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02x11 - April Fools

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Seven Little Monsters". Aired: September 30, 2000 – October 6, 2003.*
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Show that focuses on seven monsters (Brothers Two, Three, Four, Five, and Seven and Sisters One and Six), each named after a different number from one to seven, and each has unique physical characteristics.

02x11 - April Fools

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I set up a little monsters seven little

monsters seven little monsters

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they go

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hey

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keeping coming with the bathroom i7 link

Flapjacks I am needing for my bubbling

I'm on the job mum Flapjacks my favorite

I'm so hungry I could eat a house made

of flapjacks

four did you glue my Fork to the table

it's just a little practical joke front

the third circle I can't eat anything

until my beautiful nails dry look there

are five of me one two three four five

times the beautiful is that nail polish

on your tutu oh my beautiful tutu

wait a second there's no nail polish on

my tutu major look

some joke a practical joke

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who is wanting maple syrup

[Applause]

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hey five is that syrup on your overalls

major look

that's a good one

what are we going to do today I know we

could play Guess That Smell we each take

a turn being blindfolded and try to

guess what things are by smelling them

why don't we give each other pedicures

pet cures I didn't even know Belinda was

sick

no not a pet cure a pedicure is when you

trim and polish the nails on your toes

why don't we all make our own homemade

cheeses and compare them let's give that

some thought how about no I know what we

should do why don't we dress as giant

frogs and frightened flies

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come come my doogles deciding you must

be on the fun you will be having today

in sooth Thou Art right mother

what did you say I was speaking the way

people used to speak years ago insouth

means truly and thou is an old word for

you I like your collar pray forgive this

sudden shout which may have startled you

all like sheep from a wolf's Yelp get a

load of Fancy Pants what are you

supposed to be today three I am William

three part of Centerville you don't look

like a bird yeah we're the rest of your

feathers buried of Centerville once more

into the breach

three tables are not for jumping a

thousand pardons mother and to you lady

six I am not a bird I am the bird the

bird of Centerville uh recipart I'm glad

you asked that my wild tongued friend

Abad is a poet and a writer of plays

this feather is my pen and this paper my

paper on which I will write a play for

us to perform

great we can all be in it yay and invite

all the people from the neighborhood to

see it yes and charge them fifty dollars

each

or let them in for free yeah you guys

don't know anything about Show Business

oh boy a play I'll do the costumes and

the makeup two and I can build the sets

I'll fly up and hang the lights five and

I will make all the pies what do we need

pies for all good comedies have to have

a pie fight I'll fight who says it's

going to be a comedy my funny green

friend it should be an adventure story

about a brave guy who battles villains

with his sword shaped nose a sweeping

Epic no no it should be the tragic story

of a man who loves cheese but eats so

much of it he becomes a mouse why not

make it about baseball in ballet

yeah a ballet about baseball

interesting or perhaps a tragedy a king

loses his kingdom and his favorite pets

so many choices I see this is a great

challenge I will take all of your

suggestions and put them together in the

greatest play ever told I go to create

my destiny

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this is going to be the best baseball

ballet anyone has ever seen ah this

dancing is very hot work

Bullseye we got you good that time six

not a splashing

what's the matter six can't you take a

little joke

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I can take a joke if it's funny for that

was just mean that was sweet five did

you see her face she has Cirque dessert

who's there big for me

that's not funny five come on we've got

jokes to play

these are gonna be the best sets ever

everyone will be amazed help me with the

ladder seven we'll get this show on the

road a little extra thick maple syrup

will be just a trick

foreign

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laugh after the joke oh yeah we should

start by building a huge wooden cheese

Why seven you're a regular Andrew Lloyd

cheddar we have many pieces of wood I

think I will count them for the benefit

of anyone who might be watching one two

three four five six seven eight nine

that's one heavy hammer

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let me help you too

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what a great practical joke

I don't think that was very funny me

neither ah you guys just don't have any

sense of humor this Hammer is heavy

you wouldn't think it was so funny if

someone did this to you that's right

foreign

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it is happening to my ostrich eggs

