01x03 - Peebles' Pet Shop of Terrible Terrors!

[bunniefuu]

Look at all my
sweet furry friends.

Hey, Mrs. Sykes, did
Mr. Jones get adopted?

Oh, sh**t.

I didn't even get a
chance to pet him goodbye.

Don't get too upset
there, Mr. Peebles.

Mr. Jones isn't gone. That little
sneaker just escaped his cage again.

Cat's a regular Houdini.

Only with a tail and
a lot more fur ball.

That cute little escape artist.

Come on, we better find him.

Come on, Mr. Jones.

Where're you?

Here Jonesy.

Mr. Jones, get out here.

Don't give me that face.

What's wrong with you?

Let's get you back in your cage.

Stop it. You're gonna
hurt Mr. Peebles' feelings.

Oh, something in here
has got him really spooked.

Uh-oh!

Huh?

Man, you are ugly.

Put poor Mr. Peebles
down, right now!

What did I just say?

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo
and Guess Who?

♪ We know you're
one in a million

♪ Scooby-Doo

♪ We can count
on you, Scooby-Doo

♪ To catch and
unmask that villain ♪

Wanda Skyes!

Oh, I can't take it anymore.

It's been two hours
without a Scooby Snack.

I'm with you, buddy.

It's two hours and three
minutes to be exact.

Three minutes? Oh, no.

It's worse than I thought.

Make it stop, make it stop.

I got it, Scooby-Doo.

This will take your
mind off Scooby Snacks.

Oh.

Oh? Make it stop, make it stop.

- Scooby Snack? - Try this.

Peanut butter
always cheers you up.

-No Scooby Snack?
-Okay, okay, how's this?

Imagine you already have one.

Oh, you have your
very own Scooby Snack.

Be the snack. Live it, Scoob.

Feel it, Scooby-Doo.

Yeah, feel the snack. Feel it.

I see it, Shaggy.

I see a Scooby Snack

floating in front of me.

It's perfect in every way.

- Hey, Scoob! What are you...

Scooby!

Look! Problem
solved. Hang on, g*ng.

Hello?

Anybody here?

Am I the only one who thinks it's
weird there's nobody is here but us?

Sorry, Velma. Not now.

Maybe they're on a lunch break.

I don't know about you,

but I don't like being
disturbed when I'm eating lunch.

Hello, we need service.

Service, service,
service, service.

Scooby Snacks.

Whoa!

- Help! Under here. - Huh?

Hold the phone.

It's famous writer, actor,
comedian, Wanda Sykes.

-Wanda? -Scooby Doo?

-Ah!
-What the heck are you doing here,

you big, beautiful mutt?

Getting my Scooby Snacks.

Wow, Scooby. You
know Wanda Sykes?

-Uh-huh. -We met at a dog show

where I was judging
a dog competition.

Pow! Pow!

Pow!

I'm famous boxer.

Pow! Pow! Pow!

I'm a pointer.

Over there, over
there, over there.

I'm a bulldog.

Mmm!

I'm a hot dog.

I just had to give him
the first-place ribbon.

Never been invited
back, but, oh, well.

He was so beautiful,
because he was totally himself.

Perfectly at home
with who he was.

And I knew I had to adopt
him right then and there.

But I could never leave Shaggy.

Like, Scoob,

you turned down being
adopted by Wanda Sykes for me?

That's the coolest,
most awesomest thing

anyone's ever done for me.

You... Y... You're
my Shaggy, Shaggy.

Huh?

-Like, it's cool, dude.
-Totally, dude.

-No biggie. -Not a problem.

Isn't that adorable?
Now I get it.

Oh, no. Mr. Peebles!

Who?

There was this crazy monster.

It just showed up out of
nowhere and took Mr. Peebles.

Monster? Now you're
talking our language.

Come on, g*ng.
Let's investigate.

So what exactly
are we looking for?

Anything that seems strange.

You guys better
take a look at this.

"Keep refrigerated
so it will not hatch."

So what won't hatch?

I hope they're talking about

something really cute and tiny.

Yeah, super tiny.

Wow!

That is not super tiny.
That's super ginormous.

That must have made one
seriously huge scrambled egg.

