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03x04 - Promises, Promises

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "3-2-1 Penguins!". Aired: October 6, 2007 – November 13, 2008.*
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Twin siblings Jason and Michelle are spending the summer with their British grandmother, who they call Grandmum, in Pennsylvania's Poconos region.

03x04 - Promises, Promises

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[Laughter]

oh my

fizzy wigs in rare form today

hey grandma may i see the comics when

you're through right not love

why not last sunday didn't you promise

jason that he could read the comics

first

oh he's upstairs brushing his teeth you

won't even know

oh a promise is a promise if you can't

hold up your end of the bargain

you shouldn't say you can

but like you promised you'd polish me

black shoes for church

i know but i was playing with miss

pretty pretty

sorry but nobody looks like your shoes

grand mom

oh that's not the point pumpkin when you

made a promise

i depended on you to make my shoes shine

like stars

if you break it my trust in you comes

crashing down

i guess but it's like the good book says

it's better not to make a promise than

to make a promise and not fulfill it

that's in proverbs ecclesiastes actually

you see promises of precious love you

shouldn't go breaking them

understand pumpkin oh i better whip up

breakfast

i believe i have some fresh kippers

michelle you forgot to polish grandma's

shoes

how do you know they're not polished

it's pretty obvious

i can't see my face in them

hey you promised i could read the comics

first this week

you can still have them after me what's

the big deal

the big deal is i won't get the comics

until after church

because it's almost time to go breakfast

[Music]

yes

welcome aboard missy but we're about to

eat breakfast

we'll have you back in a jiffy

let's sing a little song with eight

little words but a rocket ship

and flightless birds

[Music]

vigil

kevin

three two

[Music]

one

[Music]

uh oh i'm supposed to polish grandmom's

shoes

i guess i can do it when i get back sure

do it later

anyway we're about to eat hope you like

hot porridge

queen yes cream

and a little brown sugar

okay kevin we're all impressed with your

culinary skills

no i'll just cook breakfast

here's the scoop cadet we got a distress

call from this little uh

sock monkey girl right here on planet

cross your heart

it seems she needs assistance rescuing

her entire planet which is covered with

grape soda

really i love grape soda

[Music]

on the other hand i guess sometimes you

can have too much of a good thing

it looks like we're too late no no

there's still time to save them

the city where everyone lives is

protected inside a glass dome

wow sock monkeys under glass we have to

drain the grape soda off the planet

before the dome cracks

what's the place called again planet

what

cross your heart jinx

[Music]

whatever's the matter captain what

jinxed him you

what he drinks him the captain can't

talk now

oh perhaps i can remedy the situation uh

no

doc it's a game the captain can't talk

until someone says his name

interesting it can't speak

[Music]

i could get used to this well

we should be off what say my sentiments

exactly

[Music]

bonsai

[Music]

so doc any ideas on how to get inside

the dome

hmm i believe we'll have to slide down

through that ventilation shaft

would be painful you have a better idea

captain

didn't think so how

[Applause]

hi there you must be fuzzy i that's me

would you be from the federation come to

rescue us yes my name is michelle

and this is our scientist his name is

vigil

greetings this is my other friend his

name is kevin

hello and this is the captain

welcome to cross your hearts captain

a strong silent type arena what seems to

be your dilemma

other than being completely submerged in

snack drink well

this crack is making the wall weak and

if the wall breaks the whole city will

be destroyed

other than that no biggie

oh dear well this is more dire than we

were led to believe

yeah we figured we'd just come here

drain off the grape soda and voila

problem solved not going to work

michelle i noticed the leak this morning

i've been standing here ever since

and the cracks getting bigger does

anyone else know about this

yes the mayor i said it would stay here

until the repair crew arrives

when will they be here the mayor

promised they'd be here later this

afternoon

and you're afraid he won't keep his

promise exactly

for one thing he doesn't know how big

the cracks getting and another

i can't sit here all day i'm sure

someone else can plug this wall until he

gets back

besides i promise me mom i clean me room

[Music]

my name is

[Music]

my name is

[Music]

that's funny

[Music]

the big problem is i can't keep my

promise to me mommy

i said i'd clean me room before lunch

it's almost lunch time now

[Music]

can you fix the wall vigil oh i'm afraid

my toolbox is back on the ship

ideas anyone

i have an idea i could take fuzzy's

place

[Music]

oh you mean it you'd stay here until i

finished cleaning the room

sure after all i came to help

you promise to keep your finger here if

you promise to come right back

the crack seems to be stabilizing it

should hold until i get my tools

just promise you'll hurry back my

fingers turning purple already

so it is i can't promise anything but i

will try my best to zip to the ship

and zip back

pretty tricky move getting me back up

here no problem

hey i was getting ready to break for

lunch want to stick around for a bite

i brought watercress sandwiches what a

favorite oh but i said i'd go back

but did you promise no i didn't promise

and since that crack did seem to be

holding i guess a quick bite wouldn't be

out of order

and anyway the repair crew is on the way

[Music]

oh michelle we're hungry you want to

find something to eat

do you mind of course not just bring me

back something okay

but no kippers no kids got it

[Applause]

