[Music]
oh come with me to the rolling sea while
the weather's calm and still
and we'll have some fun and laughter
with the adventures of portland bill
[Music]
one sunny seaside day i was rowing to
the mainland to pick up some supplies
now dogger likes to see our friends in
the village
and that's why what he did that day was
a bit of a surprise
hello doggo
morning bill
morning miss shannon it's a lovely year
oh hey here
[Music]
oh
bless my whale bone corset you all right
miss shannon
i just don't know what's got into him
gosh it's all right bill
i'm sure he didn't mean any harm
he's usually such a good dog
as soon as i picked up miss shannon's
letters i chased after dogger before he
got into more trouble
oh
no which way did that blessed dog go
let's try it this way
when i arrived at finnish dares croft i
was already too late
oh
dear yes bill
oh dear indeed
finish there and totally
we're trying to steal some chicken face
and then caught in the act
bless me
if he didn't grab some straw and run off
again
[Music]
of course i then had to help finish
there clean up sorry finister don't know
what's got into that dog
that's all right phil
thanks bill come on
i'll help you find that dog of yours
oops
dogger has just run off with my feather
duster
well what could i do
i had to buy her a new one right away
bye bye bye bill thanks for your help
[Music]
when we arrived outside eddie stone's
shop
there was eddie and miss shackle
staring at a pile of straw and feathers
underneath the post box i just can't
understand it bill docker keeps leaving
things outside my shop
stranger and stranger
he barks at everyone trying to post a
letter and then he runs away
i know let's hide behind the harbour
wall and see what he'll do next
can you see him yet gail no no
well we didn't have long to wait
at that moment duggar charted up looking
very pleased with himself
hey he's going to my shop where's my
daddy
there that's the answer that bird has
made a nest in the post box and dog is
protecting it
[Music]
that's why he barked at me when i tried
to post my letters
[Music]
and look there are some chicks in the
nest
well
when we realize what duggar had been up
to we all made a right old fuss of him
miss shannon said she would take the
chicks some corn every day until they
could fly
eddie said he'd put up a special notice
saying
don't post letters
birds testing
and as for me
well
now whenever dogger and i visit the
mainland
the bluetect family greet us both with
their special song
good old dogger
[Music]
edward stone's emporium
what's that time for a song
a box of nails for finished air a bolt
of tartan two
some chicken wine a pair of pliers now
which one would he choose there's
letters and there's parcels lots of
growth to raise
today's the day that eddie stone makes
his deliveries
two jaws of homemade honey three pounds
of china tea some ten pegs and some
tennis ba*ls a slice of cheddar cheese
there's letters and there's parcels lots
of groceries
today's the day that eddie stone makes
his delivery
[Applause]
[Music]
what kind of house doesn't weigh very
much
i don't know what kind of house doesn't
weigh very much a lighthouse
[Music]
[Applause]
edward stone's emporium what's that time
for a story oh good
[Music]
one lovely sunny seaside day
i decided to take dogger for a walk on
the mainland
well
you know how he loves to play fetch the
stick
here boy
now fetch this one
hey
who's throwing sticks
bless me
sorry minister i didn't see you there oh
it's your bill don't worry it didn't
hurt
my what a lovely garden
full of flowers and vegetables
yes bill but that's a lot of hard work
you're lucky you don't have one
that's right i thought there's nowhere
for a garden on the guillemot rock and
if there was nothing would grow there
now that started me thinking
holly hops petunias
pansies
i wish that we had a garden on the
guillemot rock eddie
i really do oh never mind bill
just think of all that fresh air and
good fishing
just then old dogger ran up and dropped
a stone for me to throw through him
and that's when miss shannon had a good
idea
and let's keep it a secret bill
well next day i was back in eddie's shop
with a very big order
ten bottles of lemonade
two dozen jam tarts oaky cakes a bag of
cement and four packets of marbles
please
well
certainly bill oh and will you put this
poster up in the window for me
it's an invitation to my garden party
tomorrow for all my friends
but but you haven't got a garden
oh
that's a lot
have you found anything on the beach
ah here's a lovely pebble bill you could
use this one see
see you tomorrow at the party
[Music]
that animal guessing
what kind of garden can you have on a
lighthouse in the middle of the scene
well a seashell g*n
you've just finished in time bill
everybody's here
[Music]
ah not like mine though yours will never
need waiting
the toy is coming in so let's start the
party
right everybody
ready steady cheese
[Music]
what a wonderful time was had by all
[Music]
by the time he arrived
my garden was under the sea
where's the garden bill
you said a garden party
why don't you just drop in and take a
look faster
it's right under your feet
but you need your bathing costume
[Music]
oh come with me to the rolling sea while
the weather's calm and still
and we'll have some fun and laughter
with the adventures of portland bill
[Music]
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02x04 - Episode 4
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Set in a fictional lighthouse on the Guillemot Rock, just off the coast from the fictional village of McGuillycuddy.
Set in a fictional lighthouse on the Guillemot Rock, just off the coast from the fictional village of McGuillycuddy.