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03x07 - In the Big House

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "3-2-1 Penguins!". Aired: October 6, 2007 – November 13, 2008.*
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Twin siblings Jason and Michelle are spending the summer with their British grandmother, who they call Grandmum, in Pennsylvania's Poconos region.

03x07 - In the Big House

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[Applause]

hey michelle watch out this is

rapid stuff you break it i know jason

this is really hard

hold on a little help

i can't help you now i'm gonna see if i

can get it to fly

downstairs

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ah i'm so sorry are you all right

um it's pretty pretty did jason step on

you

what you don't know anything about

flying an rc

plane well how am i supposed to know i

asked you for help

but you wouldn't well i was busy could

you please show me how

god helps those who help themselves

that's not in the good book

that's ben franklin come on jason they

never ask you for help

don't you think i deserve a little oh

she's right about that

jason you know that the good book

reminds us to be helpful to everyone

i remember do not withhold good from

those who deserve it

when it is in your power to act are

those for us naturally

maybe you could show a helping hand

right now i see an opportunity

jason before you enjoy another one of my

persimmon nutcrunch dandies

i'd like you to think more about how to

offer some help instead of making

excuses not to i'm not quite as hungry

as i thought anyway

well as you wish but they'll be in the

kitchen when you muffins need a snack

gotcha in the kitchen

hi guys jason can you help me with the

plane now

later michelle this dress call coming in

cadets

we gotta move think you can grab them

both at once i believe so

i saw it in a cartoon once

oh dear

let's sing a little song with eight

little words like a rocket ship

and flightless birds

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three two

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captain's blog on our way to answer a

distress signal

we just made a startling discovery a

galeazel

isn't built for two

i fear that the problem is the metric

magnetic

matter dispersal why yes oh no

not again but not to worry i'm sure

another one will turn up

eventually

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what was that that was the distress

