02x11 - Don Coyote & the Feudin' Families

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thano my man is a great day to be a

Wandering night a day that unburdens one

from worldly cares oh yeah speak for

yourself that's funny I do feel

unburdened a day that lists one Spirits

your spirits aren't the only thing being

lifted DC CAD what happened

well there goes a great day right down

the drain we got you you Tangles Tango I

don't even walk where's our son that

ugly disguise doesn't fool us ouch hold

on that ugly disguise is him these

aren't them let's go I vow this inol

shall not go un challenge we must chesy

choide uh we must punish those varlets

must we well so so much for being

unburdened

chickaboom yep sure was nice while it

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lasted Zs not again trying to fool us a

Fandango where's my daughter hold it no

let go please these aren't them even

fandangos are better looking than that

come on let's go that does it now we

have two insults to avenge nothing can

stop me help help except maybe a cry for

help let's go Cel I hope that's not

insult number three coming

up help somebody help careful Don coyote

it might be a trap it is a trap and I'm

in it done coyote At Your

Service you've got to help me I'm CIP

Sango as long as I don't have to

pronounce your name I'm at your service

this is my Squire Sancho a

pleasure almost I was running away to

get married to Teresa running away she's

a Tango and I'm a Fandango you're also a

dangerous weapon our families have been

feuding for years they hate each other

well that's no reason for them to string

you up they didn't it's that monster

Rundle he's got Teresa and I'm going to

get

him better him than me I shall rescue

the damsel Teresa with forth uh uh forth

with if anybody needs rescueing it's

them yep you got that

right fret n Philip done coyote to the

rescue haven't you forgotten

something take a nap ah rest well my

young friend you've had a our

D we must be on the alert for any signs

of the fair Teresa thano now look

sharp no I'll never marry you never

never never did you hear that Don coyote

if you mean the church spells yes no no

I'll never marry you never never never I

wouldn't expect you to it would never

work out anyway you're big ugly and mean

why Sano there's no reason to insult me

that wasn't me Don coyote now let me go

there that's what I meant you heard it

too sadly yes Sancho an obvious domestic

spat apparently coming from Yonder

dwelling fortunately we are not their

neighbors but perhaps they can give us

some information they may have a SPI

that Ved grundle you want to see me y

not me Don coyote I think it's Teresa

she's inside hi tell her to wait there

no problem I don't think she's going

anywhere uh oh I don't think you are

either I shall rescue her as soon as I

get down from

this tree I'll teach this villain a

lesson I'll teach you to stay out of my

way be for warned a Fearless Brave

dauntless Champion is ready to do battle

Yeah

me unhand my own SP it or you shall feel

its

Ste that'll teach you to uh defy Don

coyote no no no no they went that way

sh no thanks are necessary consider my

Brave deed as a wedding present that was

just a dream we can never marry she's

right even if we ran away they'd bring

us back

they're there my

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dear they'd stand in the way of Cupid's

arrow how desp Ackle uh how regret aaro

how uh uh how uh how did this Feud get

started anyway it started when my

great-grandfather was a boy he and one

of the Tango kids were playing in the

ruins of an old

castle they discovered this ancient

earth once they got it off they started

f fing over who it belonged to the one

who got it stuck on his head or the one

who got it off and it didn't stop with

the kids the fathers got into the

argument too it took the grandfathers to

decide what to do they'd have a

tournament every year the winning family

would get the trophy which they would

get to

keep till the next

year these games were always fun

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they were always

fair and

equal then one year everything seemed to

go wrong each side accused the other

side of

cheating

you when the battle was over the trophy

was gone each family accused the other

family of stealing it actually nobody

ever found out what happened to it but

our families have been feuding ever

since and that's why we can never marry

never Don coyote never says never hey he

just said never yep three times aha I

have an idea that will reunite your

families once more a thano to think I

shall put an end to years of hatred what

an uplifting experience

oh here we go

again I must alert the families to my

brilliant plan

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first I must get their

attention you got my attention Don

coyote I've good news for you

Fango and good news for you Tango

too the bad news Don coyote is they

don't want to hear the good news maybe

this isn't the best place to be you see

our fames really hate each other I'm

certain I can remedy the problem if I

could meet the family face to face

perhaps no to no will suffice why did

you ring the bell yeah what's up

what's I have a plan to bring an end to

these

hosti uh these

antagon for you to bury the hatchet as

it were

never well he sure got them together

please you must listen to reason no get

lost mind your own business get out of

here at least they all agree on

something why can't they agree on us

getting

married no Fango will ever marry a

Tango no

Tango we'll ever marry a friend Tango

they got that right Teresa's going to

marry

me I have a proposal to make you want to

marry Teresa

no no no not that kind of proposal I

propose that you hold another tournament

a

tournament

again you're kidding the Tango stole the

trophy did not

they but what's to stop the Fandango

from cheating again oh yeah who's going

to keep the Tango honest I don coyote

will personally see to it that this

tournament is conducted Fair

and

square man one thing about D coyote you

sure don't play favorites

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Jacob the first event a foot race

