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07x19 - Wild West Heroes

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Blaze and the Monster Machines". Aired: October 13, 2014 - June 12, 2020.*
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AJ is an 8-year-old techie who drives monster-truck Blaze and go on adventures that have them taking on problems involving science and math.

07x19 - Wild West Heroes

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- ♪ On your mark ♪

♪ Get ready to race ♪

♪ One, two, three, let's blaze ♪

♪ So buckle your seat belt, we're gonna scream and yell ♪

♪ When Blaze goes saving the day ♪

♪ Blaze, Blaze, Blaze ♪

♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme some speed ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah, let's blaze ♪

- "Wild West Heroes"!

[upbeat country rock music]

♪ ♪

- Yeehaw!

♪ ♪

- Howdy, partner. - Yip, yip, yeehaw!

- Blaze and I are hanging out with out friend Starla.

- She's the greatest cowgirl in the whole Wild West!

- Yippee ki-yay!

♪ ♪

[laughs]

Shoo-whee, I hope you fellers are hungry.

- Why's that, Starla?

- 'Cause I'm taking us to the rootinest, tootinest

cowboy party that ever was.

It's the Wild West Picnic!

[upbeat bluegrass music]

- Whoa! - Check it out.

Everyone brought their lunchboxes to the picnic.

♪ ♪

- Howdy, Quicksilver. Nice lunchbox you got there.

And you too, Mosey. - Thanks, Starla.

♪ ♪

- [laughs] Check out my lunchbox.

It glows in the dark!

- And my lunchbox has a special smell.

- A special smell? - Yeah.

It smells like pickles!

[quirky music]

- Ugh! - [sniffing]

Ah.

[laughter]

- Now, don't you fellers worry, 'cause I packed enough lunch

for all of us right here in my lunchbox!

- Wow. - Whoa.

- It's so sparkly.

- This here lunchbox sure is special to me,

and everyone knows

you gotta have a special lunchbox

if you're gonna have...

[together] A Wild West picnic! Yeehaw!

[upbeat country music]

♪ Red, yellow, blue, and green ♪

♪ And all the colors in-between ♪

♪ Every lunchbox big and small ♪

♪ It's time to celebrate them all ♪

♪ At the Wild West Picnic ♪

♪ Grab your lunchbox, gather round ♪

♪ Open and close them, that's the sound ♪

♪ Wild West Picnic ♪ - Yeah, follow me!

♪ Hold 'em high ♪ - ♪ Hold 'em high ♪

- ♪ Shake 'em low ♪ - ♪ Shake 'em low ♪

- ♪ Swing 'em around ♪ - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ Then do-si-do ♪

[together] ♪ At the Wild West Picnic ♪

♪ The Wild West Picnic ♪ - Yeehaw!

[cheers and applause]

- [laughs]

Just look at all them lunchboxes!

And soon, they're all gonna be mine!

That's why they call me

the Lunchbox Bandit!

[laughs] I'll take that lunchbox...

and that lunchbox...

and all of these lunchboxes.

♪ ♪

- Huh? - Oh, my!

- Oh, no, my lunchbox!

[soft dramatic music]

- [laughs]

And last but not least, it's the prettiest lunchbox

of 'em all. [giggles]

- Hoppin' hubcaps, my lunchbox, it's gone!

- Someone took my lunchbox too!

- Same here! - And mine!

- Gaskets, all the lunchboxes are gone.

- But who'd want to take everyone's lunchboxes?

- I reckon I know who.

It's that lunchbox loving outlaw,

the Lunchbox Bandit.

- [laughs]

These lunchboxes are mine now, and nothing can stop me!

[laughs]

[coughs] Yeah!

- The Lunchbox Bandit is getting away!

- But we can't have a picnic without our lunchboxes.

- Don't you folks worry.

Blaze and I won't let this Lunchbox Bandit

get away with this. - That's right.

We're gonna catch that bandit

and bring back all the lunchboxes.

- Yeah!

- We'll be...

[together] Wild West heroes!

[all cheering]

[upbeat music]

[dramatic bluegrass music]

- [laughs]

Ooh, boy, so many beautiful lunchboxes,

and they're all mine! [laughs]

♪ ♪

- [musical car horn honking]

- Huh? Blaze and Starla?

Oh, I can't let those do-gooders

take back the lunchboxes!

♪ ♪

Ooh, I know.

I'll get away from 'em by driving through this canyon

full of bumpy rocks. [laughs]

What could go wrong?

♪ ♪

[grunting]

♪ ♪

- [gasps] Look!

The bandit dropped some of the lunchboxes,

and they landed in that spiderweb.

- A spiderweb? Well, bust my bumpers.

That can only mean one thing.

Cowboy spiders!

[spiders laughing]

- Gaskets, those cowboy spiders are making a giant web.

