01x06 - The Scooby of a Thousand Faces!

[bunniefuu]

Wow! This place is amazing.

It smells like
culture. Am I right?

Not to me, dude.

Like, somehow, it just smells
like Rocky Road ice-cream.

Ice-cream is culture I love.

And it loves me back.

You guys are not supposed
to be eating in here.

This room is filled
with priceless artifacts.

Scooby-Doo! Daphne's right.

Like, we need to
respect the rules.

All done!

Wow! Athena, the Greek
Goddess of Wisdom.

That's nothing. Check
out Shaggy and Scooby.

Gods of awesomeness!

Oh! Uh-oh!

Yikes!

Yikes!

Guys, what did you do?

It was Scooby's fault.

-He dropped it. -Did not.

-Did too! -Did not!

-Did too! -Did not!

Did too!

Huh?

Lasso of Truth?

-Bracelets of Victory?
-Royal Tiara!

-Sword of Athena?
-Big Round Shield?

That's Wonder Woman!

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo
and Guess Who?

♪ We know you're
one in a million

♪ Scooby-Doo

♪ We can count
on you, Scooby-Doo

♪ To catch and
unmask that villain ♪

Zoinks! It's Wonder Woman!

Zoinks!

Like, Scooby-Doo,
we gotta get a picture.

-Well, I'm scared. -Yeah.

That Minotaur dude is crazy,

but we just gotta
get this picture.

Okay.

Like, here's our moment, Scoob.

Time to send you
back to the Underworld.

Okay, explain to me why you
helped that Minotaur escape.

You're just normal kids, right?

You're not Dryads or Satyrs or
something in disguise, are you?

We would never help a
man in a Minotaur mask.

No way. Uh-uh.

We catch bad guys
just like you do.

W're just trying to
get some culture

because Scoob and I have none.

Sorry, but I've got
kind of a busy schedule.

Let's just have the truth.

Oh, no.

The Lasso of Truth.

I went through the
drive through last week

and I didn't get
Scooby-Doo anything.

Shaggy, I used your
toothbrush, and not on my teeth.

I put a lot more peanut butter
on my sandwich than on yours.

A lot more!

And I lick the peanut
butter straight out the jar.

Hmm. Those are the most
ridiculous truths I have ever heard.

Pretty clear you're
not a threat to anyone,

except maybe yourselves.

If you'll allow me,
Wonder Woman,

we're a g*ng of
teenage mystery solvers.

And the appearance
of this Minotaur

is clearly a mystery
that needs solving.

I'm not sure I see the mystery.

A Minotaur is a Minotaur.

They show up, cause
problems for human kind,

I send them back
where they belong.

Simple, really.

Wonder Woman,
I just want to say,

who you are,
everything you stand for,

you're my hero.

I'm touched.

Although I believe
in my heart that

every woman should
be her own hero.

True, but the way you fight.

Surely you can fight, can't you?

Well, I did learn a few moves
in my yoga aerobics class.

Not bad.

Although I would suggest
keeping your eyes open next time.

May I show you something?

Oh, of course! Please!

Yes, up high, Wonder Woman!

Ah!

Sorry about that.

I'm used to high-fiving Amazons.

Oh, so cool.

So where do we start?

- Kids, sword fighting, flying, kicking...
- So cool!

Body slams?

Sorry, gentleman,
but I can't train you.

It's the law of my
home of Themyscira.

I can only teach woman
how to fight like warriors.

How about dogs?

You are so cute,
you big furry beast,

but no, no dogs either.

Oh!

Yikes!

Curator wants you and
your friends in his office. Now!

I wanna thank you for
saving our priceless artifacts.

The museum owes
you a great debt.

Wow! Check these out.

I've never met a
real champion before.

Right here, Mr. Jones.

He means sports, Wonder
Woman. Not a superhero!

Oh, right. I love the Games.

I haven't missed
one in 2,000 years.

My days as an
athlete were long ago.

Thank you again for everything.

That growl sure does sound
like that crazy Minotaur.

I think we have
our first suspect.

Gee, we do everything together,

but now we can't train together?

Boys locker room,
girls locker room.