through the woods one

2

ouch

three we must ride swiftly Sancho to

make certain that there's no skull duger

go no hangle pingle and no hangle no

cheating for a minute I thought we'd be

at the finish before you were finished

fter rosan a Rosano a rosini it could be

sundown by the time he gets that out

faster my faithful

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speed so you see poo our vigilance shall

bring the families ever closer together

you tried to cheat I tried to cheat you

tried to cheat your Fandango fool you

Tango

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toad next event the maze run the first

to exit and reach DOA is the winner

Ready

Set H is that known as leaving the scene

of a

accident hey he's cheating looking over

the heads for the exit what did you

expect from those evening

fangles H I know the exit is here here

but I can't get out of course you can

those dirty cheating fandangos got it

blocked Who's Cheating wasn't us you're

cing us

Liars how goes it then Joe you don't

want to know joela is ours no she's

ours and you won't want to know what's

going to happen later

either this time we must be certain

there are no more cries of cheating Sano

it looks to me like like the boats are

ready for the race no

offense but you lack my Keen eye for

detail to be fair neither boat should

bear any extra weight ha scoop sha

beone there now the boat race can begin

with no Advantage for either

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family maybe it's safer to just yell

bang DC good thinking it'll save wear

and tear on my person

bang oh well the better to observe the

boat

race I knew it you sabotage my boat

don't blame me blame yourself you ly

liver cheating cry baby that does it no

more tournament we quick yo some plan

I'm out of this tournament I never want

to see

nothing will bring them together I'd

better see if I can keep them apart my

son will never marry a tangle well my

daughter will never marry a Fandango you

may be right help Teresa is gone gone

did he say gone gone well she was just

here what happened to her I'll give you

three

guesses grindle I mean grundle see you

got it and I got it

our son's running into trouble we've got

to save him forget your son we got to

save our daughter she's the one in

trouble never mind your daughter we got

to Res your son rescuing is my life I'll

lead the way stand back I'll lead the

way I'll lead the way to the

rescue somebody want to rescue

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me sorry D coyote but thanks for

breaking my fall don't mention it Sancho

and I won't mention you breaking my

ribs I hope this is the right way I

guess we'll find out soon enough Don

coyote never take that challenge line

down fear not with done coyote to lead

the way just follow the

arrow but which way to the right no to

the left right

no I wonder if he did that to the arrow

in the foot race we're getting close

Sano I can feel it in my bones help how

and I can hear it in my

ears where danger goes so

done oh Philip my boy Sancho guess who's

hanging around in here and guess who's

going to be hanging around out here till

you find out who else is hanging around

in there you might as well quit squiring

cuz you're mine now never never my

family will find you they'll find my

heart and they'll find trouble but

they'll never find me what the how could

they oh not naughty you've been leaving

a Ribbon Trail for them haven't you so

you might as well let me go not so fast

two can play at that game I got a friend

nearby and I'm going to arrange a little

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meeting D coyote Sano look I don't see a

thing you see my boy timing is

everything and fortunately we are just

time to assist and a rescue but

unfortunately there's a monster in the

way monster that Hay Wagon monster or

haywagon just watch he's going to attack

it Ren

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noodle he's getting away somebody's

blocked the exit try that dumb Don

coyote oh like he must have done at the

maze daddy daddy what's the

problem that's the problem

daddy there they are they're almost to

the other side oh phip help help how

I've got the only

boat what are we going to do D coyote I

know what I'm going to do

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philli since when did you learn how to

swim since right now come on we got to

save Philip step aside we got to rescue

Teresa this requires a peacemaker and a

leader and I nominate me that's where

the cheating came

in yes that's how he and his blunderings

been making peace all through the

tournament

patience we are almost to the Hideway

put me down oh careful you wouldn't want

me to put you down here now would

you no

no look out oh be

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careful look out

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pH look out follow me will you now he's

got them B we got to do

something going to do I know what I'm

going to do get out of the

way have no fear but there's a will

there's a

way and there must be

a I don't think that's the way he had in

mind let go

me hang on lad Make Way for Don C

day there's Philip oh dear grungle got

him watch out the ravine

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I was just climbing back up to help you

I'm lucky you

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did what do you know done coyote finally

did something

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right per chance Philip needs the help

of a highly trained Knight such as

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myself

y a ah the families are cheering me on I

won't disappoint

them cease and assist Viet this may look

like a useless piece of wood but in my

skillful hands thrust Purry Purry thrust

anyway you look at it there I've subdued

you Don coyote emerges triumphant once

again look he's found the trophy grundle

had it all the

time save your thanks my reward is that

the tango and fandangos are friends once

more and your trophy has been found you

mean our trophy wrong it's our trophy

what do you

mean I have a brilliant

solution oh no not another tournament

why not give the trophy to the happy

couple as a wedding present that way it

will belong to both families

y I don't see how you do it D kyote

determination Sancho I was born under

the sign of the bull well the bull sure

came in handy today you're right Sano he

definitely got to the seat of the

problem

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