- They're trying to stop us from getting the lunchboxes!

- You cowboy spiders can't stop me!

[grunts]

I've gotta bust through this web

to get them lunchboxes!

Ugh, but it's too strong.

- Don't worry, Starla.

We'll help you break through this web.

We just need more force.

- Yeah, force is a push or a pull.

If we push with enough force,

we can break through the spiderweb.

- To break this web, we need to push with a force of five.

Count to five with us.

[together] One, two, three,

four, five!

- Yeehaw! - We did it!

[spiders giggling]

- Uh-oh, those cowboy spiders are at it again,

and this time, they're making an even stronger web.

[spiders giggling]

- To break this web, we've got to push

with a force of seven.

- Count to seven with us.

[together] One, two, three,

four, five, six, seven!

- All right!

- And look, we're almost at the lunchboxes!

[spiders giggling]

- Those cowboy spiders are trying to stop us

with the strongest web yet!

- To break this last web,

we need to push with a force of eight.

Count to eight with us.

[together] One, two, three,

four, five, six,

seven, eight!

- Whoo-hoo-hoo! - We did it!

- Yip, yip, yeehaw!

[upbeat music]

Not today, cowboy spiders!

Whoo-hoo!

- Way to go, Starla. - Thanks, fellers.

But we can't stop now.

That bandit still has more lunchboxes.

- Well, he won't get away from us

'cause we're...

[together] Wild West heroes!

♪ ♪

- ♪ When it's time to move ♪

♪ You need a force to make you move ♪

- ♪ It's a bump or a bash ♪

♪ It's a push when you're going slow ♪

- ♪ It's when you pull a friend ♪

♪ Who's stuck and needs a tow ♪

♪ That's force ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, that's force ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Push steadily ♪

♪ Force moving me ♪

♪ Up and down and round and round ♪

♪ It gets you going like a river flowing ♪

♪ Force, when you hit the wall ♪

♪ Push like a waterfall ♪

♪ Crashing, smashing ♪

♪ Rocking, rolling ♪

♪ Force ♪

[upbeat bluegrass music]

- Aw, I want my lunchbox back.

- Aw, I understand, big fella, but don't worry

'cause I know something that'll cheer you up.

- Oh, yeah? What's that?

- Dancing! - Oh!

- And not just any dancing.

It's special cowboy dancing

where the music tells you what to do.

Here, watch.

[upbeat country music]

- ♪ Oh, stomp your tire ♪

♪ ♪

♪ And do-si-do ♪ - [laughs]

- ♪ Now shake your bumper to-and-fro ♪

- [laughs]

- Nice dancin', cowboy. - Yeehaw!

- You call that good dancing? Ha!

I'll show you good dancing.

Pickle, play that music again.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Oh, stomp your tire ♪

♪ ♪

♪ And wear a wig ♪ - Huh? What?

- ♪ Now make friends with a burping pig ♪

- A burping pig? - Yeehaw!

- [burps] - Oh!

- [oinking] - [laughs]

Great dancing, little piggy. - [belches]

[dramatic country music]

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

I still got a whole bunch of lunchboxes,

and there ain't nothing that's gonna get in my way.

[laughs]

Oh, whoa! [laughs]

[spits] - [musical car horn honking]

- Yeehaw!

[upbeat music]

- [gasps]

Oh, it's those Wild West heroes again.

Well, they aren't stopping me

'cause I got the perfect getaway.

An old bridge. [laughs]

What could go wrong? [laughs]

[quirky country music]

[grunting]

♪ ♪

- Gaskets, look!

Those lunchboxes are floating down the river.

- We've got to find some way to catch 'em.

- What we need is a special kind

of Wild West boat, a steamboat!

- Great idea, Starla.

Come on, help us build a steamboat.

First we need a hull so our steamboat

can float on the river.

To make the hull, say hull.

Hull! Great!

Now we need a smokestack to puff out steam

from the boat's engine.

To make the smokestack, say smokestack.

Smokestack!

Now we just need a paddlewheel.

The steam turns the paddlewheel,

which makes the boat move.

To build the paddlewheel, say paddlewheel.

Paddlewheel! Oh, yeah!

I'm a steamboat monster machine!

[upbeat music]

- Yeah!

[upbeat bluegrass music]

[horn toots]

- Let's go get those lunchboxes!

♪ ♪

- Whoo-hoo! - Go, go, go!

- Look, some lunchboxes are right over there.

- Don't you worry, fellers.

I can rope them lunchboxes with these,

my lassos.

Hmm, let's see.

My yellow lasso will go this far,

and my red lasso will go this far.

Which lasso will reach the lunchboxes?

The red lasso, right!

♪ ♪

Yip, yip, yeehaw!

♪ ♪

- Nice roping, Starla!

