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01x24 - Who is Blinky Bill

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Blinky Bill". Aired: 1 January 1993 – 5 July 2004.*
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Set in Greenpatch, a fictional Australian bushland town, the series presents stories through the activities and misadventures of Blinky Bill, as well as his family and friends.

01x24 - Who is Blinky Bill

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[Music]

Blinky Blinky oh that boy Blinky you'll

be late again Blinky get down here at

[Music]

once I need my sleep Mom I'm a growing

boy you'll be a groaning boy if you're

not dressed in down here in 1 minute a

[Music]

strike who needes school

[Music]

anyway about time to oh just look at

your hair those ears and you haven't

washed your face again and I suppose

your rooms a mess as usual I like it

that way a not this stuff you know I

hate

porridge oh what have I done to deserve

this other mothers don't have this

trouble uh you're upsetting yourself mom

I reckon I'd better get to school

school's really important you know it's

Sunday there's no school today what I

could still be in

[Music]

bed at least I can go fishing we're

going to hear M Pelican he's making a

speech stru I'd rather go to school that

boring don't be rude a very important

person is coming and the mayor is

welcoming him the whole village will be

there good they won't need me then I'll

just get my fishing ride blame key you

can go fishing after the meeting he oh

all right can I leave the porridge in my

hair

[Music]

Blinky

ladies and gentlemen as you all know we

have been hard at work rebuilding our

little village of green patch

[Laughter]

and Professor AR

right the famous architect has agreed to

spend a couple of days looking over our

new buildings for us uh professor

AR

[Applause]

right boring thank you thank you and as

you have no doubt noticed the professor

is accompanied by his good lady

[Music]

wife very

[Applause]

boring and last but not least young

alanon who is not only captain of his

school but has a black belt in the sport

of Judo and even plays the violin he's

agreed to play a little something for

the school children tomorrow

violin a y please feel free to go

wherever you please Professor Green

patch welcomes

[Applause]

you he School captain Oh huh School

Captain I could be school Captain if I I

wanted to only I don't want to you're

jealous what me jealous of someone

called

Alon that'll be the night and he plays

the violin you can't I play the piano

the only thing you can play is Twinkle

Twinkle Little Star and that with one

finger why waste a whole bunch of

fingers when one will

do that's

him

hello alganon I'm

nutsy good the name's Blinky Bill good

morning I'm delighted to make your

acquaintance want to come fishing no

thank you I think it's a fruitless

occupation my time would be better spent

examining the architecture of this

quaint Village I'm going to be an

architect you know like my father yeah

well good for you want to go fishing

n*zi uh-uh I'll show algenon around is

that all right I would appreciate it

greatly see

you struth what big words I reckon that

kid swallowed a dictionary where shall

we start then um would you like to

examine the architecture inside a Milk

Bar father says that only disreputable

people frequent milk bars but no matter

it's all part of my education after you

oh

[Music]

algenon

incredible why are they drinking like

that because they're pigs H that's why

would you like something to

drink um I'm having a strong strawberry

milkshake what about you oh the same how

exciting I've never had a milkshake

before oh waiter huh two strawberry

flavored milkshakes please fellas did

you hear that yeah two strawberry

flavored milkshakes

please mind your own business

[Music]

Shifty well it's the school Captain who

play is the violin bet he does ballroom

dancing too oh careful guys he's a judo

Champion

remember hey fellas he plays the violin

and I play the straw watch

[Music]

this oh I say you you Ruffians r

what did you call me Mr wimo

algenon I said you were a Ruffian and

I'll say it again

Ruffian nobody calls Denny dingo a

Ruffian leave him alone you bully he's

our guest our pipe down you wouldn't do

this if Blinky were here well he ain't

where's your Judo El

yeah thump me why don't you well come on

thump me come on I don't like violence

and I don't like weirdos in my territory

this place belongs to us so get out and

don't come back unless you want to eat

this those dingo wait till I tell Blinky

are you all

right I've never met people like that

before forget those clowns do you want

to see the rest of the village later

nuty if you don't mind I think I'd

better calm down a little

[Music]

first

[Music]

oh

[Music]

