01x14 - Blinky and the Strange Koala

[bunniefuu]

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who's there is that you Blinky that

doesn't sound like any creature I know

come out and show yourself what are you

uh fire breathing

bunyip no just a very tired

Bome why aren't you at home in bed I'm

on an urgent Mission and I'm exhausted

you'd better come to my

house Mr w*r the w*r B

hey shh I've got a visitor having a

sleep inside oh who is it he's a

stranger to me on an urgent Mission he

says a an urgent

Mission now young fellow these are my

friends Blinky nuty splodge flap and

Maria if anyone can help you like

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can don't be shy I'm not shy it's just

that it's side terrible huh what's

terrible oh dear suppose you start at

the

beginning yeah I live in a tree house at

the zoo I like it there because there's

always plenty of food and the humans

don't bother me I'm friends with most of

the other animals and I often stop off

to have a word with them when I'm on my

way home go on well I hang out a lot

with the native animals the Kangaroos

and the kidas oh and Mimi she's a Kaa oh

you was like nutsy here I thought you

said something was terrible get on with

a terrible bit well my friends was were

telling me that the zoo has just brought

in another koala that's not necessarily

a bad thing sometimes zoos taking

animals that have lost their own homes

or families yeah this other koala is in

a cage in a cage how dare they let me at

them oh dear KOA in the cage that's not

all who tell us come come on tell us

yeah they don't even feed the gum leaves

they only feed a funny leaves and long

stems that settles it those humans are

going to pay for this everyone knows

koalas have to have g*n leaves or we get

sick and die let me at them I'll kick

I'll fight I'll fight just let me out

now calm down Mara hurting the humans

isn't going to help anyone what can we

do then can we take us some gum leaves

every day no we're going to rescue her

quite right if they're mistreating her

that's the only thing to do it'll be

difficult though not for us it'll be

dangerous we can do it Mr wbat just tell

us how and who I'd volunteer in a minute

you know I would but I'm only small

bravely spoken Mara and we will need

someone small someone who can creep

through the bars of a

cage I'm going yes indeed we may need

someone who can leap a high fence uh

flap you should come in case there's a

fence that cannot be leap you'll then

borrow underneath but you will need a

leader someone bold and fast and

resourceful someone like Blinky Bill

think you're up to it Blinky no worries

let's go hey Blinky we don't know the

way yeah I knew that I was just um

looking for the street directory where

could it

be yeah well just what I would was about

to do how do we get to the zoo when you

leave here you follow the track that's

shaped like a dingo's leg only longer

run along there for as long as it takes

to sing r r r you bit 57 times turn left

at the clump of bushes that smells like

my grandma's living room head in that

direction for the time it takes to eat

four gumnut bars two wle waffles and

half a sandwich then you should come to

a large rock that looks like a sleeping

cat it is a sleeping cat so running in

the opposite direction as fast as you

can until you run out of breath and

you're there you got it of

course maybe you'd better repeat it

young Blinky all right you follow the

track that's shaped like a dingo's

living room turn left at the smelly Rob

no no no you follow the living room

that's shaped like a dingo sandwich look

if those directions are too confusing

you can always head straight for the

main ride and follow the signs which say

to the

zoo

then let's

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go you're bumping me off I'm not you are

so oh walk

then

oh the gates are locked Let's see we we

need someone small Masia come

down you're the

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smallest it's no use even I'm too big to

get

through let me at it Blinky I'll dig

I'll dig and I'll borrow me way

under what are we waiting for

all right we split up you go that way

spludge and flap Masia and nutsy that

way I'll go this way come back here as

soon as you find her but you'll be all

alone uh and how will the others know if

one of us finds her I think we should

all stick

together whoo

if you

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insist what's keeping Maria last I saw

her she went into the

drain

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golly all go and ex exp find

