02x07 - Canada/Poland

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[theme music]

[male narrator] It's Scooby's All-Star "Laff-A-Lympics"

starring Scooby-Doo and the g*ng.

Scooby-Doo!

[male narrator] Blue Falcon and his mechanical misfit

Dynomutt, Dog Wonder.

That's me.

[male narrator] And introducing the world's first superhero

Captain Caveman

and his mystery solving companions

the Teen Angels.

Captain Cavema-a-n!

[male narrator] And it's round the world triple team competition

with the Scooby Doobies, Yogi Yahooeys

and Really Rottens.

[snickers]

[male narrator] Forty-five stars in the "Laff-A-Lympics."

It's Scooby's All Star "Laff-A-Lympics."

♪ Ready set let's go ♪♪

Yeah.

[male narrator] Greetings, sports fans, and welcome to another

thrill-a-second All-Star "Laff-A-Lympics."

Today's super sports-arama

will begin in frost and fun-packed Canada.

Then, we'll whisk you across the Atlantic

to wondrous Warsaw

the pulsating capital of Poland

for the fantastic finale

of today's dynamic duets.

Now, it's back to Canada

for our first exciting event

The Royal Canadian Get Your Man contest.

For the Yogi Yahooeys it will be Cindy Bear.

Teen Angel Taffy for the Scooby Doobies.

And for the Really Rottens

their star man-getter, Daisy Mayhem.

Yes, folks, these olympiads

will be competing for the Laff-A-Lympics gold.

Snag here, and this is our man

a computerized robot

programmed to evade capture.

Hm, are you really a robot, robot?

[mumbles]

[male narrator] Relax, fellas, while I explain the event.

Whoever gets her man first

wins the big 50-point first prize.

And there goes our man-robot off for a head start.

Alright, athletes, go get your tin-can man.

If you can even.

[horn blaring]

[male narrator] They're off and on the trail, folks.

[all cheering]

[male narrator] With the Rottens hogging first place.

The Scoobies are second with Taffy hot on the trail.

And finally it's the Yogies.

But it looks like Cindy's hound is sleeping on the job.

No problem, sugar.

My southern bloodhound

can follow tracks even in his sleep.

See what I mean?

[laughing]

[audience cheering]

[male narrator] Our contestants have now fanned out to get the robot.

But that may not be too easy.

Ah, with Muttley as a decoy, we'll set up traps

to make it easy as possum pie, eh, Muttley?

[snickers]

[whistles]

Zowie! There he is!

Hotdog! Our decoy plan's workin'.

And is Muttley gonna be surprised

at the trap I got set for that Scooby.

[male narrator] Taffy's closing in on her man, folks

so, this may be it.

ting

[male narrator] Oh, too bad, Taffy, that's not the robot.

You've got a Rotten.

Darn. It sure looks that way.

[mumbling]

[instrumental music]

[male narrator] Now, all three teams are closing in on their man.

But who will make the catch?

[chuckling]

This may be it, folks.

The Scoobies are almost at the robot and..

No, hold it! Here come the Yogies.

Now it's a two-way chase. Oops!

Make that a three-way chase as the Rottens join in, too.

Yee-haw! I caught my man!

[cheering]

Goodness, could it be..

There's only one way to find out, Cindy.

Let's go!

- 'Zowie!' - 'Gracious!'

crash crash

[male narrator] And our first prize will be awarded to--

Cease. Desist!

Daisy could have a bag of tricks.

Hah! You just watch and see, Snagglemusk.

[male narrator] Hey-hey, what's this?

The Scoobies and Yogies have caught their man, too.

Ridiculous. There's only one robot.

So there's something rotten here.

[male narrator] Possibly, Mildew, but if this is another Rotten's roust

we'll soon see.

thud

[mumbling]

[male narrator] Ah-ha! It's Muttley, and not the robot.

So it's no score for the Rottens.

[indistinct chatter]

[male narrator] Therefore, the 50-point winner

uh, winners are

the Scoobies and the Yogies.

[cheering]

[male narrator] Since the Yogies and the Scoobies both won

the 50 points will be split

to give the Yogies, 25 and 25 to the Scoobies

with a big, fat zilcho going to the Rottens.

For our next event, we take you further North

past the Arctic Circle for

the snow scorching Dog Sled Race.

[cheering]

[male narrator] Shaggy and Scooby-Doo for the Scoobies.

