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02x03 - Lazy Daze

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "3-2-1 Penguins!". Aired: October 6, 2007 – November 13, 2008.*
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Twin siblings Jason and Michelle are spending the summer with their British grandmother, who they call Grandmum, in Pennsylvania's Poconos region.

02x03 - Lazy Daze

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start eight

twelve down a seven letter word for ship

commander

starts with c captain

not now kevin i'm trying to work a

puzzle

just jiggle the handle for now

please no pretty please

absolutely not you lose my money

please this is important captain stuff i

need quiet

ship commander ship commander what seems

to be the beef kids

i want to already see trims but i don't

have any money

he wants to borrow mine he's too lazy to

work for it himself

she's right chase doing an odd job is a

great way to earn some quid

you know money that's what i thought

you'd say

i've got it cabbage captain don't you

suppose he should be doing

captain things rather than working a

crossword you don't want to appear

lazy lazy i'll have you know a crossword

is no

picnic oh i likes picnics that does

sound like fun

midge set a horse for a nice sunny spot

and bring a football

the captain come on mitchell don't you

feel like kicking back a little

hmm i know just the spot

roger a picnic

picnic jason i know a way you can get a

free sea gym

really see a chimp

[Music]

let's sing a little song with eight

little words but a rocket ship

and flightless birds

digital

kevin

three two

one

[Music]

captain's blog we're going on a picnic

so what are we doing here i had to stop

up for some supplies first

soda pop sandwiches you know

don't forget the chocolate bars and

marshmallows oh great i love eating

s'mores

eating oh no i need them for a new fuel

experiment

now don't take all day with your science

project stuff doctor

we're here to get in get supplies and

get out no nonsense

i assure you my experiments are not

nonsense

what about that time you tried to make

glass invisible so you could see through

it

well it worked didn't it wouldn't it be

today kids

how about a fruit basket to go hold the

fruit

throw in a few sandwiches one basket to

go

so where are you off to zija's taking us

on a picnic

ah yes a picnic's a great way to relax

after a lot of hard work

hard work i don't think jason knows what

that means

well make sure to watch out for ants oh

there won't be any ants at this place

we're going to rigel 13. i don't mean

beware of ants

i mean you should watch them watch ants

oh sure haven't you heard the saying go

to the ants you sluggard

what's a sluggard look it up

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look closely they're a great example of

hard work

nothing lazy about them no sir what's

wrong with being lazy

well just think if i didn't work around

here nobody gets served

dirty dishes would pile up pretty soon

the whole place would stink

like jason's room old saul says the lazy

person wants many things but has

nothing but the person who is diligent

and hard-working

truly has it all now you want to be

diligent right kids

actually the picnic sounds more fun

i'm sure it does you just keep an eye on

those antsy here

we will is it just me or is he

weird and what about that

cherry-flavored sunblock experiment

you have to admit your tongue doesn't

get blistered anymore

oh you thought you would have the day

off did you

well wait and see what i have in store

for you

my penguin friends the penguins are your

friends

i thought you said quiet you're

interrupting my maniacal laughing fit

oh dear me well scott your in a

knot doc

well i'm scheduled to run a diagnostic

test on the harry house and ray

but it's in the back of this storage bay

and i can't get to it

harry housing ray what's that oh it's

simply a device that halts movement on a

molecular level

in the queen's english fidge yes it

stops action

freezes things in time and space classic

but it looks like you could use some

help oh why thank you

if i see anyone available i'll send them

[Music]

round

hello jason i hear you're looking to

earn some extra money for

sea chimps yeah well the storage bay is

in a bit of a mess

what say i hire you to clean it higher

you mean like a job i'm

kind of busy maybe later

a doc turn the page for me

i can't reach

there's one two three four five six

sandwiches

six juice boxes pretzel sticks am i

forgetting anything

cucumber dip apple crisps beans

hair gel

it might be windy mitchell are we there

yet

that's a negative but it won't be long

ah come on midge

can't you hurry it up just a little i

bet this will make us go faster

that no one touches my buttons but me

look just like i said rigel 13

the perfect picnic spot blue grass green

skies

and no ants don't you mean green grass

and blue

skies green grass what planet are you

from

oh right

wow this is the perfect spot for a

picnic

come on g*ng there's a shady gnaw over

that hill it would be a great spot to

eat lunch

ah this is the life oh jason

thank you for cleaning the storage bay

this is a well-deserved break

indeed oh yeah right

hey michelle go laughs

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nasty

ah thanks

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i don't know what happened this planet

was so clean when i was a kid

perhaps we should tidy up a little we

can eat afterward

wait a minute i didn't come here to work

i came here for a day off

well we can't have a picnic in this mess

but wait look there there's just enough

space to lay my blankie

i mean blanket the picnic is saved but

what about all the trash

what about it hold on

i have an important message oh it's not

me

it's me from admiral strap i'd better

take it on the ship

duty calls probably some science type

questions

or geeky science fiction type questions

um i'm coming too to get a broom what

about us

do we have to orders captain men

i order us to start our picnic

[Music]

i love my picnic basket it's full of

snacks and cakes and wax and salads made

of plastic

what dr

come in i have an important mission for

me on rigel 13.