We better go inside
and look around

before Fred starts to cry.

Let's find some clues.

Anybody see a light?

It's getting too dark in
here to look for clues.

Like, what about
this kooky candle?

It's a map of Greece.

Whoa!

Hmm.

It looks like
ancient Greek ruins.

Hey, who turned out the lights?

Hang on just a second, dude.

Yikes!

It's been nice knowing
you, Scooby-Doo.

You too, Shaggy.

Now tell me, Minotaur,

why are you here, who sent you?

Hades?

Wonder woman, no!

What do you two
think you're doing?

I must say,

I have never had this much
trouble destroying a Minotaur.

Why, don't take it too
hard, Wonder Woman,

you can't win them all.

True, Shaggy, but I certainly
like to win them all, if possible.

It says the urn in
this entire exhibit

came from the ruins of Delphi.

It's the life's work
of an archaeologist

by the name of Professor Nicos.

That's it! That's
what's on the map.

The ruins of Delphi.

That's where we'll
find the Minotaur.

g*ng, it looks like we have
a real mystery on our hands,

and it looks like
we're going to Delphi.

But you should bring a
sweater. It gets a bit chilly.

Way ahead of you, Wonder Woman.

Never leave home without it.

By my calculations,

we're 121 kilometers
from Delphi.

That should put us there in
two hours and 4.3 minutes.

I'll wait for you there,

but I do have room
in the invisible jet

if anyone wants to fly with me.

Me, me. Pick me.

Of course, Scooby-Doo,
it would be an honor,

you big sweety.

Aw!

-Now don't be afraid. -Afraid?

With you?

No way.

I can't believe Scoob is flying.

He's terrified of heights.

He gets scared on the swing set.

You think he'll be okay?

Hello! He's with Wonder Woman.

Aw.

Yikes!

Poor, Scooby. I'll set us down.

Oh, lovely ground.

I love the ground.

Hey, hot dogs!

Two please.

Wait, I have an idea.

Better?

Better.

It says here Professor Nicos
spend his life dedicated to finding

the golden head of Apollo,

which was rumored
to be buried in Delphi.

But why would a stone
Minotaur want a golden head?

It doesn't make sense.

What doesn't make sense is I have
two candy and baloney sandwiches

and no one to share it with.

Like, Velma, you
want one, please?

I don't think I've ever
snacked alone before.

I'm not sure I can do it.

Fine!

Wonder Woman and Scooby
should've been here by now.

Look, there they are.

The bestest time of my life.

-What took you guys so long?
-Hot dogs.

Wait, you had hot dogs
with Wonder Woman

and I had a candy and
baloney sandwich with Shaggy?

Ugh! It's a cruel world.

Look, tracks.

The Minotaur is here.

He has the map and he
knows where he's going

and now we do too.

Like, man, this
place is super creepy.

Super dooper creepy.

There's a poem on the wall.

It's in ancient Greek.

Nice. Velma.

It says, "Look for the golden
sun buried beneath the place,

"where in ancient times,
the fleet of foot did race,

"and were smiled upon by the
king of gods, oh, so mighty face."

Signed, Nicos, 1821.

It's a riddle.

He must've buried the
golden head at Olympia,

where the original
Games took place.

It's the crazy bull man!

It worked!

But darn it, I had my
eyes closed again.

Where do you think you're going?

Maybe if we'd stayed as a
group, this would've gone better.

Well, maybe if we'd all trained with
Wonder Woman, that would've been better.

Sorry, but it's against
Themysciran tradition.

I wish I didn't have
this indigestion

from that horrible candy and baloney
sandwich Shaggy made me eat.

That's rough, V, real rough.

Maybe I wouldn't have
had to do that to you

if Scooby hadn't
eaten all those hot dogs

with Wonder Woman
in her invisible jet.

Best friend stealer.

I don't have a lot of
experience with teenagers,

but I have to say, you
are all very strange.

Wonder Woman,
where are you going?

I think it's time for me to hunt down
and destroy the Minotaur on my own.

You really can't. It's
not what you think.

I can't lose him
again, I have to go.

Wonder Woman, wait.

We have to stick together,
remember what's real.

