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01x02 - Good Night!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Seven Little Monsters". Aired: September 30, 2000 – October 6, 2003.*
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Show that focuses on seven monsters (Brothers Two, Three, Four, Five, and Seven and Sisters One and Six), each named after a different number from one to seven, and each has unique physical characteristics.

01x02 - Good Night!

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monsters seven little monsters

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they cause trouble there they go there

they

go hey s little monsters seven little

monsters seven little monsters 1 2 3 4 5

6 7 monsters

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and now my little buas time it is to say

good night Mom don't forget to turn on

the outside lights and make sure the

doors and windows are locked and Mama

forgetting I don't think

so sleep's good one

H mom will you take these of course my

precious

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Beetle and now too down to sleeping down

with you sorry Mom it's my nose not me

and what a wonderful winkled dunky it is

too we were camped on the banks of the

Amazon Mississippi looking for the loch

nest sea monster when our native guide

returned any news from up River news is

time for three to make with sleeps not

huntings well then tomorrow's another

day do you know one morning I caught an

elephant in my pajamas how this elephant

got in your pajamas you will not know

never well done

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Madam kissing not for my four oh Mom I'm

getting a little big for that Smoochy

Smoochy poooo stuff you know oh then

good night

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for time for down coming five

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my mom oh sure kiss all the others and

leave me out saying something for well I

was just thinking that I wouldn't want

to disappoint you or nothing I guess a

little good night Beck on the cheek

wouldn't h no for little beckles makes

for no Hur

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thing doesn't the Moonlight the wondrous

things for my

complexion enough enough beauties for

one day six sleeping dust is in your

eyes but but mother I am wide

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aware seven growing going you got that

right Mom I'm going to be the biggest

one around here you can't be the biggest

one you could be the biggest seven yeah

that too what do you mean I'm too

settling Downs everybody

and seven my mushka bodies in bed go not

on floor oh Mom I thought I had you

fooled mama know everything

bubbles listening to your mama now no

noises no talking and no

peeps night

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[Applause]

nighty peep who said that

beep beepop beep poop poop beep poop

poop pop beep

I know I don't have to say this then

don't but the last thing we want is for

Mom to come up here and not find us

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asleep night

fight good night three good night

one good night

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six good night

Moon hey what about me

you forgot seven good night

seven Jeepers I guess that leaves me

with good night for yes well sleep tight

and don't say it don't let the bed bugs

bite bed bugs four did you have to say

bed bugs sure that's how it goes sleep

tight don't let the bed bugs bite I

didn't make it up what did you want me

to say hey don't let the teddy bears

bite yes you would look bed bugs are

nothing compared to mosquitoes oo I hate

skers you mean there's bugs in my bed I

can't sleep if there are bugs in my bed

seven we've been over this there are no

bed bugs would Mom let us have bugs in

our

beds

no and remember who te you

four I guess some nights I kind of have

my head screwed on

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wrong golly I don't think I'll ever fall

asleep me too me

three yes me three I bet you can seven

Just Close Your Eyes they are closed one

I'm dead tired but I still can't fall

asleep how about counting sheep that

works pretty good for me sheep but I

don't like sheep what about crabs you

know one crab two crabs three

crabs or pads well you'd refer to them

as elephants lovely creatures quite

marvelous and we'd count them one

elephant two

elephants okay okay I'll count sheep two

how many sheep and until you fall asleep

how many is that 5 7

99 it didn't just say

99 3 4 5

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6as I'm clinking in the basement with

washing machine to make stop her

plunking and I come upstairs and what

are my Clues he's doing not with the

sleeping mom we were just about to go to

sleep

when never fear Madame we'll catch those

40 Winks yet passing bed talk minking

with the singing yelling smelling as

soon as my head hits the

pillow

sorry no more sories all my du know

better now mama is going for her sleps

listen to your mama and no wakey

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shaky what is that mosquito needleless

stickless is that like a bed bug no they

just drink your

blood you've got to get it three

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there's the nasty vile Beast well I

don't see

it get it now before it lands on

somebody else like

me did you get it boulder dash missed

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it mqu no

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hunt it's on me isn't it get it off do

what you have to do just do it remember

you asked for

it did you get it I don't think so I

could hit you again to make sure then

where is it

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he likes it VI really likes

it I can still hear it is it on

me

huh it really is a mosquito

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golly to is going to wake up Mom he's

going to wake up the entire town unless

we can plug up that schnaz if he wakes

up mom we're cooked we've got to fix

this like any good Sportsman one has to

be prepared

H good night to one

all he's going to

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blow

incoming

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W where did it

go it's

Mom we're doomed

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quiet it got in

here too

quiet one second I'm hearing with the

peep from two

and then seven with the wonking about

bugs in

bed finally mosquito huntings comes with

all my duples and ba*ls bowling are

mooking

everywhere wow she's got good

ears bu sleeping with the ba*ls bowling

in mouth makes worry for Mom

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no why no one listens to Mama we tried