signal

shh we're putting the call on screen now

i'll get to work on this

greetings i'm captain sigil oh good

afternoon

captain thank you for answering our plea

what seems to be the trouble cowgirl

well we're in desperate need of

assistance mr penguin captain

you see there was this moon

right and let me guess you were jumping

over it

precisely we all were

when all of a sudden a shockingly

sinister ship just

popped out of nowhere shocking

diabolical

sneaky chalkley no

we were terribly startled you see and

well

we stampeded just ran for it you

understand of course

finally when we calmed down we had to

crash land on this

grassless speck of rock here

only then did we find that the villain

had rustled

our fuel catalyst module miss

space cow ma'am that sounds bad and all

but

how can we help you we don't have any

thingies perhaps captain if we inspected

the damage

we'll find exactly what we need to do to

help them with their fuel module

right we'll hoof it over to you i mean

be there in a jiffy

approaching bovine ship now captain well

let's invite old bessie aboard and find

out what the problem is

engaging transport

welcome aboard or should i say moo

uh yes now please describe your fuel

module

and perhaps we can construct a new one

yes yes doctor

the module is like a big oh what's it

called

it's round a battery a photoplasma cells

no no and and lumpy firewood

an atomic fusion reaction no

and somewhat chewy a cookie a cookie

yes that's it a cookie preferably one of

those persimmon nutcrutch dandies

wait a minute you really run on cookies

that's not so strange captain so does

kevin

and milk exactly both milk and cookies

we already have the milk of course but

you need the cookie

affirmative without it we can't

sorry cow thing let's see if we can find

out who stole your cookies

zoom in baron von cavitis was here

i knew it we have to stop the villain

cavities

he's a bad guy remember maybe we

shouldn't get involved

after all it's not like he stole our

cookie

okay fine but where in the cosmos are we

going to find

a persimmon nutcrunch dandy at this hour

jason

what about grandmom's cookies that would

help them

help them then it'll take us longer to

get home

we don't have time for that anyway

michelle

the weasel is broken without it to make

us big again

back in grandma's cottage we'd be

smaller than mice

well we have to make time to help our

friends but i'm afraid he's right about

the gleason

and without a new metric magnetic matter

disperser to fix it

what was that what did you say doctor

magnetic matter disperser

yes ma'am it's crucial to what an

amazing coincidence

it turns out i've got something very

similar with this work

don't get all excited just yet michelle

we haven't even gotten that cookie

in anticipation of that i've devised a

scenario for optimum bakery convection

retrieval and implementation

i've got a plan oh movie time

kevin get the lights midgel popcorn

we fly home the kids get big we stay

small

the kids get the cookie the cookie gets

small the kids get small again

we fly to the cows the cookie gets big

we give the small cows the big cookie

we fly home small the kids get big we

leave small

the end this picture's got everything

laughter pathos adventure two thumbs up

let's do it

hey that's my line

okay doctor are you ready with the

galeazel well

yes and no you see this metric magnetic

matter disperser isn't metric

not metric why oh why don't they catch

up with the rest of the world

why does disaster follow us at every

turn why

i wasn't done oh sorry so

can you get it to work yes i can but

it's going to take significantly more

power than usual to charge it up

sounds like we need to split up good

idea mitchell

you and i should work on powering up the

gleazel well kevin and i take jason and

get the cookie

right doctor captain we got an even

bigger problem

the ladder door to the rest of the house

is shut

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come on

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come here

could we do it again this had better be

a really good cookie jason

michelle mind your step you're a tad

small to be rearranging the furniture

let's make it happen people go go

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oh

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a little more to the left and it will be

perfectly aligned with the sun

aye aye doctor good tell me when to stop

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smell that who doesn't love barbecues

surprised to see me penguins well

we don't have extra juice boxes for you

if that's what you mean

well lucky for you i didn't come for a

juice box

i've come for your gleason

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plus i want another cookie the one i

took from

those cows was quite yummy

well your taste buds are just going to

have to wait hamster

fiend

look out

come on you can do it you can do

it

jumping jupiter

[Laughter]

that was so easy like stealing cookies

from a cow

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okay kevin here's the fun part operation

cookie rack attack

watch and learn michelle you and kevin

just get ready to catch it

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hmm

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[Applause]

what

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goodness what was that noise oh my

cookies oh those raccoons

what a disaster i say forget the cows

and focus on

getting back to our normal size we can't

give up

we have to help them why i tried being

helpful but it's not working

and we've got our own stuff to take care

of but we're the only ones who can help

them with their fuel module

we're the ones with the cookie but we're

in way over our heads

let's just get out of here while we're

getting good could be worse

oh yeah how

oh great that was our only way out

of here now we're stuck down here

jason settle down i've still got mine

but i need your help

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you're serious aren't you

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this is your last waltz cavities oh

is that elvis what where

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jason this is the only way no way

michelle

i am not getting on any radio controlled

cookies with you behind the wheel

kevin what are you

go go go

oh there we go

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did someone smell barbecue

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it's no use the council just have to

find somebody else's cookie

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do not withhold good from those who

deserve it

when it is in your power to act

grandmom's right so is michelle

it's not okay to hold back help when

someone really needs it

we're the only hope for the cows now

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michelle bring the cookie around again

it's helping time

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much better sis thanks jason kevin

help me out of here cavanus is here he's

in the attic

wait kevin i have a plan

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doctor

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you know i didn't get my cookie but

there will be one

teeny tiny consolation you are going to

be one tiny penguin now

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stop them stop them you're doing great

sis

now come around and strafe cavities

that's not helping me loop the loop and

k*ll my haircut

why didn't you say so

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oh no stop god

here's your cookie cave

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and even though several of my crew sat

on it and drove it around a little bit

it should still be clean enough for i'm

sorry captain

but i thought you understood it needs to

be a very

large cookie oh

yes of course we knew that doctor

you forgot to bigger eyes it you know

make it more large-ish

what's wrong doc i was only able to

charge the galeesel enough for

two uses and since the first shrunk

cavities

and the cookie that leaves only one shot

left

only one shot michelle

we need to use it on ourselves it's our

only chance to get home

i want to go home too jason

but what about the cows do we just leave

them stranded

remember do not withhold good from those

who deserve it

when it is in your power to act i know

it means we need to help them can if we

don't

who will

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oh thank you so much all of you

and especially you two i know what this

cost you to help us

and there is a way that we can help you

may idea now that you've restored our

ship to full

power look what we can do

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doctor why it's completely charged

it's as good as new before we take you

home cadets

just wanted to say thank you for helping

us finally rid the galaxy of

cavities well almost

and thank you for giving us people who

help us

and lots of opportunities to help others

and may we never forget to help when we

see those in need

especially if we have the power to help

them

amen just coming up to talking you to

crickets

oh and jason i found this in the kitchen

and i'm afraid i stepped on it that's

okay grandmom i can fix that

easily would you like to help michelle

you

bet oh you know crumpets i'm so glad you

two are having a good time at the

cottage

when you first arrived i was a wee bit

afraid that you would soon get bored

what with no friends nearby but i'm

grateful to see that you're getting

along so well

i guess this is just a special place

with lots of surprises

that's what granddad always said

pleasant memories good night pumpkins

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so

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do

you