01x10 - Attack of the Weird Al-osaurus!

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♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo
and Guess Who?

♪ We know you're
one in a million

♪ Scooby-Doo

♪ We can count
on you, Scooby-Doo

♪ To catch and
unmask that villain ♪

Zoinks! It's "Weird
Al" Yankovic!

Do you guys think you
could maybe wait to practice

until we actually get
to the accordion camp?

Uh, nothing doing, Daph.

Scoob and I gotta
hone our skills.

Yeah.

Fred, please drive faster.

I'm trying. We're almost there.

-Huh, thank goodness!
-Whoa! Hang on, g*ng!

- Why is everyone in such a panic?
- Let's find out.

You can't leave. Don't take
my students away, please.

There's so much
accordion music left to play.

No!

Hang on, I'll be right with you.

No!

Hi, there. Welcome to Weird Al's
All Accordion Marching Band Camp.

Wow! Famous singer-songwriter
Weird Al Yankovic?

Scooby and I have
been dreaming about

coming here for years.

Yeah, years.

Mr. Yankovic, why
is everyone leaving?

Please call me Weird Al.

It seems there's a
crazy rumor going around

that a real live dinosaur

is attacking my accordion camp.

All the parents are
pulling their kids out.

Michelle, not you
too. You can't leave.

Um, Weird Al, you know
that dinosaur rumor?

I'm not so sure it's a rumor.

You have to leave. You
have to leave right now.

Ooh!

Oh, cool, chase music.

♪ Just when I thought I
seen the weirdest sights

♪ I walked in on a boy and
his dog just running for their lives

♪ Run, run, run, run, run,
run Run, run, run from dinosaur

Uh-oh!

Whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa!

Hah! Dumb dinosaur.

Uh-oh.

♪ Okay, here's a tip
you should never ignore

♪ It's a bad idea
to talk to a dinosaur

♪ It's coming my
wayOh, my feet hit the floor

♪ Thinking it's
time I run for the door

♪ Run, run, run, run, run,
run, run from dinosaur ♪

Jeepers!

Mr. Weird Al, are you okay?

Yes, but where's Sally?

-Sally! -Who else is in here?

Sally! Oh! Oh,
good, she's not hurt.

Is it broken?

Nah, she's just sad.

Not only is she upset
about that crazy dinosaur,

but I've lost all my campers.

I'll have to close
the place down.

-Oh, no!
-Like, I'm sorry, Scoob.

We were all hoping you could
help us with our big dreams

of becoming concert
accordion players.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, play.

Really? Thanks.

All right.

Let's see what you got, Shaggy.

Prepare to be amazed.

Sorry.

I usually play it southpaw.

Meh, you're not bad.

So, let's focus on
you, Scooby-Doo.

I'll help you learn the accordion,
but I'll need your help in return.

Anything.

I have to save my school.

You kooky kids have
to help me figure out

what's going on with
these dinosaur attacks,

and find a way to stop them.

So, I can keep the lost
art of the accordion alive.

That's music to
our ears, Weird Al.

We'd be happy to help
you solve this mystery.

Show us where it all started.

♪ Looking at the cave
where the dinosaur came from

♪ And now that I say it

♪ It does seem kinda dumb ♪

You kids are
trespassing. This is my dig.

Your dig? Who are you?

I'm Dr. Josephine Tuttle,

world renowned paleontologist.

These hills are full
of dinosaur fossils.

And when this cave opened up,

I got permits to
dig the whole area.

So, it's mine.

Hello, I'm Weird Al.

I know who you are.

You're the weirdo that runs that
obnoxious accordion camp down there.

You don't belong
on this mountain.

Wow!

This fossil is a dorsal
vertebrae from a T-Rex.

Yes! Such rare and amazing finds

are all over this
geological shelf.

The whole mountain should
be a big paleontological park

with no accordions.

So, get out! Go! You're
not welcome here.

♪ That was one odd,
mean, old paleontologist

♪ She really got rid of us
and nailed the mineologi... ♪

Uh, it's hard to
rhyme paleontologist.

