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02x09 - Don Coyote's Fire-Breathing Friend

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Don Coyote and Sancho Panda". Aired: September 16, 1990 – December 8, 1991.*
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Don Coyote is a swordsman who travels the land in search of adventure, with the help of his noble horse Rosinante, Sancho Panda and his cynical donkey, Dapple.

02x09 - Don Coyote's Fire-Breathing Friend

Post by bunniefuu »

Oh

feast your eyes on Inferno moving one

Dryad slaying the dragon move along see

mr. grubo we want to change infernos

name to goldmine we'd make a lot more if

that lily-livered lizard started acting

like a dangerous dragon get in there and

give him a wake-up call well what are

you waiting for how is that mr. Greville

not that loud you idiot the dragon he's

escaped

well mr. Grabow at least there's no

broken bones except the ones you're

gonna get if we don't get back that

dragon Oh a sad state of affairs and Joe

nothing left to challenge my amazing

talent

the tornado be enough of a challenge Don

Quixote

or how about a cyclone did he say a

dragon no he yelled dragon the lifespan

show a challenge worthy of Don coyote an

escaped dragon I shall pursue and slay

this force with Beast its fearsome I

mean this fearsome beast forceless I

said it right I suppose you were

wondering where I was charging to a good

point I must first find the dragon and

then swim but fear not for I shall sue

sis in the rice using why do I have to

carry you mr. grubo's because I can

track inferno better from up here that

dopey dragon is mighty our ticket to

fame and fortune

move it move it I'm Sol central no

dragon can escape me stop hard right you

just told me to never mind what I told

you why with some coyotes tracking

talents that fire breather is as good as

found here that Lackey will just let

this night fight infernal for us all we

have to do is far though how do you know

the dragon came this way TC aha there's

your answer

where there's smoke there's a

fire-breathing dragon

success is found Inferno let's go hello

tis only a geyser a slight

miscalculation

miss kau kau Lu of kids I made a boo-boo

that one's got to be around here

somewhere maybe ask Mike risk is a

failure good French oh that wily dragon

has eluded even my magnificent efforts

she looks like we ain't gonna face no

dragon after all that's good news and

that's bad news is them what I think

they is yep dragon prince where else

they got some pretty big cows around

here let's pretend we didn't see him

the faithful steed has his duty wait a

minute what am I saying

central concede I found the dragon's

trail

we are from a challenge is nearer the

chance for a mic a sl*ve all of them

Dragon Warrior they just hope the night

doesn't come out well done

Stanback central with my Facebook feed

I am already to faithful I am crazy

I ain't huh DC are you okay

have no fear done coyotes trusty which

lands will dispatch the fire beast as

soon as I can free my trusty Lance fire

creature come out come out wherever you

are prepare to meet your doom go ahead

get it over with

sit there I did and you want to be a

hero who slay the last dragon then slay

on just a minute you're taking the fun

out of it are you sure you're the

escaped dragon inferno

Inferno sorry about that but Inferno is

a stage name made up for that greedy

grab oh well after he captured me and

dragged me away from my home could swear

I hear talking

my real name is harmony a pleasure to

meet you harmony God

what am i doing how can I be talking to

a dragon oh I thought you'd never ask

well all dragons can talk yeah but who

has time for chitchat with somebody who

wants to slay all I want to do is go

back home to the valley of the dragons

that stay there forever

have you slain that dreaded fire

yet BC not yet I mean poor credit file

dragon you know that huge scaly green

fire-breathing old fat one

come on in I'll introduce you here dad

you think it's Inferno mr. gramo OOP

daddy hi Don coyote I've taken a vow to

escort harmony to its own thank you

I guess the quest went from slaying the

dragon for saving the dragon a Don

Quixote precisely we must see that no

harm before them that the vow includes

our species

there is let's move out yeah for me you

love God poor harmony trapped by though

far let's say pretty good job on us to

man leave them alone for a minute and

look what happens

okay here's the plan we untie the knots

that race down and catch them before

they hit the ground

that's oh well they look good on paper

chicka-boom you'll never know which way

we were

I done coyote Werfel fine those dragon

lepers

especially since harmony already blazed

the trail remember keep your eyes open

