♪♪
Misty,
jay is having a seizure.
♪♪
Pattie : come here.
Wait until your arms around me.
Matt: one minute,
we're hunting together.
The next minute,
he's just gone.
Marty: I don't know
what's happening right now,
But...
[ Exhales ]
...this homestead
has real issues,
And I'm not really sure
what the cure is.
Narrator:
marty raney's been building
homesteads for 40 years.
He's spent his life passing on
his homesteading skills.
Marty:
I was raised off-grid.
I've built a life
and a family
In the toughest place
on earth -- alaska.
And I've taught my kids
everything I know.
Narrator: daughter misty
has raised animals
And grown her own food
since she was a child.
Misty: a homestead needs to be
nurtured every day.
You get out what you put in.
Narrator:
son matt spent 12 years
As a guide and hunter in alaska.
Matt: I have the utmost respect
for wildlife.
Hunting is a privilege
and a necessity.
[ g*nsh*t ]
narrator: in the last decade,
Have moved offgrid.
Misty:
we're in the middle of nowhere.
Narrator: but the wilderness
is a tough place to survive.
I am so afraid
we might end up dead.
Narrator: this year,
Tens of thousands
of homesteads will fail.
Man:
this threat is absolutely real.
[ Bear growls ]
We could lose this place
at any moment.
Raney family,
we need your help.
Marty: for those brave enough
to embark on this lifestyle,
We're here to help them
overcome the challenges
And fulfill that dream.
My résumé?
I'll show it to you
right now.
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♪♪
This road is rougher
than a corncob
And steeper
than a cow's face.
I feel like we've been
on this road for hours.
Look at how many trees are down.
Look at that.
I hope these guys own
a big chainsaw.
This tree is leaning
over the road.
If one of these trees falls,
or if that road washes out,
You are stuck here.
Trapped.
This thing is 10 miles long,
If we keep on going,
we're all going to die.
Oh, my god.
Look at that.
Look out. Ah!
-Wow.
-Roadblock.
Look at this thing.
Why am I not surprised?
It's like the mountains dictate
who comes and who goes.
Who's got a knife?
-I got one.
-I got one.
Mine's cooler.
Mine's out faster.
Mine is way sharper
than yours.
Mine is really pointy.
[ Scoffs ]
kids, please.
We'll just try to get
the bottom of that tree
Over to this side.
Okay, jump in the truck.
Nice.
Everybody, watch out.
If that rope snaps...
Misty, look out.
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Look out!
That's it.
You got it.
Whew! Good job.
Okay.
The adventure continues.
♪♪
Narrator:
the raneys have left their base
at hatcher pass, alaska,
Traveling over 2,000 miles
To cascade county,
western montana.
♪♪
Matt: wow.
I totally understand
why they live here.
Oh, this is epic.
The wilderness of montana
is dominated by the grizzly
And black bear.
It's also home to nearly
Deer, and antelope.
And harsh winters
see temperatures
Drop to minus 50 degrees.
This isolated homestead
is on the brink of survival,
With little livestock,
no food source,
And a real risk of being
cut off from civilization.
[ Barking ]
-Hey!
-Hi.
Nice to meet you guys.
-Hello.
-Marty raney.
-Jay crum.
Nice to meet you.
-Nice meeting you.
-Man, I'm glad to see you.
-Pattie.
Was this the only road
in and out?
-Yes. Yes.
-Wow.
Clearly it would be normal in
the winter to be stranded here.
Yes.
[ Wind blowing ]
Hello.
Narrator: one year ago, military
veterans jay and pattie crum
Swapped their city home
in washington state
For the vast mountains
of montana
To save jay's life.
Pattie: we moved here
to get away from the city life.
The place that we lived
previously was
Right next to the highway.
Jay:
I have a rare form of epilepsy,
And I'm subject
to grand mal seizures.
They can be fatal.
Headlights from cars would
cause him to have seizures.
So for us, coming up here
into mountain setting,
I've gone from having
Between 3 and 4
grand mal seizures a month
To 8 months without one.
Narrator:
jay and pattie spent $125,000
On 30 acres of land with
three cabins and running water.
-Hello.
-What are you doing?
I am in our king-sized
shower today.
We moved out here
with the intentions
Of being fully self-sufficient.
It lasted about a month.
Pattie: the garden
was eaten by wildlife.
Jay:
I don't have a lot of experience
hunting our own meat.
