01x08 - Gold-Digger Daze / Hives

[bunniefuu]

Who's the sassiest, frassiest, classiest

cat?He's

Cliff! Who's got charm?

Who's got warmth?Who's got style?You

can bet he'll never get caught in the dog

catcher's net! He's

Cliff! Who's light on his feet?A wiz at

disguise?Who'll steal a mackerel right

under your eyes?Heathcliff!

Here come his friends, a trio of creeps.

Dingbat. Ohh The vampire dog. The

sterrib, the skeleton. And that

jack-o'-lantern of all trades, nobody.

It's the Heathcliff and Dingbat Show!

Stiffen up, creeps. We got to look good

if we're going to get hired as

scarecrows. Ooh, this looks like a great

place. Look at all those crows.

Yeah, let's show them what we can

do. All right, you crows. The Great

Dingblatt is giving you one chance to

leave peacefully, or I will be forced to

scare you.

Put us down, you feather-brained fert

brain ferts.

Why, you shotheads. Shh.

Nobody. I think I hear somebody. You

might as well sign this deed now,

because I'm going to foreclose by the end

of today. No, no

I'll never sign. But Bamsil in distress

creeps to the rescue. Very

well. Whether you sign or not,

the farm will be mine. Excuse me,

Bams. May we be of

purpose?There's nothing you can do. I

need $10,000 by tonight. And the

crops won't grow, the cow is dry, and the

chickens won't lay eggs. You'll have your

money by the end of the day, or my name

isn't nobody. Not if I

can help it.

These chickens look all clucked out.

If we don't make these chickens lay

bigger eggs, we'll never be able to save

the farm. Ding-bat, go get a sack of

our grape high-protein chicken feed. Yes,

flaws. Giant chicken

food. This ought to do the trick.

Now that's more like it.

One grade A super duper extra extra

large egg. You two creeps stay here and

make sure it doesn't get broken. I'll go

find a fire.

So. Those creeps think they can

raise the money, eh

This egg will fix them.

Boy, this job is a real cinch. What could

possibly go wrong?

Oh no, I've broken the egg. I'd

better get this glue back together before

nobody sees it.

That's a blig chicken, but I'm a

bligger chicken! I think

he's looking for his first meal.

A little more glue, and it'll be good as

new. Nobody will ever notice a thing.

Hey. What are you doing here?I want a man

a big, huge, creep...

Stop jabbering and go back and guard the

egg! Uh-oh, they're

gonna crash into the egg!

This is for the birds. That ought to take

care of them for a while. We gotta do

something. I know.

Come and get it, black chick.

Good work, Dingbat.

It's hopeless. There's no time left.

Where does a creep?There's a way. The

creep tiller. We got creep seeds to

sow. OK, Dingback, plant the super creep

seeds. We're out of creep seeds.

All we got is canned creep vegetables.

We're desperate. Try anything.

Plantsylvania turtles, creeped corn,

cauliflower ears. If you don't pay in



We can't let that meanie defeat us.

Faster, faster. I'm going as fast as I

can. Canned Frankenstein

flankenfutters and canned garlic

toast.

The vampire bat dogs are deathly afraid.

Oh, garlic boast!

Blah! Blah, blah! Blah,

blah!

Thanks for trying, Creeps, but it's too

late. No, it's not. We just forgot the

water. We didn't.

You'll be rich with our canned vegetable

trees. Now that lolly Blanker won't

be bothering you anymore. By the way,

where is he?Here he is,

canned villain. Curses,

you win. You creeps are

marvelous. You saved my farm.

Yeah, as soon as they ripen, you can take

them to market.

I think they're right!

We now return with the Heathcliff and

Dingbat show.

'Tis true I am charming and that's what's

alarming 'Cause soon I shall marry young

princess HuhWhat am

I singing?Me getting hitched?

How dare you not invite me to Princess

Sonia's wedding?Sorry, evil,

but evil sorceresses bring bad

luck. For that insult, you shall all

sleep for 100 years.