throw the ball already for are you sure

you want me to throw the ball one just

throw it and I'll bang it over the house

you really want me to throw it don't you

referral yes now just throw the ball you

asked for it

oh

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disgusting

you asked for it and you got it one yeah

this isn't funny YouTube Jokers

oh yes it is I'm afraid one that the

yolk is on you

one day you'll be sorry whoever played

these silly jokes you better scramble

one

she didn't come out of herself hey that

was actually a pretty good one five she

needs to come out of her shell foreign

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I am the king

forgive me General folk I am late and I

humble beg your forgiveness like unto a

donkey nibbling cold in a barn furry and

with my tail betwixt my legs be twixed I

have spent This Day writing two great

plays for us to perform in This

Magnificent theater however I have just

discovered that some Joker hath maple

syrup all of the pages of one together

and after finishing my second

Masterpiece I discovered my regular Ink

have been replaced with Vanishing ink

thus all of my wonderful words

disappeared the work no doubt of these

same pesty tricksters

I shall suffer these slings and arrows

about rage's Fortune I shall strive in

the face of the foot soldiers of

adversity I shall these fartles bear

what's so far model I don't know but it

doesn't sound good in the meantime I

have sent out a call to the Far Corners

of the neighborhood to every actor

hither and young to come today for

auditions what's an audition a tryout oh

good idea three of course it was a good

idea a bard of my talents is filled to

the eyes with good ideas I sent out the

call and now I want to see everybody

everybody

when are the auditions supposed to start

verily right on the stroke of now

thank you

enter

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boy who are you Maurice what says I

could but hear a tiny peep

um Maurice I've come to try out for the

play

I think he said he wants to try out for

the play three try out no he is but the

tiny Stripling boy with a voice like

unto a flea come on three let him try

out what do we have to lose

well show us what you can do Maurice

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oh

all right I ain't going to school today

see Padre and nothing you say he's gonna

change that oh Sunny it'll break her

mother's heart so you will there's no

time for that now aliens have invaded

the garage I'm calling the president we

have invaded your garage take me to your

lawnmower I just wish you little green

fellas had asked to bore the lawnmower

that's the neighborly thing to do on a

beautiful day like this Mr President I'm

Sergeant formula Dar horses have become

turkeys how did that turkey horse just

say it says it wants a hot dog

are you going to let us have the

lawnmower or must we use our secret

weapon what is the secret weapon I'm

very interested release the electric

monkey

we've had enough of you all we are

getting in our spaceship and going home

goodbye

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the end

right you're in

that was so impressive Maurice this is

going to be the best play ever you will

be a true inspiration to my work it has

to be a comedy now with all those voices

and our hilarious jokes hey look at that

enormous flying Zebra

made you look look

hey five it's four hey four it's five no

five it's four the big hand is on the

twelve and the little hand is on the

four that means it's now four o'clock in

the afternoon and what does that mean to

you uh it's time for the jerks of you

yes the joke's on you is starting right

now

uh

I'm so tired of their practical jokes me

too they should learn how bad it feels

to have a mean trick played on you

get zukes it just might work what might

work me thinks I have a plan to play a

mighty joke on those two jokesters if

perchance I can count on the help of a

certain small boy

me

hello there everybody in radio land it's

time for the joke's on you

I love this show me too all right

everybody are you ready for your first

joke yes yes yes yes yes okay here it

comes how do you know there's an

elephant in your refrigerator hmm there

are footprints in the butter

that's a hot one

what a great joke

you for another yes yes what's black and

white and wears a big red suit

Santa Penguins

I can't breathe

we interrupt this program for a special

News Bulletin this afternoon aliens from

the planet Jupiter landed in Centerville

Park aliens jupiterians say they mean no

harm to the general public whoa but they

are looking for blue and green monsters

to take back to their planet to work in

their corn mines

your blue five at

five

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when reached for comment the king of