I don't think it's that
kind of egg, Shaggy.

An egg's an egg.

And if you're
hungry, you're hungry.

I saw a guy eat tree worms.

Eating them up like
they're potato chips.

Sorry.

This letter was sent to Mr. Peebles
from a Professor Smythe.

You're really just gonna read
other people's mail like that?

No, no, I'm just
kidding you. You go on.

It says Professor Smythe was
exploring the Amazonian jungles in Peru

when he came across this egg.

The egg is extremely rare
and Mr. Peebles was supposed

to keep it safe for him until
he returned to the States.

-Oh, well, this isn't good.
-What?

It says, "Whatever
you do, keep it cold.

"Do not let it hatch,

"or it will turn into
a ravenous monster

"that cannot be stopped.

"Or contained."

Well, it certainly has hatched.

All right, let's bait it
out with some food.

Like, how about we not find him

and, like, help
ourselves to the exit.

Nothing doing, Shaggy.

My guess is when we find
whatever hatched out of that egg,

we're gonna find
Mr. Peebles along with it.

Here, monster, monster.

Here, monster.

I know you're hungry.

Come on out and let me
pop you right in the kisser.

Hey, Scooby Doo, I was using
that as bait for the monster.

Here, monster.

Scooby Doo, get
a hold of yourself.

It's not my fault,
I can't help it.

Look!

Zoinks! Run!

Whew!

You crazy kids do this whole
monster thing on a regular basis,

and you're still alive?

Ooh, this is not for me.

Eh. You'll get used to it.

Scoob and I are
professional cowards.

Yeah, we're always afraid.

Well, g*ng, it looks like we have
another mystery on our hands.

Aw! I hate it when you say that.

Ow! He bit me.

Just playing with you.
It means he likes you.

Well, then this
must be true love.

One for you and one for me.

One for you and two for me.

Mmm!

All of this eating is
making me hungry.

Finally, Scooby Snacks.

Hey, Scoobs, look
what Wanda did.

Maybe we should start doing
some funky styles to your hair.

No way.

That's cray cray.

Huh?

Hmm...

Ahh... Hmm?

Wow! That's impressive.

Mr. Peebles must be
some kind of superman.

Hey, check this out.

This white crystal
substance could be a clue.

And there's no
money in the register.

That's odd.

According to these
books, that's not odd at all.

It seems every penny that
gets made from the pet store

is immediately being spent.

And, there're two different
handwriting styles in these books.

There is a different person who is
marking all of the extra expenditures.

I better go through all
of Mr. Peebles' books

to see if I can find any clues.

What're you kids doing in here?

You need to get out. Now!

Okay, calm down.

Okay. Let's start
with hi. I'm Wanda.

Uh, I do comedy.
Kind of a big deal.

Sure you recognize
me, and they're with me.

So, it's okay.

Um, hi, I'm Arnie.

I'm the bookkeeper.
Still, get out!

Wow, okay. That took a turn.

Okay, look. I...
I volunteer here.

And I work here.

I volunteer here
and Mr. Peebles...

Peebles nothing. Just get out.

So rude!

Looks like we have
our first suspect.

I guess it's time to decide
who is climbing up there first.

No way, Jose.

Would you do it for
a Scooby Snack?

How about two Scooby Snacks?

Nope, I want the whole box.

Done.

It's locked.

Hmm.

You loosened it for me, Scooby.

What is all this brand-new
clothing doing in a pet shop?

This is just getting creepy.

Is somebody dressing up
the animals in dolls' clothes?

These aren't dolls clothes.

This is high-end short
and small clothing.

For short and small men.

Okay, I didn't even
know they made that.

This is odd.

Doh! Doh. Doh.
Hey, stop, stop, stop.

Mm.

Like, dude!

Get it off, get it off!

-Waggy. -Like, yeah?

Turn around.

Like, dude, dude,
get them off me!

Get them off me!

Run!

Hey! Hey!

Hey, monster!

This way!

Huh?

Zoinks! Not again!

Yikes.

Huh?

Aw, who's a cute little monster?

Here for your weekly grooming?

Up here.

-Voila! -Huh?

Like, everyone's a critic.