Narrator: the life-saving move
has backfired,
And the crums' only source
of food is from town,
A 2-hour dice with death
down a 10-mile track.
Pattie: there's always
trees falling in the road.
The rocks are a nightmare.
Jay: that is our only way out,
so if we are blocked in,
We're trapped.
We really need the raneys
to help sort this out for us,
Because I think our time
on this homestead
Might be coming to an end.
♪♪
Narrator:
the raneys have just one week
to turn this homestead around
Before they must move on
to their next family in crisis.
All fixes will pay
for themselves or save lives.
[ Barking ]
First, matt wants to check out
jay's hunting setup
To see if he's ready
To survive
being trapped on his homestead.
You're tanning this hide?
This is a deer hide?
Yes, sir.
You probably have a ton of deer
that just run through here.
Only time I've been
able to harvest,
It's kind of opportunistic,
When it's been
right in my face.
It doesn't seem like
you've ventured out.
No.
Honestly, not really.
I'm not sure where to go
and what I'm looking for.
I know from my hunting
experience in alaska,
You've got to go on these
pretty brutal treks.
I had to learn how to move
in the environment
Without being seen,
smelled, or heard.
I didn't hear the doorbell ring
and then open the door,
And then sh**t the animal
right there on my doorstep.
Narrator:
a typical homesteader
Eats 3 pounds of meat a week.
Misty wants to know
how much the crums
Are harvesting
from their livestock.
Okay, so what do we have
here?
Pattie:
well, we've got dairy goats.
So there's no meat goats.
There's just one milk goat.
-Yes.
And you're milking her
right now?
No, we stopped milking her
because
She was producing
too much milk
And we had nowhere
to store it.
Okay. So there's actually
no food source here...
-Correct.
-...right now.
Yes.
Okay.
That's kind of heavy.
You have a lot
of bears here, right?
Yeah, we do.
We've had a bear come right up
to this tree behind you,
And we shot over its head
and it ran off.
They have a bear problem,
and that fence
Is not going to keep out
any kind of predator.
They are so far
from civilization
With no food source,
And they can be
stranded here for weeks,
Maybe even months
at a time.
Steep.
It's steep.
Narrator:
marty's priority is to get eyes
on the crums' 10 mile lifeline
To civilization.
Never in the entire state
of alaska have I seen anybody
With a driveway this long
with so many dead trees.
About two or three times
a week,
I have to do
just a tree patrol.
Marty: it's a serious problem,
cutting one of these trees
Out of the way.
Good thing
you're a big guy.
Well, I used to box
professionally.
What? Serious?
Yup.
I've been in a lot of fights,
but I've never won one.
I used to be a sparring partner
for a lot of world champs,
And...
For example?
Evander holyfield.
What?
Mike weaver.
What?
Yeah.
The last time
jay hit a guy in helena,
He got picked up
for speeding in missoula.
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughs ]
he likes it, he likes it!
I got to tell you
right now,
This road
is your mike tyson.
I agree. I agree.
It's ugly,
It's mean,
and it's a problem.
I agree.
Has it made you think twice
about actually living here?
No. I'm better
in this environment.
I have epilepsy
from a brain injury.
I got diagnosed
Well, that's
a pretty sobering statement.
Yes, sir.
It's already
about an hour and a half,
Two hours from here
to the nearest hospital,
And if this
is lined with trees,
I mean,
that's it probably for me.
Your road
can literally save your life.
But at the same time, boom,
it could take your life.
If the road's blocked,
Frankly, he could die.
And when I think about that,
This homestead dream
could end tonight.
Narrator:
marty's mission is to tame the
crums' treacherous 10-mile road.
Misty plans to build
a predator-proof pigpen
To bring a backup source
of protein
To this isolated homestead.
Matt will teach jay
to survive off the land
By hunting
in the nearby mountains.
But before
any work can start,
Marty needs to see
how prepared the crums are
In a real
life-or-death situation.
[ Knocks ]
anybody home?
Crums are in for
a big surprise this morning.
I'm going to test jay and pattie
in a real-life scenario.
Okay. I got a plan.
-Uh-oh.
-Okay.
What I'd like you to do
please
Is just sit right here
in the front seat...
Okay.
...as if a grand mal seizure
took place.
I just have to see your plan,
your process,
For getting that
Back to town.
It's all on you.
♪♪
Drive this thing
like you stole it.
[ Barking ]
Narrator:
the nearest medical facility
is 2 hours away.
