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07x18 - Super Slide Trophy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Blaze and the Monster Machines". Aired: October 13, 2014 - June 12, 2020.*
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AJ is an 8-year-old techie who drives monster-truck Blaze and go on adventures that have them taking on problems involving science and math.

07x18 - Super Slide Trophy

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- ♪ On your mark ♪

♪ Get ready to race ♪

♪ One, two, three, let's blaze ♪

♪ So buckle your seat belt, we're gonna scream and yell ♪

♪ When Blaze goes saving the day ♪

♪ Blaze, Blaze, Blaze ♪

♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme some speed ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go, Blaze ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah, let's blaze ♪

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

[engine revs]

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- Yeah!

- Hey, guess what!

AJ and I are going for a drive

with one of our biggest and best friends.

It's... - Whoo-hoo-hoo!

both: Gasquatch!

[lively country music]

- ♪ I love mud ♪

[laughter]

- One thing's for sure:

when we hang out with Gasquatch,

it's gonna get muddy!

- Ooh, you hear that, fellas?

It sounds like a dog!

- It's a little dog trying to build a doghouse!

- [barks]

[whines]

- Aww, poor dog.

Looks like he could use some help.

- Hey, don't worry, little fella.

Whenever I got a problem,

I always remember one thing.

- What's that, Gasquatch?

- I tell myself, "Don't worry, bud.

The answer is mud."

both: The answer is mud?

- Yeah! Watch this.

- Whoa! - [barks]

- Gasquatch, you built that dog a brand-new house

out of mud!

- [barks excitedly] - [laughs]

Aww, you're welcome, little doggy.

Enjoy your new home!

- [yips]

[bright fanfare]

- Hey, I wonder what that could be!

- Come on! Let's go check it out!

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

- Ooh! It's the starting line for a race!

- Ladies and gentle trucks,

get those engines revving

because today's big race comes with a big prize!

- A big prize! [laughs] Oh boy.

- Oh, wow. What is it?

What's the big prize?

- It's a giant trophy

with a giant slide!

It's the Super Slide trophy!

- Wow, that Super Slide trophy looks super fun!

- Hey, Gasquatch, why don't you join the race

and try to win it?

- Me? Oh, I don't know.

I've never been in a race before.

- That's okay, Gasquatch.

We can help you!

- Yeah, we can all race together!

- Really? Okay then.

Sure, let's do it.

Let's go racin'!

- All right! - Yeah!

[playful music]

- [laughs] Can you believe it, Pickle?

Once I win this race,

I'm gonna get a Super Slide trophy.

- Oh boy.

I can't wait for you and me to slide on it together.

- Together? [engine revs]

No way.

I'm not sharing the Super Slide trophy

with anyone!

It's just gonna be me

all day long, sliding around and around and aro--

aah!

Around?

- [giggles] Can you believe it?

My very first race!

- Get ready, Gasquatch!

The race starts in five seconds!

- Oh boy! - Count down with us.

Start at five.

all: Five.

Four.

Three.

Two.

One.

- Go!

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Burn rubber, burn, burn rubber ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go, let's go ♪

♪ Burn rubber, burn, burn rubber ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go, let's go ♪

♪ We're on our way, accelerate ♪

♪ We're gaining speed ♪

♪ Burn rubber, burn, burn rubber ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go, let's go ♪

♪ Burn rubber, let's go! ♪

[goofy, frenetic music]

- Get out of my way!

[laughs] Once I win that Super Slide trophy,

I'm gonna slide and slide and...

- [sings indistinctly]

- Pickle?

What are you doing here?

- Oh! Hey, Crusher!

All this talk about a Super Slide trophy

got me thinking about one of my favorite slides.

- This slide is that good, huh?

Well, I'll be the judge of that.

Move aside, Pickle.

- Sure thing, Crusher. - [grunts]

- I just had no idea you liked tickling slides!

- Tickling slides?

♪ ♪

[laughing]

Aah!

[groans woozily]

[musical car horn honking]

[gasps] Oh, no.

It's Blaze and Gasquatch!

- [cheers]

- Oh, if they win the race,

I'll never get the Super Slide trophy.

I've gotta find something that'll slow 'em down,

something like-- aha!

These coconuts,

these logs,

and these giant rocks!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Gasquatch, look out!

- Whoa!

Oh boy, the whole racetrack is blocked!

- Don't worry, Gasquatch.

We can knock down those walls with momentum!

- Yeah, check it out.

Momentum is the strength something has when it's moving!

And the heavier something is,

the more momentum it has to smash things.

- Ooh, I know.

We could make ourselves heavier.

Wa-hoo!