And for the Rottens it's Dread Baron.

[Snaglepuss] 'Sufferin' snowballs!'

'It's a pre-historic, hairy mammoth.'

A tuskless run even.

Tusk, tusk.

Hah, that oversized monster

can't be a dog.

You're right, Mildred.

Rover isn't a dog. He's a puppy.

An abominable snow dog puppy.

[Dread laughs]

[growling]

If that mutt's a puppy

when he grows up, he'll probably eat

Quebec for a snack.

[horn blaring]

[male narrator] Sledgers to your sleds.

For this event, the scoring will be

the usual 25 points for first, 15 for second

and ten for last place.

So, get ready, set and mush!

[all cheering]

[male narrator] Fantastic, in a single step

Rottens have flown into the lead.

The Yogies moved out in typical

dog-sledding fashion

while the Scoobies are sunk in third.

[coughing] Sorry, Shaggy.

Eh, like, no problem, Scooby-Doo.

All you need is inspiration.

Like a Scooby Snack.

Yeah!

chomp chomp chomp

[male narrator] Now, speeding over the frozen wastelands

the Rottens are still first.

But the last place Scoobies are just past the Yogies

to take the second spot.

[audience cheering]

[male narrator] But thanks to Scooby-Doo's appetite

the Scoobies are gaining.

chomp chomp chomp

They won't pass us.

[laughing]

Tell him, Rover.

[growling]

Ye-ow!

[rumbling]

Ah, you didn't have to tell him that loud.

[screeching]

Now see what you did, big mouth.

[male narrator] What a race, folks.

The Rottens are still hanging

on to first place.

And I do mean hanging.

The Yogies have regained the second spot

passing the Scoobies.

But how will they get over that crevice?

Shucks, we just cross over

that rotten ridge, that's all.

[laughing]

[male narrator] Clever, Quick Draw

that's using Dread's head to put you in the lead.

[laughing]

[cheering]

You better hurry up if you want your snack.

Yeah, okay.

Do something, mutt!

Good boy, now start marching.

[instrumental music]

No, no, go around it!

crash

[Dread] 'Drat!'

'This is not only ridiculous, it's freezing!'

'So, whoa, Rover, whoa, whoa, whoa.'

Phew! Much better.

Now, mush your ugly head off, mutt!

[male narrator] How about that, fans

now the Yogies are first and the Scoobies are second.

But here come the Rottens and fast!

[screeching]

Like, there's no way I'll sled over thin ice.

Gulp, like I'm allergic to ice water.

Me, too.

- You got any ideas, Quick Draw? - Nope.

But, uh, somethin' will hit me.

[male narrator] Ah, something did hit the Yogies

and the Scoobies, folks.

That runaway snow hill.

Now here comes Dread.

But he's paying no heed

to the danger thin ice sign.

Hah, if I heeded every sign I read

I'd never get ahead.

[laughing]

[creaking]

[laughing]

[shivering] Drat!

[male narrator] Well, Dread, maybe this will teach you

to heed signs.

Anyway, the Yogies and Scoobies are still

snowed in as they approach the finish line.

[shivering] This isn't a reporting job

it's a snow job.

Heavens!

Speakin' of snow, if we don't scoot

we'll all be snowed in.

Under even.

[screaming]

crash

[male narrator] Talk about a big finish. Phew!

Now the only problem is uncovering the winner.

My snowy hat say it's anybody's guess in this mess.

Not for long, Mildew. Looky.

[male narrator] Yes, folks, we do have a winner.

It's the Yogies by four looses, the Scoobies are second

and here come the third place Rottens.

Drat, drat!

[male narrator] Talk about a cool character!

[clears throat] Anyway, now for a look at our half-time scores.

The winning Yogies are ahead with 50 points.

The Scoobies are second with 40.

While the Rottens are frozen out with ten little ones.

[cheering]

Honestly, Mildew

there must be a less abominable way to reach our next locale.

Tish tosh, Snag.

Anything to get us away from those silly savages.

Besides, Rover is not so abominable

once you get to know him.

It's not the abominable snow puppy who's so abominable

it's the abominable puppy's abominable snowman master.

[growling]

Help! Stop this show!

I wanna get off!

[male narrator] And so, sports fans

as our, uh, fearless reporters

romp off to our next locale, remember to stay tuned

for the second and climactic half of

the All-Star "Laff-A-Lympics."