Okay, stop right here.
♪♪
This is too real.
♪♪
Stay here.
Your husband had
a grand mal seizure.
What's the fix?
I'm not here.
♪♪
This is going to be bad.
I don't know how to...
What?
What?
Narrator: coming up, marty
brings out the big g*ns...
Marty:
we call that yellow iron.
Whoo!
...and risks his life...
Stand back, stand back.
We're going for it.
...to make the crums' homestead
safe.
Holy moly.
♪♪
Narrator:
in the montana wilderness,
The raneys have just 6 days
To save two homesteaders
in danger of being trapped
By their 10-mile
dirt track road.
This is my biggest fear.
Marty is stress-testing
pattie's evacuation plan.
If epileptic jay has
a life-threatening seizure,
It's all on her to clear
the fallen trees from the road.
What?
[ Cries ]
honey, honey, don't cry.
Listen to me.
Geez.
A fear of chainsaws.
What is --
Do you mind telling me
what that means?
My dad
near cut his hand off.
He severed everything.
It went
all the way through.
He had years and years
of physical therapy,
And he still can't use
his hand all the way.
I'm sorry.
[ Sighs ]
Did your dad
stop using chainsaws?
No.
Okay,
So your dad set a good example,
I think, for you.
And if your dad was sitting
right here I think he'd say,
"Honey, I made a mistake.
I got past it.
I still use a chainsaw
because I need to."
And you need to
to save jay's life.
For me, it's the first step
in helping him.
Our first homestead
was in haines, alaska,
At the end of a road
And the beginning
of the wilderness.
Molly's water broke,
and there was no family,
No neighbors, and no doctor.
It ended up in an emergency
bush flight to the yukon,
Namely whitehorse.
The point?
That little baby now
is living proof
That if you live
at the end of the road anywhere,
You better be prepared.
Narrator: the test is over,
and pattie leaves jay
To help matt and marty
clear the road.
Ah, good man.
I got the...
[ Glass shatters ]
-Oh!
-Oh, [bleep].
-What the...?
-Oh.
All of our trucks
look like crushed tin cans.
I mean, this is a nice truck,
so...
I'm embarrassed.
Man, I'm sorry.
My wife will k*ll me.
I'm thinking
you're an optimist.
Is the windshield half full
or is the windshield half empty?
The way I look at it,
you get more mountain air now.
♪♪
Narrator: back on the homestead,
misty wants to fix
The crums'
dire lack of livestock.
I think we should bring in pigs
because they...
Pigs?
[ Laughs ]
...because they coexist
with goats really well,
And they're
a really good source of food.
I'm thinking some kind
of structure
Out of wood,
out of logs.
Oh, okay.
There are fallen trees
all over the homestead.
Misty plans to turn them
into a cabin-style pigpen.
She'll add insulation,
a predator-proof door,
And a ring
of electric fence.
First, misty shows pattie
how to set up a chainsaw mill.
This is one of the world's
most amazing tools
That actually can make usable
lumber out of raw logs.
Pattie: awesome.
[ Chainsaw revs ]
The bracket
holds the saw in place
So it cuts
perfectly straight lumber.
I actually really like
the chainsaw,
And as long as you're
really aware, use common sense,
You're going to be fine.
Yeah, I'm still afraid
of that.
It's like my nemesis.
Misty:
I grew up around chainsaws.
My dad cut my umbilical cord
with a chainsaw.
And despite all of my years
of experience,
I still have
a really healthy fear of them.
So I totally get
where pattie's coming from.
She needs help
overcoming this fear.
Narrator: raising pigs
won't pay off for months,
So matt wants to find
an immediate food solution.
♪♪
Jay shot a deer from
the luxury of his porch once,
But he's never been hunting
in the mountains.
Matt: we're going to do
a little bit of hiking.
-Okay.
-So I want you to be prepared.
I mean, how do you feel
about that?
I'm going to go slow,
but I can keep going.
We're going to do things
at your pace.
Okay.
All right. Let's go.
Matt: it's really hard to work
with somebody
That has such a tough illness.
I think it's a good time
to get him out on a hunt
And sort of,
I don't know,
test his boundaries
And see what
he's actually capable of.
Narrator: fall is
big game season in montana,
And jay has the opportunity
to bag an elk.
[ Elk bugles ]
Bulls weigh 700 pounds,
And their meat
is higher in protein
Than any store-bought
chicken or beef.