oh that's funny we're already here what

what are you doing there we're here for

a little arena

as ordered by the captain sir just tell

me that nobody is

actually on the planet surface um

dwell with the pine surface

and perhaps on

[Music]

uh i knew i should have brought my

sunblock you can borrow mine

cherry flavored snatch

oh man wouldn't you know it i hope it's

not gonna

[Music]

so much for picnic captain what do we do

scream like this

the ship go pharrell

dr fitchell dr fidgel mayday help sos

anything why doesn't he answer

orders captain

[Music]

run

[Music]

that planet infected by giant

creatures legion stop

danger use the rain hooray

[Music]

excuse me admiral call waiting hello

hello hello anyone there

hmm that's odd i'm back admiral

admiral oh i seem to cut him off

oops isn't there anything you can do

doctor

my dear girl i'm a scientist not an

exterminator

but there must be something after all

the

admiral was calling you instead of the

captain

yes you're right he must have known that

these invaders can only be stopped

by my special ability alone

i wonder what it is

well i think we're safe here

wow you dropped my communicator i can't

contact the ship

oh no i've lost mine too we're doomed

doomed hey

i don't touch your buttons you don't

touch my do

no captain you put it there for safe

keeping remember

oh right dr vigil come in

can you read me come in doctor are you

there

yes captain we are here whoa

oh my goodness doctor

what's going on over there

it seems we are getting a little carried

away

oh no look where they're taking us

[Applause]

[Music]

hello

the day started out so peaceful what is

to become of us

what where did the ship go

where's kevin i'm a cowboy hoodie

[Music]

cody oh what am i gonna

do at least this is

one mess we can't blame me for this is

all

jason's fault oh how so

he left my crayons in the sun now

they're all melted

oh that he's too lazy to put anything

away

have you figured out why the admiral

wanted you to save the day

i've been giving that some thought in

his message

he kept saying ray you know at first i

thought he was talking about my

brother-in-law ray

what but the more i thought about it i

think he was suggesting that i use the

heavy housing ray

to stop these creatures well where is it

in the storage bay

jason was supposed to clean this room oh

we'll never find it

told ya jason's fault

so doc any luck with that ray yet it'll

take at least an hour to get it

functional

i hope we have time before we're burnt

to a crisp i suppose you want us to come

and save you

perhaps you could create a diversion and

distract the beasties

while we ready the device we're on our

way

[Music]

um i was just kidding about the saving

bit

have you seen the size of those things

[Music]

ah

hmm

i sure wish there was something i could

do to help

i mean as long as it wasn't too hard

[Music]

so this is all canvas is doing i might

have

known

[Music]

get away you get away roll oh

[Music]

well what do you know about that

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

go to the ant you sluggard the person

who is diligent and hardworking

truly has it all

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

i get it i get it i'll help you

hey kevin guess what these guys are

friendly

i think they just want to clean up they

just like to work

i know

i just saw a cabin as a ship this

invasion

is his doing i might have some eyes

any luck with that ray thingy yes it's

already we just have to open the hatch

and aim this at those

minions of evil

[Music]

yeah aim at that big one with the funny

orange hat

what dr fidgel mitchell come in

is this connection working yet if you

can hear me

you must stop cavities with the hairy

housing rain cavities

i have sent rangers to assist your crew

rangers

vigil he's getting away at least stop

his friends here

no way you got it all wrong well you've

got a lot of explaining to do little

buckaroo the ants are good guys they're

federation trash rangers

how do you know that that's what they

told kevin

no stop

you're free now go on

go it seems they were sent by the

admiral to protect us from cavities

scheme

he tried to ruin our visit here by

dumping all this

trash the ants were just very diligent

and busy cleaning up

they were putting all the garbage in

this giant ant hill

that's not a volcano they must have

thought the ship was part of the trash

but they're a great example they don't

stop until the job is done

unlike some of us go to the ant you

sluggard

what's a slugger it's a lazy good for

nothing

i looked it up i'm sorry i was

lazy vigil i didn't clean out the

storage bay

and if i did well maybe we'd have caught

cavities this time oh there there lad

there's always next time i should have

known better than to slough off two

when there was so much to do task test

oh um right me too

[Music]

there we are all set for our picnic

[Music]

my ovens i almost forgot the olives

can't very well have a lunch without

them

not to mention jason i wonder how his

chores are coming along

[Music]

about finished love all done grandmom

i certainly am proud of you finishing

your chores right away

whatever got into you i just wanted to

be diligent

like the ants oh we wonders never cease

my little piccadilly is industrious as

ants

a lazy person wants many things but has

nothing

but the person who is diligent and

hardworking truly has it all

just like the good book says love just

like the good book says

now i remember the first time i went

picnicking with your granddad

[Music]

up to bed now and don't forget to say

your prayers my pets

and thank you for the nice day and the

lovely green

sky and helping me be diligent and not

lazy

and for new friends hey

can i have my olive back i'd say he

worked hard and should get to keep it

[Music]

amen

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oh

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you