01x26 - Space Station Scooby!

[bunniefuu]

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

Careful.

I couldn't help but notice

you guys were performing
some gene modification.

Monsieur deGrasse Tyson.

Would you consider
doing the honors?

I thought you'd never ask.

Wasting everyone's
precious time.

Knocking out a gene
or two sounds like fun.

These t*rd,
A.K.A. water bears

are some of the most
fascinating, resilient
creatures on Earth.

They're almost indestructible.

Could you imagine
what they'd be capable of
if they were bigger?

Think about it.
Giant water bears.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Neil, do you have time
to help me with
these calculations?

Of course, Aiko.

(SCOFFS) Wasting everyone's
precious time.

(WHIRRING)

Sacrebleu.

It's growing!

-(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
-(GROWLING)

AUTOMATED VOICE:
Container breach.

-(RUMBLING)
-(SCREAMING)

(RUMBLING)

(BEEPING)

(CRACKLING)

(EXPLODING)

(ROARING)

(BATS CHIRPING)

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo
and Guess Who?

♪ We know you're
one in a million

♪ Scooby-Doo

♪ We can count on you,
Scooby-Doo

♪ To catch and unmask
that villain ♪

VELMA: Jinkies!

It's Bill Nye
and Neil deGrasse Tyson.

(SHAGGY AND SCOOBY WHIMPERING)

I'm so happy you guys
could join me today

for this ship's maiden flight.

Well, when Bill Nye,
my favorite science advocate

invites you
on the first flight

of his new experimental
space voyager,

how can you say, no?

I wish I knew
where we were going.

Bill wants it
to be a surprise.

But I've got
my suspicions.

That's our Velma.

Always feeling
the gravitational pull
of a mystery.

Wherever we are.

(BOTH WHIMPERING)

Like, man, why do we
have to go to deep space

to hang out with Bill Nye?

I don't wanna go.
(GROANS)

Wait a minute.

Are those space snacks?

(BOTH EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)

Like, count me in.

Looks like we've only got
slight 15-mile-an-hour
easterly limbs.

I'd say we're good
to go, Bill.

All right, Velma.

Three, two, one.

(ENGINE SPUTTERING)

(ENGINE DECELERATING)

Maybe you just forgot
to put gas in it.

Uh-huh. I got this. Hang on.

(ENGINE ROARING)

(ENGINE ACCELERATING)

(EXCLAIMING IN HORROR)

I don't think my stomach

is gonna make
the lift-off into orbit.

(EXCLAIMS)

(ENGINE ROARING)

(SCOOBY WHIMPERING)

FRED: Look!

ALL: The Multinational
Space Station.

(WHIRRING)

Strange.
Where is everybody?

I'm getting a bad feeling.

Whatever happened here
must have been
really horrible,

really dangerous,
or really, really scary.

I'm thinking like,
all of the above.

Everyone, keep a look out.

We don't know what we
might run into.

-Look out!
-Monster.

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

I'm sorry. It was
just a duffle pack.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

Silly duffle. D'oh!

I got you, Scoob.

(YELLING)

(SNARLING)

Uh, Bill? Question.

Like, what's the boiling point
of, say, peanut butter?

Huh... I don't know.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

It depends on if you're
above or below sea level.

Altitude has a direct effect
on the relative strength

of the four inner
molecular forces

that determine
any given boiling point.

Oh?

(SUCCESSIVE BANGING)

-Wait.
-(SUCCESSIVE BANGING)

Listen.
That's not just banging.

It's Morse code.

Lockdown, override.

Password, X57, underscore,
V, hashtag, Q.

(WHIRRING)

-Neil?
-Bill.

-What are you doing up here?
-I can't believe it.

ALL: It's Bill Nye
and Neil deGrasse Tyson.

-Together?
-In space.

Science gurus and advocates

for all things scientific.

One time at
Teen Space Program,

I pretended my last name
was deGrasse Tyson.

Ah, you must
be the Velma who Bill
is always talking about.

So, what happened here, Neil?

