02x36 - Snowman is an Island

[bunniefuu]

Oh, look at the pretty flakes! Note we're

like, you know. Isn't this the best

shortcut?Yep, nothing like the great

outdoors. Uh, yeah, right. Are you

sure we're going the right way, Genie?

Have I ever mentioned my semi-phenomenal,

nearly cosmic sense of direction?We're

lost! Hey! I scream, you

scream, we all scream for... frozen

yogurt!Fat-free. We're on the cusp of

bikini season, you know. Another

suggestion from the mind that brought us

the shortcut. I know. Let's play

a game. I spy with my little

eye something that starts with S.

Aah! All of this cheery prattle is making

my ears go numb! Ears?

Oh, there they are. My sanity is

dangling by a thread, and the genie's not

helping!I vote we

turn back now. What's the worst thing

that could have?I see tidal

waves and typhoons, fevers and famines,

pimples and feverguts. Calm down,

guys. We're all a little edgy, but we've

got to stick together. That's right,

guys. We're a team! Team Aladdin!

Let's hear it for the team!

Oh, no!Oops.

Genie, don't do that. Again.

Well, so much for going

back the way we came.

Cool. I'd say freezing. Wow.

Whoa! What

a place to put a castle!

Not exactly convenient to shopping in

schools. Genie, can you give us five

minutes without clowning?Cut! Say no

more! We can't go around, but maybe we

can go through.

None may pass without the leave of the

Castle Lord. And the mighty Yeti

Lord, Kutato, may not be in

a generous...

Enter if you dare!

I have a rule about doing anything that

ends with the words if you dare. So

we sweet talk the lord of the castle. How

hard can that be?Right.

You date a princess, you hang with a

sultan, you have a way with royalty. Eh,

let's recap the if you dare thing.

I feel like we're being watched. You are.

Does this concern anyone but me?

Is that... breathing?

I think that's the Castle Lord. Either

that, or the guy who ate him.

You are in the presence of the Castle

Lord.

Hi. Uh,

greetings, my lord. We, um, seek

permission to pass through your castle?

Umm

See, we were heading back home from

Odiferous, and Ed kind of got off track.

Did he just cut through stone with his

claws?Correct.

You know, turning back doesn't sound too

bad right now.

G?Want to wham square?

Throw the pirate overboard! He's weighing

us down! Genie, we aren't

moving! No problemo! Ow!

Genie! Ooh, sorry, Al.

Genie, hurry! Okay!

One great escape coming right up.

Genie, it's not funny. I'm not laughing,

Al. He

likes me. Hey, maybe we don't have to

leave after all.

Let's give a cool, arctic welcome to the

Ambassador of Amusement, the hardest

working man in wonderment, the Magistrate

of Magic, Genie!

Thank you, thank you. Thank you, ladies

and snowmen.

Hey, this really wild 'em in Babylon.

Hey, kids, it's the Punch and Moody Show!

Come on, take one. I'll guess it.

King of Hearts! Am I right?

I'm just overblowing with

love! Ooh, this'll be a mess.

Not a problem!

He really loves Genie.

How sad! Very sad! There's

no helping the comedically challenged.

Lord Kurtado has granted you

leave to pass through our gates.

Wait! Where's Genie?

Yo, babe... Kurtado's letting us cut

through the castle. Haha! Al, whoa! I

can't leave yet. I've got some surefire

material to try out on his Harry ship. I

don't know, Genie. Kid?We can't

stand in the way of Top Drawer Family

Entertainment. At least the Yeti Guy

appreciates me. We do too, Genie, you

know that. I'm just not sure about him.

Hey, I'll catch up later. Right now,

my number one fan demands an

encore.

It's beautiful. Yeah, it's like a

whole new world on this side of the

castle. I meant no Genie!

Listen to the quiet. Yeah,

I miss him already. Oh, please, what do

you miss exactly?His non-stop

babble?Or maybe you miss his

magical fiascoes like, say, an

avalanche to sight, a recent example?

Genie can get out of hand. What?He's

found the sucker who actually likes his

hocus-jocus. Let him enjoy

it and give us a break. We'll see him

again all too soon. You're right, Iago.

Genie's probably having a great time.

He'll catch up.

I fly through the air with the greatest

of these. Whoa! Oops.

I forgot this was a solo act.

Big finish! Welcome to the

Enchanted Genie Room.

You've been a super fantabulous audience.

