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01x06 - Rosinante by a Nose

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Don Coyote and Sancho Panda". Aired: September 16, 1990 – December 8, 1991.*
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Don Coyote is a swordsman who travels the land in search of adventure, with the help of his noble horse Rosinante, Sancho Panda and his cynical donkey, Dapple.

01x06 - Rosinante by a Nose

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there's nothing like the smell of grapes

reckoning in the fun a tough Sancho may

shimmer bottle every never died

we're gonna die if we don't get out of

this Sun hope what goes there take your

choice

a dragon an ogre a demon demon daring to

defy me

one out of three isn't bad lordy see

maybe it's just a weeping willow waving

in the wind that monster has frightened

that dance of horse no Don Quixote

it's just jumping offense of course it

is wouldn't you jump if you were

fighting done cobalt II to the rescue -

come on - keep going school spare my

people speed the lady is in dire peril

it caught my ladies I'm right behind you

we'll take a shortcut through the

vineyard

every memory lets on you and your two

sisters will always have a protector in

done coyote at least you didn't say Who

am I done coyote so far so good anyone

has devious despicable and dastardly as

you bear in Tobruk flattery will not

change my evil mind my dear your

mortgage payment is due in four days you

don't I move in

you move out into the cold it seems like

a job for Don coyote I was just gonna

say that you'll get paid after these

Sunday when my horse Firefly wins the

steeplechase I wouldn't be so sure of

that

Wow that's a real fine looking filly

look why don't you introduce yourself

say good-looking haven't we met

someplace before

or maybe it was at the veterinarian's be

did tall dark handsome what did she say

she's shy but I could tell she likes me

your feedbag hmm looks like the old

green alfalfa trick I don't like the

look of this some of these don't do it

green alfalfa is bad for the waistline I

don't recall asking your advice hammock

back yeah she really lacks you I was

trying to order normally I don't snack

between meals but since I am sure what

this happen to my girlish figure you'll

be lucky if you can walk how about you

learning to fly

well what have we here the fat farm that

horse couldn't race a barge down a river

you're behind this trick baron

you're deceitful joshua's and disgusting

and delighted to be the new owner of

your chateau there is one way to keep

the chateau in your

marry me I take it you're undecided see

you at the races

wait pardon milady allow me to offer my

services to save your home what can you

do very simple milady

wouldn't the race for you but it can

only be won by the best there's a judge

of horseflesh

I have no equal you could say that again

follow me to wear your colors astride my

noble steed Rover nunu now just a

cotton-pickin minute nobody asked me

those engineers should be put out to

pasture instead of in our legs out to

pasture with right on our side how can

we loo easy soon all these steeds will

be eating our dust

someone mentioned dust Oh

did anyone get the license of the truck

that ran over me

who is this junk collector ifer and the

ladies champion I shall be raping in her

place that Bob that's our back beg of

Ben's old dog there no need to get

personal you're a stranger here allow me

to show you the cars why that's very

gracious of you I'm taking a little

warmer follow me

it's not a horse it's a hurricane with

hoofs can Roca boo-boo let's show them

what we can do what so hard about this

steeplechase business hey someone left

the hedge in the middle of the racetrack

which got enough to run I'm supposed to

jump - oh boy but that won't stop us

will it Rosie Rosie

oh um somewhere rosa ninety uh who me

are just going out for a little stroll

with your horse blanket how did that get

there you wouldn't be running away now

would running away oh that's the most

ridiculous to graduate so what if I am

wait what about Sibel and Don coyote

don't you feel bad about letting them

BAM I can't race I've taken so much

punishment I'm gonna shuffle along while

I'm still able to shuffle see ya hey

what was that for for you

you are the bravest horse I have ever

met ooh sacrificing yourself to compete

in this Depot chase for us yeah I see go

ahead dear I've carried on coyote into

battles that make the steeplechase look

like a picnic nothing that any other

matchless steed wouldn't do my duty to

uphold the code of a knight's brave

steel yep

you also forgot to wipe off that

lipstick

faster Oh Samantha at this rate you'll

finish the steeplechase next either this

rate of the dishes people chase on a

stretcher habits of second thoughts

not to mention third one two buckle my

shoe three four but am I doing this for

thunderclap has to put up with this kind

of punishment oh I really needed this

you're complaining and I'm getting

seasick lighten up will ya now that's

more like it

this is easier than I thought I just

didn't think far enough

come on Rosie see if you're gonna do one

more well I guess one is enough yeah

time to head back to the old stable have

a little lunch and then a nice long nap

okay now that you're loosened up it's

time to begin your work let me get this

straight I have to run jump and swim

keep your eye on them I don't want them

getting any banter

what an interesting sport a brisk run a

jump and then a refreshing swim I think

I'll just sit it out these Spanish

peppers will put some alayan here you go

Rosie I've got a pick-me-up for you

this there was too much pepper in those

peppers did you see that what we can't

take a chance as it says on my family's

coat of arms what's the sound of winning

if we come this steam is harder for

those Chili Peppers the battle when

neurons forget it I couldn't lift a hoof

you sure sighs oh my sweet this

is a night you'll always remember

oh my father warned me about getting

snared by a woman this one older than

that

it's called drag racing

you've got to get a pretty early in the

morning to fool old Rosen on take home

sweet home oh never did have much luck

with girls

better save lover boy or I may be

running the steeplechase my fate

what a crushing experience and I thought

I was pooped before crash which see how

much pressure is lifted you ask that

oh my came back I'll never complain

about Don coyote again Chico boo

Rosa no no almost time for the big race

are you ready to prove worthy of the

quest wow he must be a lily sound

sleeper Don Quixote Don Quixote Rosa

nothing is missing he can't be he knew

we had an appointment it cancel the

appointment these-- he's gone but where

did you look in the horse bag birdbath

everywhere is that most a toast

hasta luego not now dapple we've got to

find broken aunty if the Belen has taken

him somewhere

I was nightmare we'll go

I think Babel is having a nightmare of

his own I think he's trying to tell us

something

I think he's trying to tell us that Rosa

not he's been kidnapped

this is the Barons worst trick now I

lose the shadow for sure

don't lose hope we'll rescue Rosen on T

and still win the race

I've minutes a lifetime

Oh else your era

now don't worry baron Don Quixote will

be here little Don Quixote good job boy

but the one is many let sir Rosa Nunis

no no you found him

now it's time to ride to the rescue are

you up to the challenge double Dibble

dazzle I know who you're courageous it

is my Lance Sancho good luck see see

rider coming

that sounds familiar

my son Ruth amanti is being held

prisoner by a ghoulish giant are you

afraid something like this was going hmm

that was a very good year come we've got

a race to win my noble steed are you

ready never felt better in my life this

Chateau is as good as mine Don Quixote

is coming yes but tomorrow will be

we can do it there are you mad at me

let's see how he likes there beyond

switcher home

means of hers Arlanda but better be to

get over this can't do it I can if we do

it together

Oh pcs in trouble time for Santos

Spanish peppers up with your muzzle and

get ready to cancel

so the winner of this steeplechase

and here's your prize in gold just in

time to save my shuttle is here save it

if that masked Horseman is who I think

it is as long as I have the Chateau

they'll always be electing the window

for you how generous but for now there

are rights to be wrong a no that's not

right it's wrong it's the whatever don't

work always be enlightened about the

fire

ah thanks honey but we got a ramble a

superhero's got injustice is to fight

and stuff like that that's not to say we

won't be back never forget you that goes

for me too I kinda liked rose a

wonderful boom chica boom go go go