One minute, we're fine,

and the next minute,
a monster t*rd
is attacking.

Here. Look.

(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)

(GROWLING)

(WHIMPERING)

Normally, I'd be skeptical.

But it seemed so real.

(EXCLAIMING IN HORROR)

Very real and very scary.

-Uh-huh?
-Zoinks.

The monster got somebody.

Poor Jacques-Pierre
and Pierre-Jacques.

Wait. What?

Their names were
Jacques-Pierre
and Pierre-Jacques?

What are the odds of that?

Thirty-one million
seven hundred fifty-two
nine hundred thirteen to one.

I'm more interested
in the odds of us

having a real monster
on our hands.

Where's Olga?
Everyone's here but...

Olga.

(OVER PA SYSTEM) Olga!

Can you hear me?

Olga, please respond.

(SNARLING)

I guess we can assume
the monster got Olga too.

ALL: Assume nothing.

Listen, g*ng.

We need to make sure
that everyone is
accounted for.

We've got to find Olga.

While you do that,
I'll stay here in the lab.

I should be able to replicate

and verify the French
astronauts' results

and isolated the variables

that created
the alleged monster.

Ooh, she's good.

-Told ya.
-I could use a lab assistant.

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

We'll stay.

Anywhere we can be away
from some space monster.

I hate space monsters.

I was thinking Aiko.

(EXCLAIMS SADLY)

(EXCLAIMING IN HORROR)

(BOTH WHIMPERING)

Hey, quit messing
around, you two.

We've got a monster
on the loose, you know?

Like how could we forget?

(EXCLAIMING IN GRIEF)

I've got goosebumps

just seeing all the research
going on up here.

Here we study everything,

from life-saving medicine
to off-world settlements.

You mean like living
on other planets?

Oh, yeah.

Our long term goal

is to have our first manned
mission to Mars by 2033.

That means the astronauts
who will be taking that ride,

are kids out there
in middle school.

Right now, you.

(EXCLAIMS)

Shaggy, look!

I don't see anything, buddy.

Shaggy?

Shaggy? (YELLING)

(PANTING)

Oh!

(SHAGGY CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY)

The space buffet is open.

(SHAGGY CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY)

Oh! Yum.

(SHAGGY CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY)

Cosmic clam chowder?

Galactic goulash.

(CHUCKLING)

(CHOMPS)

Hey, Scoob. Go deep!

(CHOMPS)

(BELCHES)

(CHOMPS)

(CHOMPING)

(BELCHES)

(SCREECHING)

(EXCLAIMING IN HORROR)

Zoinks!

(BOTH WHIMPERING)

(BOTH YELLING)

(SNARLING)

(EXCLAIMS QUIZZICALLY)

(SNARLING)

(SNARLING)

(GULPS)

(GROWLING)

(BOTH YELLING)

(GROWLING)

Huh?

Let's hide in the escape pod.

"To escape,
press this button."

Man, what are you doing?

Like we're supposed
to be in the escape pod
when it launches.

Sorry.

(GROWLING)

Yikes!

(BOTH WHIMPERING)

(GROWLING)

(TEETH CHATTERING)

Huh?

Dude, he's gone.

Where'd he go?

Shaggy, Scooby.

-Hey.
-Like, dudes,

Scooby and I scared
the monster away.

(CHUCKLING)
I'm pretty sure.

Look. It left this behind.

Impressive.
Where did you train?

Teen Space Program.

I had the pleasure of
performing an alien autopsy.

On a simulator.

I am a planetary
volcanologist.

I know rocks and gases.

About these poochy creatures,
I know nothing.

The water bear is amazing.

They can survive
extreme conditions,

including astrophysical events
such as supernovae.

(EXPLODING)

Gamma ray bursts.

(EXPLODING)

Or large meteorite impacts.

(THUDS)

Extreme cold and temperature
up to 300 degrees.

(TEETH CHATTERING)

(ROARING)

(CRACKLING)

That's the sixth time
you ran the experiment
and found nothing wrong.

Hmm.