You put an elk in the freezer,
I mean, that's something
That can feed you
for the entire winter.
Got some deer tracks.
They're pretty recent.
There's definitely
a lot of wildlife here.
That's good.
It is.
Let's go find them.
All right, man.
Narrator: with game spread
over 4,000 acres of mountain,
The hunters have
a long hike ahead.
Jay:
it's been a good morning.
I'm an old, out of shape guy.
We covered a lot of miles.
But that's why
it's called "hunting."
If it was "shopping,"
I could just go buy me an elk.
♪♪
Narrator:
the ponderosa pine has built
hundreds of thousands of farms
Since the 1860s,
But beetle infestation
is wiping it out,
And marty has only 6 days
To clear
hundreds of dead trees
From the crums'
In alaska,
cutters they call them,
Guys that cut down big trees,
work in pairs.
There's a reason.
One of them is safety.
This is the most dangerous thing
I could do on any homestead --
Work day in and day out alone
Focusing on danger trees.
[ Chainsaw revs ]
This is
when stuff goes wrong.
It starts to move,
anything that's dead
And weak snaps out,
Comes down here
and kills the cutter.
Fact.
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Whoo!
Narrator:
with so many trees to fell,
Marty steps up production
with an old logger's trick.
This bites down, it will rock it
and hopefully pitch it
To that other tree.
Let's go!
Whoo!
Narrator:
four hours later,
Marty has felled
over 50 rotten trees.
Hey, listen,
if I ever get divorced,
You can have the house.
You can have the kids.
You can have the dog,
and you can have the truck,
But I'm getting away
with my chainsaw.
[ Laughter ]
Narrator:
coming up, a medical emergency
shatters the homestead.
I don't know
how you do it.
Matt: I really don't know
how we can help these people.
I don't think
that they should be here.
Narrator:
in the montana wilderness,
The raneys are trying
to save a couple in danger
Of being trapped
on their homestead...
...with no source of food.
♪♪
Matt wants to fill
the crums' pantry with elk,
But hiking in the mountains
is tough on epileptic jay,
And hunting is slow-going.
Matt: that's a herd of elk
out there.
They're too far away
to take a shot,
And they're moving away
from us.
What if
we have to go chase it?
How much juice
do you got left?
I mean, I'm feeling old
and out of shape.
I just go until I drop.
That's basically it, you know?
I can't let you go
until you drop.
I can't.
Right.
Matt:
the thing I learned early on
When I started hunting
with my family
Is that the work
is only about half over
Once you pull that trigger.
That's
when all the work starts,
And if you don't have anything
else in the reserve tank,
Then you're going to be dead
on your feet
From that moment on.
Maybe we've reached
our threshold for hiking today.
Right.
[ Wind whistling ]
Narrator:
back on the homestead,
Pattie's just taken
a distressing phone call.
Misty,
jay's having a seizure.
Misty: on the hunt?
I don't know.
On top of the mountain.
I got to think about this.
Don't want to have
any trees in the road.
Do you have any trees
in the road?
No, no.
We got them all out.
I don't know
how you live like this.
♪♪
Pattie and the film crew
paramedic help jay inside.
Pattie: come here. Come here.
No wait. Whoa, whoa.
Wait until your arms
are around me.
One minute we were having
a really great day,
And then he was just
sitting on the ground
And then was like,
"oh, no."
And then I just basically
assumed the worst.
I'm not sure where we go
from here to be honest.
I can't help but feel like
I'm responsible
For what happened today,
But at the same time,
You know, like,
I don't know
those warning signs.
You know, I don't know
what pattie knows.
Is he okay, pattie?
He just wanted to know
where I was
And what I was going to do.
He's a little bit confused.
You don't have to go
to the hospital?
No. Right now
since it's stopped,
We don't have to go
to the hospital.
We're just trying
to let him rest.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
♪♪
[ Sniffles ]
I don't know
how you do it.
Sorry, little darling.
[ Voice breaking ] he's my
protector because he's so big,
But I'm his protector
because...
Honey,
you're his protector tonight.
He leans on you.
[ Wind whistling ]
Narrator: the following,
morning jay is stable,
But he'll be out of action
for several days.
Marty: living off-the-grid
comes with some risks,
But living off-the-grid
on a road 10-miles long
With health issues
is high-risk,
And I'm not really sure
what the cure is.
Matt: we got a serious problem
on our hands.
It's literally
just about to snow,
And jay can barely do
anything.
