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03x04 - The Nose Knows/Gone But Not Four-Gotten

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Seven Little Monsters". Aired: September 30, 2000 – October 6, 2003.*
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Show that focuses on seven monsters (Brothers Two, Three, Four, Five, and Seven and Sisters One and Six), each named after a different number from one to seven, and each has unique physical characteristics.

03x04 - The Nose Knows/Gone But Not Four-Gotten

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myself a little monsters seven little

monsters seven little monsters

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thank you

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trouble there they go

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hey

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foreign

just smell that fresh spring air

hello bird how are you this fine spring

day

I'm glad to have you perching on my nose

this morning it is an ideal perch for a

bird I trust

I agree completely

Bye Bye Birdie

roses Which Way knows old pal

find him boy find them

no

how about that accurate to at least a

half a block away how wonderful to have

such a big and sensitive nose it makes

these beautiful flowers that much more

beautiful

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why thank you good lady I'll go put this

in some water skippity skippity skip

don't worry Kitty to to the rescue

anyone with a nose

it's great to have a nose like mine it's

a kind of long and pointy friend and

everywhere it goes you'll find me at the

end all the wonderful things I smell

oh the Tails my nose could tell I love

my nose so much it makes me want to yell

it's great to have a nose like mine

lunch time for my bubba links

[Applause]

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Giddy Up faithful five horse time for

chow 500. hi Mom I'm starved

me too

mom can Mary come for lunch today of

course she is welcoming

groovy of course all right my Wonka

lankas eating it is time for now while

the hotness is at its most hot

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I am forgetting to put oregano in my

banana turnips too my oregano is up

there being I am guessing I'll have to

be getting the ladder for climbing you

don't need the ladder mom not while I'm

around

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thanking you tookala two your nose

reminded me of this Ultra groovy book I

read last night really was it about the

most handsome monster in the world and

his incredible nose no actually it was

about this dude called Pinocchio whose

nose would get longer every time he told

a lie how long did it get really long at

least as long as twos

hey two did you hear that you must have

told some really huge lies to get a nose

as long as yours

I turn I'm a big liar

I am not a liar I never lie

poorling and fiveling this is not nice

to be saying that your brother too is a

liar being you will be apologizing now

I'm sorry too we didn't mean it really I

know you're not a liar like that

pinochle guy Pinocchio

yeah him too terrified sorry for your

nose that's okay you guys

I'm done mom can I be excused you you

finished with your lunch and you are

being outside with the playing great who

wants to play some baseball in The

Sandlot

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are you all right being my tooling I'm

fine Mom I think I'll go put my sweater

on in case it gets cold

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sorry Mom

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I think I better go up to my room before

I make an even bigger mess

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oh dear

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merciful jumping monkeys that was my

favorite sweater

I guess I'll just stay indoors and look

at one of my picture books

famous noses through history I love this

one because

it's a pop-up book

I can't quite oh

I'll see it oh dear

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sorry Belinda

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anyone with a nose nose

it's not so great to have a nose like

mine

it's a kind of long and pointy past

and everywhere it goes you'll find me at

the end it knocks things down and causes

stress

wherever it's been you'll find a mess

you've never seen a stupider nose I

guess it's never great to have a nose

like mine

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a boy so glum mate you look like a

kangaroo just stole your favorite

Boomerang oh hi three that's crocodile

three Mighty World expert on Wildlife

what seems to be the trouble I hate my

nose it's ridiculously long and always

in the way I wish I didn't have a nose

at all oh don't say that Sunshine all

animals have noses and people too you

need your nose to tell if your food is

bad and to know when you need to take a

bath but I do see what you mean that's a

blinking great Hunker what can I do

about it camouflage camel what

camouflage it's when you disguise things

to make them blend in with their

surroundings do you think we could

camouflage my nose we could certainly

have a bash at it

that just means we can give it a try in

Australian oh

okay let's have a bash

oh yeah that looks Beauty mate I don't

know three will anyone believe this is a

tree and not my nose does a crocodile

have teeth all you gotta do is keep it

sticking straight up in the air so it

looks like a real tree

I can't really see where I'm going like

this you're doing just Grand mate but

you might want to watch out for them

shed

hold still two I've only got a couple of

more Strokes the old brush you'll be

more hidden than a koala bear and a

eucalyptus Bush there

hey you can't see my nose at all

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oh dear

I better see if our mum can come up with

a pair of the old scissors hurry back

laugh

all your mates will think you've got

yourself an extra long hot dog I don't

know three this doesn't seem like as

good an idea as your last two ideas and

look how they turned out come on right

just let me put some mustard on it and

it'll be a thing of beauty two why are

you so worried about your nose it's part

of who you are it would be like me

trying to hide my wings or four trying

to be nice that's easy for you to say

one your wings don't get in the way

three that mustard is cold

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what a silly useless nose I have it's no

use to me or anybody else

I've looked everywhere have you called

for her

oh we have to find her it will be

getting dark soon who are you looking

for

people is gone

oh no come help us look for her too I'd

better not I'd probably just scare her

away by poking her with my big dumb nose

but two

come on we can't wait for him it's gonna

get dark come on everyone

poor Belinda I wonder if I should help

find her

what use would I be my nose would just

get in the way people would trip over it

I grew in everything even if I knew

exactly where she was because

I can smell her sweet petunia eating

breath as clear as day over by the

teeter-totters in the park

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all right

foreign

there you are Belinda everyone's been

worried looking high and low obviously

not high enough though but I found you

me and my giant ridiculous nose

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you know Belinda I was thinking that my

