01x04 - Valley of the Unicorns

[bunniefuu]

Hey, look! A "Dungeons and Dragons"
enchanted castle!

Wow, great!

Oh, come on!

I don't like this anymore!

Wow, what's happening?

Where are we?

Watch out!

Fear not, wanderer,

barbarian, wizard,
thief,

knight and acrobat!

What was that?

That was Venger,
the embodiment of evil!

And I am the Adventure Master,
your guide,

a Dungeons and Dragons
world!

THE VALLEY OF THE UNICORNS

Caption: milren

What the...?

What's wrong, Uni?

It's OK! That little nutter
scared of his own shadow!

- Uni! No! Come back!
- Don't go back there!

We can't go anywhere until
until I get the stones out of my boots!

Keep them! While you're at it,
you're not bothering us, Eric.

Enough of this! Bring it to me!
Now!

Another unicorn?

I hear Uni!
Come on! This way!

Look! Another unicorn!

And he's in big trouble!

Tell your senior partner, Uni,
that all is well! Watch this!

Presto, so far this
the stupidest thing I've...

It gets better by the moment!

Hey! Where's Uni?

I don't know, but the big unicorn
needs help!

Did you see this?

Now you may regret that you are too young
to use your powers!

And you don't even have time to learn!

Call the others!

Get ready!
We're going to get them now!

Do we catch them?

What could scare them?

Simple, Sheila.

They were impressed by my strength,
they saw my weapon...

...and they saw your face!

Now, wait a minute!
Where is Uni?

Those wolves towards the forest
to the forest! They went that way!

Then, we're going that way too!

"You go this way, we go that way..."

Why don't you ask me
where I want to go?

No, no... It's...
this direction will be perfect!

Even if you knew you had to, a unicorn
can only teleport once a day!

Excellent! Your friends are following you!
Just as I hoped!

Forget it!

I'm not playing pincushion to
to save a crazy unicorn!

Who did you say was a nutter?

Eeny-meeny-miney, young people!

Eric is the one who doesn't want
to help save Uni...

It's Adventure Master!

Who is that with the wolves?

Who cares?
He got Uni!

This is Kelek, the wizard!

Just be careful, barbarian, more
than your unicorn friend!

I'll be on my guard now, if I ever
talk in riddles again! I'll write it all down!

Who was the big unicorn?

The Silvermane, the last
the leader of the last unicorn stallion.

How could he disappear like that?

He used his magic horn!

It can teleport with your help!
So can all unicorns.

But, remember:
The end is shared by all!

I'll write it!

The destiny of magic...
No... no... wait!

The "shitportation"... no...

Is the phone for everyone?

This is not good!

Adventure Master!
Repeat...

Oh, no!

But! It's gone!

Then, you've screwed us!

Yes?
I'll cut through the thorns!

I have a better idea!

Oh, Hank has a better idea...

Hey!
Now, wait a minute!

- What I will not do for you!
- Silence! And get down!

All right!
I don't think he saw us!

Young fools...

Very well, my young friend!

It will soon be over...

He's fine, Bobby!
He's fine!

But, where are you taking it?

Come out!

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And now, your power is mine!

I'm only interested in teleportation,
the power above everything!

You give me a piece of it

and soon it will all be mine!

All Before I Kelek
will pay homage!

Even Venger
will call you sir!

This guy wants to be
the new Venger?

No way!
This guy is nuts!

Maybe it is, but he has Uni!
Let's pull back before...

Come on!
Quickly!

With this I find the
the Valley of the Unicorns!

And the last free
horns will be mine!

And with them
the infinite power!

And you will be respected as the lord of all!

Uni!

What did he do to you?

Bobby, no!

This is the thing
is protected by some kind of magic!

There is Uni horn!
You must...

Relax, barbarian! Stay with Uni,
I'll free the others!

How long have I been waiting for this!

Are you sure we'll let him out?
Everything is so calm without him...

- That was a very sneaky thing to do...!
- Quiet!

- What was that?
- Let's find out!

It's OK!
We won't hurt you!

More unicorns!

A whole herd.

I'll toot their horns
he took it too!

And it will catch the others if it finds them
the secret valley of the unicorns!

We have to get there before he does
and warn them!

No! I'm not going anywhere,
until we help Uni!

Bobby, maybe it's just
we can help him!

You don't remember,
what Master Adventurer said?

"The end is shared by all!"

Well, maybe... maybe...

They can lead you to the valley,
if we gain their trust!

I think it will work!

Come on! He's heading for the waterfall!

This way!
One flight!

Look!
The secret valley of the unicorns!