Let's take a closer look
at Jacques-Pierre and
Pierre-Jacques' notebook.

No sign of Olga anywhere.

Maybe the monster
did get her.

So we should probably
go home, right?

How about we
modify this to find it?

We can use the piece
of monster that Daphne found

to target its unique
molecular scent.

Kind of like
a monster tracker?

Exactly.

Science has got it going on.

(BEEPING)

Let me drive.

(SCOOBY CHUCKLING)

(SCOOBY CHUCKLING)

(SNARLING)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(WHIMPERING)

FRED: Where'd it go?

(BEEPING)

Must be in there.

Let's check it out.

-Olga?
-(OLGA EXCLAIMS)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

-SHAGGY: Like she's
the monster?
-Who you calling monster?

I just try to find
quiet place to work.

So you haven't seen a monster?

I don't know
what you talk about.

Then why'd the tracker
lead us here?

This is turning into a mystery
inside of a mystery.

(BEEPING)

Something's moving
in the ventilation shafts.

Something big.

Looks like we're
gonna need some bait
to go in there

and flush that monster out
once and for all.

Huh?

Not us again.

I knew it'd be them.

I gave it a probability
of 95.956 percent.

Hmm, I had it more around
96.254 percent.

(BOTH GULP)

(BOTH WHIMPERING)

NEIL: (OVER RADIO)
You're doing great.

It's important not to panic.

Did you know
that in space
you can cry

but your tears don't fall?

They float.

BOTH: Huh?

BILL: Did you know that
the closer you are
to the center of the Earth,

the slower time goes for you,

uh, relative to those
of us up here in orbit.

Keep moving. Straight ahead.

(WHIMPERING)

Shaggy.

There's something
in here with me.

(BOTH WHIMPERING)

-Zoinks!
-(EXCLAIMING IN HORROR)

I got you, Scoob.

-(POPS)
-Help!

FRED: What's going on
up there?

False alarm.

Like, it was
just Scooby's tail.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

(SNARLING)

(BOTH EXCLAIMING IN HORROR)

(BEEPING)

(GROWLING)

(WHIMPERING)

(GROWLING)

We sure showed him!

Yeah. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Shaggy.

(SHAGGY EXCLAIMING IN HORROR)

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

Open! Open!

DAPHNE: (OVER PA SYSTEM)
Don't worry,
Shaggy and Scooby.

We're coming to get you.

NEIL: It's important
not to panic.

Panicking is
the worst thing to do.

Did you know that in space

not only can no one
hear you scream,

they can't hear you
explode, either.

Like, not helping, Neil.

Sorry. I have
uncontained thought energy.

Just give me your hand.

(WHIMPERING)

Like, we're not
letting go for anything.

Huh?

Scooby Snacks.

(BOTH EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)

The science of
Scooby Snacks.

Let's pick up the pace.

We may have company
waiting for us.

Bill, you need to see this.

Hold on. I'm about
to open the airlock.

(SNARLING)

-(GROWLING)
-(EXCLAIMS)

(GRUNTS)

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
Nice work.

I owe you one.

(VELMA SCREAMS)

(ROARING)

Mr. Nye!

We've gotta get
this door open.

(PANTING)

That was big.

-Are you hurt?
-No.

But it took my keys.

And it took
important research.

At least we know
what the monster is after.

And we know
where it's going.

Gentlemen of science,

I hereby declare it
to be trappin' time.

BILL: Add one part
kinetic energy,

two parts
angular momentum,

a dash of rotational dynamics,
then stir it up.

And serve with
a generous dose
of string theory.

(BOTH EXCLAIMING SMUGLY)

FRED: This is great.

But, like what is it?

It's based on an enneract,

which is a nine
dimensional polytope.

Oh, pretty.

Science is a beautiful thing.

(SNARLING)

(SCREECHING)

(THUMPING)

(EXCLAIMS)

(BEEPING)

Hey!

(GRUNTING)

(THUMPING)

(WHOOSHING)

(BEEPING)

(GRUNTS)

Good riddance.