nose was just a big nuisance I wished I

never had it at all now I understand

this nose is what makes me the person I

am without this giant nose I'd be

somebody else not two at all

exactly I couldn't have said it better

myself let's go home Belinda

Belinda have you ever smelled a sunset

it smells like happiness

once upon a time there was living a

little green monster with a big big

voice always he was big sounds with that

the big voice making until one day

yes go thunderclaps go

we're all here to have a good time and

we know you're cheering for our favorite

team but do you have to be so loud

I am the number one fan of the

Centerville thunderclaps and I take my

job very seriously

come on dude get your nose out of your

finger

I'm trying for oh never mind

we're number one versus number one for

put me down okay Thunder claps Thunder

claps

we want a better not a broken ladder

four can you please be quiet look six

our team needs our support we've gotta

show them that we love them

Emma

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if the other team's batter strikes out

then the thunderclaps pick up suitable

tubes oh the suspense is k*lling me tell

me when it's over miss miss

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[Applause]

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that wasn't very nice for you made her

Miss you're just mad because your team

lost they're not my team there's nothing

worse than a sore loser sore loser oh I

I would just be quiet Thunder cups are

the best better than other uh-huh

yeah

what's wrong with Paul looks like your

brother lost his voice

lost did someone say something's lost I

say this sounds like a jump boss

Sherlock three the world's greatest

detective

and what seems to be the problem four

lost his voice after six said she wished

he'd be quiet

well he yelled so loud it made my hair

frizzy it is incumbent upon me to deduce

the solution to this curious

dispossession huh

in other words his voice is lost so

let's go find it yeah

but where should we go I'm not sure

four what do you think

oh

yeah well four usually has good ideas

about things like this

yes remember that time Belinda got lost

when someone left the gate open sorrow

and four said we should go to the dog

pound he kept saying it over and over

that's right that's exactly where she

was well if a lost cow can be at the dog

pound maybe a lost voice can be there

too bye George I think he's got it to

the dog pound

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it certainly is noisy that makes it a

perfect place for a forest voice to be

did you lose your cow again no this time

we're looking for our brother's Voice

have you seen it

yeah

how do you get out you sure are a big

dog aren't you boy

sorry guys we've only got lost in

lost animal

thank you anyway let's move on no time

to waste

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come on fine before I hadn't been

watching out for you we might have left

you there

this is all my fault we have to find his

voice

that's a voice Trapped In The Box but it

doesn't sound like four yes but if

there's one voice in that box there

could be others

no you don't understand my name is seven

and I'm seven

are you there it's six

sticky Burgers is there anything else

yes there is something else I want to

speak to Four's voice

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if only four could speak he'd give you a

piece of my mind this is all my fault I

should never have wished a way for his

voice there must be somewhere else we

can look

that far he's in that car coming up next

on K

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k4u

uh can I help you pardon me sir but

these are brothers voices

no it's just me my burger and my radio

of course the radio that's where Thor's

voice must be

sex how do they get all the voices and

songs into that little box it's

Elementary seven voices are actually

very tiny and you can lure them in there

with peanut butter which they love uh no

actually the voices and music come from

the radio station right over there

extraordinary come along traps and

chapets to the radio station

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this is the voice of Centerville coming

to you live from

K104 aha we've got to do it last it's

time now for a sports trivia question

sorry old chap it appears it's not your

voice that voice is being used by

someone else

for 1 000 free sticky Burgers what

baseball team just won the Centerville

pennant

fingers Wiggly fingers

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foreign

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night time

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wait wait I've got it the answer is the

Centerville rain showers

I'm sorry that is incorrect the answer

is the Centerville thunderclaps oh

if four had its voice we would have won

the big prize oh

man

say something else please of course

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the message

hey please come back we all miss you and

until you come back I'm never ever going

to speak again the world will be

deprived of my beautiful voice

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I regret to say this is one mystery I

just can't crack don't give up for I'm

sure that someone somewhere will find

your voice and they'll call us and say

we found false voice hey it's everybody

on Victory

you were his voice you spoke for fall

and when you talked or else

you were stronger

than we knew

but then you left and now we're blue I

blew even though you were

a pain in the ear

it's not the same without you here

where did you go

are you on a bus ticket please

come back

I guess false voices gone forever

here my sad little

sin not hearing my little forwardling my

good woman I regret to say that young

six has wished away Thor's voice my

little schmecklings six is not

responsible for four losing his voice

but I said I wished he would be quiet

fourth voice is not gone from your

wishing it is gone from for making it

work too hard really yes your voice is

from your vocal cords coming aha the

more four was yelling the more his vocal

cords were working until they got tired

what Four's voice is needing is some

soup and the rest that means no talking

doing and in a few days bucket will be

I'm glad your voice isn't gone for good

four meter

well another mystery solved by Yours

Truly Sherlock three

you don't have to thank me my good for

you are the good lady speak not and now

I bid you all at you I'm just happy to

have been of help

aha a new mystery to be solved who

turned out the lights

and after a few days resting the little

green Monster's voice did come back

stronger and louder than ever

all the monsters learn that every family

member makes sounds that we are leading

whether they are loud being or quiet

being

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hey

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hey