[Music]

i hope everyone here likes bright soda

you're gonna be swimming in it

[Music]

i said you hungry

you you said my name i i can speak

yahoo free at last i can speak

freedom like a bird flown from a cage is

my

happy tongue let's see corned beef and

cabbage tabbouleh peanut butter surprise

banana nut muffins and looky here

faloofoo

the wall's going to give i need to get

help but i promised i'd stay here until

fuzzy got back

but things have changed since i made

that promise the wall's getting

worse oh my fingers are turning purple

[Music]

there that ought to hold things until i

can get help

oh no the lake where's fuzzy she

promised to stay here till i come back

who are you i'm vigilant the federation

who are you i'm the mayor across your

heart where's fuzzy i have no idea

where's michelle who

she promised to stay here i know now

she's gone i thought you didn't know

about michelle

who the girl who promised to stay here

but

he promised to stay here

[Music]

they're not coming

oh look at this grape stand on my

cardigan mommy's gonna be mad if i don't

get it out

one more time to do it besides this is

fun

[Music]

[Laughter]

excellent now to dry off

[Music]

what are you doing here drying off i had

to wash my blouse

but i waited hours for you you said

you'd be right back

you promised i know but then i saw this

stain on my blouse and washed it

then it had to dry off i thought you had

to clean your room

oh yeah that too but i figured one more

day wouldn't matter

but maybe i should clean it see ya

hey i was waiting for you

[Music]

hello what's this

we got you lunch thank you kevin thank

you ziggle

you're welcome jinx

hey where's the grape soda coming from

oh no what have i done

[Music]

oh

[Music]

[Laughter]

slow down doc tell me what's wrong maybe

maybe help slowly doc tell me what you

need

a giant sponge a mop in a licensed

plumber would be nice

come on doc put a sock in it what why

that's a very good idea

oh no this is all my fault your fault

who are you i promised i would keep the

leak stopped up and i didn't

now look what happened no it's my fault

fozzie there you are hi father what have

you got to say for yourself

i'm sorry i promised to stay here and

left to clean my room which i should

have done already and i broke my promise

and now we're in trouble

young lady if my tail section wasn't

wedged in this wall like a cork in a

bottle

you would be in very big trouble pardon

me for interrupting

but before we start getting everyone in

trouble shouldn't we figure out a way to

fix this

yes i'm afraid you're hindquarters are

not a permanent solution

my tools are quite inadequate for this

type of work

well what you propose i suggest

[Music]

this is mitchell over

hello hello anyone there kevin

vigil captain this is some kind of joke

who's there

hello hello allow me

mitchell vigil here that was the captain

but no time for that now

we need help what's going on now the

leak has gotten bigger the monkey dome

is doomed

can you assist sorry doc i don't have a

straw big enough

besides that would be a major brain

freeze

huh what's everybody looking at

huh what

[Music]

oh come on now you can't be thinking

what i think you're thinking

oh yes we can and we

are you made promises to us

we depended on you you let us down well

you made promises too so you started it

now sounds like somebody's been dropping

the ball

you see if a promise isn't kept it's

kinda like this row of dominoes

how so like i promise every domino

depends on the other

as long as you keep them standing

everything's fine

but as soon as somebody lets somebody

down

each one is like a broken prompt it's

better not to make a promise at all

than to make a promise and not keep it

where have i heard that before what

should we do then

well lassie before you say i promise

think

and make sure you can follow through

promises are good

but they're not to be taken lightly

they're precious

so you shouldn't break them

but i promised too many things to too

many people and now i've let

everyone down and more than dominoes are

going to fall now

[Music]

oh my the entire structure is becoming

unstable

so now what do you have to say for

yourselves

i'm sorry fuzzy i'm sorry too michelle

and i'm really sorry everybody

well oh i'm sorry too

[Music]

michelle doctor you're in luck i think i

have a solution

dad just hold on

we're gonna take care of everything

really do you promise

but of course what she means here on

earth that we're going to do

our best and hope that it works

you sure you can use this much grape

soda soul no problem mitchell

i've already sent a ship to pick it up

and that's a promise

there it is so you kept your promise

now the good book says it's better not

to make a promise than to make a promise

and not fulfill it

moral lessons and rescue ships you're a

full service lounge act seoul

something's got me tail i'm being folded

oh we have to plug up the hole look

the soda is gone the planet is saved

i'm going home right now to clean my

room like i promised i guess the best

thing

to do is not to make a promise unless

you're sure you can keep it

because when you break a promise bad

things happen

and what should you do if you break a

promise young lady if you break a

promise you should fix it right away

right before everything comes crashing

down

right vigil vigil

my name my sweet name

you're right doctor that's right indeed

yes nothing could be ryder

wouldn't you agree kevin

yes jinx gotcha

i jinxed you kevin yes i jinxed kevin

now kevin can't say anything don't say

kevin's name

joke's on you now kevin

michelle you haven't eaten breakfast and

now we have to leave for church

i know grandma but i had to polish your

shoes

a promise is a promise well it sounds to

me like you've learned a valuable lesson

before we got to church

yep i learned that if i make a promise

i'd better follow through with it

because people depend on me

oh i'm sorry the kippers are gone now

but i left you a piece of toast in the

kitchen

grab it while i get the car you can read

these first

right after we get back from church

jason

like i promised last sunday oh

there's sticky purple stuff all over

them

what happened i'll explain later it's a

long

story you're gonna love it it better be

worth getting the comics all messy

oh it is he promise promise

i know better than that

[Music]

good night dears sleep tight and don't

forget to say your prayers

thank you for this exciting wonderful

day and for all the fun we had

please bless mom and dad and sigil

and majel and vigil and kevin amen

[Music]

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