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02x09 - Wiki Tiki

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "3-2-1 Penguins!". Aired: October 6, 2007 – November 13, 2008.*
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Twin siblings Jason and Michelle are spending the summer with their British grandmother, who they call Grandmum, in Pennsylvania's Poconos region.

02x09 - Wiki Tiki

Post by bunniefuu »

jason you still have to get our sheets

from downstairs

hurry i'll get the michelle i'm taking

out the trash now

okay i've got the breakfast dishes

soaking in the thing

just a minute you too come now pumpkins

michelle is this the way i've taught you

to rinse the dishes

[Applause]

and jason you didn't replace the plastic

liner in this trash can

sorry grandmom i'll go get it right now

i guess i was in too big a hurry

i'm sorry remember what the good book

says

enthusiasm without knowledge is no good

haste makes mistakes is that a real

proverb

it jolly well is take the time to listen

and do it right the first time like the

trash liner

i'm on it you'll just make a mess if you

rush

i'm mopped up grandma and i just put the

liner in the trash

that's more like it okay thanks grandma

hold on aren't you two forgetting

something

make your beds please

[Music]

now where's that spaceship it was right

here

jason you heard grandma we gotta put the

clean sheets on our beds

i did jason it's fine

i'll make the bed later

[Music]

whoa definitely later

sorry michelle no time for chitchat we

gotta get going

the others are at the comet lounge

making sure seoul doesn't run out of the

afternoon special

sauce

let's sing a little song with eight

little words but a rocket ship

and flightless birds

kevin

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three two

one

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where's the aurora borealis punch the

sol hasn't lit the sign yet

i'd like to miss the aurora borealis

best fruit punch in the galaxy

hey i was in line first captains first

then everyone else

actually whoever says solve silly

syllables goes first

saw silly solubles syllables

tongue twisters whoever can say a tongue

twister is first in line

sorry man you don't stand a chance

against my silver tongue

glib is my nittle mane uh middle bane

i mean middle name all right captain

now my advice is take your time to get

it right

sure sure saul just give me the tongue

twister lydia lightyear

lit loudly along luminous lunar loops

lydia lightbulb lot lightly along

luminous loomer lubes

that was close right

[Music]

vigil your turn now remember take your

time to say it right

stella's startled starling started

staring sternly

in stereo oh sure he gets an easy one

[Music]

a stellar startle starting starling

sternly in

stern now i know

welcome to the gulag we'll never get one

of saul's super sippers

hey i said a tongue twister does that

count

[Music]

kevin you're next sally sallied

saliently

sailing silently all right sure

kevin's gonna get this

[Music]

sally sallied saliently

sailing silently

kevin you get punch first

attention penguins attention penguins

no more time for word games although if

you've taken your time to say it right

you'd be first in line captain anyway

i've got a job for you i trust you'll

take your time and do that right

doesn't he know the aurora borealis

punch is going to be served soon

when did the admiral have that pudding

penguins listen up planet winky tiki is

basically one big volcano

okay and it's gonna blow you know lava

everywhere

it's your mission to save the tiny

village on the edge of the island

well go people go go go

[Music]

can you save a little for us purdy

please i'm sorry captain

you know how popular this stuff is i can

only make it when the sun spots are just

right then it might be all gone by the

time we get back

then we better hurry and get this

mission done prado make sure you do the

job right captain

haste makes mistakes right very good

michelle

exactly right i might need some help

get it jason you've been promoted to my

co-captain today

really cool it's up to you to see we

make no mistakes but we have to get done

really fast

[Music]

hold those drinks all we'll be back

faster than you can

shake a hula skirt's ready

you are indeed young man i mean i'm

still the boss

all you have to do is make sure we get

through this mission fast and that you

take

time to do it right yeah that too

[Music]

captain we're being hailed by the head

tiki what they're healing us

why we've never done anything to them

mitchell

prepare to throw hail back at them the

big icy chunks if you got him

uh no captain not hail as in

a precipitation of ice pellets right

what he said i mean hale is in

hello we would like to talk with you oh

well then put the ice away and the head

tiki guy on the screen

uh aloe vera to you too sir oh my

goodness next don't frighten the poor

chaps

let me speak to them raise the camera

hello and welcome to the tropical

paradise of wiki

tiki uh we're in a bit of a rush saving

our planet was a last minute addition to

the schedule so

what can we do well actually we're

rather hoping that you can rescue us

from

this

[Music]

oh no not

here we are bad not such a draw for the

likes of you i'm sorry

captain

people no captain or shoving please

remain calm

let's keep this evacuation as orderly as

[Music]

possible come

on i can dry my hair faster than this

ah captain this is all nicely organized

but the

lava is still going to destroy the

island

can't have everything king guy keep

moving

at this rate we'll never get everyone

evacuated before the lava flow

devastates the entire village

oh yeah that plus we'll miss saul's

aurora borealis punch

mitchell play me now

[Music]