Scoob!

Ooh!

Back off, you big ugly monster.

You leave my Scooby Doo alone.

Wanda!

Scoob. Like, that was
a close one, buddy.

Are you okay?

They took Wanda!

Scooby, where're you going?

Where is Wanda?

Ooh.

My bad.

It's not Arnie.

Looks like we can scratch
our only suspect off the list.

We better find
another suspect fast

before it's too late for Wanda.

This slime has
an odd fish smell.

You had me at slime.

Shaggy, you and Scooby
follow the slime trail.

-We're on it. -Say what?

No, no, no, no, no, Scoob.

He said, "Follow
the slime trail."

As in, to the monster.

Like, the monster, monster?

Like the actual monster.

It's trapping time.

I hate it when you say that.

Scooby Doo, whatever's
gotten into you, I have to admit,

it's scaring me a
little, or like a lot.

I'm a lean, mean,
Scooby machine.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I liked it better when you
were a lean, scared eating machine.

Like, that's something
I can relate to.

Don't worry, Wanda. I got you.

Scooby, you... you know
you can set me down, right?

I can walk, it's okay.

Forget what I just
said! Run, Scooby, run!

Adding this kitty
litter mixed with water

to this pool-sized fish tank

should make it like quick sand.

Shaggy and Scooby
run across this board...

And the monster goes for a
swim in kitty litter quick sand.

Gross. Nice, but gross.

Looks like we are ready.

Now, we just have to wait
for Shaggy and Scooby.

Or not. Here they come.

Guys, over here! Over here!

Hang on, guys!

You got to be kidding me.

First I get that green
slime in my mouth,

and now I'm
drowning in kitty litter?

This is just nasty.

Hey, I read about him.

He's Magilla Gorilla.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

The first and only gorilla
ever for sale to the public.

But that was years ago.

Are you still living
in this pet store?

Well, we're gonna have
to do something about that.

But in the meantime,

let's see who this
monster really is.

Huh!

Mr. Peebles?

Uh... You got to be kidding me.

Is this all a sham?

Were you just pretending
to love all your little pets?

This is shameful. Just shameful.

You lucky I didn't
punch you in the kisser.

It all makes perfect sense.

There was never a
Professor Smythe.

It was Mr. Peebles all along.

And this crystallized substance

wasn't from the
reptile cages after all.

Nope. It's a by-product
from the crystallizing

of calcium carbonate
that Mr. Peebles did

to create the fake
egg shell and the crate.

But what about all
of the monster slime?

I can still taste it.

That was just nasty.

The monster slime was fake, too.

It was just your ordinary
slime from the fish tank filter.

That's why it had
that fishy smell.

Oh, good. Fish slime.

And here I thought it was
gonna be something gross.

I guess the only
unanswered question is why?

I did it all because
of that crazy ape.

Do you know what
it's done to my life?

He's been eating me out of
house and home for years.

So I hatched this game to
tank my pet shop business,

and Magilla Gorilla would
finally be someone else's problem.

Then, I could focus
on my real passion.

Short and small men's clothing.

And I would have
gotten away with it, too,

if it weren't for
you meddling kids

and Wanda Sykes!

And Magilla Gorilla!

Don't listen to him, Magilla.

He's just talking nonsense.

We love you.

Adoption Day was a huge success

thanks to you kooky
kids and Scooby Doo.

Oh, and Arnie, the new owner.

All the animals have found their
forever-homes just like should.

Well, Mrs. Sykes,

you're now the proud
adopter of Magilla Gorilla.

Uh-huh!

Jonesy!

Huh? Hmm?

You... You want Mr. Jones
to come live with us?

Ah! Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Sure thing, Magilla.

Arnie, I need one more set of
pet adoption papers, if you please.

Thanks for everything, big guy.

We wouldn't have been able to
finish this mystery without you.

Scooby Doo, if you
ever change your mind

and want to let me adopt you,

door is always open.

Thanks, Wanda,

but I could never
leave my Shaggy.

He's my human forever and ever.

Scoobs gave up Wanda
Sykes for me twice.

Like, that's so beautiful.

Ooh.

Whatevs, it's cool.

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!