while you're on guard

yes sir mr. gramo mr. grubo's got

nothing to worry about with me on the

job Shh

now let us go will you so to free the

dragon crapple

we already freed him ah yes point

occasion a dragon fading a night oh it

was nothing

someone approached her take cover

harmony we're done for how a great big

dragon like that funny will shows what I

know you gentlemen out in grave danger

a vicious low some evil dragon has

escaped predict a local earth he's not

vicious

in fact he's what he means to say he's

vicious dragons no longer exist what he

means to say is precisely this one is

the last of the fire-breathing peace and

I have been ordered to slay an on site

so no more dragons there and who do you

think made those prints would you

believe a large cow

of course that must be from the sea

monster what she monster the fee monster

behind you i order say nothing about sea

monsters no beef

Shh we must tiptoe through the village

steffel awfully as duffle awfully oh

just keep it down ah the coast is clear

follow me careful noise no harm done I

can see the tents because I can't say

anything at all

well at least nobody heard anything

dizzy all quietly see let's get moving

I've met it's away without attracting

any attention attention

did I hear an echo

that's no echo that's trouble he'd know

something in DC it's back to the castle

students now that we've seen all the

statues what is why it's a neural statue

a perfect depiction of st. George and

the dragon

after the master accost a delinquent

little doubt notice tonight strong of

cheap King arrived a true knight ready

for anything

pigeon a typical lingua Dutch I can't

wait to bring the rest of the class to

see this new exhibit our pretty

interesting right mr. Crabb

we tested it only one thing fighting in

the portal let's go shoo this is statue

trick worked

it's okay you can relax Don Quixote

everybody's gone not quite everyone

become wicked thief good work harmony

now that's what I call a perfect

collaboration configuration that's what

I call teamwork

that's what I call a sneeze gesundheit

mr. Grabow since when do i sneeze flames

sh**t in come what does sneeze flames

how many guesses do I get oh that phone

is statue was my dragon bubbly night

won't fool me again

it looks like we're feeling that it's

not so clear to be high in DC it is

plateau and laggy and they're catchin a

big pardon noble sir good thou hast

struck me to the valley of the Dragon

surely you don't believe all that

foolishness everybody knows there ain't

any more dragons

oh I'll be on my way

dragons some people who believe anything

but nobody you believe this

see anything on your side

nope nothing but a cowboy guys and a

warden is there a walking haystack where

are they

where'd they go don't worry mr. Grabow

they'll be easy to find all we gotta do

is find the right haystack

you'll be faith here old friend as for

us let's venture into yon in and hit the

hay as I say a little fresh air won't do

us any harm

suffering sombreros but they will it's

those bean bags they must not find our

fire-breathing friend you're sure you

saw a haystack movin well I think so I

could have sworn there was a haystack

there a second ago

we that'll run away haystack on our

hands

will it run too as if I knew we're gonna

find out oh he's white of a feather it's

the Indian have it not we must survive

another linguine statue would you

believe a coyote couch

all right what was that terrible noise

it sounded like an elephant

Sancho were you doing your elephant

imitation again only two people to a

room you know you're hiding someone in

here oh sorry yeah that was close

no problem if - waiting for Don coyote I

knew something was going on in here I

got a feeling this is it mr. gramo

coconuts dark diving

Oh Oh beyond those clouds is the valley

of the dragons ah yes our mission is

almost completed we will soon reach the

parting of the wave why don't you join

up with us harmony then you won't be all

alone Oh No

but there will always be someone trying

to capture the last dragon miss that

grab oh there they are

ah I see what you mean it's too late to

escape them

who what are we going to do that's the

haystack I saw a mystic rebel no you'll

find it nincompoop

it appears Sancho that we need not do

anything

goodbye harmony so long old friend ah

tis good to know you will now be faith

forever

not so safe TC long it's the file Vartan

coyote never buying dc4 mr. gramo we

didn't catch the dragon I never want to

see another dragon as long as I live

you see I thought harmony was the last

of the fire-breathing dragons obviously

the last of the pogrom fire-breathing

dragon benjoe obvious BBC a mind if I

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