01x03 - Blinky Rescues the Budgie

[bunniefuu]

Intro

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I'm starving oh not even a secondhand

cuff drop we can't afford to buy

anything from Mr gloop am I getting too

thin you think gloopy would lend us some

milkshake splodge

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no

credit all you T eyes ever think of is

food who says I do

oh cool g*ng I found something that will

feed us

all a c*ck oh yuck we're not that

hungry Blinky it's not for eing this

rubber c*ck is as good as

money nice day Mr Gloop

uh I think I'll have a

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lemonade no I've changed my mind I think

I'll have um one of those nice

cakes oh no look a

c*ck where here he is Mr

gloop my M had never let me may eat

something roaches had been on roaches

never wash between their

toes you could give them to Shifty but

we he tell the whole town about the

c*ck you'll have to throw them all

away Mr gloop we'll help you out Mr

Glo

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just tasting things weren't always that

easy to get a hold

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of then the human came in and got real

mad

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The Budgie

so you got to be

careful that looks real nice doesn't it

Cedric who's Little Dicky bird's going

to talk to Mommy

then oh dear and they call us bird

brains oh come on dear say after me

c*ck wants a

cr*cker c*ck listen lame brain I I am a

budger g there I do believe he's talking

but I I can't quite hear speak up dear

all right try

this big nose big

nose you naughty rude budger I think

you'd better have a nap we'll see if you

have better manners when you wake up you

naughty naughty boy I'll teach you how

to behave oh the ner of that bird

calling me big nose where would he get

that idea

from did you see that poor bird why is

he in a

cage humans let me at him fancy being

locked up like that but at least you'd

be fed regularly wouldn't you oh don't

be a buad flap sh Maria Let's Get Closer

and help the poor bird

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oh poor little thing yep she's going to

t*rture it I bet a piece of this cake

and cheer it up good idea flat help me

someone yeah I'll hold the table I'll

hold the cake hadn't we better taste it

first and make sure it's okay

Blinky quiet flap door's stuck I say

what is going on fresh new cakes hot new

cakes TR la la TR la la lovely

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cake uhoh

KES leave it Blinky leave it she

says y take the

cage have we got everything we have now

oh no you

don't I'm out

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go go away okay human you asked for

it you are lucky this time human but

The Rescue

next time I

feel

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sick hello is that the police my name is

Miss Pim and my Bud's been

stolen sure sure have you looked inside

the cat no I have not looked inside the

cat I don't have a cat Cedric was stolen

and I saw who stole him it was an

organized g*ng of vicious Budgy Nappers

ah can you describe them well there were

there were two koalas one wearing

trousers with a patch on the knee a

kangaroo a platypus and a very Savage

marsupial Mouse why don't you ring the

zoo instead of the police don't be

impertinent young man oh the younger

generation if it's not on a computer

they can't find it oh poor

Cedric where can they have taken

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you don't worry Cedric Mommy's

coming come on Blinky I I can't open it

oh oh stand

aside excuse me so this is the famous

Australian bush yeah how does it feel to

be home at last there's a bit too much

space if you ask

me and who are you lot well I'm bunky

Bill and this is nauty spludge flap and

and Master

hi uh good day I'm

Cedric We rescued you humans are so

cruel more stupid than cruel really

didn't you hate being in a cage well

I've never been anywhere else I was born

there perhaps it's better than being

free and starving I'm waited on hand and

foot oh what a

wimp do you want your whiskers plattered

sister go on

try the bush certainly looks better

without bars in front of it as I might

stay for a

while you can stay with me mom won't

mind linky take Cedric to wash his hands

before

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tea I've seen a lot worse

I say what is this can you eat it no

that's toothpaste don't squeeze

it

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Bullseye missed

me take a

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that linky have you finished yet I'm

coming mom

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Cedric the Koala

you started at

Cedric oh you're lucky Cedric the gum

leaves are nice and fresh today yum yum

try some all

right tastes like the ointment my dad

rubs on his rheumatism oh uh perhaps

you'd better try something else yes I'd

better try the lot

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garbage oh dear not as good as big nose