- Whoa, Gasquatch!

You made yourself heavier by getting covered in mud!

- It's just like I always say:

"Don't worry, bud. The answer is mud."

- Now let's see if we'll have enough momentum

to knock down those coconuts.

- To have enough momentum,

Gasquatch needs to weigh six.

Is that the number six?

Yeah! - Whoo-hoo!

Now I'm heavy enough to knock down those coconuts

with my momentum!

♪ ♪

- All right! - You did it, Gasquatch!

- Now let's use momentum to knock down those logs!

- Ooh, those logs are pretty big.

I better make myself even heavier!

♪ ♪

- To have enough momentum,

we need Gasquatch to weigh eight.

Is this the number eight?

No, that's seven.

- More mud comin' up. Whee!

[exclaims]

- Is that the number eight?

Yeah!

- Now we can knock down those logs with...

all: Momentum!

♪ ♪

- Wa-hoo!

Having momentum is fun.

- And look! There's just one more wall

blocking the racetrack, a wall of rocks.

- To knock it down,

we need Gasquatch to be even heavier.

We need him to weigh ten!

- Well then, let's get muddy!

[giggles]

- Is that the number ten?

Nope, that's only nine.

- Hey, Gasquatch, can you get even heavier?

- You know it.

- Is that the number ten?

Yes! - [laughs]

Nothing can stop us when we've got...

all: Momentum!

♪ ♪

- Whoo! - Yeah!

- Whoo-hoo!

[adventurous music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Momentum ♪

♪ Let's hit the gas ♪

♪ Multiply velocity by mass ♪

♪ Let's go, hit the road, drive with me ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go ♪

♪ Momentum ♪

♪ The strength something has when it's moving ♪

- ♪ Momentum ♪ - ♪ The more you have ♪

♪ Helps you crash through things ♪

♪ Here we go, on a roll ♪

♪ We've got momentum ♪

♪ Momentum, momentum, momentum ♪

- ♪ Anytime you've got mass and motion ♪

- ♪ Momentum ♪ - ♪ Speeding across land ♪

♪ Or the ocean ♪

- ♪ Here we go, on a roll ♪

♪ We've got momentum, momentum, momentum, momentum ♪

[fun, lively music]

- Whoo-hoo!

♪ I can't wait, wait, wait to win the Super Slide trophy ♪

- Hey, Crusher. - Aah!

- I was just thinking,

why wait for a Super Slide trophy

when you could go on a fun slide right now?

- Huh? Well, that slide does look like fun.

Move aside, Pickle. I'm taking the next turn.

- Oh, goody!

I can't wait to see what you think

about a flip-flop slide.

- Flip-flop slide?

[groaning]

Aah!

[sighs]

[musical car horn honking]

Blaze and Gasquatch!

Oh, it's not fair.

I wanna win the Super Slide trophy.

Me, me, me!

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- [gasps] Look out!

both: Whoa!

- Aah!

- [grunts]

Oh boy, we gotta find some way outta here.

- Hey, look.

This giant vine goes all the way to the top of the cave!

- But it's full of giant spiky thorns!

This could be a big problem!

- A problem? Ha!

Not for us.

We can solve any problem.

We just have to remember:

"Don't worry, bud." both: "The answer is mud!"

- [chuckles] Now you're gettin' it.

Here. Check this out.

- Whoa, Gasquatch!

You made muddy swords! - Yeah!

We can get past those thorns

by being knights in muddy armor!

- All right! - Yeah!

[spirited music]

♪ ♪

Oh, yeah! - Whoo-hoo!

- It's working! - Ha ha!

Those thorns are no match for our mud swords!

- Be on the lookout, everyone.

There could be more giant thorns up ahead.

- Help us look for them.

If you see giant thorns, say "Thorns."

Thorns!

- [laughs]

Whee!

- Nice teamwork, Gasquatch.

- Let's keep looking.

If you see any more giant thorns,

say "Thorns."

Thorns!

- [screams] Ha! Whoo-hoo!

Oh, look. We're almost at the top.

- But be on the lookout

in case there are any more giant thorns.

- If you see giant thorns, shout "Thorns!"

Thorns!

[both exclaiming]

♪ ♪

[musical car horn honking]

- [cheers] - Whoo-hoo!

Hey!

- We did it!

We made it back to the race.

- And look! There it is!

The Super Slide trophy!

- Whoo, whoo!

- Come on, Gasquatch.

If we wanna win that trophy,

we've gotta hurry!

- Oh, yeah!

Super Slide trophy, here we come!

[bright music]

- [laughs] Comin' through!

♪ ♪

- Beep, bop.

- Pickle?