Oh, wow. What about me?You

get a double zappo, my

sleeping beauty. Zappo! Zappo!

ohh

Some reception. Instead of trumpets, all

I get is snoring. Forget it, Prince.

I put your princess under a hundred years

sleeping spell.

Obviously, she doesn't read fairy tales.

Otherwise, she'd know I shall make her

lift that eagle's spell.

So, Prince Heathcliff is coming to

undo my magic spell.

Boy, is he in for a surprise, eh,

Nastura?

Oh, this old suit of armor will

do. Zaboo!

Go! Flatten that cast!

Yoo-hoo, eviler!I came to talk to you

about lifting the Princess's sleeping

spell. You have talked your last.

Temper, temper.

Now shall we discuss the Princess's

sleeping problems?You've got other

problems now. Zippo. Zippo.

You got me! Come on, pull harder!

Harder! One good jerk'll

do it! That character's a real crack-up.

You got 10 seconds to wake up the

princess, or I'll get miffed. Big

deal. In one second, you'll croak

Zippo. You should see how silly you

look when you're mad.

Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.

Clever cat, but not

ribbit. Clever enough.

Zippo!

Farewell, Heathcliff!

Oh, ohh Barada, not the old fire-breeding

dragon bit.

Uh, yeah, that's a hot one, all right.

But since I'm not wearing asbestos fur,

Arab-a-dirchy-irchy!

You can't escape me!

You'll pay for this.

Dragon Lady sure making it hot for me

down there. Oh, up here too! Ohh

What say you lift the prince's spell so

as I can split?No, I'm gonna

burn you up!

Here, maybe some bubbly will cool youoff.

Water!

Water! Quick! Creek! Glad

to oblige, Evilla. Enjoy your...

swim.

Oh, I give up.

This will help you not to be a big bully.

Zappo! What

have you done?What do I

do?I'm small as a mouse.

Offhand, I'd say, do what a mouse does.

Run! No, no, Nastura. It's

me, your Mr. Evil

Ups. I know it. You know it. But Nastura

doesn't.

Oh, please, Heathcliff, give me my hand.

I promise to be a good sorceress.

Later, Evil. At first I've got to use it

to wake up my Sleeping Beauty.

OK, Zappo. Wake up. Your nap's

over.

Oh, thanks, Prince Heathcliff.

Indeed. Too much sleep makes my eyes

puffy. How come the princess didn't wake

up?Oh, no. Evil put the

double Zappo on her. And not

even evil can undo her double

Zappo spells.

There is one way if I haven't forgotten

my fairy tales.

Wow, my dream Prince will

get married and live happily ever

after. Not now, Princess.

Right now, I got to rescue a dragon from

a kitty. So,

later, Princess. Much later.

You'll be back sooner than that.

I have the magic wand.

well I'm ruined. It's the grand opening

and we have nothing to sell. Don't worry.

Nobody will take care of everything.

Dingbat, call for help.

Transylvania Supply Company?Send us

over your complete free stock of the

double.

What took you so long?Spare rib,

Dingbat. Unload that truck and pronto.

What's all this?I'll have you know

that's the highest quality werewolf wall

in all of Transylvania. No one will

buy this junk. I'll give you just

one chance. If you don't sell something

to the first person that walks in, you're

all fired. No problem.

We're all stocked up and just in time.

There must be thousands of customers out

there.

Yuck. Those guys are creepy.

The customer's always right.

Now, Sonny, don't be rude.

They don't call me the blessed

blubble-blower in Francylvania for

nothing. Blah, blah.

Come on, Sonny. I have to get you some

shoes. I hate

shoes. You

bubble heads. If we don't sell something

to that little monster, we're out of a

job. Now get to the shoe department

before I burst your bubbles.

Ah, we've got just the shoes for little

boys like you. But I don't

want shoes. Don't worry, we have

plenty of styles to choose from. We have

alligator shoes. Yeah, we have

barefoot shoes and even

horseshoes. He's

just a kid, you leatherheads. He wants

sneakers. Where'd the sneakers go?They're

sneaking away.