to sleep Mom really my eyes wouldn't

stay sh I think I need a new bed gosh

mom I guess we can't fall asleep without

a bedtime story bedtime story and we

promise we'll go right to

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sleep so a bedtime story for my mushas

and maybe a lesson learning story too

bra

his is the story of the Seven little

schnookles and how they would never

listen to their

mama there was gawle and schnozzle and

grip CBS and brick bra and Ringle Jing

and Pinky bank and the youngest was

named

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Bob

now their mama told them to come right

home for supper and not to go into the

forest if they knew what was good for

them mom said we should go to the right

and not go into the forest snazzle but

gawle cutting through the woods is

quicker so we'll get supper sooner and

Mama will be

happier no wringle Jing mom said mom

said right away and my way is faster

let's spin for it whichever way Bob's

know most points that's the way we

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go we can't go backwards brick bre let

me do

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it let me show you how it's done rip

craps well that settles that into the

forest we go but mama said which is more

important goggle what Mom said or coming

home without Bob's

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head so into the woods they went until

They Came Upon a bridge where a horrible

troll lived who had a huge appetite and

could eat anything including schnookles

come on schnookles hurry it

up

Bob is right gole there's a horrible

troll down there that likes to eat

schnookles who's that crossing my bridge

hey you don't want to eat us Mr troll

Bob doesn't even have a head and besides

uh there are some much tastier

schnookles right behind

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us who's that crossing my bridge oh you

don't want to eat us you'll choke on

snuzzle's

nose wait until you see the snuckles

coming next yum

yum who's that crossing

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my deeper into the woods the schnookles

ran looking for Bob's head and before

long the they got

separated look out

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[Applause]

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Ballo quit it why are you hitting

me

cool way

cool I can't go to the ball in that sure

you can just right on

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top oh my the shoe fits

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Bob well

almost we better get home soon I can eat

a

house h

huh

five

oh uh excuse us please have either one

of you seen the gingerbread house a

gingerbread

house no hey have you seen gingerbread

house

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5

oh

oh all these snuckles were getting into

trouble everywhere they

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went

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so you finally made it I've been waiting

here for you all day not me I'm pinky

pink uh no the red riding hood on your

way to grandma's house that's you all

right but ooh what big eyes you got well

thank you

and what big teeth you have yes

beautiful aren

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they wait come back don't you want to

talk about my pearly

complexion and where have you two been

snazzle got into an argument with a

giant over who could smell who better

and with a f f f f the Giant quit and

climb back up his beant stock my what a

great big nose I've

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got

finally when the schnookles all met up

they were hungry and tired maybe if they

had listened to their

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mama we'll see who's the fairest of them

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all

hungry Ringle Jing you just ate a house

oh come to think of it I could eat too

me three you're not three you're grip

wraps I smell

no

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apples you mean an apple

snazzle apple I call it it's mine I

smelled it it's mine nope I got it it's

my

Apple hey come you hey that's my

Apple

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on tra oh I knew I shouldn't have done

that spell at

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whs gawle that was very clever how you

snagged that Apple such FL flying skills

and your wings just looked beautiful

you're just saying that pinky pank

because you want me to share my Apple

not at all we know you'll do the right

thing gawle you always do why if we had

listened to you we'd be home right now

true brick bra

true but now we're lost and

hungry and papa probably s it's

sick

oh all right I'll share the Apple great

okay struggles gather around we got to

divide this thing up seven ways I think

we should each take a bite gosh won't

Ringle Jing just swallow it whole with

his big mouth no

offense no offense taken Bob in fact

wringle Jing is going to help us really

he'll pick a number from 1 to S and the

Nuku comes closest gets the first bite

ready wringle

Jing I pick one I pick five wait I was

going to pick five well you can't pick

two that's a good number for you snazzle

maybe I will and maybe I won't I know

I'll pick two I don't know why but I

have to say me three six what a lovely

number that is

6666666

okay Ringle Jing what's the

number

um what you were going to say five

right

no wow that's so great Ringle Jing is

like a genius or

something the schnookles didn't know

that the witch had cast a sleeping spell

on the

apple and all the schnookles fell asleep

by not listening to their mama they

missed

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supper and they would have stayed asleep

forever and missed all their suppers if

their mama hadn't found them and Walken

them gently

up

snuckles you wake up and come right home

then you'll listen to me and go right to

sleep oh I didn't know there was anybody

in here sorry and you miss Goldilocks

should be home too doesn't anybody

listen to their

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Mas

good night my little

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shuckles so remember listen to your mama

mama always knowing

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best

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hey hey