01x01 - Blinky Bill's Favorite Cafe

[bunniefuu]

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hi Blinky oh hello

spludge so this was the Paragon

Cafe yeah when I think about what the

humans did to the Village I I get a bit

upset I don't cry or anything but um you

big koalas don't

cry gee big kangaroos sure do with a

Paragon Cafe ruined I I feel

so so um sad sad and

low yes low lower than lower than a

snake's belly

button oh I resent that

slur yeah shim on you Blinky don't be

such an

asp you're right spludge hangs a

lot you're welcome

Cobra oh oh laughing makes me thirsty in

the Paragon Cafe we could get a cool

glass of green grass Aid or a gum leaf

smoothie W grass seed tats honey gum

tips chocolate nuts Blue Gum juice koala

biscuits eucalypt ice cream

Blinky Blinky it's no good getting

excited about those things the cafe is

ruined yeah but why don't we ask our

mothers to make them they can't I've

already asked my mom and she said she'd

need the recipes those things can be

tricky to make and the only person who

knows the recipe is Mr gloop a poor Mr

gloop I bet he's even sadder than we are

well it was his Cafe I know

let's go and visit him that should cheer

him up and we can ask for his recipes at

the same

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time oh hello hi we're here to see Mr

gloop oh I'm sorry Blinky but Mr gloop

just hasn't been himself since his Cafe

was destroyed we just want to ask ask

ask what hello

hello who are you don't you remember me

I'm Blinky Bill and I'm

spludge oh yes winky dill and bludge or

was that stinky pill in Dodge don't

worry dear he's too upset to think

properly we know he liked the cafe yes

he built it

himself and he invented all those great

recipes what about recipes we would like

the recipe for green grass ey and gumnut

cakes we we want the recipes for winky

wants recipes now come down there Blinky

is asking about the recipe for gum nut

cakes well first you mix a nut full of

Cups o what a lovely flut Bu The Recipe

forget the silly

butterfly silly

indeed then you melt the butter and fly

oh it's no use he's too upset to think

properly thank you for trying Mr

glob Mr glo's mind has turned a jelly

don't say jelly you're making me hungry

again oh yes

Paragon specials are gone forever maybe

not who said that I did the log's

talking yeah a log talking to a couple

of log

heads that was funny Martia thanks Ruff

we were hiding from the

dingos we have to be careful the dingo

are still around and we don't want them

to hear our plan right Maria yes we were

talking about the Paragon Cafe too

and uh-oh Here Comes Denny and

Daisy Daisy Blinky and his juvenile

friends look like they're up to

something um hey kids what are you doing

nothing not a thing we just sitting

around let's hide and listen okay Danny

uh see around kids don't call us kids

dingos oh

you won't be laughing after I've shown

you a thing or two I'll I'll make you

calm down marer and show us your plan

instead I knew it now my plan is this

gather around me real close we don't

want any dingo overhearing us all right

the plan is simple we cheer up Mr gloop

by getting the Paragon Cafe rebuilt a

yes sure and who exactly is going to

build this Cafe for us H the

dingos no silly May pican is in charge

of rebuilding the town we'll ask him to

do it well that's a good idea let's do

it we all go but I do the talking

because I'm the bravest H you're a girl

oh much braver than you oh yeah I'm

stronger I'm quicker

you big bully and you're too muddy to

see the M come on

hurry wait I

uh oh G whz see what you can find out

brat rotten miserable it's not fair poor

thing a handsome lizard like you should

be treated better let me get that Speck

of mud off your

Strong

Nose I got to go we two lizard legs talk

to the May what about cutie about

rebuilding the

Paragon thank

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you oh kissed by a dingo

yeah hey that was funny let's tell the

g*ng

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you should have seen rough run you know

B he was really fast now listen I have a

plan we're going to get May Pelican to

build a dingo room instead of the

Paragon Cafe uh what's a dingo room it's

a room where we can do what we like oh

yes uh I forgot to mention one one small

detail when we go see the mirr we wash

and we wear uncool

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clothes

uhhuh that'll do

it you look very respectable I think

they look

sweet and let's hope the mayor thinks so

too

lift that l pull that rope and how's the

well going very

well faster

faster excuse me Mr Mayor

faster more Nails ouch I said I would do

the talking and it's ladies first more

wood R needs the long ladder

now excuse me can I have a word what oh

it's you Maria E what an awful taste

when did you wash your hands lost oh

yeah you should smell your breath fish

breath excuse me Mr Mayor but we would

like a word please Mr Mayor fish face uh

Mr Mayor we need to have the Paragon

Cafe rebuilt because we need a place for

meetings

now raid my lips sorry Mr Mayor Maria

just gets excited but she is harmless

you must think we're all a little mad

but yeah I've Been Kissed by a dingo me

think you all mad no no no we need the

Paragon rebuilt to cheer up Mr gloop and

oh yes I was going to have his Cafe

rebuilt after the schools finished

School the Paragon Cafe is more

important you're right Mr May School is

where these children belong not hanging

out in cafes what have

I

e e

heard about school yeah boy did we blow

it with a May yesterday it's bye-bye

Paragon Cafe and the hello dingo room

uh-oh we're late I suppose we'd better

hurry quiet quiet as I was saying

bunyips are mysterious creatures few

animals have ever seen that's why bunyip

day is so important it's said to be the

one day of the year the king bip shows

himself and because it's bip day

tomorrow you can have the rest of the

day

off Happy bu day

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[Laughter]