Oh, hey, sorry. Didn't
mean to startle you.

Uh, my name's Pete. We
wanted to apologize for Dr. Tuttle.

I'm also Pete over here,
uh, we work for the university.

We're supposed to
be helping Dr. Tuttle.

Oh, but she's
kinda run us off now.

She's been acting kinda
strange lately, eh, right, Pete?

Absolutely, Pete!

Better stay clear of her. You
guys have a nice night now.

They seemed odd,
but nicer than Dr. Tuttle.

Uh, well guys,
it's getting late.

We should maybe all get
back to camp and get some rest.

- Hey, maybe I should
sing about that. No!

-Yeah. -Awesome!

♪ We went hunting for a dinosaur

♪ And met a mean, old lady

♪ We never saw before

♪ When it got late

♪ I should have said, "Woo-hoo"

♪ It seemed like time

♪ Time to go to bed Woo-hoo ♪

Uh!

How y'all doin'?

Hello, Big Bob!

Ain't you gonna introduce
me to your new friends?

No? I will then.

Name's Big Bob McAllister.

I own the mining company
that's gonna set up

a fracking operation
on this here mountain.

Well, now that is if I can get

Mr. Yankovic here
to sell me his land.

♪ Never, never ♪ Never ♪

You're the last holdout, but...

Now that your music camp's
been attacked by a dinosaur

and gonna close down,

I'm thinking I'll be able to pick
up your land for real cheap.

Ta-ta, Mr. Yankovic.

You sure don't have a lot
of friends on this mountain.

I do not, Fred, I do not.

Okay, Scooby-Doo, let's see if
we can help you with the accordion.

Too loud!

Oh, yeah, um...

Oh, I've got just the thing.

Give it a go, Scooby.

Okay, so you got dog fingers.

Yeah, dog fingers.

Ah, so... maybe we
try plastic finger hands.

Ah, weird.

Yeah, too weird even for me.

And I've got weird in my name.

Ha! Let's playChopsticks
using chopsticks.

I mean, the public
domain, 1877 version.

-Okay, Scooby? -Okay.

Ah, okay. Uh...

Did you ever think maybe
the accordion isn't for you?

Oh, sorry, Scooby.
I... I didn't mean that.

Don't... Don't
worry, we'll get it.

Wasn't me.

Oh, pretty sandwich.

Zoinks!

♪ I never thought that
this would be my fate

♪ Being delicious
Weird Al dinosaur bait ♪

Maybe, if we don't
move, it can't see us.

Is it working?

He totally sees us.

Hurry, guys, get in.

Fred, go faster!

Phew! I think we lost him.

Ah, way to go, Freddie!

Jeepers! He really
chewed up the bumper.

Look at that!

-Hey!
-Like it's an actual dinosaur tooth.

-Yeah.
-But it's a fossilized tooth.

Why would a living dinosaur
have a fossilized tooth?

Well, maybe he's
not a good brusher.

His tooth may be old,
but his tracks are fresh.

Come on, g*ng!

The tracks led us right
back to the cave site.

Dr. Tuttle.

Somebody or something
ransacked Dr. Tuttle's tent.

Looks like she must have
become dinosaur chow.

Yeah, dino chow.

♪ Creepy, creepy, creepy

♪ There's a
dinosaur out there now

♪ Chompy, chompy, chompy

♪ Will we all be
dinosaur chow? ♪

There's something odd
about these dino footprints.

They're the right
shape, but... Hmm...

Okay, g*ng. I say we
go explore that cave

and see what else
we can discover.

Hey. This isn't a natural cave.

It's an old mine shaft.

But someone's been
digging in here recently.

That doesn't make sense.

There hasn't been
ore here for years.

I wonder if Big Bob McAllister's

been doing some
poking around up here,

illegally.

It's that crazy dinosaur! Run!

♪ Hush, little
Scooby, don't you cry

♪ Weird Al will
help you to get by

♪ And if we can't
get out of this place

♪ A big, old dino's
gonna eat your face ♪

Not helping.

Yeah, dude. Like how
about no more accordion?