I don't know if we can make this
homestead successful.
I really don't know
how we can help these people.
I don't think that
they should be here.
♪♪
Narrator:
the raneys have just 2 days left
To save a montana homestead
at crisis point.
But with homesteader
afraid to use a chainsaw
And the other recovering
from a severe epileptic seizure,
Jay and pattie might
just be beyond help.
Matt: I really don't know
how we can help these people.
I don't think that
they should be here.
What, are you supposed
to live your days out
From the hospital?
No, they're living
their dream.
I mean,
this is a lifestyle,
And people live it to the ends
of their days, right?
Oh, okay.
Let me think about this.
Maybe we could get them to
a point where they'll be set up
And things could be
a lot easier for them,
But we have
a ton of work to do.
Marty: I hear that
loud and clear.
The road,
the livestock issue.
Part of me
is hating this,
But this is an opportunity
we need to seize.
Matt, let's get down the
mountain and get back to work.
All right.
Sounds good.
Narrator:
marty and matt's new priority
Is to reduce
jay's travel time to hospital,
But that means leveling
a really rocky
Matt: this is solid.
If this is bedrock
right here,
There's no way
we're going to be able
To flatten it
without some dynamite.
Narrator:
with just 2 day left,
Marty is thinking big.
♪♪
He's traded
some of the crums' lumber
For the loan
of a 40-year-old bulldozer.
♪♪
Marty:
you know what we call that?
Yellow iron.
Dad,
I'm not totally sure.
This could be bedrock
right here.
I don't know how far this
goes down, but this is solid.
We could be here a month.
Removing the boulders from this
But if the rock protruding
from the road is bedrock,
There's nothing marty can do
To speed up
jay's life-saving journey
To medical care.
Let me take a scrape
across this,
And let's do
a little experiment.
♪♪
Whoo!
I didn't know
if this was bedrock or not
Until I saw that blade
kind of piecing into here.
We got lucky.
Dad, there's a hump
right there.
Back away. Pull.
There's still four miles
to flatten.
Marty and matt
have their work out
To make this surface
evacuation-ready.
Matt:
I worked with my dad for years
and built many a road.
I've always been this guy
down here in the ditch
With the shovel and a pick
While my dad
was on the dozer.
Maybe one day we'll be
able to switch places.
♪♪
Back at the homestead, misty's
up against the clock too.
The pigpen is a long way
from completion,
And to get the job done
She'll need a helping hand
from pattie,
So it's time to overcome
her fear of chainsaws.
So we need to cut
all of these ends off.
-I'll give it a shot.
-Okay.
I'm going to show you
the marty raney way
To start this chainsaw.
This is how I was taught.
Throwing the saw down
at the ground
And using the weight of the saw
to help you start it.
Okay.
Okay, so you're
going to be, like,
Throwing it
down to the ground.
Just be really careful,
because I think
This is the dangerous thing
about chainsaws.
And then...how do you...
I know.
Okay.
So I got to get a feel
for that.
Yeah.
-Ah!
-It's going to take -- I know.
When?
Come on, chainsaw.
You got it.
Two.
Pull it like you mean it.
Like, mow.
Three! Ah. So close.
[ Laughs ]
It's okay.
So I'll start it.
I'm going to pass it to you.
It's going to be on.
[ Chainsaw revs ]
Pattie's never held
a running chainsaw,
But in a medical emergency,
She'll have to cut
fallen trees
Three times thicker
than these logs.
Watch your knuckles.
♪♪
Nice.
[ Laughs ]
You want to cut this one?
Yeah.
Okay.
Pattie: I'm feeling
a little more confident,
But if I was faced with
a life-or-death situation,
I don't know
how I would handle it.
♪♪
Narrator: as evening falls,
work pauses on the road.
Marty and matt have found
Another stretch
of dangerous trees.
But there's unexpected help.
What's up?
Jay's back
and fighting fit.
You're looking good.
Jay: hadn't had a seizure
in a long time.
I'd bitten my tongue pretty bad,
the inside of my mouth.
It was a surreal deal
that actually scared
The bejesus out of me.
[ Chainsaw revs ]
Marty: this one is dangerous.
Stand back!
-That looks dangerous.
-Yeah.
This one fell back on me,
and it's hung up.
So that's going to come sh**ting
down here and k*ll somebody.
But I need save
the only saw
That I brought
to this homestead.
-All right.
-Grab the rope, please.