England had this to say I've met these

jupiterians and they seem like Jolly

lovely chaps a small Scottish dog had

this comment

so if you are blue or green be on the

lookout for strange beings from Jupiter

you could end up in the corn mines if

you aren't blue or green

well lucky you

I know five the jupitarians could be on

their way here right now don't let them

tell us before I've got one of mine for

cone funny I always thought corn grew on

farms not in mines I know where we can

hide

we have Bamboozled

I think we got them good there oh this

is only the beginning my dear one it's

time to move on to the next phase of the

plan Maurice

do you see any jupitarians five

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yeah five what that jupitarian looks

like I don't know five they must be

horrible looking or maybe they can take

on any shape they want to lure poor blue

and green monsters like us into their

spaceships that's good maybe they won't

find us here five

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hey four and five there's somebody at

the door for you oh for us yeah he says

that because you are blue and green

you've won a year supply of chocolate

but you have to go with him to get it

yeah

why no no five I mean don't you remember

five we gave up chocolate

yeah we did two tell them to go away we

aren't interested too bad I'll tell them

Hey Brother chocolate don't you C5 it's

a trap claw of course it is we didn't

win any contest it's just the

jupitarians trying to lure us into the

open so they could kidnap us oh no

I'm sorry sir they said they just aren't

interested are you sure

it is a lot of chocolate

no they aren't interested sorry tell

them that I will return they cannot

Escape RM resist the chocolatey goodness

for long

we'll have to be careful these

jupitarians are sneaky

did you see the look on their faces they

really were scared

well done you two now for the big final

joke here's what we do

five are you as scared as I am

should we go to the police

the mayor the Army Mom Mom's pretty

amazing but what could you do about

aliens from Jupiter oh no it's best if

we just hide in here as long as we can

get zukes me Lads why force it is now

there when rehearsal is about to start

out in yonder's shed rehearsals indeed

and yeah verily you must come and

rehearse for the big play which I have

written actually five and I won't be

able to come to rehearsals today on

account of the fact that we're uh silk

yeah like five says we're sick too bad

we'll come tomorrow

I'm afraid that won't do it has to be

today or I'll put someone else in the

parts a shame it is in suit I had

written a very funny comedy and I was

counting on you both to play the

funniest parts what a Pity

I hope you're better soon

did you hear that five a comedy with us

in the biggest Parts

but if we go outside the aliens from

Jupiter will probably get a serpenter

Jupiter but we have to be in that show

we can't deprive the world of our

brilliant comedy I've got it

first we need six's makeup kit

I have a plan

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no jupitarians in sci-fi let's go to the

shed

they'll never know we're green and blue

with this makeup on we have nothing to

fear you're a Jesus fur please it was

nothing let's just get to that rehearsal

hello

three

are you there

three are you there

come on five there's nothing to be

scared of

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one is that you

oh if this is supposed to be a rehearsal

I wonder where everyone is

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we are the jupitarians you cannot Escape

you will work in our corn mines and eat

only spinach forever do you have

anything to say before we take you to

our spacecraft and fly you to Jupiter oh

I wish we could say goodbye to our

brothers and sisters and tell them that

we love them and that we shouldn't have

played all those jokes on them no I'm a

practical joke ever anything else

the joke has gone too far out of the

lights

three run the Libertarians are gonna get

you two the sets are all ruined four you

and five wreck the show what do you mean

the jupitarians were gonna

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oh there weren't any jupitarians were

there not you Battalion no jupitarians

not so funny now is it it was funny for

a little while and now the show cannot

go on our little comedy has turned into

a tragedy after all yes and what was

once funny now is sad didn't I just say

that gosh balas I don't know what to say

other than I'm really really sorry bye

sorry too no for we all got into this

together and we all Let It Go too far

now we can't do the play

clapping I am because even though I play

I am not seeing my doogles are learning

something I am seeing joking can be fun

but not when people are feeling bad so

that you can laugh the best joking is

one that we can all be laughing at

together you're right Mom I didn't like

having a joke played on me so I guess I

shouldn't play jokes on other people

actually mom I think we all learned that

lesson and alas my play called an

April's fool cannot go on without the

sets or this stage Maurice I have no way

to repay you for your wonderful work

other than to offer you an autographed

copy

for me thank you I'll see you around

in the meantime we could all get started

cleaning up this mess and that's no joke

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greetings fellow people of Jupiter

Krishna greetings unit one told you snap

greetings unit 2 the Earthly known as

barred three off Centerville gave me

this play we will take it back to

Jupiter and it will be a huge hit my

thoughts exactly mine too

let us go home

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where did Maurice take off to maybe he

had to go home

all's well that ends well

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foreign

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