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01x04 - Seven Monsters and a Baby

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Seven Little Monsters". Aired: September 30, 2000 – October 6, 2003.*
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Show that focuses on seven monsters (Brothers Two, Three, Four, Five, and Seven and Sisters One and Six), each named after a different number from one to seven, and each has unique physical characteristics.

01x04 - Seven Monsters and a Baby

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seven little monsters seven little

monsters seven little monsters

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they cause trouble there they go there

they

go hey seven little monsters s little

moners s little monsters 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 s

little monsters

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hey ooh

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rise and shine

S I have awakened thank you very

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much a Gong followed by a

bell Two Bells bearies set the main sail

and Hoist the Jolly Roger or else I'll

make you walk the plank

H what does one wear when one walks the

plank gong Bell

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whistle gong Bell whistle that means

it's laundry day laundry day laundry day

have no time to skip and laundry day

laundry day love

to today is laundry day

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not now time foring around and no beler

waffles till clo in machine for washing

waffles my favorite waffles are my

favorite waffles and fives too we all

love waffles but you heard what Mom said

no laundry no

waffles mom mom who be this mom who

dares challenge the orders of Captain 3

yeah that's right we did promised three

we'd be Pirates today hi we now set sail

for Skull Island to search for Captain

Crook's treasure we did promise you

three but we also have to help Mom with

the laundry five and I never promised to

be Pirates besides there's no such thing

as buried treasure

this isn't

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real why no laundry am I seeing my piffl

lets all right everybody let's get

organized

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hey huh

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nice tutu

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to I'm wanting to see laundry now

spelling for you all m o w now ready or

not here it comes mom at longing last

laundry

go mes put your box into

it ring and fall 1 through do it all

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J

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us hey hey Mom in

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here you're the best

mom threep pointer

mom yes

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saving it for

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later sorry pal we emptied the kitchen

again

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have asked me hearties Captain Crook's

gold awaits thee maybe we should help

Mom with the dishes we be no gley sl*ves

mates well neither is

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Mom Mom you do look tired how can a mama

be tired my bki kitchen to cleaning

laundry to washing of course she's tired

oh I'm tired you're always tired six you

can never get enough beauty rest and

Mama gets used to tired part of being a

mama good now finishing time with

laundry no Mom we can do the laundry no

pncks better playing for you and

laundering for me if we all pitch in I

promise the laundry can be done in no

time then we'll play two don't go making

promises you don't want to keep but if

you are Laing what is mama doing you

could take a nap a nap me how long has

it been since your mama took a nap must

be 40 years oh

no she said

40 1 2 3 4 5 6 S's and Bute please

please please

please please don't mention

sure Mom we all think you deserve a nap

mom can take a nap as long as we don't

have to do the laundry

four my little mushnik would do

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this naps are great

mother anytime can be nap time thanking

you I try don't you worry about a thing

we've got it all under

control

let's all you have to do is close your

eyes mother relax

relax go to sleep and Dream a Little

Dream six we've got laundry to do

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you get plenty of sleep Mom this I am

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trying pleasant dreams

mom is she asleep yet thanking you four

thanking you five and not yet seven

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are

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make fast that rigging sailor we head

for Open Sea I captain but first finish

hanging up the rest of that

underwear aast Who

Dares watch it six me blame it on

too I didn't do it who missed me missed

me now you got to kiss

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me

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huh I'll get

it hello seven is your mom here of

course Mrs Mulligan I'm late for my suop

phone lesson and your mom told me if I

ever need her to watch baby I should

just drop him off sure Mom likes

babies goo goo goo this is everything

baby needs if he wakes up thank your mom

for me and tell her I'll be back in a

couple of hours bye goo goo Mrs

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Mulligan hello Bab

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bab I don't plan to spend the rest of

the afternoon watching the laundry dry

okay four so what do you and five want

to do uh well what I don't want to do is

Chase Captain 3 around looking for

buried treasure mutinous scurvy dogs we

did kind of Promise three we would be

Pirates well I promis to help with the

laundry and I promis to let Mom have a

nap but I never promis to take care of a

baby oh he's such a cute

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baby where did that come from mom