[male narrator] Welcome back to the final half

of the All-Star "Laff-A-Lympics."

We'll be televising this portion of our

sports extravaganza from Wondrous Warsaw

in the pulsating capital of Poland

where our first event will be

the Polish Pole Vaulting championship contest.

[audience cheering]

[male narrator] Now, before we get on with the action

let's have a recap of the first-half scores.

The Yogi Yahooeys lead with 50 points.

The Scooby Doobies are second with 40.

While the Really Rottens are on the bottom with ten.

Our reporters are standing by so take it away, fellas.

Laff-A-Lympics pole vaulting is somewhat different rules.

- Unique even. - You mean, klutzy.

[Snaglepuss] 'Ahem, notice, no crossbar.'

'Our vaulters merely have to vault up'

'between the poles'

and an electronic eye creates a light beam crossbar.

'Example. A 10-foot vault, s'il vous plait.'

'Unique and futuristic.'

More like c*ck, if you ask me.

Scoring will be the usual.

Twenty-five points from the highest vault.

Fifteen for second, and ten for third.

[yawns]

[male narrator] I might add, Snagglepuss

Polish pole vaulting is freestyle.

Allowing the athlete to use any type of pole.

However, he must vault over and between the poles.

Now, let's meet our vaulters.

It's Huckleberry Hound for the Yogies..

...Scooby-Dum for the Scoobies..

...and Creeply will vault for the Rottens.

[cheering]

Silly, whoever heard of a coil pole or a two footer.

And look at Scooby-Dum's silly S-shaped pole.

[sighs] Maybe we should change this event to tiddly-winks.

Sufferin' sportscasters, Mildew.

Iky-piky. So let's get on with the event.

[male narrator] And first up will be the Yogies.

I'm ready. Willing and rearing to go.

Gallopin' Galumpkis snud!

How does your coil pole work?

Ah, vault even.

Well, it's real simple, Snag.

Once I plunge the tip down, it uncoils

and I go vaultin' up and over.

Ah, so, go. And show even.

[male narrator] And the Yogies are off and running.

Now, he's pickin' up speed.

Punches it and uncoils up.

And I mean up, folks! At least 20-feet up!

Now all he has to do is vault over the poles.

Hey, Huckleberry! Let go.

And over the poles you go!

Sure thing, Yogi.

'As soon as this thing slows down'

so as I can.

I know athletes have their ups and downs

but this is ridiculous.

Well, h-here goes nothin'.

[male narrator] He's made the vault, folks.

And our electronic eye beam records

an 11-foot height for the Yogies.

[Yogies cheering]

[male narrator] Next up will be the Scoobies', Scooby-Dum.

Watch this.

Dum-dum-dum. Dum.

[male narrator] Wow, he's a regular symphony

of graceful gazelle-like motion.

That's me graceful as a..

Ya-ow!

[male narrator] This may appear unorthodox, folks

but that is some technique by the Scoobies.

And there goes his vault.

It's a terrific 13 feet for the Scoobies

which tops the Yogies' mark for first place.

[Scoobies cheering]

[male narrator] So Rottens, you'll have to top 13 feet to win.

That's no problem.

[laughing]

How can a short person with an even shorter pole

expect to out-vault 13 feet?

Simple, Mildred.

I'll have the whole Rottens team behind me.

[laughing]

Hmm, I see what you mean.

Now we'll show them what really Rotten Vaulting is.

[laughing]

[male narrator] This is freeform vaulting. That means, anything goes.

Ah, so as ridiculous as this looks

it is not considered cheating.

[audience cheering]

Huh, I wouldn't even consider it pole vaulting.

[male narrator] Yes, this is amazing sports strategy, folks.

But, from a height of 50 feet

it maybe be difficult for Creeply to plant his pole

to make the vault.

That's no problem, either.

[laughing]

[male narrator] Ha-ha, so we see.

Yes, folks, Creeply has planted his pole.

And there he goes back up into the air for his vault.

Wow, the Rottens have made an unbelievable 50-foot vault.

[clamoring]

[male narrator] Uh-oh, it looks like what was the Rottens' tower of strength

may crumble.

[screaming]

Sufferin' salamanders!

It's rainin' Rottens!

Huh, like they say

"The bigger the winners, the harder the fallers."

[laughing]

pop

[male narrator] This is it, folks, finally.

And the Rottens are the undisputed winners.