- And look, more lunchboxes straight ahead!

- It's lasso time!

Check it out.

My green lass will go this far,

and my pink lasso will go this far.

Which lasso will reach the lunchboxes?

The green lasso, right!

♪ ♪

Gotcha!

♪ ♪

- Whoo-hoo!

We've almost got all the lunchboxes from the river.

- Yep, all the lunchboxes, except for the ones

headed for that... [gasps]

Waterfall!

[dramatic music]

- Quick, help us figure out which lasso to use.

- My purple lasso will go this far,

and my orange lasso will go this far.

Which lasso will get those lunchboxes?

The purple lasso, yeah!

Yeehaw!

♪ ♪

- All right!

- Now hang on, everyone! [horn toots]

[musical ship horn honking]

[upbeat music]

- Yeah!

♪ ♪

- We did it, y'all!

We saved the lunchboxes!

- Ooh! [laughs]

- And look, there's the Lunchbox Bandit!

- And he's only got one lunchbox left.

- Hoppin' hubcaps, that's my lunchbox.

- Hang on, everyone, it's time to use blazing speed.

♪ ♪

- Shoo-whee!

- To give us blazing speed, say, "Let's blaze!"

[together] Let's blaze!

♪ ♪

- Whoo-hoo-hoo! - Whoo-hoo!

[together] Wild West heroes!

♪ ♪

[dramatic bluegrass music]

♪ ♪

- Well, I may not have all them lunchboxes anymore,

but at least I still got this last one.

[laughs]

It's so purple and sparkly and...

- [musical car horn honking] - [gasps]

Blaze and Starla are back?

Oh, I can't let 'em take this last lunchbox.

I gotta get away. Ooh, I know.

I'll take that path covered in slippery marbles.

What could go wrong? [laughs]

[quirky country music]

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

[gasps] The lunchbox!

♪ ♪

- You mean my lunchbox!

- [gasps]

[growls]

[grunts]

- Oh, no, you don't!

♪ ♪

- [straining] - [straining]

I can't let that bandit get my lunchbox.

- Don't worry, Starla.

He won't pull harder than us.

- Yeah, 'cause we know how to use force.

- Remember, force is a push or a pull.

Right now, the bandit is pulling

with a force of three. - [straining]

- Shoo-whee, then we gotta pull

with a force that's more than three.

- Hmm, we could pull with a force of one

or with a force of five.

- Which is more than three, one or five?

Five, yeah!

[upbeat music]

Now we've got more force.

♪ ♪

- Aw, I can't let Blaze and Starla get the lunchbox.

I gotta pull even harder.

[straining]

[dramatic music]

- Uh-oh, now the Lunchbox Bandit

is pulling with a force of six. - [laughs]

- [grunts]

Then we'd better pull with a force that's more than six.

- Well, we could pull with a force of eight

or a force of two.

Which is more than six, eight or two?

Eight, right! - Yahoo!

[upbeat music]

- It's working!

Now we're pulling harder than the bandit.

- Not for long,

'cause I'm about to pull with everything I got.

[straining]

[laughs]

- Hoppin' hubcaps, the Lunchbox Bandit

is pulling with a force of nine.

[dramatic music]

- This is our last chance. We've got to pull even harder.

- We could pull with a force of seven

or a force of ten.

- Which is more than nine, seven or ten?

Ten, right! We got...

[together] Force!

♪ ♪

- Yeehaw!

We got my lunchbox!

- Whoo-hoo! - Congratulations, Starla!

- [sobbing]

- Oh, the Lunchbox Bandit looks sad.

- Here, let me help you out of there.

- Ah!

Oh, shucks, that was mighty nice of you,

especially after all the not so good stuff I did.

- Why'd you do it, Lunchbox Bandit?

Why'd you take all those lunchboxes?

- Well, I--I didn't mean to hurt nobody.

I just wanted the lunchboxes 'cause...

[sobbing]

I don't have a lunchbox!

[sobbing]

- Aw, well, why didn't you just say so?

- Yeah, there's a store right over there.

- Well, I'll be.

Would you look at all those lunchboxes!

Ooh, but this one's my favorite.

It's even got a mustache on it just like mine.

[laughs] I love it.

- Yeah! - All right!

- Whoo-hoo!

Now let's bring back those lunchboxes

and have ourselves a good, old-fashioned

Wild West Picnic!

[all cheering]

[upbeat bluegrass music]

[together] ♪ Now the lunchboxes are back ♪

♪ Let's all have a little snack ♪

♪ Every lunchbox big and small ♪

♪ It's time to open up them all ♪

♪ At the Wild West Picnic ♪

♪ Grab your lunchbox, gather round ♪

♪ Open and close 'em, that's the sound ♪

♪ Wild West Picnic ♪ - Yeehaw!

♪ ♪