01x05 - Don Coyote Meets Robin Hood

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Don Quixote your function what is it

next time can we take this trip in the

daytime it's too dark to see anything I

can't see anything

I don't coyote promise no harm shall

befall you Sancho my man besides there's

nothing in the forest except a toothless

tech mouth man

how about signal and when you're gonna

stop do teeth mal Cisco hohoho Don

Quixote of course not it's merely a

fragment at there a fragment of the

figment he was gonna say that strangers

you're trespassing untrue i path not one

thing of solitary tress I think he means

we shouldn't be here I'll go along with

that I'll be right behind you I must be

certain powerful funny of me my arteries

knock off the hose and get the hoe down

here and we'll scarlet oh-h*-h*

those guys are to rent themselves out

for laugh tracks wait I have an idea why

not join my merry men usually we do

severely when tresspasses button top

fortunately for you we need help to set

a trap

aha a trap you say no doubt to capture

some cool awesome I'm a rotting beef I

hope not and who better to vanquish this

dire denizen than I done coyote we

accept shall we get to the task at hand

to become true merry men you must pass

the hohoho test but of course rule rule

congratulations a very good score your

turn my friend we must set our trap post

tastes perfect just release that sapling

Andy we've got them before this need of

traps well I have my trusty Lance and

Noble ruffle nuts at the Rosenman

triptan rationality precisely allow me

to demonstrate

no way I'm gonna charge what I can't see

what I'm charged him ah if I decided the

elusive Beast I would have done him in

beast oh there's no deeper lands done

coyote our trap is for a rich man which

I am home is famous robber from

humiliatin fragile to think a night such

as I am in the company of a wrongdoer

cover the trap in the spring this robber

to justice foothold VC lovely

who did that he did well what do you

know knock it off this is Lou time for

merriment now we must find the

properties Pharisee wanted really badly

Robin Hood see Sheriff of Nottingham

right around corner

hello man they're done coyote to see the

sheriff I'm a sheriff what do you want

John said you didn't spare me the

cornball theatrics

fear not Sheriff I done coyote a doer of

good deeds another important stuff have

apprehended Robin Hood no need for

thanks

just doing my duty did you know about

the reward no good don't just stand

there like a don't don't

4-pin charm that I had greatest to

myself have captured Robin

oh the Prince wishes me to bring Robin

Hood to the castle go tell the Prince

I'll be delighted

essential bringing that foolish fellow

to justice is almost as satisfying done

coyote evading uh Don coyote there's a

fair damsel in distress but BC I see a

damsel in distress you do poor creature

is probably being attacked by a dragon

or a reasonable facsimile

there are do not fret for damn fall I

done coyote have robbed did your dragon

I don't care about some dumb dragon

I am Maid Marian and the man I was gonna

marry took a powder

hmm who would do such a dastardly thing

- for the beauty of Danville he's a

really wonderful person defender of the

downtrodden protector of the poor and a

pretty good dancer besides oh love is

blind central but still I must teach her

betrayer some manners

his name madam his name everyone knows

Robin Hood Robin Hood you say hey I just

might know of his whereabouts yeah

whereabouts meet at the local slammer I

am afraid to ask but what do we do now

would I allow this poor maiden heart to

be rent asunder

we must go rescue I know I should be the

first

damn coyote it says never mind how about

we do the same

I believe that pitiful damsel to our

white surely just I hope you have a safe

clever plan to rescue Robin Hood that's

one way of sneaking up Don Quixote Robin

Hood is Matthew Lee self true I had the

opportunity to observe that at close

range well I could have told you that

the sheriff took Robin Hood to the

castle fortune smiles upon us

don't gone

i'ma taking a bath and an 80 even

Saturday do not despair

I shall devise a plan man how'd I get so

lucky just don't rock the boat

you wish we had a plan B surprise this

is Plan B plan a was too complicated

tell Prince John I'm here like an oddly

wait to see the princes expression oh

I'll be handsomely rewarded maybe even

the picture when you in my office hmm

my perfect plan has a glitch in it how

do I dumb coyote get from up here to

down there aha the answer a rope what

could be more Swift and silent

what is that what was that there it goes