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everyone what are we seeing why of he

full Blinky and why are you so excited

about bunyip day you don't take that kid

stuff serious vious ly do you well I

don't but but I know somebody who does

sh here he comes Act

Naturally oh isn't it exciting spludge

that on bunyip Day this year the king

bunyip is coming here it's the youngest

king bun too I'm surprised that the

mayor hasn't organized an official

reception yet what are you

doing well I I I I was just on my way to

H up the dingo room workers why well

because I want it ready for bunyip day

why because the youngest bunyip is

coming of course but the king would be

too young for the dingo room well I your

rule wasn't it for the dingo room yes

but we are not rebuilding the dingo room

uh we are rebuilding the um Paragon Cafe

pray for the Paragon Cafe I would have

thought the mayor was too old to believe

in King bunyip wouldn't

you come in I've got a box full of

things me

too well some of this looks useful this

old rug is good and hairy

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what do you think oh that's cute it's no

good I can see blinky's face and I can

see his

ears well any better looking hey look

dingos n no no it was just Shadows let's

check to be sure come on

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oh no it was dingo's so the mayor won't

build the dingo's

room yeah is this your doing do you

think King bunyip will turn up on bunyip

day uh I yes that was an interesting

costume you were wearing Blinky rotten

spies we were just playing dressing up

to dressing up how cute dressing up as a

bunyip king even cuter you're in big

trouble it's great that the king's

coming I thought the King was just a

children's story but it must be true

wasn't it lucky that Blinky Bill heard

about the king coming the dingos are

pretending the king is coming why to get

us into as much trouble as possible hi

the big day tomorrow Cafe opens King

arrives I can hardly

white oh me too oh what a Regal occasion

oh yeah yeah I'm happy you don't seem

happy maybe Blinky doesn't believe in

the

king you see I will speak up what does

an important dignified pelican like you

want to know what a child

thinks by the way who first told you the

king was coming pH W that was close uh

please excuse splodge you have a big

problem I

believe yes would you like a hand yes

please Wombo M Mr wbat but it's a

hopeless mess it's not hopeless but

first we'd better get you you out of

sight we'll go to my place and I'll

explain my

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plan it's bunyip day oh bun Day At Last

chip chip chip chip hooray

hooray it's time we were at the Paragon

Cafe for the grand opening the KE King

is going to open it

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[Laughter]

himself the fun

begins uh-oh oh no looks like chle

what's the matter what is going on H hi

beaky that table is for the king and he

will be angry so where is

he oh we're really scared byy oh dare

you insult me I am the mayor mayor

squeaky big fish

face well well I see you're all here

except I don't see Blinky bill I wonder

where he is ah I suspect he will turn up

when the king arrives H it's

here it's The King The King The King

King The King The King The King oh

surely blink is not going to try that

silly disguise he is your

majesty wow gosh oh no Blinky it won't

work poor Blinky

yeah your majesty you honor us with your

presence rise Mr Mayor it is I who am

honored to be in this

Splendid wonderful Cafe and those

delicious smells fit for royalty

hoay silence what's going on here I

don't know hairy face take off that

silly

costume and go

away how dare you we'll show you what we

dare I'll have that and that and this I

say stop this I'll be quiet squeaky beak

call me names I you'll be

sorry oh what big false teeth you have

the game's over Blinky

I Danny the the F don't come out

out what not now meatball hold this but

but look sty oh what

look hi that's an odd way to treat a

king you stay out of This Blink Blinky

well if that's Blinky then who is that

cry calling me the king the

king sorry sorry sorry sorry

sorry oh sorry sorry sorry sorry I'm

real sorry sorry sorry it was all a

mistake a KingSize mistake so you are

sorry will you prove it uh yes yes yes

yes first the dingo g*ng will have to

wash dishes at the cafe all summer oh if

I can still see you in 10 seconds I'll

find another another job for you is my

breakfast 10 9 8 7 Y come on move get

out of

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away the cafe is officially I

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[Applause]

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this is a good time for us to slip away

I can't thank you enough Sam no other

actor could have performed King bun

better thank you Sam hey what's this

calling the King by first Nam

Wombo so sorry your

majesty extraordinary