02x19 - Piggy 500

[bunniefuu]

- [engine roars]

- ♪ On your mark, get ready to race ♪

♪ One, two, three, let's blaze ♪

♪ So buckle your seatbelt, grab a seat ♪

♪ Scream and yell Blaze for saving the day ♪

♪ Blaze! Blaze! Blaze!

♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme some speed ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah!

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Let's blaze ♪

- ♪

- [engine roar]

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Here we go!

Whoo-hoo!

[laughs]

Hi, I'm Blaze.

And this is my driver and best friend, AJ.

- Hi.

- [oinking]

- Whoa, Blaze, did you just see that?

- ♪

- [brakes squeal]

- [oinking]

- Check it out, it's a pig.

Hey there, little guy.

You're really fast.

- [oinking]

- Whoa!

Look at that pig go.

- BLAZE: He's over here.

- ♪

- BLAZE: Now he's over there.

- ♪

- BLAZE: Now where's the pig?

Behind that haystack.

- Whoo-hoo!

Oink, oink.

- BOTH: [laughing]

- Well, hey, there you are, Zippy.

- [oinking]

Mwah, mwah.

- Aw, I'm happy to see you, too, Zippy.

- Hiya, Starla.

- Well, howdy-do, Blaze and AJ.

I see you've met Zippy, my racing pig.

- Racing pig?

- Oink, oink.

- He's the fastest pig there is.

And today, he's racing with me in his first race ever.

- Oink.

- The Piggy .

- BLAZE: Hubcaps, check out that racetrack.

- STARLA: The Piggy is a special race

where you and your pig get to race together as a team.

- Ooh.

Oooh-ooh-ooh.

- Hey, Zippy.

Look what I got you for the race?

Your very own cowboy hat, just like mine.

- Oink, oink.

- Now we really look like a team.

- Oink, oink, oink.

- [horn honks]

- Ha, you call this a team?

[chuckles]

There's no way you're beating me and my pig.

- Wait, Crusher, you're racing in the Piggy ?

- Well, yeah, of course, I am.

Me and my pig, Slop.

- [blows raspberry]

- Oink.

- Sorry, Crusher, but if y'all wanna win this race,

you're gonna have to beat me and Zippy,

the fastest pig around.

- Oooh-ooh.

- Well, see ya at the starting line.

- [engines start]

- Sure, sure.

Oh yeah, we'll see ya there.

[laughs] Come on, Slop.

- ♪

- Crusher?

Crusher?

Uh, Crusher,

I cannot wait to see you and your pig in this race.

Slop must be one fast racing pig, am I right?

- [laughs] Oh, Pickle.

Slop's not a racing pig.

He's better than that.

He's a cheating pig.

- A cheating pig?

- Oink, oink.

- Watch this, Pickle.

I think Slop is about to do some cheating.

- ♪

- CRUSHER: Oh, he's got balloons.

I wonder what he's gonna do with them.

He's tying them to the hay bail.

Oh, and they're carrying Zippy away from the race.

- Ooh, ohh.

Oink, oink!

- Oh, no! Zippy.

Zippy!

- BLAZE: Gaskets!

- What am I gonna do, y'all?

I've gotta get Zippy back.

- Don't worry, Starla.

We'll help you rescue Zippy.

- And get you back in time for the race.

- Well, all right then.

Let's go save my piggy.

Yee-haw!

- [laughs]

What a cheat, Slop.

- Getting rid of Zippy, that was genius.

- Oink, oink.

- High tire!

Ah! Ah!

- [splash]

- Yuck.

- [blows raspberry]

- ♪

♪ Here we go, there's nothing to it ♪

♪ Rev it up, now we can do it

♪ Moving at the speed of light ♪

♪ Prepare to be amazed

♪ Let's blaze

- Come on!

- ♪ Let's blaze

- It's time! - ♪ Let's blaze

- We're picking up speed. - ♪ Let's blaze

- We make a great team!

- ♪ Let's blaze

- BOTH: Give me some speed.

- ♪ Let's blaze ♪

- STARLA: Zippy?

Oh, Zippy?

Where are ya?

Poor little piggy.

I wonder where he could be.

- I can help us find Zippy.

Switching to visor view.

Visor, locate Zippy.

- ZIPPY: Ah, ah!

- BLAZE: He must be somewhere over that way.

Where's Zippy?

- [bird cawing]

- BLAZE: Yeah, there he is.

- Ah, ah, ah!

- STARLA: Hoppin' hubcaps.

The balloons carried him all the way to that giant rock.

And he can't get down.

- Oink, oink!

- We've gotta hurry and get there fast.

- Come on, everybody, this way.

- ♪

- Look out!

- Ah, ah, ah, ah!

- Gotcha!

- Whoo! Thanks, Blaze.

That would have been a long way down.

- Looks like the only way across

is to get all the way up there.

- Shu-wee!

