01x10 - Blinky Bill's Zoo

[bunniefuu]

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come here I just want to look at you

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which way did

I uhoh I'm

lost gee WBO moms are so cruel is that

so why well they always try to stab a

bloke to death I haven't even gone to

school and I've finished my my lunch

already all of

it what do you mean all of it there was

hardly any there just four Sandwiches an

apple and two bananas and a pie and a

piece of cake and what was it something

else I

forgot a bell I wonder what that's all

about school Blinky you'd better get

going oh no I've only just got here give

me just one more go frad with with

peanut butter and fite fish ought to go

for that I love

it hey I've got a bite a bite strike

it's huge must be a whale or something

what's this it's an old Tire must have

been left over when the humans wrecked

the village the humans throw things in

the creek when they don't need them

anymore they're a bit weird these humans

I reckon oh

oh last bill see you later Wombo don't

call me Wombo I'm wombat remember

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bye-bye

quiet quiet

class Ralph here miss good uh spludge

yeah flap

that's me miss magp m

Mouse that's M Mouse Today class uh

we're going to study

science oh no I hate science H science

is not boring in fact today we're going

to study something very interesting the

most pecular animal in the world are we

going to study mag po quiet and no more

smart answers fap are we going to study

monkeys very close nsy we're going to

learn all about

humans now come and tell me what's the

most peculiar thing about

humans oh don't think they're smarter

than animals Miss very good and uh why

do they think they're smarter than

animals because they've met you

no class they invent things who can give

me an example of an important human

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invention Miss Magpie this is no time

for games

yeah good morning

Miss Blinky Bill o I've brought you a

wheel I know it's a wheel Blinky it's

the human's most important invention

well if it's so important to them why

did they throw it in the

C if this wheel is such a big deal why

did they throw it away I will tell you

oh tell us Binky tell us about them you

don't know anything about humans I do so

don't listen to him children I'll tell

you about humans humans are the most

wasteful creatures on this

Earth they only have a tiny bit of fur

on their bodies up here but do they let

it grow no they cut it off and throw it

away oh no and because they're cold they

take the skins and furs off other

animals how Cru and after a while they

throw those away too oh no but the most

wasteful thing about humans is instead

of walking on their two good legs they

invented the wheel and they moved around

in trucks and tractors the horrible

things they use to destroy our beautiful

Bush home they care more about their

stupid Wheels than they do about

animals perhaps they don't know anything

about animals Miss they should do

they've got enough of us in their zoos

why don't we have zoos and keep humans

in them because we're much too civilized

besides humans are impossible to catch

no they're not I bet I could catch them

ah is that so Mr clever clogs well bring

us one right now how well at the moment

I don't feel like it and I don't feel

like listening to any more of your

nonsense you'll stay in at lunchtime and

write a 100 lines I must not talk

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rabbish I'll send up a flare so they can

find me

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hi what's that oh some sort of

Fireball fire fire fire and going in a

gully a bell what is it a bell there

must be a fire somewhere miss mpie a

fire 1 2 3 4 all to the res he me

the fire quick let's go come on quickly

need

help where on Earth is Mr

FP Worth fire and go in a valley get the

tanker outside I'll call the crew fire

fire this is too

heavy fire quick why is this so hard to

move all of a

sudden well no wonder I filled it full

of

water fire fire fire firefighters report

for

Duty yes that's much easier now yeah

let's

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go out of my way um why is it going so

fast well I let the water out to make it

easier to

pull s good that's a very clever idea Mr

Flap yes we plan the P for very clever

creatures

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[Applause]

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strength two drops of water how's a fell

supposed to put out a fire without

water

hey oh well

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oh

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hey

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W right

wait what hey what's

up it's human old medad bo reckon I

couldn't capture a human just watch this

you better watch out could be dangerous

right Ready set

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go what got him I'll be careful

M give me

the

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this have a look this be Beast you let

her get away you big bullies

leave him alone how

embarrassing I can't understand what

she's saying but she seems intelligent

intelligent she doesn't look as

intelligent as me humans are never as

intelligent as animals flap you can't

expect too much from them yeah you had

better come quietly human you're

outnumbered oh they are cute little

things they want to play

he really did it

up Blinky captured a human

stay what

fun oh look my fire brigade has put out

the

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fire oh they're building a house for

me oh how

lovely nice work spludge

yep a zoo with a view get up in your

nest human come on jump

jump she can't jump

NY I think she knows what you want ask

her something

else she won't understand all right

climb there she can't climb either use

your claws more like

this but she's not a

koala maybe she can

hop humans are useless we'll have to

help

her oh what kind

creatures they've even made a bed for me

gosh it's well trained it knew

immediately where its sleeping place was

I reckon it used to be somebody's

pet it's so sweet no it's just another

dumb human it can't even understand

basic commands it doesn't know how to

hop doesn't even know here to

fly it's the simplest thing in the

world maybe it fell out of its nest or

was abandoned by its mother looks like

we'll have to teach it how to behave

I'll give it swimming lessons yeah and

hopping will be my responsibility let's

teach it right away g*ng oh what a

beautiful sound the dawn chorus of the

Bush animals oh kangaroo how friendly oh

stop barking human I'm not going to hurt

you here's the human flap ready to teach

it how to swim ready when the human is

what do they want to do if I didn't know

better I'd say those human was trying to

say something maybe humans aren't as

dumb as they look well we'll soon find

out at the

river okay human this is

water because your mother has abandoned

you I'll try to teach you how to swim in

it in spite of your obvious

handicaps

huh you need feet feet like this

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see see flipper feet try these

on

oh

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flippers she looks just like a platus

now

flap not as pretty but well she's only

human

watch me and do what I

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do why didn't you follow me into the

water I bet she's just a little afraid H

I know

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I'll put this around your waist and for

safety tie this end around the tree okay

all fit

Yahoo wait a minute

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human ow oh N I thought platter pusses

were supposed to swim not fly

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all for to die

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human there

flap thanks NY flap I thought I was

teaching her to fly carry on

Jacko flap sure looks worn

out oh brother how are you going to fly

in those clothes eh what do he

want flying's quite

simple just watch see nothing to it just

wave your arms in your

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off he a cake now you try

it up up up all right all right I'll

help you get started grab hold of my

feet

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oh poor

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cabara

n what a funny game quick

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[Laughter]

okay the amateurs have tried and failed

now watch a professional human trainer

at work okay human I'm going to teach

you the easiest thing on earth hopping I

have no idea what he's talking about you

don't need any flippers or feathers just

two feet and a

tail no not like that look one foot 2

feet tail look it's really quite simple

you just Crouch down like so and then

spring now you try up and

down not

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bad it's horrible look just keep moving

forward as you hop and watch where

you're going

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I wonder what funny game this koala is

going to play with me huh you think you

can climb let me show you how a real

animal does it hm here's a pretty good

tree come on follow

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me hurry

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up here a

CLA like

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this no this

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[Laughter]

way M drop in Blinky Bill what are you

up to now we're trying to tame that

human you can't tame humans Blinky there

wild and tell me another time very well

I'll see you in school

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W I guess you really can't teach a new

human old tricks you can't really teach

a human

anything and if you animals had listened

to me you wouldn't have wasted so much

time time that could have been better

spent on Skool work

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look what

quick hi up there

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she can

fly yeah but a humans are not so stupid

after

all yeah but I wish it'd be more polite

to us