01x21 - Blinky and the Monster

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it's a lot leaving the sweat is sweating

what's sweat before to keep the hot Sun

of the café's most valued customers a*s

Oh who's that on the other side I don't

know but they're making so much noise

group will never hear us

good group club what do you want there

oh it's you blinky

boom sorry I thought it was that noisy

crowd again what'll it be today um

eucalyptus juice for my place huh the

same for me please mr. Club knew all

over Gumnut smoothie please one-legged

Floyd and I'll have the biggest tallest

deepest coldest winners drink you've got

I might be slow but I've got a fast is

bigger than you are ma you're the

biggest drink in the house hey there's

no sugar here you got some sugar round

then well yes but it's being used yes by

us sugars not good for you anyway

enjoying your drink Mouse mafia hey

actually that's cool me down a lot

thanks Marcia it's nice and cool I think

I might just stay in here after all

oh hey thanks Danny

it's great I wish I could get Marcia's

drink - don't be silly it wouldn't fit

it's an idea that let's go swimming

but would gloop make a drink big enough

for a full blink II didn't mean swimming

in a drink II meant liver but the rivers

to dry this time of year we can swim in

the lake then we can take a tent and

camp there yeah yeah yeah did somebody

say they were going swimming in the lake

yes well then you're not going to stop

us yeah you're not gonna stop us yeah

well but they want to stop us who knows

those dingoes are just plain mean

they're always trying to spoil our fun

no kids you've got it all wrong oh yeah

what kind of drink is this a mouse

milkshake as I was saying I'm not trying

to spoil your fun but I would never go

swimming there y-yeah why no you'd never

believe me believe what well I find it

hard to believe myself what that the

lake has a monster in it come on stir

I've never seen a monster in the lake

you've been swimming in it recently no

Robert I went last summer and there

wasn't a monster then there is now I saw

it with my own eyes it was big and ugly

and it roared are you sure it wasn't

just your own reflection there are no

monsters in that lake yes there are kid

hey listen you want another drink okay

the rest of you yeah I thought so

hey globe ooh you again yes me again you

want to get tough oh you want to get

served

the same again for the g*ng and the most

expensive drink for me

right now you wouldn't have seen this

monster last summer because well he used

to live in another lake then but the

humans came and dumped their rubbish in

the lake got so sticky and dirty the

poor old monster couldn't breathe or eat

so he got in a real bad temper real bad

and he moved out of his lake and kept

moving till he found our lake and that's

where he's been ever since so you can

see why a smart guy like me doesn't want

any part of swimming in that Lake I

don't believe you I don't think there's

any monster there I bet you're just

making enough to scare us away from

swimming in the lake so you can swim in

it yourself my bet that's it

is that so kid how much do you bet what

I said how much do you bet there's no

monster in the lake oh I mean I don't

believe there is you made a bet you

heard him didn't you meatball you heard

the kid aah oh yeah I heard him Danny

yeah you heard him say he bet uh yeah

right

how much do you bet okay Danny dingo

here's the deal I bet there's no monster

in LA and I bet there is but you've got

to prove it and within 24 hours

gladly I'll take some film of it tonight

when it comes out toothy you're sure

dream on Danny

and whoever loses the bet has to pay for

a party here for the winner

you're on kid come on meatball we've got

a movie to make

hey this is an old house we aren't he

ordered what a lot Oh

not according to Danny dingo he says you

bought another round and treated him as

well oh not creep oh you know the rules

at work blinky

yeah show us the way to the sink ah that

settles it

we've got to prove that monster doesn't

exist Danny owes us that platy well it's

the first I've heard of any monster in

the lake but then I don't know

everything but mr. wombo what can we do

I just know Danny won't play fair then

you'd better go along to the light

tonight and keep an eye on him

will you come with us of course I

haven't camped out under the stars in

ages and I'd be interested to see this

monster if it exists monster costume

makeup mirror

you should do it okay take this with you

now let's go oh come on

come on what's keeping you if we stand

out on the bank Danny will say we scared

the monster off I don't want him to know

we're even there then let's build a hide

great idea we'll cover it with leaves

leaves and mud

spoke let me write on top

you lazy thing I'm not being lazy

I could be navigator good idea master

hop up

this is hot wood let's rest for a bit

huh yeah blinky who thinks uh can I have

a rest on Danny huh

not yet extraordinary what am i coming

solidly for it's not even back yet

uh-huh Danny it's hot

Oh rubbish look at me I'm as cool as a

cucumber uh yeah but you're not carrying

anything / not carrying anything not

carrying anything I'm carrying the whole

responsibility of the project all on my

own

yeah but that's not as heavy as all this

but no all you can think about is

yourself

how can you be so selfish ah gee I'm

sorry Danny huh maybe you'd like a rest

much better

okay let's rest not on the costume you

fool what costumes let's here we don't

want our monster looking squashy for his

film debut now do we

ah I thought I was gonna film the

monster not dress up as one pinky listen

meatball don't you want a free party at

gloops cafe ah yeah then we have to

prove this monster exists then what are

we film the real monster ah there is one

isn't there meatball how can you doubt

me like that

have I ever told a lie Wow don't answer

that we're filming the fake monster

because the real monster might be camera

shy

oh so when we get to the lake you put

this on just in case II doesn't show ah

but what if the real monster does show

up then he'll think you're an even

scarier monster and run for his life I

know I would

ah oh yeah uh Hugh now let's get going

nice nice nice let me at him Gail don't

you think it would be better if we