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out

it's four big things with the biggest

thing on top and I think we need a

telephone to talk to

it bend down splot flap get on his

shoulders I'll get on flap shoulders and

nutsy can stand on

mine and Mia a hey wake up

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Maria hey you hey you hey

you I don't think it's alive at all

something that's silly looking couldn't

be

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real excuse me but do you know where

there is a koala kept in a cage and

without proper

food let's look in the next cage she

must be

somewhere

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nothing alive around

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here who are you I'm Masia my old mouse

h* Mouse

mouth mouth mouth

where is it oh I just know it'll run up

my trunk oh mouse mouse where is

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it at last an animal I recognize hey

mate we've come to rescue the koala

locked up in the cage the koala she's

over there her name is Mimi but Mimi

isn't in a cage she must be no she's up

a tree starving being fed the wrong food

uh looks happy enough to

me I should have known better than to

ask a kangaroo they're not too bright

splud is a

kangaroo that's what I mean come on M me

here we come that must be

her hey come on

down we've come to rescue you Mimi from

what from the cruel treatment here

but I don't want to be rescued yes you

do you can come to the bush and live

with us you and got a school with mean

Old Miss Magpie and get bossed by old me

Pelican and hassled by Danny dingo come

on I like it here but this is a zoo I

know people come and stare at you I

don't mind I stare at them sometimes

people feed you the wrong food I feed

myself the right food food plenty of gum

leaves around what about the cage there

is no cage look the posum said there was

a koala here that needed

rescuing oh you must be talking about

the other koala the one is white or so I

here well haven't you seen it no I don't

know where it is Who would

know I suppose you'd better go and see

the king king or Tang knows everything

there is to know you must be very polite

though this is where the king lives I

have to leave you

here good

luck he's in a cage too his majesty is

not in a cage he's in his castle and

this is its mute oh can we talk to the

king have you an appointment ouch don't

be silly we don't need an appointment to

see a monkey in a cage his majesty sees

new body without an

appointment we only want to know where

the white koala is please your majesty

he doesn't even know about the white

koala I do too well tell us then not

without an appointment now be quiet your

white koala is

called Madam woo she comes from China

where's China far far away is is she in

a cage of course she is only the king

gets to live in a castle like this is

she happy why shouldn't she be I'm a

kind and loving King and all my animals

are happy have you spoken to the white

koala no she cries all the time if

there's one thing I can't stand that's

crying well she doesn't sound very happy

to me Your Majesty who cares what you

think the audience is

over get out out out out of here come on

let's find the white koala's

cage

singing like bells ringing her voice is

the sound of a a bubbling brook in the

spring no wonder she's hard to

understand but if she speaks Chinese

that's not a problem it is she can't

understand us and we can't understand

her well as it happens I am rather good

at

languages

my young friends here have saved you

from the zoo honorable lady um

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we she says she's unhappy here oh Madam

woo it seems is not a koala but a panda

she came to the zoo from China so people

here could see a real Panda while the

zoo sends an Australian koala to China

in return oh that horrible Zoo she says

they've been quite kind to her but she's

homesick and wants to go back to China

but how can we do that we can't build

her a boat or

anything yeah even if we can't send her

back to China she must be happy to be

out of that Zoo yes she can live in

green patch and teach us all Chinese and

when she can speak like us she'll tell

us all about China

yeah she might even like it here so much

she'll get married and settle down if

she meets the right

person see you

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later hi madam woo I hi

hi thank you honorable Mr PL boo she

called me honorable Mr platus she likes

me she likes

me Madame Woo is learning to talk like a

real green patch villager to right on

the one bag you're happy here now aren't

you madam wool yes yes you have been

very kind I still want to go home to

China if we paint you gray and take you

back to the zoo the people will think

you are a koala and send you to China

Blinky that's very clever and I have

some gray

paint well here we are will the real

nautzi please step

forward are you me or am I you I'm

confused now who is madam woo we both

are

oh

no well I think it's time for you to

take nuty Madam woo back to the

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zoo

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NAIA come quickly and say goodbye to to

Madam

woo we love you madam woo and we are

sorry you are leaving us we love you

madam

woo

not so fast huh Madam woo was only here

temporarily the zoo is getting ready to

send her back to

China only now they're going to be

sending Mimi back by

mistake oh I know I said I didn't mind

helping Madam woo but I don't want to go

to

China It's all under control Mimi come

down SP fetch the hose you one hose

coming

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up we could leave you both gray and then

you could stay on the Rob friends very

good very kind but now I wish to return

to China oh well here

goes stop it binking I couldn't tell you

A Part honest give me that

hose now we're even Blinky Bill stop

it there is an old Chinese proverb which

roughly translat she'll be right

M honorable friends will be happy to

hear this insignificant person arrived

safely in China greetings to honorable

Mr platypus and love to all from Madame

woo ex

extraordinary