Uni! Careful or you'll fall!

Hey! Where are you going?

Just relax!
We're on your side!

Nice behaviour for the occasion,
for what we did for him!

- Silence! Don't move!

- He's not scared of us, he's scared of them!
- Oh, no!

Thanks to all of you!

I knew that unicorns
would lead you here!

And now they are mine
the last free copies!

Quickly! Under my shield!

Don't worry, Uni!
We're fine!

Can you believe who saved us?
Well, Eric!

Why do you find this so
unbelievable, barbarian?

Adventure Master!

Well, you know, Eric's always
and he's always moaning and...

Yes! Who would have thought,
that you would be so brave?

People change!

Sometimes your worst enemy
is your best ally!

Did you write it down, knight?

I'll give you something to write about!
Help me get out!

Here we are!
Kelek must be there already!

Come on!
We don't have much time!

Yes, because it will soon be stronger,
than... Venger!

Hey! Am I a genius or am I a genius?

If you're such a genius,
pull something out of your hat!

Let's say 8 thousand
marines!

I can do better than that!
Don't you remember?

Adventure master says, sometimes, the worst
enemy is our best ally!

Our worst enemy, Venger!

- I'll call him and...
- What are you doing? No...!

Adventure Master said "sometimes"!
Sometimes, Presto...!

It does not mean "now"!

We don't have time for this now!
Abracadabra! Chiribi-chiribá!

I'll do it quickly,
I'm citing Venger here!

- Where to?
- Right here! I want you to...

You have entered Venger Castle,
therefore, your punishment is...

Wait! I'm here for that,
to help you!

Help me?
What kind of game are you playing?

I'm not playing games! Really!
You have to stop Kelek!

He's up to something big!

- He took the unicorns' horns
and wants to defeat me... - Enough!

You say, Kelek?

So, tell me from the beginning!

And finally, the strongest!

Again!

This is more stupid,
than Presto's idea!

- Where did it go anyway?
- Shut up and do it!

Now!

Just relax!

And yet, what is the point of all this?

It's our fault it's here
Silvermane!

Maybe with this trick
we can free him!

And maybe Kelek will see through it soon!

That's right!

Sorry, Hank!
At least we tried!

This was a noble deed
your last act.

No more crossing me!
Come on!

You will be amazed,
when I tell you where I've been!

Get down, Presto!

What? What? How...
How did you do it?

It wasn't me, it was him!

- Venger!
- Welcome, Kelek!

- Will you forgive me for... interfering?
- Of course!

- Of course we...?
- Of course, my sovereign!

That's better!

Thank you very much, Kelek,

that you have collected
the unicorn horns

and you kept them!

I rise, summon the magic.

I'm cooking...

As you wish, my sovereign!

Someone is in big trouble...

Summon the magic, Kelek!

Very well, my sovereign!

The horns are mine!
Their power is mine!

You will call me your ruler!

Really?

Here is your chance!
Let's get out of here!

No way!

Little ones are too weak to escape
and should have their horns back!

And what do we do?
Do we stick them?

No!
We do it with magic!

Abraka-dabra
all the beans for the horses!

I think you need stronger magic
to put them back on than to take them off!

You nutter! Adventure Master says
you only have to put one back!

Quote:
"The end is shared by all!"

- Now put this in the window! - Pain
to admit, but unfortunately you're right!

All right!

Abraka-dabra
back to the horn of Uni!

Look!

Silence!
Listen!

The castle is sinking again!

Of course!

Kelek after the castle too
disappears into the void!

And now the unicorns are mine!

- What a rat!
- What a monster!

Which is the fastest way out of here?

Up on the unicorns!
You can teleport out of here!

Wow! Looks like
Kelek and Venger are gone!

No...

...Venger was not finished!

Diana, there's a happy unicorn!

But there's an unhappy little boy!

Bobby, we gotta go!

We have to find our way home!

- I'm not leaving without Uni!
- Well, what if he wants to stay, Bobby?

But I love Uni!
You must come!

It must come!

Come on!

- Do you think Uni really wants to...
- Presto!

Don't get bored yet!
Come on! Get out of here!

One last time!

Sheila, this is all your fault!

Why did you have to bring these?

Adventure Master says, when they grow up,
they can protect the unicorns!

I can do that,
that they love your feet?

Uni! Uni!

I knew you'd come back!
I knew it!

Is there a problem?

Are you kidding?
I've never been better in my life!

Hey, Bobby!
Need a little help?

No! It is not difficult!

Hey! Would you be careful with that horn?

One more word, Eric and me...!