No. We can't
let that happen.

We have to go after it.

We have to save it!

Like, dude,
who put her in charge?

Like, we can't
start the ship.

The monster still
has Bill's keys.

NEIL: No problem.

VELMA: You said it, Neil.

We can hardwire
the manual override
on Bill's ship.

That's it.

Set a course to intercept.

(BEEPING)

The monster is on a bearing
of 037 mark 270.

(ENGINE ROARING)

If it reaches
Earth's atmosphere,
it'll burn up on re-entry.

(ENGINE ROARING)

(CLICKING)

We have the monster!

(WHIRRING)

Take us on home, Bill.

(BEEPING)

We're coming in too fast.
She's burning up.

This is it, Scooby-Doo.

We're going to that
great big barbeque
in the sky.

Hold on. I gotta
slow us down.

Pretty obvious, science dude!

(FIRE CRACKLING)

Hold on.

(ALL SCREAMING)

-(DAPHNE SIGHS IN RELIEF)
-Wow. (CHUCKLES)

That was some fancy flying.

Well, when you apply
to the space program

as many times as I have,
you learn a thing or two.

(BEEPING)

Oh, no.

The front landing skid is out.

It must have
melted in re-entry.

(BEEPING)

We'll have to do
a belly landing.

Jeepers, isn't that dangerous?

Without an extra set
of wheels, yes.

An extra set of wheels?
I've got this.

Steve Urkel fixed me up
with a remote control
for the mystery machine.

(BEEPS)

(ENGINE REVVING)

After he blew it up
the first time.

BOTH: Steven Quincy Urkel?

You know that dude?

Yes, we're familiar with him.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(BEEPING)

(SCREECHING)

(BOTH CRYING)

(ENGINE ROARING)

(TIRES SCREECH)

(ALL CHEERING)

SHAGGY: Yes! Oh, man.

Now, let's see who this
water bear monster really is.

ALL: Jacques-Pierre
and Pierre-Jacques?

You're men of science.
How could you?

And why did you?

To smuggle out this.

In their research
on the t*rd,

they discovered
solar-resistant
genetic material

that would create
the ultimate sunblock.

And with serious
climate change coming,
they'd make a fortune.

They needed to steal it
in order to control it.

They faked their deaths
by inventing the monster

out of empty food packets.

And all we had to do

was get off this space station
with the test formula.

No one would be the wiser.

We calculated for everything.

Except Neil activating
the lockdown

preventing your getaway.

Space holds almost
too many possibilities
to calculate.

Hey, did you know there
may be planets out there

made of diamonds?

Did you know that
one million Earths
could fit inside the sun?

So cool.

Then Scooby accidentally
released the escape pod
foiling you again.

That left Bill's spacecraft
as your only way home.

Sacrebleu.

A key on a spaceship?
Who does this?

I'm old-school.
Keys are cool.

In stealing the keys,
Jacques-Pierre
hurt his ankle

which gave us time
to set the trap and
thwart their return to Earth,

where they would
have sold the formula
to the highest bidder.

And we would have
gotten away with it, too,

if it weren't for you
meddling kids and
science know-it-alls,

Neil deGrasse Tyson
and Bill Nye.

SHAGGY: Wait a minute.
Are those space snacks?

That's just my way
of saying thank you.

My favorite.
Lunar linguine.

SCOOBY: Cosmic corn dogs.

Hey. That sounds pretty good.

Think you got any
meteorite meatloaf?

I've been meaning to ask.

Bill, what compelled you
to build your own
space voyager, anyway?

I applied to be an astronaut
every two years.

I just never made the cut.

But I also never
let go of the dream.

And I couldn't
pass the eye exam.

Looks to me like you
passed it now.

Oh, yeah.

The universe works
in mysterious ways.

Say, did you know
that if you fall feet-first

into a black hole,
you'll spagghettify?

BILL: Did you know
neutron stars can spin

at 600 rotations per second?

Now, that's fast.

NEIL: Did you know
that if you found
a bath tub big enough,

Saturn would float?

That is so cool.