I'm hearing things must be

dreaming I'll pinch myself ow oh I

reckon I'm awake

Str maybe I'm in

heaven now no wings no

Halo

wa

you little

beauty

y

[Music]

ow

hey

[Music]

h Wow first music then flying violins

and now I'm seeing double

extraordinary you you

[Music]

ow I made make good clothes my hat give

me a hand will you I'm saturated what

will my parents say I I can't swim

[Music]

okay

funny isn't it I never noticed it we

could be identical twins we look the

same yet we're completely different I

wonder what it's like being you how odd

I was just wondering what it would be

like being you ah it's great actually

but I don't get bored reckon I need a

change so do I I say old boy I I've just

had a most brilliant

idea and so have I give me that hat will

[Music]

you oh a mother's work is never done

never thought I'd look forward to Monday

so much well at least he'll be back at

school all day I wonder how late he'll

be this morning good morning

mother linky oh mother I'm so sorry did

I startle you no no I'll pick it up

what's the matter you're up early of

course mother I don't want to be late

for school there's an exam this morning

so I did some extra homework after I

tidied my room you you you tidied your

room of course I made my bed put

everything away polished the mirror and

windows and ironed my clothes oh mother

you look pale are you all right hey oh

yes Blinky I'm fine oh no

temperature you're not sick are you

never felt better would you like a cup

of

tea

there

goodbye

well what's your verdict dear about

green patch I

mean is wonderful is they doing a

splendid job the house is beautifully

built and there's plenty of trees and

clean water and fresh air I would say

it's better than the old village but uh

it's getting late where's algenol most

unusual he never

alanon

[Music]

alanon leave me alone what buzz off buzz

off wake up he's speaking some foreign

language are you all right

darling I say don't talk to your mother

like that alanon

Al oh yeah a struth I'm glad you woke me

up I was having this nightmare oh you

poor boy tell Momsy what happened well

Momsy I was sitting in my room and

suddenly I turned into a

carrot what a huge carrot and I had

these G enous teeth and black hair

sticking out all over me and I had my

boxing gloves on and I was going around

punching buildings

over great oh

Alon that's enough son come on it's time

to get ready for the school school but

but I don't live here I'm not going to

no school oh poor dear don't you

remember you promised to play a v L

piece for the little ones at the local

school I did oh yeah I did but I can't

play on an empty

stomach where's Brey I'm

starving wacky do corn

flakes my favorite

Munchies

[Music]

r

where is linky mail ah the little devil

I knew he wouldn't come I wonder what

the excuse will be this time one more

minute if he doesn't show up he fails

the exam good morning children morning

Miss settle down answer your names

please Nati here spludge Pleasant m

present Blinky Bill present Miss Magpie

FL you yes Miss Magpie it is I uh but

how did how did you get in here through

the door Miss Magpie I didn't say you no

miss I arrived before you I thought it

prudent to be early to complete my

studying for the examination but you've

never come to school on time in your

life be that as it may education is a

prous

gift are you feeling ill Miss

Magpie no linky sit

down class turn your papers over and

answer all the questions you have 10

minutes start

now

linky Bill I said you might start now I

finished Miss is this one of your tricks

correct

correct 100% correct right here good on

you blink good on

you come in ah alanon culture at last

come in there boy class say good morning

to our very special guest good morning

[Music]

morning I believe you're having a test

today so I won't waste your precious

time playing a lot of useless

[Music]

music well Janan I

insist um if you put it like that now

pay attention children you will never

hear meic music like this

[Music]

[Music]

again incredible did you see her

face what a

performance you think that's bad you

should hear me on the

piano I'm sorry we have to leave

tomorrow I'll miss being Blinky bill and

I'll miss bring algenon so shall we

become our real selves now not yet first

there's a little matter to settle up at

The Milk Bar Danny and his mates I

detest the use of force but I think on

this occasion I should assist you

now

you wait outside with

n*zi good luck old son thanks alanon uh

I mean Blinky

Alon

waiter three strawberry milkshakes

please he's back hi you with a funny hat

are you a SL owner or something you

ain't allowed in here it's a free

country I go where I want so there

uhoh nuts to

you all right Mr music man it's time you

learned a lesson do what you like to me

you bullies but don't you dare touch my

violin oh yeah give me that no

never come

[Music]

here any catch you'll Smash It meat I

beg you don't break it it's worth a

fortune a fortune open it no you'll be

sorry okay you open it sure watch

[Music]

this 1 2 3 off siss

me

[Music]

it has been a great pleasure having you

and your charm I believe these are yours

oh and I believe this is

yours what's going on here who's who

you'll never know oh won't I come here

whoever you

are

incredible your turn

extraordinary

Blinky you're a naughty boy Blinky but I

think I like you like that

extraordinary