- Mm, it's too high for us to jump.

But we can swing up there.

We just need a pendulum.

- Yeah.

A pendulum is a weight hanging from a line,

like a string.

When you pull it one way and let it go,

it swings the other way.

- Oh, I see how we can make a pendulum.

We can use this vine hanging from the ceiling as our string,

and I can be the weight.

- You're a real pendulum now.

- Go for it, Blaze!

Swing!

- Here I go!

Whoa!

- sh**t, the pendulum didn't swing high enough.

- Maybe you need to start your swing

from someplace higher.

- Come on, let's try it.

- [engine revs]

- Okay, we're higher this time.

Now do you think I'll make it up to the other side?

Well, let's test it and see.

Whoooooa!

- Oh, you got a whole lot closer that time, Blaze.

- Yeah.

The higher you start a pendulum swing,

the higher you go.

- Then maybe I should swing from all the way up there.

- [engine revs]

- Now do you think I'll make it up to the other side?

Okay.

Let's swing!

Whee-ee-ee!

We made it!

Swinging from a higher place worked.

Come on, guys!

Your turn to be a pendulum!

- Yahoo!

- Ha, ha, giddy up pendulum.

Yee-haw!

- Way to swing, everybody!

- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!

- Now let's get moving.

We've got a pig to rescue.

- ♪

♪ Pendulum's a heavy weight hanging from a line ♪

♪ Pull it one way, and it goes, swings to the other side ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

♪ You gotta pull back on the string ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

♪ The higher you start the higher you swing ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Swing like a pendulum

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Flying high with no wings on ♪

♪ Here we go, yes, side to side ♪

♪ Let's take a ride

♪ Swinging like a pendulum ♪

- MALE ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentle trucks,

the Piggy begins in just a few minutes.

So if you want popcorn, you better get in line now.

- Ah, popcorn!

Yum!

Come on, guys.

We've gotta get in line.

- Get in line?

[blows raspberry]

Me and Slop don't do lines.

- You don't?

- [blows raspberry] Oink, oink.

- But then how are you going to get popcorn?

- We're going to cheat.

Right, Slop?

- Oink.

- Okay, Slop, here's the plan.

On the count of three, we're gonna use

this finishing pole to grab some popcorn.

Ready?

One, two, three, cheat!

- ♪

- [laughing]

I'm reeling in the popcorn.

And it feels like a lot of popcorn.

[laughs] Oh, here it comes.

- [crash]

- Uh, yuck.

- [blows raspberry]

- [cheering]

- We better check on Zippy to see how he's doing.

- Oink.

Oink, oink, oink.

- AJ: Aw, poor little piggy.

- BLAZE: Hang in there, Zippy.

We're coming to rescue you.

- Oh, I hope we get to Zippy soon.

I miss my racing pig so much.

It's driving me...bananas?

- Uh-oh, it's--

- BLAZE AND STARLA: Monkeys!

- [laughing]

- Look out! - Whoo!

- [monkeys laughing]

- Hopping hubcaps.

Those monkeys are trying to drop bananas on us.

And now they're hiding in the trees.

How do you reckon we're gonna get past 'em, Blaze?

- Hmm.

Those are monkeys are gonna be hiding in trees

that have a lot of bananas.

So to keep away from the monkeys,

we need to stay away from the trees with the most bananas.

- Well, come on, let's go for it.

- ♪

- [monkeys laughing]

- Careful, I hear a monkey.

- ♪

- BLAZE: Which tree looks like it has the most bananas?

That one, yeah.

That must be where's the monkey's hiding.

- ♪

- [monkey laughing]

- Yeah! - Whoo-hoo!

- We were right.

That tree did have a monkey in it.

- [monkey laughing]

- Get ready, sounds like there's another monkey up ahead.

- Remember, he's going to be hiding in the tree

with the most bananas.

- ♪

- BLAZE: Which tree looks like it has the most bananas?

That tree!

- STARLA: Don't go near there.

- [monkey laughing]

- Missed us!

- Good work, team.

- Just be on the lookout.

There's still one more monkey out there.

- [monkey laughs]

- Shu-wee, I hear him.

- ♪

- BLAZE: Which tree looks like it has more bananas?

- That one.

Let's go the other way.

- [monkey laughing]

- STARLA: Yee-haw!

- BLAZE: So long, monkey.

- Uh-uh.

- We did it, y'all!

We got past all the monkeys.

High tire.

- Now let's hurry and rescue Zippy

so we can get you back to the Piggy .

- ♪

- ♪ Waiting line in, waiting in line ♪

♪ Such a great day for waiting in line ♪

Oh, hey, guys.

Everyone's waiting in line to get a drink before the race.

Want to wait in line with me?

- Wait in line?

- [blows raspberry]

- Who needs to wait in line when you can just cheat?

- [oinking]

- Me and Slop are gonna use this ramp

to jump over everyone in line

so we can get our drinks first.

