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01x13 - P-R-E-S-T-O Spells Disaster

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Dungeons & Dragons". Aired: September 17, 1983 – December 7, 1985.*
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Focuses on a group of friends aged between 8 and 15 who are transported to the realm of Dungeons & Dragons by taking a magical dark ride on an amusement park roller coaster.

01x13 - P-R-E-S-T-O Spells Disaster

Post by bunniefuu »

Hey, look! A "Dungeons and Dragons"
enchanted castle!

Wow, great!

Oh, come on!

I don't like this anymore!

Wow, what's happening?

Where are we?

Watch out!

Fear not, wanderer,

barbarian, wizard,
thief,

knight and acrobat!

What was that?

That was Venger,
the embodiment of evil!

And I am the Adventure Master,
your guide,

a Dungeons and Dragons
world!

PRESS OIASY
MISERY

Caption: milren

Can't you run any faster?
It's almost there!

If they could go even faster
my legs would run by themselves!

I think that...
we must stop and fight!

How? Are you crazy?
Stop?

Personally, I don't want it to be printed
like a spit-out piece of gum!

For a moment, I thought,
we were going to be the main course today!

Good idea!

While we're at it,
then here it is!

Let's get out of here!

I'd rather not!

Thanks!

- What are you saying hello to? Look!
- Oh, no!

Yum... unicorn stew!

I'll make ham out of you!

Hey, put me down!

We will put down...

...down there!

Presto, quickly! Work your magic!
Get me out of here!

Make magic?
Okay...

- What spell?
- Never mind! Just do it, Presto!

Hocus-pocus delirium,
pocus-defilirum,

here comes a spell,
we're out of here!

We did it!

I think...

- Presto! Stop it!
- I don't know how!

Hank? Sheila?

Guys?
Where are you guys?

The orcs are gone,
you can come out!

Eric? Diana?

Now wait!

Maybe my magic
sent them home!

What do you think, Uni?

I don't think...

Watch out for the orcs!
Take cover!

The orcs!
They're gone!

Now wait! The orcs are not missing,
We are!

Where are we?

I don't know!

What is this?

Whatever it is, it looks hungry!
Go!

Well done, Presto!

Wait a minute...
Where is Presto?

- So, where is Uni?
- They're gone!

- Presto probably learned it from the Adventure Master
We have to find them!

We have to get out of here!

We can't go any further!

How?

- Perhaps a spell!
- Or a force field!

Just avoid Presto
in my hands!

Wherever they are, they are probably better off,
than us, right, Uni?

Wrong, wizard!

Adventure Master!

What have I done?
Where are the others?

Your spell was not bad,

but you've overplayed it a bit.

Did I overdo it?
Where did I overfigure them?

To a distant land,
where they are in great danger!

Oh, no!

How can I figure them back?

You must climb to new heights of courage
to help them!

First you need to get to know
three strangers

and lose something,
that is very important to you!

Something that is very important to me?

What will I lose?
Adventure Master! Wait...!

Whatever! Come on, Uni!
Let's meet those three strangers.

- We have to get out of here!
- But, how?

This force field is like,
like a glass wall!

- Can you do something?
- Now, wait!

If it's like glass,
maybe it will break!

Bobby! Use your husk!

- We did it!
- It's open! Come on!

Look at the size of this place!

Great!

- Either it's big, or we've gone wrong!
- Who cares! Let's go!

Look at the size of everything!

What kind of a jerk leaves a giant mansion,
to let anyone walk over it?

I think he's a giant jerk, Eric!
Look!

That's right!

A giant jerk who makes little jerks
for breakfast like you, Eric!

Let's give it to him, guys!

Careful, you boulder!

For the size of your head,
you have a big mouth!

Yes?

And for such a big head.
you have a small brain!

Well done, Hank...

You have the courage...

No wonder you wanted to steal it
my golden eggs!

Eggs? I don't want your eggs!
Nor your chicken!

We just want to get out of here!
Let go of me!

Shut up!

- All right!
- I don't have any chicken!

Just my swamp monster, Willy.

- Your swamp monster?
- Willy?

Yes, Willy!

- Father! Is that your parrot?
- What's your dog like?

All right, all right!

Now let's play
"Who can eat at the end"!

Not "Who's laughing at the end"?

No! "Who can eat!"
It's faster!

I'm hiding and Willy
will come looking for you!

Right, Willy?

Come on!
This way! Quickly!

Hey, it's not that bad!

If Willy finds you,

it eats you!

But! This is very bad!

Come on, Willy!

- Here comes the swamp creature!
- Swamp monster! - Him too!

Quickly! Under the door!

Help! I'm stuck!
He's gonna get me!

Go ahead! Pull!

Nice... pet...
Good dog... good swamp monster...

Help!

What took you so long?

Shut up and go!
Willy can get through the door in no time!

milren

I don't like this place, Uni.

I hope the three guys
won't be around...

Let's get out of here, Uni!

Uni?
Uni, where are you?

Oh, no!

Look, a unicorn!

It can be worth a lot of money on the market!

Grab it!

Uni, get out of there,
before someone...

Is this your unicorn?

Yes, why?

We would trade it for something!

Yes! Here are three
magic cavies! Here you go!

No way!

No way!

All right, come on
the "skull game".

The skull game?