Ouch. Can't you keep your shoes to

yourself back with?Spare it. Get the

little boy a pair of size threes.

Okie dokie.

Size threes. Perfect fit.

I don't want those! I want these!

Where did my sunny go?Don't

worry, I'll find him!

Hey, where'd every bloody go?

You brainless Batdog! Find that

boneheaded numbskull! If we don't

make a sale, we're fired!

Oh, boy! A Block's lunch!

Ding-bang! Get over to the candy

department. We've got a customer. Candy?

That's even better than a

quadruple-decker blown sandwich!

I want some chocolate-covered taffy!

Coming right up!

Fresh chocolates, just for you.

I'd better taste them first, just to make

sure.

Mmm, delicious. Blah, blah,

blah. Gimme, gimme, gimme!

Sorry, we're all out of chocolate-covered

taffy. Blah, blah, blah.

Thingbat, get out of the candy. Who?

Oh, boy! Games and toys!

You nerdy nood nuts! Get over to the

sports section and sell that kid

something. No problem.

Sonny, don't touch the...

These toys are creepy! I wanna see!

Skateboard! You heard the kid. He wants a

skateboard. This is our big chance.

This is great! Whee!

Yay!

Stop the shenanigans before I... go

do something drastic!

Mike, fly away! I've

heard of that, mittens, but this is

ridiculous!

We'd better hide before we get clobbered.

Oh,

boy! I love bowling!

I'll take the wagon, the basketball,

and the badminton rocket and birdie.

Another mess you two creeps got me into.

Look on the bright side, nobody. At least

we made a sale.

We now continue with the Heathcliff and

Dingbat show.

It's a fake mouse hole, Dodo. So gotcha.

That makes the score one to one, mouse.

But two out of three will decide today's

winner. Ah

Nice of you to drop in. Ah,

relax, mouse. I'm on a fish diet.

Besides, mouse chasing's my favorite

sport. Here, enjoy

your swim whilst I answer the door.

Hey, Sixterminators Cat, I'm here to

depest your house of rodents. You must

have the wrong address. 912

Maple Street. No, it's 219.

close enough. Now, where's the rodent I

gotta exterminate?Hey, nobody

exterminates my mouse but me, so that

exterminator's gotta go. Already I

found a rodent to exterminate.

That won't save your rodent. Not against

my super suction rodent vacuum. Out you

come, ready or not. Huh

The suction stopped.

Whoa! Psst. Mouse. I'll

save you again. Whew.

Now stand aside, cat. Oh, sure

thing. Huh

Cats don't squeak. Oh, boy.

Somebody's gonna be sorry.

Now to hide your wetty exterminator won't

catch you. So I can catch you later.

Hey, Cat, where's my rodent?

Shh. Inside that can of pepper. Oh,

boy. Oh, boy. OK,

rodent, come out of

there.

You got it all right, and there's your

mouse to prove it. Yeah, but, um..

It got what?Mouse-itis. You're allergic

to mice. Ohh

Yeah. Come here, rodent. We'll see

about that.

Let's see you make me sneeze.

Oh, there you are, Ace. Here's the rodent

you was after. No, no, no, noTake itaway.

Can't you see I'm allergic to rodents?

I'm. I'm getting into a new business.

See?I saved you from the exterminator.

Knock off the mush mouse. I saved you so

I could chase you. Heatcliff.

Kids aren't supposed to chase mice.

They're supposed to eat them. Yeah.

YeahDon't do it, Cliff.

Listen to me. Who wants to listen

to a goody goody?This is it, Mouse. Oh,

yeah.

You and your bright ideas. You not only

scared him, but you made me almost do a

dum-dum. So I better get on with my mouse

catching chores.

So Grandma realized, how will I

protect a joint from pesky mice?Whoops.

Which means I shall get ably rewarded

with fish snacks. After all, protecting

the house from mice is a cat's papers in

life.