BS but not bad you're a very messy ater

Cedric that comes from living with

humans they like clearing up messes as

it makes them feel

Superior Blinky I think I'll show Cedric

his bed mom bed but I just got started

you're very tired

Cedric poor Cedric where is he now cold

and lost wondering why mommy doesn't

bring his

din mom's not real happy she's got a lot

to do looking after me I say no more

Blinky budges and koalas have different

habits

we'll have to find someone else to suit

me let's try womo first he gets along

with everybody can seec stay at your

place

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sure Mrs frog doesn't snore you can stay

with her

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oh dear for such a little fellow he's a

big

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headache sorry fellas I can't live with

you you're too noisy

this place will be perfect for you it's

The Budgie House

small and

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cozy

yes oh you're right budgies don't seem

to have the same habits as everyone else

a place of my own is the answer you mean

your own home yes what's the real estate

situation like around here we'll have to

ask May

Pelican well what is it oh it's Blinky

bill I hope this is not a frivolous

matter Cedric here wants a house good

boss my dear sir a house so you want to

be a part of our exciting

Redevelopment building a better tomorrow

with the traditions of yerer in the bush

of

today no I want a home what had you in

mind a six-bedroom mansion with all the

conveniences ranch style or cozy cottage

oh he means a hollow tree or hole in the

ground you'll have to build the rest

yourself like everyone else around

here hey Gramps cut the cackle and show

us what you've got is this one of your

jokes

Blinky of course not M Pelican I think

Cedric would like a tree

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best and not a pokey little Bush either

fish breath

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yes magnificent views a real estate

dream you climb up and show our little

friend around blink him okay come on

n*zi aren't you coming up

Gramps no no

it's my

blumig chicken

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there's a lovely view from up

here I say it's a bit

drafty and I don't really like

heights I'm not sure I want to live

alone

either oh you wouldn't have to someone

else is here already in fact there there

is

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someone hey

Fatso who do you think you are creeping

up behind a bloke like that you gave me

the Fright of my life you did you

crosseyed old bean bag

you oh do something Blinky a do

something she

says excuse me I I was wondering if

you'd noticed you've got a feather

missing just

there run

everyone qu nut

see where's

Cedric there he is behind the bear

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Cedrics Future

it was all his idea he said the tree was

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vacant no no no my dear sir it was all

an

unfortunate mistake

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Blinky

Bill see you keep that Budgy well away

from

me well seabirds never did have a sense

of humor well come on we'd better go

somewhere and discuss this in

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depth I wish we could go to glo's Cafe

to talk oh you know we can't till we've

paid for those cakes I'm starving again

well shut up flap we've come to discuss

Cedric's future not food no one's got a

future without food where's Cedric um

he's at the waterfall having a

bath well what are we going to do with

him oh poor Cedric no one seems to want

him yeah my M was Fury when he said a

fried fish look like something off the

bottom of his cage he told my dad to use

his feet as sunshades can you imagine my

dad doing

this my folks had enough of Cedric and

me fighting I didn't mind that he just

doesn't fit in surely someone could give

him a

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home My Poor Dad

lost in this

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Wilderness what's

that oh dear empty what have they done

to my poor little

Cedric

Cedric Cedric oh

cedri it's that

human Cedric mommy come

come

on oh he can't be far away she mustn't

find our village she'll tell the other

humans and then they'll come and we

won't let that happen ever again they'll

have to get past me first sh I have a

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plan bring that back you pilfering

platus give me my hat

stop you won't get away from

me now now where's he gone it's all that

nasty koala's

fault another of

them oh

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thanks you hard

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Co now I've got you

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that's the last we'll see of her now

Cedrics Home

let's find

Cedric H service department all modc

hello Cedric we've been looking for you

don't be upset but there's something I

want to say I've enjoyed my visit but

well I've got to be off now cheer up I

promise I'll come again so if you'll uh

kindly take me

home H thank you this will do I can

manage from

here it won't seem the same without

little Cedric I never did teach him to

say anything no hey big

nose what Cedric you've come home well

of course I've come home does she think

I've dragged this thing back for the

deposit oh c*ck want a cr*cker no he

doesn't this Budgy wants a

biscuit there's no place like home

extraordinary

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