[audience booing]

Well, you silly pile of savages

how does it feel to be on top?

[panting] Ah, if this is the top

uh, I'll take the bottom.

[mumbling]

[male narrator] Spoken like true Rottens.

Now, let's check the scores.

The third place Yogies receive ten points

to keep them in the lead with 60.

The second place Scoobies get 15

for a total of 55.

While the Rottens' 25-point win

vaults them up to 35

which still keeps them on the bottom.

[audience cheering]

[male narrator] Well, folks, the scores are close

so our next event will decide the outcome.

So, let's get on with the action

here in midtown Warsaw, where the world is waiting to see

the pulse-pounding "Pogo Stick Sprint."

[cheering]

[male narrator] It will be Pixie pogoing for the Yogies..

[cheering]

[male narrator] ...Babu for the Scoobies..

...and for the Rottens

it's their team captain himself, Muttley.

"The Minute Waltz."

What is this, a concert or a sporting event?

Both, Mildew.

It's honorin' the great Polish composer, Chopin.

And givin' our athletes a minute warmin', even.

Real cute!

Now I can describe the race route

with musical accompaniment.

Our beedy brain pogo-stickers

we'll start here at the Palace of Science and Culture.

Then go pogoing along the Vistula River

across Warsaw University

'then on to the finish here at the Kazimierz Palace.'

[sighs] Made it!

[male narrator] And just in time, too, Mildew.

There goes the starting flag.

But Babu's off to a flying stop.

At least you were having his ups and downs on his dub stick.

But, what's this?

Pixie's so tiny, I didn't notice

that he's pogoed off into the lead.

[audience cheering]

[male narrator] It looks like the Rottens may so have an altitude record.

But unfortunately, this is a race.

[mumbling]

Shift to forward, tolt.

We've got a race to win.

[male narrator] Well, finally the Rottens are off.

And with pogoing like that

they could, uh, could, mind you

win the race in a few bounces.

[cheering]

[male narrator] But what about the Scoobies?

Ooh!

I-I guess I'll just have to make a magical repair.

Yapple Dapple!

Oh-oh, a wondrous pogo stick to behold.

Except I'm not holding it.

Oh! Wait for me!

[male narrator] Bouncing alongside the Vistula

Pixie still has the lead.

Meanwhile, Babu's pogo stick is in third

but he is in fourth place.

Hey, Muttley, your motor-powered pogo stick is cheating.

And you know, cheaters never win.

[snickers]

splash

[Pixie] Told you so. Ha-ha.

[mumbling]

[male narrator] Now crossing the Warsaw University campus

Pixie has just been passed by Babu's pogo stick.

However, the athlete must be on his stick to win.

Simultaneously, a thoroughly drenched Rotten

is back in the race.

Personally, I prefer flying carpets.

But since this is a pogo stick race..

Hey, ooh, why not?

Yapple Dapple!

Ooh, ooh, much better.

boing boing boing

[male narrator] Ah, the Rottens just regained the lead.

But wait, something's happened.

Yes, Pixie just got a real lift.

Now, Pixie is having no trouble at all

with this Rotten competition

as they race neck-to-neck towards Kazimierz Palace

and the finish line.

Now, the Scoobies are flying into the duel for first place.

Yes, the Scoobies have broken the tie

which puts them in first place as our pogo-stickers waltz down

the home stretch to the finish.

[cheering]

I knew I could count on my Yapple Dappley.

Oops, I better not Yapple..

...use anymore magic if I want to win.

Besides, who needs it now?

[male narrator] Possibly, Babu, however

the Rottens and Yogies are still in the race.

Babu has pogoed a brilliant race, folks.

But, it looks like the Rottens will

bounce over him to win.

ting

[mumbling]

And it looks like the winner is Ba..

Oops! Uh, make that Pixie for the Yogies.

The Scoobies are a close second

with the motor-powered Rottens sputtering in last.

[audience cheering]

[male narrator] Let's check our final scores.

The winning Yogies have maintained their lead

to win the day with 85 points.

The Scoobies are second with 70.

While the Rottens end up with an unimpressive 45.

[audience cheering]

[male narrator] And now, here are this week's medalists, folks.

[mumbling]

[audience cheering]

[male narrator] Be sure and watch for us next week

for another laugh and action packed

All-Star "Laff-A-Lympics."

[theme music]

bam

screech

roar

[music continues]