again who is ringing that infernal email

Oh sire the noise will not disturb you

once you feast your eyes on are you to

reunite two lovers then show the most

important quest of any now turn Robin

Hood over to they share them well yeah

what are you I've got sight for yourself

ah merely a slight misunderstanding if

you will a h* h* h* h* I name a message

everything I hope guys stop

signed Robin Hood stop Robin say stop so

let him go oh boy

mr. Hood's North arrived just in time

all this galloping around sure works up

a thirst yeah sometimes I wished I was

back on the farm

can I bet this she's gonna be one of

them times

observe Sancho something was deflating

the hood

you will hand over your gold and your

baubles bangles and beads don't believe

it Little John and will Scarlett are

robbers petty thieves even here we go

again

coyote yes you again I'll go away I have

captured two Phyllis merry men Merry Men

well perhaps I spoke a bit hastily you

don't want a reward to you and I'd never

accept recompense for fulfilling your

for obligaciones is that a no yes it

signal oh you're my kind of guy we're

going for Prince John but I catch a to

marry man

the prince will see you in the throne

room inform pinch John we will be there

I'm outta here happy couple if that's

happy I'd hate to see sad and one fray

tell if a wedding to be forget it

the wedding's off what dastardly cur

dares to deflect for nuptial I'll

dismantle them I'll devastate him I owe

my best man Little John has disappeared

and will Scarlett - who was gonna play

his lute at our wedding I'll I'll be

back shortly

you mean you are going to spring those

married

where I'm getting so I could find this

place blindfolded no I saw you coming

and figured I'd save you all that

trouble like the last time I'm here to

run the right to write a book to free

the merry men too late the sheriff took

them to the throne room of the castle

yeah well I guess we can call it a day

if we only had a guide to the castle you

maybe this guide to the castle might

help

I hate bugging skis the sheriff sells

these as a sideline see there's the

throne room right above where they store

stuff a storeroom you say ah I see the

plan germinating

aha the service entrance just staff

indicated that their diagram could have

saved my turn back the last time you're

back I was the one on the bottom high

Gentry should start just about here okay

if you say so

surely your highness after risking my

life to capture these two dangerous

applause I deserve a very odd would you

believe a teeny-tiny reward oh thank you

due to my fearless effort it appears the

wedding may now proceed

what unhand me varlet I'll be forced to

do bodily harm Shh I don't want Robin in

the bride-to-be to hear it's my wedding

present

what do you think

you're such a true friend to spend so

much for a gift spend oh are you kidding

I listed it from a robber who robbed it

from a robber baron no he's a SETI magic

world guess where we're going well I

don't need 20 questions

it's done coyote sheriff I thought

you'll I know trouble not so I've

captured a rubber and if ill-gotten cask

of two L's did you say who else no you

will don't you want the robber to Robin

oh yes of course messenger messenger

greeting we are back I hope we're not

too late for the wedding that can be no

ceremony without the man to perform it

Friar Tuck is missing aah fire tuck you

thing are ye turns will he go around

here your talk is in the castle dungeon

I should know gimme one good reason why

we should be a bill well if we don't we

can get caught and throw to the dungeon

or end up working for the sheriff or be

sold to a junkman or not already I just

wanted one reason are you certain that

these are all the jewels why of course

your highness may the castle collapse of

my head if I speak falsely

all that was my detail

that window seems quite firmly

entrenched

great window crummy castle and do you

made Marian I take this merry man Robin

Hood to be your merry man to think that

I'm done coyotes we've able to bring

this all about

knows why this couple should not be Wed

let him speak now or forever hold on

wait began it's a sheriff my trusty

Lance will make him fief and desist

sorry old

trying to stop this wedding but I don't

want to stop the wedding

I just want to join your merry man oh

right

listen hear ye hear ye Prince John

offers a huge reward for the capture of

the ex Sheriff of Nottingham

how glorious that I have made everyone

so

oh I almost forgot your wedding present

oh wait a minute he robbed those jewels

from me

did I hear someone say it using anything

you didn't hear no no you didn't hear

something