It's been metaphysical. I really mean it.

And now, before I catch up with my pals,

I'd just like to say...

Uh-oh.

So then, the pig hairy monster says,

That genie is so much fun, I

oughta have him...

I really thought Genie would join us by

now. I'd better tell him to hurry up. No,

please! Let the peace and quiet last a

little longer! Sorry, Iago. Quiet time is

over.

pattern stupidity. Holy

cow! It's a towering homer for the plucky

young rookie from-- Where is

he?See?He's having a good time.

Why rain on his parade?

Genie always comes when I call him.

Something's wrong.

No more. I'm exhausted.

Come on, we've got to go back. Go back!

No way! Okay, hypothetically

speaking, what if it was me?Would you

leave me behind?Hey!

You're leaving me behind! It was a

hypothetical question!

Gee, Kutato, thanks for letting me go.

Well, I learned my lesson, Genie. The

best way to keep a friend is to

set him free. Aw,

you're the best friend ever.

If you'd like to learn more about letting

genies go, your local library suggests

Let My Genie Go by Frida Genie.

Traptini, Scaratini, and



I just want to go on record as saying, I

don't want to do this!

We would like to enter the castle.

Into the castle?This is the

exit. This is the

exit. Jerk face door

knocker. Let us in. We want to see

Genie. None shall enter.

Come on! Open!

There's got to be another way to get

inside.

There. Sure, but how are you

planning on getting up there?With

this. Oh, no, no no way.

Iago. You're not getting me up there.

It's way too high. I could-- There's no

use talking to him until he's finished.

Hollow bone in my body! Then where would

I be?Just forget it!

Iago. You can fly.

Oh, right.

Let's see where we stand. Hit me!

Ten thousand laughs in just the last hour?

Isn't that enough?I've fractured my putty

bone for you. There's no more giggled

skags like a paws left in me. Please,

your hairy ship, let me go.

But I haven't any more to give. I've

given till it hurts. Can't you see I'm

wasting away?

You know, in the theater, we have a

saying. The show must go on.

And on, and on, and on.

You know, the power ofBlight takes the

fear right out of these stunts.

Okay, boo, you can let go!

HuhI suppose this was the easy

part.

You're probably right.

Oh, sarcasm is really lost on him.

You guys create a distraction, all free

Genie.

That big boon's got his eyes glued to the

Genie. How can we get his attention?

Lord Kutato, Lord Kutato,

Lord Kutato.

There's, um, a delivery.

You've been selected to test out a

new Turbo Genie. Yes,

faster and funnier than those everyday

genies.

Oh, yeah. Just call me last year's model,

Mr. Obsolete.

Al, you're a sight for sore eyes.

Hey, I couldn't leave my best bud behind.

My c*ptive audience sort of made me the

c*ptive one. Come

on! Not Harry Lummox! We'll be back any

second!

Thanks, Al.

Look out, it's Lord Couch Potato.

Murray, this way!

Faster! He's really ticked out!

Barricade the door! With what?!

Too far to jump. Lucky I can fly! Should

I tell a princess you loved her?

The bird's not the only one who can fly.

Begun!

All right! I

don't know how carpet makes it look so

easy. Learn fast, Genie.

Uh It's too windy!

I thought you could fly. You I'm

not talking to!

He's stuck in the house! What's the

matter?Who's your genie?

That was thick stone.

Hop on.

Genie, he's gaining. I'll put a hurdle in

his path.

Whoopsie.

Well, at least he's finally getting some

exercise. Genie, death!

Everybody, scream.

Deja vu.

You know, aside from the menacing

moments, you've been fun. Rah,

rah, rah! Sis boom, betty! Let's hear it

for my pal, Yeti.

Wow, Genie, you really got 'em. Yes, he

was big, he was hairy, he was unkempt.

But man oh man, could he laugh?

He enjoyed the chase. I think he

had fun. That was

fun!I have a feeling that this

abominable snowman hasn't been outside

the castle for a long, long time. That

would explain his taste for the

abominable showman here.

Look! He's entertaining himself! And

speaking of entertainment, pick one.

Ah

Gee, that was always his favorite.

I guess he doesn't need me anymore. We

need you, Genie. Boy, it was a boring

hike without you. The worst part is he

actually means it. Oh,

Al, you're just saying that. I know I got

carried away. Sorry for being such a...

ham. Forget about it. You're just

being... you.

I won't do that again.

You can bank on

that!