- Oh, Crusher!

I bet I know why you're here.

- Because I'm in a race?

- [laughs] No, silly,

because you want a turn on this brand-new slide!

- [laughs] Oh, no.

No way, Pickle.

I'm not going on any more of your slides.

- Oh, I understand.

I just figured you'd wanna try it

since it's really special.

- Really special?

- Well, see you around.

- No, wait! I changed my mind.

I do wanna go down the special slide.

[laughs]

By the way, Pickle, what makes the slide so special?

[grunts]

- It's special

because it's a pancake slide!

- A pancake slide?

♪ ♪

[winces]

[sighs]

- [gulps, laughs]

Slide pancakes! Delicious!

[both cheer]

- Oh, no. It can't be.

Not Blaze and Gasquatch!

Oh, why do they keep catching up with me?

I've gotta stop 'em with my biggest cheat yet,

my...

robo piggies!

[oinking]

[cackles]

- Hang on, Gasquatch.

Do you hear that?

- Hmm, sounds stompy and oinky.

- Uh-oh, they're giant robo piggies!

[oinking]

[mischievous music]

- Aah! - Whoa!

Phew, getting past those giant piggies

is gonna be tough.

- Lucky for us, we know what to do

when there's a big problem.

- Yeah, it's just like you always say, Gasquatch.

all: "Don't worry, bud. The answer is mud."

- [oinking]

- I can make us something

to bounce us over this first piggy.

Let's see.

I could make a trampoline or a bathtub.

- Hmm, which one's bouncy,

a trampoline or a bathtub?

A trampoline, yeah!

- One mud trampoline comin' up.

- Yeah! - All right!

- Here we go! - Aah!

- Yeah! - Whee!

- [oinks] - [laughs]

- It worked!

The mud trampoline bounced us over the robo piggy!

- Oh boy, here comes an even bigger piggy.

- I've got an idea.

Let's make something that can launch us over the piggy.

- Ooh, I could make a refrigerator or a catapult.

- Which one can launch us in the air,

a refrigerator or a catapult?

A catapult, right!

- Here goes nothin'.

Ta-da!

- Everybody, onto the catapult!

- Wa-hoo! - [cheers]

- [oinks]

- Oh, yeah! - We did it!

- Now there's only one piggy left.

- [oinks]

- But he's the biggest robo pig of them all!

- To get past him,

we need to go super-duper high in the air!

- Yeah, we need something that flies.

- Ooh, something that flies, huh?

Well, I could make a bike or an airplane or a sailboat.

- Which one flies, a bike,

an airplane,

or a sailboat?

An airplane, yeah!

[lively music]

♪ ♪

Nice mud plane, Gasquatch! - Whoa!

- [oinking]

- We are cleared for takeoff.

- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!

- We made it!

- And check out what the robo piggies are doing now.

[oinking happily]

They're playing in the mud!

- [laughs] Yeah, pigs, they just get it.

Have fun, piggies!

[oinking]

- Hey, look, up ahead!

It's the Super Slide trophy!

- Uh-oh, but there's Crusher.

He's almost at the finish line.

- [giggles] The Super Slide trophy's about to be mine!

- Oh, man.

We've gotta figure out some way

to get there first!

- Hey, I know how we can do it, Gasquatch.

- You do? How?

- It's just like you always say:

"Don't worry, bud."

both: "The answer is mud."

- Mud-blazing speed!

[upbeat rock music]

- Whoo, wow!

- To give us blazing speed, say "Let's blaze!"

all: Let's blaze!

- [laughing] All right!

- Oh, yeah!

- Whee! - [laughs]

- Whoo-hoo!

[both laugh]

[all cheer]

- And the winner of the Super Slide trophy is...

- [laughs] [musical car horn honking]

- Gasquatch and Blaze! - [groans]

[cheers and applause] - Whoo-hoo!

[triumphant music]

♪ ♪

We did it!

- Oh, wow.

I've never won a race before.

- And that means we won the Super Slide trophy!

[all cheer]

- Come on, Gasquatch!

Let's give it a try!

- Let's do it! [laughs]

- Whoo-hoo! - [laughs]

This is so much fun! - Whoo!

[all cheer]

- Oh, yeah.

But you know what would make it even more fun?

- What's that, Gasquatch?

- Landing in a great big puddle

of mud!

[all cheer]

[laughter]

♪ I love mud ♪

[both laugh]

- ♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Buckle up, gonna roll ♪

♪ Yeah, we're ready to go with Blaze ♪

♪ You'll be amazed ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's time for adventure extreme ♪

♪ Gonna kick it in gear ♪

♪ We'll be catching some air with Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