03x13 - No Place Like Home/Guys and Dolls

[bunniefuu]

myself a little monsters seven little

monsters seven little monsters

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oh

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trouble there they go there they go

hey

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babalinkas time for your teeth brushings

we should take turns oh that's no fun

yeah five quit it

hey watch it excuse me

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I wish we had a bigger bathroom why

what's wrong with this one

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night my kinderlings good night Mom

where is my little three being allow me

to introduce myself

003 special agent on Her Majesty's

Secret Service and I am Mama time for

bed Mr 003 not a problem Madam I've

often worked Undercovers huh

throng something with my one ski mom I

want my own room oh onesky you know this

house is not big enough for having your

own room why can't we get a new house

now is not time for talking now is time

for sleeping

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hooray

I wish we had a bigger house with a

bigger yard so you could have lots of

grass I mean a really big yard

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excellent I've tunneled from inside the

house using only this spoon why not use

the front door in my line of work you

can never be too careful hello

I am your uncle schmuti is your mother

at home Uncle shmooty heard cousin twice

removed on your mother's side

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Uncle shmooty I didn't know we had an

uncle schmooty who kills wonderful news

your uncle schmuti is in a very very big

house he wants to swap houses with us

Rob swap is meaning we are into his big

house moving and he is into our little

house moving yes yes

this is Uncle schmuthy's house

it's huge will I have my own room all my

babushkas will your own rooms be having

yay

much bigger doors than our house they

make me nervous allow me

all right

all clear ladies and gentlemen nothing

to fear

wow where are the bedrooms upstairs

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wow look at all these doors open sesame

babalinkas

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room is this yours I love it

do I have to share it with anyone is all

yourska let's go see the other room

the roof yeah

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pass the salt please

fire one

thank you

tonight's prizes include a 10-piece

dishwasher proof dinnerware set from the

house and Hubble series

neck hurts this TV is too big our road

TV was just the right size yeah settle

down I can't hear the show with

everybody talking fight turn up pull us

a set of golf clubs any subscriptions

sorry

is my little onesky happy it's great mom

thanks no snoring no noise I'm going to

have the best sleep ever I am glad for

you good night one Ling good night Mom

laughs

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sure is quiet I never thought I'd say

this but it may be even too quiet

hello is someone there

who's there

003 At Your Service three what are you

doing here

reconnaissance mission top secret

highest clearance we can't sleep it's

too quiet I can hear every little sound

I can even hear myself think and it's

lonely and my bed's too hard and the

ceiling's too high hey maybe we should

all sleep in here you've got lots of

room hey wait a second move over you

over ow hey watch the nose sorry oh

it's more like our old room nice and

cozy ah you can all sleep in my bed I'm

going to go find Mom good idea

which room is Mom's my instincts as a

professional tell me it's this one

gosh testing I meant this one this brand

new Deluxe vacuum cleaner comes with 14

bow

I believe it's time to use the h-a-p-srl

app Cyril handy automatic pocket size

room locator I simply push M for Mom and

we zero in with pinpoint accuracy

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whoa watch out for that first step

oh now we're really lost we have to get

upstairs again if we're lost aren't we

supposed to stay in one place no when

you're with our special agent on her

majesty Secret Service luckily I have my

b-o-p-l-e-s

battery operated portable light I mean a

flashlight

a few Ash come on everyone follow me

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this hallway is getting smaller I don't

think this leaves upstairs

maybe we should turn around

ow I can barely move

aha a door

thank you

is this bathroom big enough for you one

I think it's a little too big

stand back

I'm going for the counter

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some secret agent

all set

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I'm dizzy don't look down seven I

already did year seven give me your head

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keep climbing I'll give it back at the

top

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thank you fool

that's much better

hey

hey sorry that's okay fine just try not

to sit on anything else

hey look at this maybe it leads upstairs

well done man top notch

follow me

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I don't remember this

this is getting weird

five come down from there okay

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five what are you doing on that piano

blue frat so where are we now looks like

someone's living room I wish we were in

our old living room everything fits us

there follow me everybody

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my recommendation for a strategic

retreat has worked perfectly but we

still haven't found mom we must have

been looking all night oh what's wrong

five I wanna go home yeah me too we'll

have to find Uncle schmooty come on

Belinda we're going home a big yard

isn't everything

bubbling cause

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yes we are sorry Uncle shmooty we'd like

to swap houses again but you like the

big new house yes we thought we did now

we just want our cozy old house back

please Uncle Smooty please

well if that's with you or one thing

yes my doogles I was only renting that

big house for one day

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good night my two girls I'm glad for you

to be seeing bigger is not always best

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oh

there's no place like home

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yeah I got into space

here's a little story as sure as you're

alive it's a funny little story about

two brothers four and five favor likes

to play Insane does it almost every day

the four things fave is kinda weird

let's listen to what they say

fine there you are I've been looking all

over for you I've just invented this

great new game it's called dirt rollers

you basically roll around in the dirt

and yell it's

tonight yeah I like dancing

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that's a big idea it's okay five I don't

think that anybody saw you

playing with dolls that's what if I like

playing with ours keep your voice down

bye Lord play with doors

don't say that people might hear you if

this gets out it will ruin your

reputation as a boy monster and mine is

your brother are you safer me me there's

nothing wrong with me you're the one

who's playing with

dolls I don't get it girls are supposed

to play with dolls five girls guys are

supposed to do guy things like playing

sports and wrestling and rolling in the

dirt and yelling but if I like playing

with dolls oh

this is more serious than I thought five

I'm going to explain to you the

difference between boys and girls come

on

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you can't be playing with dolls five

people will think you're weird

and they'll think I'm weird cause I'm

your brother Phil is weird five I

kidding

this isn't something you kid about five

this is serious this is

the difference between boys and girls

huh

rub it back I don't know

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here we are five yeah we are here

where are we

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are at six's dancing school they teach

ballet here to girls five girls because

that is what girls do they go to ballet

school and dance around

come on I'll prove it to you

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dancing is for girls five real Boys

Don't Dance

three and four and one and two and three

and turn and one and two and three

and three point and one and two and

three and just six what's going on here

we're practicing for a big dance recital

I hope you guys are gonna come and see

it no there

boys there are boys belly dancing of

course there are boys dance ballet and

they have done for many hundreds of

years but dancing isn't a boy thing to

do only girls dance you are incorrect

some of the greatest dancers of all time

have been men nuriev najinski the Step

Brothers Savion Glover Baryshnikov

barishna who you have to be strong to be

a ballet dancer as strong as any

football player or weightlifter

laughs

oops sorry oh that's all right you know

you could be a very good ballet dancer

really your dancing yes you have

very powerful legs

no sorry I mean we have to go I have to

get Maya teeth waxed

all right everybody let's get back to it

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oh brother I came here to show you that

only girls like six do ballet dancing

and there are boys here I like dancing

oh no I guess I was wrong about dancing

being just a girl thing but I know where

we'll go next we'll go to the sports

park

Boulevard just didn't dance I guess he

wasn't such a smarty pants now to try

and prove his point he's going to his

skateboard joint

he's gonna get a big surprise no matter

how hard he trays

foreign

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maybe I was mistaken about dancing five

but everyone knows that boys do Sports

ba*ls

hey what's going on there's a showdown

in the half bite

here we go five let's go over to the

half pipe and I'll show you how boys are

supposed to behave

five this is a good example boys do

sports girls don't do Sports a simple

easy to remember rule

one yes rule number one girls don't do

Sports boys do Sports no run

all right

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what

is totally awesome

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what are you guys doing here well I was

trying to show five that playing with

dolls is for girls and that sports are

for boys but but never mind

sorry for girls do Sports just like boys

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there must be something that girls do

that boys don't

yes I have it come on five

four thought that Sports were just for

boys and the dolls were only girly toe

as the one shot four that he was wrong

and she could skateboard all day long

let's go and see what Ford does now

while I dance a jig like a crazy cat

foreign

hurry up five there's one thing I know

girls do and guys don't really yes

re-wee and who better to prove my point

than down why are we gonna

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um

knitting foiling what is wrong being

I like knitting I'm making a sweater

I can see that but how am I going to

show five that boys don't knit if I come

in here and you're knitting mom's knit

moms are girls girls net does no one

understand the way the world Works

around here oh

falling maybe it is you who is not

understanding the way things are working

in the world there are lots of men who

make clothes for I think you're just a

little mixed up

oh I think I dropped a stitch oh golly I

give you one of mine but I think I need

all I have

boys and girls are different being

falling but there is nothing a boy or

girl cannot be doing if they are wanting

to but five is playing with dolls

is he happy being with the doll playing

then that is all that is mattering

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I'll take care of this

have I been wrong all along

I'm sorry five I was just trying to be a

good brother his phone modified how

could I be mad at you you're not just my

brother you're my best friend if anybody

is going to be mad at anybody I figured

you'd be mad at me

I made a mess out of everything it's

okay

an astronaut doll huh I guess that's

kind of cool

I got a farm cause I love vegetables

I will help you farm with my photographs

from space the pumpkin deed hoeing I

have to feed a chicken

oh

hey watch out watch out for the pumpkins

over there phone has learned his lesson

a little wisdom he has earned Everyone

likes different things some dance some

sing the world is a great big Spin and

bow

different folks but room for all three

what are you doing just doing what makes

me happy brother wow okay play with

demos or play with bikes as long as that

is what you like that's the story of

five and four that's the end there ain't

no more

foreign

all right everybody let's get back to it

and one two three and four and one and

two and three and third and one and two

and three and point and one two and

three and jump

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hey

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hey