02x02 - Episode 2

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bill

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oh come with me to the rolling sea while

the weather's calm and still

and we'll have some fun and laughter

with the adventures of portland bill

one cold spring day ross and i were

hanging our oil skins out to dry

when i noticed a change coming up in the

weather looks like a fog is rolling in

from the west

just the right weather for a visit from

king neptune

the weather's turning nasty there's a

thick fog coming in

and bill says that's a sure sign king

neptune will be calling on us

it looks like we're in for a pea super

oh we just had our dinner

dinner be blowed

a peace super is a real thick fog

make sure you shut that door comedy

we don't want to let king neptune in do

i we like it

i did not like it at all

it's very strange

it's very strange

the fog is getting thicker ross run up

and switch on the fog horn

oh no

not the foghorn

there's only one thing worse than that

that's grommety singing in the back

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i'll get you for that come back with us

now you listen to me get back to work

aye aye bill

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well the fog on was too much for old

dogger and he went off to find somewhere

quiet to sleep

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oh no where's

what did you say

i said

where's duggar

he's not in his two

he must be outside

uh

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i'll i'll have a look

pass me that one

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dogger

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the dogger

is that you

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what's the matter comedy you look like

you've seen a ghost

not a ghostbuilder

it's king neptune he's here he's about

eight feet tall and

he must have got dogger

now slow down lads

dogger is fast asleep in my armchair and

i think your king neptune

is just my old oil skins hanging out the

droid

oh

no

i got you gravity april fool april fool

but by this time a strong breeze has

suddenly blown up and young ross was

soon to have his comeuppance

look out i said it is king neptune

now who's the april fooly

oh i have the foggiest

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there's always something happening on

the guillemot rock

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we're polishing and cleaning everything

we can till all the brass is gleaming

and the rooms are and spun

scrub dust polish and rub with cleaning

cloth and water tub splish splush

mopping the floor with puddles and

bubbles all over the floor

which fish gets the most applause

which fish does get the most applause a

starfish

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polishing rub with cleaning cloth and

water tub splish splash mopping the

floor with cuddles and bubbles all over

the floor

we've polished and we cleaned up

everything we can now all the brass is

gleaming and the room that spit and spun

the rooms are spit and spun

tell us another story bill

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it was a windy day in the village of

mcgilly cuddy and eddie stoke was busy

preparing for his delivery rounds

a pound of nails for finished dare

birthday cards for ross at the

lighthouse and a special parcel for gail

good morning

edward stone's emporium edward speaking

hi there eddie this is portland bill i'm

afraid the sea is too rough for you to

make a delivery to the lighthouse today

i'll pick it up tomorrow if the

weather's any better oh dear what a

shame i have a lot of birthday mail for

ross

um oh well see you tomorrow bill

the wind was still strong enough to blow

the anchors off a sailor's buttons

but eddie was determined to make his

deliveries

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he finally made it to finisteer's craft

i left it on the wall

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but on his way back of course

the wind was behind him

and off he spared like a fish after the

bait

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i've got a special parcel for you

how great

my case well come on then let's try it

out this is perfect kite flying weather

it's certainly

oh no not again

come back

come back

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let it go now

oh

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now it turns out that miss shannon was

something of an expert at kite flying

and seeing her putting that kite through

its paces gave eddie a good idea

oh it is very very lovely lovely that's

right bill i said air mail

now you just make sure that ross is

waiting in the right place

oh okay

have his channel

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right now now bring her left a bit

that's it steady set it down a bit

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right a bit

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hooray

what a surprise

look at all my birthday cards

and that's the story of edward stone's

first airmail delivery service

thanks eddie it was a great idea

but it looks as though it'll cost you a

new kite for gail

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i'm terribly sorry gail my fault i'll

buy you a new one

oh come with me to the rolling sea while

the weather's calm and still

and we'll have some fun and laughter

with the adventures of portland bill

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