waited until meatball dresses up as the

monster then we can catch him in the act

if we let masdea fight him now well

there won't be any proof later Marcia

right now we have to make a plan why

don't you go and tell huambo we're going

to the lake now he can come as soon as

he's ready

hmm let's see

set the camera up over there no there

there no no no no they're not up in the

tree careful with an equipment meat

b*llet isn't paid for you know uh yeah I

know I will be stolen now watch it I

think that hole might have some wind

trader

wasps nests maybe I should have bet on

maple speed around the lake instead if

there was a monster at the end can't you

how's that now enough of the fun let's

get to work

Oh Jeannie Danny huh I'm tired can I

have a rest now rest you haven't done

any work yet now get into that costume

and give me the teeth and fangs and

claws and snarls oh I don't know if I

can do it I mean what's my motivation

for the part your motivation I'll tell

you what your motivation is if you don't

do it you'll have to pay for the party

at gloops you want to do that oh why

made any why should I pay because you

made that bet

are you made that bet you're in this too

I've done all the work so far and if

you're gonna ruin my plan you pay so you

just get into the costume ides to tight

it's too hot I can't leave a niches like

this is very uncomfortable

of course it's uncomfortable why do you

think monsters are so mean

now let's get that makeup on yeah yeah

there now get into this monster head now

gimme the water no no no no that way

the other way Wow Oh

take it off you're ugly enough without

it

ah monster help

that's Cupid crazy nose skull of a

creature I should have known better

yeah now what am I going to do

let's have a swim to cool off what about

the monster blood

hi ha there's no monster here said mr.

wombat I wouldn't go so far as to say

there was no monster blinky no I

wouldn't go that far

I admit it seems most unlikely but still

there are more things in heaven and

earth of course there's no monster

didn't we hear Danny dingo telling

meatball to pretend to be a monster huh

we'll see a monster right enough but

it'll only be meatball and we all know

what we're gonna do about him

let's have that swim while we wait I

think I'll just sit in the shade

the monster got me

what's this

blinky I what this thing hates Danny

dingos camera maybe we'd better hide it

no you don't blinky

that's stealing besides you don't want

Danny to know we're here okay I won't

take the camera they confirm us

unmasking the monster instead well

what's this then I found something funny

uh-hum haha monster oh don't be silly

flap there are no monsters get real but

it is real oh think wave Danny if his

camera is here he should be about he's

hiding somewhere so from now on we keep

our voices down

I'm going for a swim Lolita now roar as

loudly as you can ah no not now you

idiot when you're on the bank now do you

know what you've got to do swim across

the lake and calm out on the bank then

roar and then swim away again but this

stuff's too heavy I can't move when you

moved all right around the lake didn't

you and wait for the signal before you

start swimming ah what Seconal I'll

flash the torch it'll be just like

Hollywood camera lights and action I

don't like it you'll like the party at

gloops though now you wait here while I

get ready to start filming ah

what if I don't see Danny signal huh Oh

what if I don't get there when I order

well Danny's gonna yell at me and I live

to pay for that party at gloops cafe

well bring a movie star isn't as

glamorous as it's cracked up to be

now it's only old wombo come to do some

fishing

Don the batteries are flat down done

lucky we found these batteries no one

bows light works again ah camera the

lights into action

I swim across the lake to the light and

get out on the bank so standing can get

some film and then get back in the like

and swim away it did not hang on raw ID

then get back in the lake and swim away

yeah yeah that's it no but it looks like

an awful long way maybe I better walk

around the bank a bit first

come here

I can hear splashing listen make ba*ls

coming right how do you know it's

meatball because Danny's there with his

camera

look hey over here over here he's coming

this way

little got the washcloth - what the

disguise off give it to him Marcia now

when I lift you up mask up

he'll be ready now start wiping

III Daniel whoops something wrong get

out of here brats you'll scare the

monster away way monster - monsters

we've won the bet you beauty you're

worth a party in gloops cafe and not

only that hello ello what's going on

three monsters oh good a Wamba going

fishing you seem very pleased with

yourself Danny oh I am Huambo this is

worth a free party it glutes cafe house

laughs I have just filmed a monster III

mean two monsters is that one of them it

looks more like a dinger to me in fact

if I am not mistaken it is your meatball

yeah well that's meatball all right I

never said it wasn't

he's been acting is well sort of monster

decoy yeah that's it he was pretending

to be a monster to bring the real

monster out of the water so there

weren't really two monsters and no but

there was one real monster and I've got

the evidence in here proof huambo proof

for the kids

just in case they didn't believe their

own eyes

mr. warm acts like me come on Stan well

I didn't mean it no no it was all

Danny's idea shut up

listen meatball you've done a good job

you fetch that monster it followed you

ruin the ruined make all I'll get you

for this

mr. warm hat are you all right I'm fine

n*zi where have you been Oh mr. wombat

there was a real monster we were afraid

you'd be hurt I was in no danger thank

you all the same now take a look over

there

there is your monster you told your

thorn the monster you wouldn't listen

so I fooled everyone didn't I well I

think we've had enough fuss for one

night time to go back home you saw the

monster though you've got to pay yeah I

saw the monster

it was meatball dressed up no I'm

talking about the real monster oh you

mean this monster you see it was flat

all along do you want to see something

really scary your bill

Denny well now I'll be washing dishes

for the rest of my life lon no

extraordinary