- [engines revs]

- Ready, Slop?

- Oink, oink.

- One, two, three, cheat!

♪ We're going to get soda

♪ We're going to get soda

♪ We're going...

To fall down!

- [crash]

- Yuck.

- [blows raspberry]

- ♪

- ZIPPY: Oink, oink.

- [gasps]

Well, bust my bumper, that sounds like--

- BOTH: Zippy!

- Oink, oink.

- Oh, I just gotta get up there to save Zippy.

But I don't know how.

- Mm, looks like we'll have to engineer some way

to swing you up there.

- I know.

Let's build a really tall tower crane.

If Starla grabs onto the cable, it will be a pendulum,

and she could swing up to Zippy.

- Yeah.

Let's make the parts to turn me into a tower crane.

- ♪

- First, we need the mast,

which makes the crane really tall.

To make the mast, say mast.

Mast!

- ♪

- Great!

Next, we need the jib.

That's the part that stretches out really far.

To make the jib, say jib.

Jib!

- ♪

- Great!

Now we just need a cable to swing back and forth.

To make the cable, say cable.

Cable!

- ♪

- Yeah!

I'm a tower crane monster machine!

- ♪

- Oink.

- Looking good, Blaze.

- Thanks, Starla.

Now grab on!

- Oink!

- Hang on, Zippy, I'm coming.

- Okay, Starla, get ready to swing like a pendulum

on the count of three.

Count to three with us.

- BOTH: One, two, three.

- STARLA: Yee-haw!

- Oink, oink.

Oink!

- Zippy, you're saved.

[laughs]

- Oink, oink, oink.

- Oh, Zippy, I'm so glad you're safe and sound.

- ♪

- Way to go, Blaze!

All right!

- Oink, oink!

- Hey, Zippy, if we hurry,

there's still time to get you back for the big race.

- Whoo-hoo!

- But we're gonna have to get there awful fast.

- ♪

- Let's use blazing speed.

That'll get us there superfast.

- [engines blast]

- To give me blazing speed,

say "Let's blaze!"

- ALL: Let's blaze!

- ♪

- Yee-haw!

- Oink, oink!

- ♪

- Ladies and gentle trucks,

are you ready for the Piggy ?

- [crowd cheering]

- We're ready!

- We're so ready!

- In just a minute, we'll find out which team

has the speed and raw piggy power

to win this beautiful trophy!

- Excuse me, but me and Slop are the only team here,

so I guess that makes us the winners.

- Oink, oink.

- Yep, you can just give us the trophy now.

- Um, excuse me, but--

- [horn honking]

- Nice try, cheaters!

But if you want that trophy,

you're gonna have to race for it.

- All righty then.

Racers and racing pigs to the starting line!

- BOTH: [groans]

- [oinking]

- That's a great idea, Zippy.

Blaze, AJ, you fellas wanna race with us?

- Oink! Oink, oink!

- Come on, Blaze, let's do it.

- All right.

Let's race!

- Yahoo!

- ♪

- [groans]

- Oink, oink.

- [blows raspberries]

- [engines revving]

- On your marks...

Get set...

Go!

- ♪

- [brakes squeak]

- ♪

♪

- ANNOUNCER: Crusher and Slop are in the lead.

But not for long.

Blaze, Starla, and Zippy are right behind 'em.

- Right behind us?

Ooh, come on, Slop.

Time to do what we do best.

Cheat!

[laughs]

- ♪

- [laughing]

- Whoo, look out!

- Oh no, they knocked out the bridge.

- [laughs] So long!

- [blows raspberries]

- [laughs]

- Those cheaters.

- Oink, oink.

- Hmm.

We can't jump across.

But maybe we can swing across with a pendulum.

- One pendulum coming up.

- ♪

- Whoo, right!

- Oink, oink.

- Help us swing our pendulum.

Shout "pendulum."

- ALL: Pendulum!

Yee-haw!

- ♪

- ♪ Zippy seemed so fast

♪ But now he'll come in last

Ah!

- We won!

- We won!

- Way to go, y'all!

- Ladies and gentle trucks, the champions of The Piggy ,

Starla, Blaze, AJ,

and the world's most amazing racing pig, Zippy!

- Zippy! Zippy!

- Oink! Oink!

- Oh, I don't get it, Slop.

How come we didn't win the race?

- Oink, oink.

- What do you mean I didn't cheat enough?

- Oink, oink.

- Oh, I cheated plenty.

It's you who didn't cheat enough.

- Oink.

- No, you.

- Oink, oink.

- No, you!

- Oink, oink.

- No, you!

Ah!

- [blows raspberries]

- ♪

- ♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Buckle up, gotta roll, now we're ready to go ♪

♪ With Blaze, you'll be amazed ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's time for adventure extreme ♪

♪ Gonna kick it in gear, gonna catch you some air ♪

♪ With Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪♪