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01x38 - The Return of the Rat / Great ba*ls of Fire

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat". Aired: September 3, 2001 – October 5, 2002.*
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Sagwa resides in a palace of a magistrate in China in what is assumed to be modern-day Fujian province, as part of a royal family of cats who have the ability to write with their tails.

01x38 - The Return of the Rat / Great ba*ls of Fire

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oh you're the best

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how

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my best friends

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aha

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come on he couldn't have gotten far

yeah he was scared silly that was a good

chase

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all right there he is again

stop him

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chasing me help

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hmm

finally i've made the perfect cookie

i hope

isn't that a swell looking snack

hmm

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i'm gonna have to sample some of that

you hid 12 of these wooden animals

nine-nine that's right

the 12 animals of the zodiac and whoever

finds the most

wins the game find them all

but there's a rabbit and an ox and a pig

and a dog

and

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oh great

now here's a hint you'll find the wooden

figures where the real animals in nature

would be

at least some of them

ready set go

come on hurry

it's the most beautiful one yet bottle

thank you baba i worked really hard to

get it just right

and it shows i think the judge from the

village contest will be

impressed yes yes yes

very impressed well

i'm very impressed and hungry

if i'm gonna get a taste of that

anything nothing

maybe you can slow down

no we have to search all around the pond

maybe you can hurry up

i'm trying come on think of something

i just gotta get that cookie

what do we have here

a rooster i wasn't in the mood for foul

but yeah that

does not taste like chicken

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we need a new plan we never had an

old plan what was my nice hint

we'll find the figures where the real

animals would be

in nature hmm i know bats live in caves

and monkeys hang in trees

okay you fly up and search the trees

excuse me but there are a lot of trees

which i can't wait to check out

i see it the monkey is in this tree here

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great work we have the monkey

and i have a headache great

one animal found eleven more to go

the snake very good dongwa

thanks nine-nine i found it hiding in

the grass near the pond

um where's shequa oh

she's you know looking

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it's not fair i can't find

any hidden animals i'll never win this

zodiac game

zodiac game wow

i get it now how are you doing kid

who are you why i'm the guy who's gonna

help you

win your game huh i just happen to know

where all these uh

figures are hidden you do

really yeah really and if you want

i can help you find them all

but i need you to do something for me

first

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and you can add the pig to my snake very

good

two each it's a close game

but where is sequoia

listen here's the plan i'm gonna start

looking for these animals for you see

yes yes but first i'm gonna need some

food

you know to keep the old energy up sure

no problem mr raptor i'll just grab you

some scraps and

craps no no come back here

i want you to go into the palace and get

a special walnut cookie for me

it's on the desk i shouldn't do that

you wanna win your game don't you

mm-hmm excellent now listen

here's what you gotta do

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i probably shouldn't do this

never mind i'll show dongle i can play

just as good as he can

you look careful i'll check by the

kitchen

oh such a feast um i don't think you're

gonna like this

it's whatever whatever what about the

zodiac animals

how many did you find now what the

animals for my game

you said you'd get them while i got you

the cookie oh

yeah sure kids here you gotta

c*ck-a-doodle-doo

but you already had this piece what

about the others

yeah uh i looked uh but couldn't find

any more

too bad there's the brakes kid but you

said

you would shigura

ow what's this i tried to tell you

it's not a real cookie otto made it out

of clay

clay is that one of the food groups

oh hello there great to see you again

it's been so long

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nice try no really we were in it

together

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look i can explain oh no you don't

last time i listen to you you got fat

and i got in trouble

no really we made a deal my sister

wouldn't make a deal with you wow

huh what well

see ya but you tricked me

you never found any animals like you

said you would

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easy kitties easy

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here's where i

goodbye cookie thanks for the toothache

there

done it's right over here honorable

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judge

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hmm a very well-made piece

excellently shaped wonderfully painted

thank you and look here at these little

marks

they look like teeth marks pure

craftsmanship

true genius true genius

wonderful news i'm so proud of you vado

what can i say i'm an artiste

well sorry for all the trouble gotta go

i know i should have never taken it

i guess i was just not about being so

bad at the game

well you know the rat is in the zodiac

and i haven't found any animals yet

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come on sagua uncle meow will be here