Fine.

Yikes!

What?

You didn't say anything
about not playing the theremin.

See? The theremin's
just so cool.

Ah!

Ah! I think we've
hit a dead end.

We're trapped in
a cave. It's okay.

Because at least, we're cut off
from that hungry, angry dinosaur.

Yeah, angry.

Oh, look.

Scoob, there't like a real,
baby dinosaur in there.

Will it hatch?

No, Scooby, that egg
is a crystallized fossil.

It's millions of years old.

Zoinks!

It's that crazy dinosaur!

Run!

Up there, hurry!

That's it, Scooby-Doo.
Follow your nose.

Like wow!

He really wants
this dinosaur egg.

Guys, look what we found.

Jinkies! This is priceless!

That dinosaur was desperately
trying to get it from us.

That's perfect! We
can use it as bait.

Now all we need to
do is build the trap.

No need. I've already built one.

Really?

I've already got the trap
all rigged and ready to go.

If we can lure the dinosaur
into this dry creek bed,

we can blow the sluice
gates on the dam upstream.

The water will come rushing down

and carry the dinosaur
right into these nets here

I've got strung
across the channel.

Wow! That is amazing, Weird Al!

Hey, wait a minute.

Is this a trap you created to
catch the campers' parents?

No! No. Never, no.

Uh, yes. Maybe.

I have a very strict
policy about parents

sneaking out before our
big accordion concerts.

We round them up
and bring them back.

Well, I, for one,
think it's a great trap.

And you know what I
always say, "Trapping time!"

♪ Trapping time, trapping time

♪ Everybody
smile and fall in line

♪ 'Cause it's trapping,
trapping, trapping, trapping time ♪

Fine, let's just go.

I rigged the sluice gate to blow

when I play a high
A on my accordion.

Perfect! Now, for the bait.

It's the dinosaur.

Another one.

What?

Can you believe it, Scoob?

We're watching
two dinosaurs fight.

Just like the movies.

We have to get those dinosaurs

both standing on the same spot.

We could drive them both
in using ourselves as bait.

But we'd be swept
away by the flood.

I've got a back up plan.
Everybody, follow me!

Hold this, Scooby.

When I say, hit that high A.

What? Huh? I can't play that.

You need to believe.

That's the only way
to play the accordion.

Just believe!

Over here. Hey, hey, you
crazy fighting dinosaurs.

Here's the egg. Come and get it.

- Come on, both of you. Come on.

Um, Weird Al, why
are we all here?

Um, I thought it added
a little dramatic tension.

- Squeeze and believe.
- Squeeze and believe.

Play that note, Scooby.

Do it!

Now!

Play that note, Scooby.

No, I can't.

- We're all gonna get eaten by dinosaurs.
- No.

Yikes!

Get ready to hang on.

Now, let's see who these
ding-dong dinosaurs really are.

Pete and Pete!

It's all very simple really.

The two Petes did work for
the university but were doing

a little ill*gal
fossil-hunting on the site.

When they found the
priceless crystallized egg,

they knew they
had struck it rich.

But when those accordion
kids caused the avalanche,

they exposed our dig.

We used these
animatronic dinosaur suits

Pete and I here, to scare
everybody away, didn't we, Pete?

Exactly, Pete!

Animatronic dinosaur.

So, like Pete made
me do all the digging

while he hogged
the dinosaur suit,

I just knew he was
gonna cheat me out of it.

-I was not. -You were too.

-Was not. -Too.

-Uh-uh. -Too.

So, I got my own dinosaur suit

to take the egg for myself.

And we would have
gotten away with it too...

If it weren't for you
meddling kids, eh.

And the musical stylings
of Weird Al Yankovic.

♪ Greedy, greedy, greedy ♪

Ah, I wanna thank you kooky
kids for solving this mystery.

My accordion camp is
now reopened for business.

I've got a special treat
for you, Scooby-Doo.

Yeah?

You may stink on the accordion,

but I think this is the
instrument for you.

Like, dude, that's the
percussion suitcase.

Sweet!

Come on, everybody, let's dance.

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