what's happening

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[Applause]

is

[Music]

yeah we're falling we can't hold them

all they're too heavy

all right on

have to come up the island else

actually captain if i might say what we

really need from you is for us to plug

up the volcano i'm way ahead of you

no uh look king guy

professionals at work watch and learn

are you folks using that moon for

anything uh

no however plugging the volcano won't

work you seem perfect

jason in too big to hurry here the

captain's not listening to the king

he seems to know something he's the

captain

i'm the co-captain you're just a swabby

[Music]

listen up penguins it's time for

operation

stick a cork in it to the ship

it's moving keep going mitchell

[Music]

that did it the volcano has been stopped

well done the planet is saved this calls

for an aurora borealis punch

quick to the comet lounge

oh not so fast everyone we got blinkings

and beepings

no blinkings and beepings both

oh my our mooncock is heating up and

becoming very unstable

we need to back away now

doctor i thought you said that this was

a moon

ah yes well we were in such a hurry i

didn't stop to think that the moon might

be made of

a popcorn

okay let's hurry and do something else

captain wait we seem to be just rushing

from idea to idea

wait we're being hailed i mean contacted

by the tiki king now

penguins thank you for the popcorn what

a splendid surprise

i don't believe i've ever seen someone

try and deal with an erupting volcano by

providing snacks

fascinating so

besides uh popcorn we're wondering if

you have any other ideas for dealing

with the volcano

yes we're all ears since the captain and

his

co-captain won't listen to anything you

have to say

yes yes i've been trying to tell you if

a few stone slabs were retrieved from

the dark side of the island and they

could be used to build a wall to stop

the lava

brilliant uh actually no that's not it

at all all we have to do is good idea

king we're on it

but captain i don't think the king was

done explaining his plan

what's there to explain it's so obvious

what else could it be

michelle as co-captain i'm ordering you

to put a cork in it

let's have a lot less thinking and a

little more action around here people

got that i believe i see the region he's

referring to

i got the coordinates right here captain

then let's take a dive

to the dark side

it would appear to me that we are for

all intents and purposes

dude

no rook

[Music]

hey king we've got the stones and we're

ready to build

no captain you don't understand you need

to listen to me

that isn't going to work now if you'll

place the first one along the edge of

the lava we can along the edge

we can do better than that watch this

there's fast and easy perfect now

mitchell to the comet lounge top speed

[Music]

captain blinkings and beatings

again what now

it's worse

[Applause]

you were right michelle we didn't take

our time and we made mistakes

captain zijo jason and i have realized

something

can't stop it tried everything captain

we have tried everything except

listening listening what do you mean

grandmom told us enthusiasm without

knowledge is no good

and haste makes mistakes

translated means is this a tongue

twister

oh wait i think i know rushing to do

things in your enthusiasm instead of

taking time to understand and think

causes problems because you'll just make

a mess if you hurry

yeah big mess right we've been in such a

hurry to get back to the comet lounge

for saul's aurora borealis fruit punch

that we've been

running with the first ideas that popped

into our heads

nobody listened to the tiki king you're

right

it's all been a big fiery lava spewing

popcorn popping mess how about a little

less action and a lot more listening

around here people

[Music]

captain please don't cut me off we'll

run a lot of time it's not necessarily

divert the lava we have a

plan dead

yo listen to me yes your majesty

we are i should have done that in the

first place and

now i've made things worse i apologize

sir

oh well um apology accepted my good man

penguin sorry i thank you sir

is there anything we can still do

actually

yes do tell your majesty well

we'll need several new snaps of stone

[Music]

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[Applause]

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i'm sorry

[Music]

look

[Music]

[Applause]

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oh

[Music]

[Applause]

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[Applause]

well i must say your majesty that it

never would have occurred to me that you

wouldn't want the lava flow stopped at

all oh

are you kidding just look at all the new

beachfront it's making

[Music]

i hear you sir because i'm taking time

to listen

um hello captain mahalo nui

say does that happy look on your face

mean we're done here

yes we are unless you want to hang out

and enjoy the beach

love to your majesty kevin

[Music]

it's time to ride luna kahuna cool

[Music]

[Applause]

so

[Music]

there's an aurora borealis punch with

our names on it

[Applause]

[Music]

and bless grandma and mommy and daddy

amen

i am so tired what a long day

volcanoes being co-captain and all my

chores when we got home sweet dreams my

sweets

you too grandma oh and thank you for the

spit spot job you did with all your

chores this evening you two

you're welcome grandma good night

hold on jason are you sure you did all

of your chores

yeah boy

next time i'll slow down and do it right

the first time

i promise

thanks jess you're the best

semester oh

god jason

[Music]

jason

sweet dreams jason

[Music]

hello

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you