any minute

i know i can't wait we're gonna see so

many things

mountains a huge crater a meteor shower

remember your uncle's taking you on an

imperial expedition

there's going to be a lot of work to do

why can't i go to

mama you're just a little young

that's all yeah and the meteor showers

way past your bedtime anyway

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i'm sorry come on sagua

let's get ready is it true that nobody's

ever found any pieces of the ancient

meteor uncle

one explorer the original eyewitness

came close what happened he

passed away before he could fight any

but luckily we have his original map

and his original scroll describing

where the meteorite might be when uncle

meow puts me in charge

we'll be sure to find that old meteor in

no time i'm the oldest and most

responsible

if anyone leads the expedition it's

gonna be me

well he gave me the map but he gave me

the scroll

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i'm so proud of you you have discovered

a piece

of the ancient meteor

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uncle meow according to my calculations

the shower should begin any second

dongwa you just might work with the

imperial astronomer one day

how about a game of trocho sigura hmm

what about a trip to sing bads you can

help me work on the latest opera

hmm is there anything you want to do

shigura

i wanted to go on the expedition

but you and mama wouldn't let me

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here is where we will get started

come on

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sagwa i have just the job for you i

want you to run messages between the

diggers and the historian

one message

come on dongwa i have a perfect job for

you

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looks like you're really in charge

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look here hey this is written in the old

style

exactly i remember your father mentioned

to me

how well you are doing with your study

of ancient calligraphy

so you want me to leave an expedition

after reading it

no we have plenty of people doing that

i need you to prepare a modern

translation

but there's so much it'll take me

forever to translate this

i'm sure you'll get it done quicker than

you think

look at the expedition leader

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hmm

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so

exciting huh tell me about it

i bet suggest are having so much

fun this stinks

i thought i was gonna be doing some real

exploring

i know i thought i would be digging for

the meteor not

writing i could have stayed home for

that hey

maybe tomorrow something really exciting

will happen

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we have to dig them out

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you two kittens saved the entire

expedition

nice fantasy sagua but i'm sure

tomorrow will be just as boring as today

well

at least the meteor shower will be

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exciting

hey any idea where the best place would

be to watch that meteor shower tonight

hey what's wrong i'm tired of being a

little one

i couldn't go with uncle meow i won't

even get to watch that

neat meteor shower hey don't worry

i'm sure that next year you'll be old

enough to see it

look at me i'm gonna be the first bat in

the imperial circus

you're so silly hmm

i guess the pagoda would be a pretty

great spot

that's a perfect idea i knew you'd have

the answer

what did fufu want shigwa oh he was just

wondering where he could watch the

meteor shower

everyone's going to get to see it but me

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this seems important i better go and

tell uncle meow

phew finally very good

dongwa i'm impressed come quick i think

they found something

[Applause]

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huh

and i don't have to share them with

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anybody

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it's not again i'm always it

now you're in shigura

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come on we have to get ready for dinner

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you two did a wonderful job these past

couple of days

i'm so proud of you

thanks you don't have to pretend uncle

meow

we know that our jobs weren't really

important

not as exciting as you thought they'd be

huh

hmm how do you think that digger knew

where to search for the meteorite i

guess because you and the historian told

his team to search in that area

but you and the historian had to use the

old scroll

to figure out where the meteorite might

be yeah

and and i translated the scroll

and sagua took messages to the diggers

to let them know where to dig

wow so we really did help find

the meteor exactly

you seem to be in better spirits sigua

well

yesterday was kind of yucky but i guess

i had fun today

can i be excused i'm going to go to bed

well i heard there's this big meteor

shower tonight

you wouldn't want to miss that would you

but what about my

bedtime it's a special occasion i think

we can make an exception to the rules

i wonder where would be the best place

to see the shower

the roof is no good and the trees by the

fish pond block the view from there

hmm i know the perfect place

you know what we did a good job finding

that meteor

a great job of course

my job was more important than yours

just kidding

wow this

is the best spot

just think when your brother and sister

come home you can tell them you saw the

same meteor shower they did

not exactly the same they didn't get to

watch it with you

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