promised Mrs Mulligan she would watch

baby for her not another promise uh-oh

Mrs Mulligan says baby won't wake up

yeah but what if it does wake up it's

not an it it's an adorable baby and if

he wakes up we'll get Mom yeah n good

plan let's get her up now no we promised

Mom she could nap no such thing as a

pirate

baby three you're going to wake him oh

look how little he is yep he sure is

teeny well as long as he doesn't wake up

if he does he can crawl the plank come

on you guys there's seven of us and just

one of him we can handle

it such a cute little fella how hard can

it be to take care of

him careful too he's stirring watch that

Harpoon of yours mayy I'm stuck he won't

let go quiet too you'll wake

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mom baby

hung how could it hurt babies don't have

teeth this baby has

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teeth now you've done it too too

bad what I didn't do

anything he bit

me I'll get Mom wait what about mom's

nap yeah one there's seven of us and one

of him yeah but that's one scurvy little

particle of a shark we can handle it

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one okay okay but what do we do the

baby's got to be quiet I got it Mrs

Mulligan said that everything we need is

in here

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what should we try first

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[Laughter]

okay we need a new plan I can't keep

dancing

forever can't we just stick something in

its mouth good idea maybe the baby is

hungry

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how can something so small eat so

much

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yummy w

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yo that baby can really put it away but

what do we do now we're all out of

botles we're

doomed good thinking to let him bite

your nose again that seems to work

best smell something

funny oh why didn't know baby smell so

bad babies smell sweet

unless

ooh Abandoned Ship I do not do

diapers

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disgusting not so bad give him to seven

he brought it in here in the first place

he made the promise to look after the

Rugrat nobody's going to help

me do we leave seven holding the the bag

a and what a stinky bag it

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is okay one you take that end and four

wrap it around here that should do it

Perfecto

funny there that seems right does that

look right to you one last time let's do

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it hey look

that wasn't so hard sure with my help

what help were you your head's on

backwards you all be

wrong only a pirate can tie a knot like

that not another fish in the net

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you missed the

spot where right

there oh thanks too hey he started

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it well that's enough there all done

good

baby not again why does that scalawag

keep cater W

it hungry that can't be right he drank

every last drop of milk in the

house not

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necessarily careful baby let must handle

the

cow

[Laughter]

wa

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me oh

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[Applause]

W okay

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okay so the kid's not hungry maybe baby

will cry himself to sleep we should be

so

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lucky I wouldn't count on it if we only

had some way to entertain him until his

mother gets back

entertain did you say

entertain music lights and

curtain we sail to the east we sail to

the West there's no one who can catch us

cuz we're the

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best he it's nothing but a pirate life

for

me I am the captain and that is my rank

so if you don't like it you can walk the

plank the captain that is his rank so if

you like it you walk

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the but a life

for w brother H

H do you hear that it worked the baby

isn't crying

and five where's baby

baby are you sitting on the kid

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spread out everyone and watch your

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feet r Wait fives found something look

at this guys do you think that shiver me

timbers he's climbed up the Mast and

into the crows

hello baby

baby six did you see

baby oh my makeup is

ruined quick to the

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roof that's my hand you're standing on

seven sorry

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show off any sign of the Brack nothing

up

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here you in there

baby see

anything oh sorry s are you okay in

there yep I'm all right but I'm stuck

any sign of the baby nope but it's

pretty dark in here hold on we'll be

right there I'm not going anywhere

sis here I come

seven higher higher now to the left I

HIIT something that you seven don't

think so give me a

poke ay You Found Me bar treasure Mr two

x marks the spot a piggy bank some

treasure hey that's my piggy bank so

that's where I hid it hey what about

me that

tickles look out

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balloon well no sign of baby

B we better go and tell

Mom oh how

sweet sh grab the kid and let's get out

of here before mom wakes

up napping lovely and no making Mischief

my darling

pitos laundry is all all done mom this I

am seeing and what is

this Mrs Mulligan left baby and you

tooken care of him too everything's in

Ship Shape Admiral such a sweety balino

and baby was no trouble too we had it

all under control sure yes ah yeah uhhuh

yeah with so much happening and you

still promises keeping for your

mama then playing you all must want mama

will take baby home and off you

go is she

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gone she's

gone I'm making One Last Promise like

what I promise

never to make any more

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promises hey

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hey