are you?
- A friend of yours sent me...

A friend?

It's a cobweb!

- I can't move!
- And even if you could get out...

Venger!

...beneath you the bottomless
abyss!

I'll take it now,
what is mine!

No!

No!

Your power is mine,

and your body is Lolth's,
the Demon Queen of the Spiders!

Do with them
as you want!

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No!
We have to do something!

Uni! Use your horn!
Cut the net!

Hang in there, Uni!

It's all right, Uni!

Free the others,
so we can get out of here!

Well, that's great!

We got lost in an underground tunnel,
looking for a guide!

Come on, Eric!
It could be worse!

Yes? And how?

Well, like this!

Look!
There's the exit!

- Who do you want to go there?
- Why do you want to stay here?

You are right!

Venger took our g*ns!
We are defenseless!

But at least we are alive!
Come on!

Lie down!

Stay down!
It's Tiamat!

No!
It's Venger!

- Oh, no! Both of you!
- We have to get out of here!

Tiamat! Give in!

I do not pay homage to anyone!

Now we're finished!

You are weak!

No, Dragon Queen!
I am stronger than ever!

Oh, no! Use it against Tiamat
our weapons against us!

Good! At least one less dragon!

But our weapons
don't work!

Good! With a Venger, then.
that's one less!

And some weapons...

How do you...?

Surprise!

Useless!

Here's our chance!

Quickly! Reload them
in the Hall of Bones!

But we still don't know,
where it is!

Come on! Let's find a leader!

The Hall of Bones, huh?

This is ridiculous!

No village, no leader,
or anything else!

I am anything else!

- I do not deny that! What are you?
- Come on!

They looked at me as if I were still
you'd never seen a half-serious man before.

We can't really see now either!

Oh, sorry!
Hector, the half-breed, at your service!

And it looks like you need it!

Can I help you?

I doubt it!
We're looking for some stupid graveyard!

Just not the Hall of Bones
are you looking for?

Do you know where it is?

What kind of leader would I be,
if I didn't know?

- Are you a leader?
- Can you get us there?

You bet!

Yes?
And how much will it cost us?

Given the length of the journey, your company
will be my payment on the way there!

I like your pricing!

Father! Like the Grand Canyon!

Are we there yet?

Yes! When do we get there?

Come on! Just come!
We're practically there!

There is nothing substantial about it!

- Look!
- Oh, no!

This nonsense! Hector for sure
something buggy!

Come on, Uni!
You can do it!

What the...? Hey!

I said Hector the buggy,
don't hit me in the head!

This clown doesn't even know that,
where he's going!

What makes you think that, Eric?

What does it matter! I say,
we'll tell Hector he's fired.

Yes!

- Yes!
- Yes!

- Let's go!
- Good idea!

- We should catch up first!
- Hey! Hector!

You said you'd take us
to the Hall of Bones!

And so it was!

Here you are, my friends,
the Hall of Bones!

That's something!

Father! We can't do it like that,
without finding him?

Come on! Quickly!

This place gives me the creeps!

From everything in this world
gives you the creeps!

The Skull of Power!

Legend has it that the man buried here
shines with the power of heroes!

Well, what are you waiting for?

Hector would be out of here sooner,
than we are!

Are you going to eat us?

I think the Skull
we should put our weapons in the Skull!

Everything works great!

And, now my payment,
for bringing you here!

Venger!

Give me your weapons!

So you are the leader,
waiting to be paid!

Exactly!
And I want it now!

Not that, Venger!

Wait!

Adventure Master said,
we seek the light in the darkness!

Come on! Into the Skull!
That will be the light!

This is terrible!

No!

- Did we do that?
- I don't know!

Battle with Venger
is now over! Go!

- What happens?
- I don't know!

Who dare to stand against me?

This is impossible!

Our strength in the crypt
prevails, Venger!

Are we home?

No! Outside the Hall of Bones!

And away from Venger!

But not far enough!
Let's get out of here!

The whole place is collapsing!

Hurry up!
We don't have much time!

If Space is the source of your strength,
then you leave no other choice...!

Good that we could upload
our weapons! Look!

Yes, but the charge
only lasts for three hundred years!

What do you mean by "only"?

- What is it?
- Do you think they beat Venger?

I hope so!

That answers your question, Presto.

Wow! I wonder where he uploads
Venger's batteries!

I wonder how we'll get out of here!

When the time comes, young people,
you will find your way!

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