Yes! In one skull
we put this b*llet.

We mix them together and you have to guess,
which one has the b*llet in it!

It seems simple enough.

What is at stake?

If we lose,
you get the three magic carrots.

- And, if we win...
- We get the little unicorn!

No way!
I'm not doing it!

What did you say?!

I mean... go on!

Sorry, Uni.

Watch the skull!

Well? Which one is it in?

I think...

...in it!

You are wrong!
It was on the right.

Hey! You cheated!
There's nothing in it!

Who told you about these
about the skulls?

It's in the right!

No! Uni!

Here, kid! You can have the three pebbles!
They're no good for anything anyway!

You did it, Presto.

First you lose your friends,
and now Uni.

You are a pretty little wizard.

It would be best for everyone,
if I disappeared!

A petrified tree!

It's about a mile high!

This must have been what Master of Adventure was talking about when
the new heights of courage!

Nothing can make me,
to climb up there!

Come back here, you little...!

Uni!

Nothing, except them...!

Come on, Uni! We have no choice!
Look!

Wait for me!

Look, the tree...!

He absorbed them!
Run!

They locked the door on us, Uni!

Do you hear that?

Come on, Uni, there must be somewhere
an exit!

Where does this staircase lead to?

Maybe we should go back!

Come on, Uni,

we must reach new heights...
in fear!

See anything?

Come on!

I told you that flying thing
can't find me in the broom!

Run!

Quickly!
To the window!

- Oh, no!
- Bobby!

Let me go!

- We have to do something!
- I know what we need!

Wait, Diana!
They're too high!

If I signal,
Throw me this flute!

Now!

Bobby! Look out!

Get out of here,
mothbrain!

You okay, Bobby?

You bet!

That giant parrot
didn't scare me for a minute!

Yes? But the parrot is now
wants us for bird food!

Well done, Diana!
Now you showed him!

What a fight it was!
I need some rest!

I just didn't scare you,
you brave little fellow?

You did Willy wrong.
Let's see how you get on with me!

Not me!
I'm too fragile!

Put me down, you lunatic!

Willy, here's another egg!

Go get it!

I'm bored...

It's time to have fun
me, my babies!

This should not be...

Leave my sister alone,
you big furball!

No, Bobby!

Isn't it sweet?

The little guy came to the rescue
his little sister from the evil giant!

Laugh at that, grin!

Why you little...!

Let's get out of here!

Quickly! He's coming after you!

This will slow it down!

What is this...?

Just get between my hands!

Come on!

- It's a walking earthquake!
- Hurry up!

If I ever get home, I swear,
I'll never ditch gym class again!

What was that?

What is it, Uni?

Wow, a baby dragon!

We must help him!

Hang in there,
I'm almost there!

Well, nice!
I can't even do magic like that!

Uni, go back!
You can't help me!

That's it, Uni!
You saved us!

All right, buddy,
we're safe now!

Go to mama, baby!

No! Bad dog!

I mean... bad dragon!

No! Stop it!

Let's get out of here, Uni!

I think so,
we're finished, Uni!

It's a dragon's nest! And that thing
steals your egg!

That place is great!

Is it huge?

Adventure master is also something
"a great danger"!

Don't you think that...?

Help!

That was Eric!

I would recognise this anywhere
desperate voice! Come on!

Help!

Well done, Willy!

Come the reward...!

You'll get your babies!

Come on! That thing
wants us again!

What is it?
Are we playing catch? Or what?

There they are!

I hope you are well
"play"!

Abraka-dabra mambo-jambo
Need a spell to pull out the moustache!

Maybe my fingers are numb!

We did it!

- Presto!
- Uni!

I am so happy,
to see you!

I thought I was gone forever
you!

If I catch you, you'll be
you'll wish you had!

Come on!
I know the way out!

- What is the problem?
- The egg!

Breakfast can wait!
Let's get out of here first!

No! The golden egg!
It's a dragon egg!

We have to take it back
to his mama!

Come on!
Let's get out of here!

Hey! Wait!

That's my golden egg!
Give it back!

This is ridiculous...!

This thing is alive, guys!

Enough! I'm not your daddy!

The giant is catching up!

He's trampled,
if we don't hurry!

Quick, into the tree!

Out of my way!

It didn't take much!

Eric.

Let me go! I'm making a suitcase
out of that monster!

No! Wait!
Look!

Hey, enough!

Stop drooling!

Friendly!

Maybe, but not that giant!
Come on!

- Dead end!
- We'll see!

Oh no!
There he comes!

Don't worry,
the "figuring" is already underway!

I think so!

Presto, no!

I'm figuring to the right,
figuring left,

if you are good at figuring
the giant should be a flea!

Great! Now you can
reciting nursery rhymes!

Huh? Hey!

What is going on!
What is happening?

The giant is gone!

That was quite a finger exercise, Presto!

Thank you!

Isn't it cute?

For the dragon
has a new nest!

They are getting better
your spells, wizard!

- Adventure Master!
- Are they getting better?

Because it is precisely his "figuration"
that got us into trouble!

Yes, but it was all for a good cause!

So you saved the last
golden dragons,

which are the last members of this world
of the good dragons!

Good dragons?

The only good dragon in...

What's that, Daddy?

The only good dragon,
the golden dragon!

Would you stop?