Tie it onto the handle,
and get out of the way.
As soon as -- matt, look,
when I pull on the chain,
Hopefully the tree comes off
the stump and falls,
You can pull the saw out of the
way and it doesn't get crushed.
That's my plan.
♪♪
Matt:
my dad loves chainsaws.
I mean, I'm sure that
he dreams one day
Of having chainsaws for arms.
We're going for it.
Okay, get out the way,
And I mean far!
To me this is going nearly
too far to the extreme.
♪♪
Holy moly.
Marty: that's much safer.
Safer now, but, man,
you scared the hell out of me.
That was insane.
That was nuts.
I know how dangerous
these trees are.
And for you and your wife
to deal with this,
I'm happy to risk
my freaking life
Literally here
to end this problem.
Jay:
that is the lethal, most scary,
horrifying corner I've seen,
And I thank marty
bottom of my heart
For saving me
anymore heartache from that.
Narrator: coming up,
it's the raneys' last day.
Pattie must prove she can get
jay to life-saving help
Before it's too late.
[ Chainsaw revs ]
watch out!
Marty: [ whistles ] hey.
Narrator: one week ago,
The raneys found isolated
homesteaders jay and pattie crum
In mortal danger
of being trapped.
I can't live without him,
and he can't live without me.
Narrator:
it's the raneys' last day,
And the road is level.
Looks good.
You sure?
Yeah. Oh, are you kidding me?
It looks amazing.
But jay's life-saving journey
to medical care
Is still not guaranteed.
Marty: we've cleared
most of the danger trees,
But more are going to
fall across this road
And leave them stranded.
It will happen.
[ Whistles ]
hello! Anybody home?
When I first came up
this bad road
And went down
to this homestead,
I met a lady that had
a morbid fear of chainsaws.
I put her through a test.
I'm about to do it again.
♪♪
Park right at this log
right here.
As of right this second,
your husband is incapacitated.
He's had a seizure,
and you're trying
To get out of here
to the hospital.
[ Chainsaw revs ]
-Cut!
-Okay.
So stay in here.
You're having seizures.
I don't want to have
one of those.
♪♪
[ Chainsaw sputters ]
You can do it.
[ Chainsaw revs ]
♪♪
[ Indistinct ]
-Nice.
-Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
In the middle.
Watch out.
♪♪
[ Whistles ] hey.
Get that saw out of there.
Narrator:
despite marty's advice,
Pattie gets the saw stuck
in the tree.
Oh, come on, honey.
Marty:
if pattie is not successful
at cutting tree out of the way,
My entire time here
was...
A failure.
It is hard
not to help her.
-It's really hard not to help.
-[ Whistles ]
♪♪
[ Chainsaw revs ]
Yeah!
-Yeah.
-That a girl.
[ Laughs ]
Whoo-hoo!
That is amazing.
Pattie: watch out.
Okay, can you drive
around that?
-Yeah.
-Let's go.
[ Sighs ]
you are a badass.
I'm so impressed.
I can't even believe it.
Okay!
[ Whistles ]
[ Exhales ]
yay.
So we passed the test.
I can't believe it.
-Look at you!
-Tears of joy.
I've never been as impressed
and proud of a homesteader,
Namely pattie,
As I was today
Because this truly
was survival.
-That was amazing.
-She's shaking.
[ Laughter ]
hold on to this guy.
She's shaking.
Now I know we can get
to the hospital
In case of an emergency.
We can take care
of ourselves.
There is no more need
for a homestead rescue.
It's done.
We're rescued.
♪♪
You are so awesome.
You are the toughest woman
I know.
I did say that this homestead
could fail in one night,
And now there's no doubt
that that champion
Can go the distance
With pattie in his corner.
-[ Yodels ]
-[ laughs ]
♪♪
Jay: we've been snowed-in
for a month,
But the road is wider,
easier to drive.
Our goats are thriving,
pigs are thriving.
[ Pig oinks ]
We could really stay up here
and never go into town.
Pattie the other day was
cutting trees down on her own.
Kind of caught me
by surprise.
♪♪
Pattie:
thanks again to the raneys.
The goats miss you,
and our homestead misses you.
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02x03 - Trapped
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City slickers get schooled by awesome hosts on their last chance to succeed off grid & survive off the land... among wildlife predators & natural disasters
City slickers get schooled by awesome hosts on their last chance to succeed off grid & survive off the land... among wildlife predators & natural disasters