Being a hero isn't about
whether you're a boy or a girl,

a dog or a hot dog,

it's about the right thing.

The right chemistry,
the ying, the yang,

the bing, the bob.

Fighting for those who
can't fight for themselves,

as a team like Larry and Rod.

A team and a mystery, you know.

That was beautiful, Scooby-Doo.

Well, at least the parts
I could understand.

Hmm, all right.

Let's say we do this together,

I'll bend the rules a bit

and go against Themysciran
law and train you all,

girls and boys.

Then we will bring that
Minotaur down as one.

We're making great time.

We'll have plenty of
time to set up the trap.

This is going to hurt.

You're going to want to quit,

but warriors never quit.

- Ready? - Ready!

Zoinks!

Uh-oh!

Great work, everyone.

I think you're ready.

Hmm, one more thing.

I can't believe we're
standing on the very grounds

were the ancient
Games took place.

Isn't it amazing?

Be careful. These pits were
used to hold wild animals.

Hmm, that gives me an idea.

That used to be
my favorite seat,

even though siting on that stone

really gets to
you after a while.

If my calculations are correct,

this is where the statue
of Zeus used to be,

which means the head
of Apollo should be

buried right about here.

Fred, grab the shovels.

We have some digging to do.

Like, dude, there he is. Look!

I don't know why we're hiding.

Why don't I just go out
there and destroy him?

Wonder Woman, in our experience,

these things are usually a
regular guy in a rubber mask.

Daphne, in my experience,
these things are mythical beasts

that need to be defeated and
sent back to the Underworld.

He's taking the bait.

He understands the riddles.

He knows where the
statue of Zeus used to be.

Oh, this is so exciting!

Let me just end this.

We can't let you
destroy that guy.

We have to trap him.

And then you'll see the truth.

We'll give you the signal
when it's time for you to jump in.

I promise we know
what we're doing.

Okay, I trust you, I guess.

We'll do it your way.

- Huh? - Hey, Mini!

Looking for this?

Sorry, but we got here first.

Like, Fred, over here.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Shaggy, here.

You want this? Ha!

Well, too bad.

Interception!

I totally got the ball.

Oh, no. I totally got the ball.

Um, hello?

Time for me to take over?

No, I got this, as long
as it doesn't get me.

Daphne, now!

Hey, bull dude, we've
got a surprise for you.

Whoa!

It's time for my way.

It's time to meet
your doom, beast!

Wonder Woman, no!

Huh!

I kind of enjoyed your way.

Now it's time to find out
who this Minotaur really is.

Now you'll see why we couldn't let
you destroy him, Wonder Woman.

The curator?

It really was just
a man in a mask.

I guess there is some kind of
method to your madness after all.

It all makes perfect sense.

Only the curator would
have the extensive knowledge

of the museum's floor plan
well enough to disappear.

And the stone particles
the Minotaur left behind

proved to be the same kind of plaster
the museum uses to repair the statues,

which is why the
golden lasso didn't work.

The plaster and rubber
costume blocked the effects.

Plus, only a skilled athlete
would be powerful enough

to hold his own
against Wonder Woman.

Really?

Well, uh, even if for a very
very short period of time.

The only thing
left to know is why.

Yeah.

I'm not saying
anything to you weirdos.

Thing again. Talk!

I did it all. I wanted the
golden head of Apollo.

I was going to sell it
and retire a rich man.

I've been planning
this for years,

faking it for decades so
nobody would suspect me.

Creating the Minotaur
costume to hide my true identity.

And I would have
gotten away with it too

if it wasn't for
you meddling kids,

and Wonder Woman.

The curator's behind bars,

and the head of Apollo
is safely in the museum.

Time for me to
return to Themyscira.

-I wish I could go to Themyscira.
-Me too.

Like, me too.

Sorry, guys, and it's hard
for me to actually say this

but your mystery
solving work is need here.

You're doing human
kind a great service.

And, personally, I want to thank
you for an amazing, strange,

and very fun adventure.

Hmm.

Farewell all.

Especially you, Scooby-Doo.

Oh, Scooby.

Wonder-Dooby-Doo!