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01x26 - Blinky Bill's Wedding Picnic

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Blinky Bill". Aired: 1 January 1993 – 5 July 2004.*
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Set in Greenpatch, a fictional Australian bushland town, the series presents stories through the activities and misadventures of Blinky Bill, as well as his family and friends.

01x26 - Blinky Bill's Wedding Picnic

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no more Mrs nice Mouse let me add him

come back you cowardly koala you ley

lied leaf licker blinky didn't mean it

oh Maria

[Laughter]

zip over here zip over there in the air

whirly whirly whirly right on Maria's

nose

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well shifty dingo what are you laughing

at twirly whirly whirly blip i'll give

you a twirly whirly whirly blip no stop

stop that tickles

i'll give you

you bit me laugh at me again and I'll

bite you harder maria you've gone too

far this time you know biting's not

allowed in Green Patch you've probably

given him blood poisoning now yeah his

leg will swell up like a balloon he'll

get purple spots his hair will fall out

if he lives that long

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what's all this Shifty why are you

crying Maria what's wrong with you they

had a disagreement miss Mad Pie I will

not tolerate fighting in my class if

you've been biting again you're in big

trouble well I that is sort No it was

nothing like that miss Marcia knows

biting's not allowed then let that be

the end to it we shall turn to more

pleasant subjects thanks Shifty sorry I

bit you

i have an announcement to make on behalf

of Blinky Bill Koala's mother and Nutsy

Koala's father the two of them have

decided to get married

oh pardon me i always cry at weddings

hooray hooray hooray that means Nutsy

won't have to go away three cheers

hooray

hooray

hooray oh Nutsy are you glad gee poor

old Blinky you're going to have a sister

mr and Mrs koala have decided to get

married at Bunip Lake we will then have

a picnic oh wow hello a picnic i've

never been for a picnic never

when we return there will be a village

dance with this in mind I have decided

to devote much of our lesson time to a

dancing practice now push back those

desks

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good work children now get ready

1 2 3 1 2 3 1 2 3

don't stop come on Shifty oh I can't

dance again i'll show you how take my

hands one two three one two three one

two three one two three

no i told you I can't dance come on

let's try again one two three one two

three one two three one two three

it's no good Nutsy i just can't dance

see you tomorrow at the picnic

come on Nutsy he'll cheer up by tomorrow

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dancing what do you want to learn

dancing for dingoes don't dance they

prowl come on ma everyone ought to be

able to dance tell you what Shifty you

come around to the beauty salon before

school tomorrow and I'll give you a turn

or two round you'll soon learn

hey Shifty don't be so sloppy poor

little Black hey Mom

why don't you ever give Shifty a break

he's only a kid a break eh who ever

gives me a break

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if you want to give someone a break why

don't you stop filing your precious

nails and start filing away this rubbish

danny and Meatball never left a por to

help me i get tired at work but Meatball

could shift some of the rubbish honest

ma someone's going to get hurt in all

that junk well it wouldn't hurt you to

move some of it

now look what you've broken yeah and I

spent all day filing them

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one two three one two three one two

three one two three you dance divinely

my dear one two three one two

oh I've been practicing for hours and

hours with this mop hey Daisy watch me

dance oh he's more wooden than his

dancing partner one two three one two

three shifty be careful

oh my leg oh my leg

hi again we mustn't be late for our

dancing lessons ah hurry up hurry up

late again this morning we seem to have

one person too many 1 two three nutsy

koala who's your partner shifty Dingo

miss Mad Pie I can't find him how

annoying attention has anyone seen

Shifty Dingo today not today Miss Magpie

i haven't maybe he's sick yeah maybe

he's got blood poisoning maybe he's got

purple spots maybe his hairs are all

falling out maybe he's all swollen up

like a balloon nonsense he must simply

be laid now let's begin take your

partners one two three one two three

who is it Miss Magpie for you Miss

Magpie shifty quiet it's not for you

oh thank you Daisy

well well it looks as if Shifty won't be

joining us for some time now let us

continue 1 2 3 1 2 3 1 2 3 Hey Nutsy you

don't think he really has got blood

poisoning do you oh of course not but I

I I did bite him oh dear let's go and

see nurse Angelina after school she'll

know if Shifty is really sick oh okay

one two three

what can I do for you children we want

to know what's wrong with Shifty Dingo

yes the poor little fellow is quite ill

it was the most unfortunate thing to

happen is his hair falling out he has

some bald patches certainly but that's

only to be expected after what happened

to him but I'm not concerned about that

it's his leg that really is causing the

worry he can't move it you see and it's

rather swollen purple spots has he got

purple spots just a few now run along

children i have patience to see oh I've

poisoned him i've destroyed Shifty with

my teeth oh Nutsy i never meant to do it

nonsense Maria it isn't your fault it is

it is it is no it isn't but Shifty's all

swelled up and he's got purple spots and

his hair's falling out just like Blinky

said i have lethal teeth

i've k*lled him what's she trying to do

oh Blinky maria thinks her biting shifty

has k*lled him blood poisoning i told

you it will get him don't stop digging

Marcia that hole's a good place to hide

now that Danny Dingo will be after you

pinky you're making things worse purple

spots come off it Marcia i was only

joking nurse Angelina did say that

Shifty had doctors and nurses don't know

everything am I right Marcia what if

it's true what if Maria has k*lled him

ah if you're so worried about it why

don't you go and ask Ma dingo oh yeah

only couldn't you come and ask not me

sick visiting is a job for girls and you

say you want to be my brother

but life

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hello Mrs

corn or dirty will you thank you we'll

take good care of it

[Music]

if it's those kids again

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oh it's nurse Angelina

that'll be right the dog goodter poking

her nose where she's not wanted good

evening dear your voice sounds a little

funny

is that better dear and your face looks

quite strange too i think you should

come to my beauty salon i could do a lot

for you thank you uh thank thank you

dear now may I see the little patient

nurse my legs a lot better say I can go

say I can go nurse extraordinary

you are swelled up you put the bandage

on me that's where I scraped myself when

I fell over you know that and you've got

purple spots extraordinary

that's the stuff you put on my cuts

nurse you sound funny

ow gee it's you why have you come well

what's the world coming to if a fella

can't visit a sick mate gee you came to

see me was it your idea Blinkcky of

course oh Shifty you really got blood

poisoning from me biting you no i fell

down a hole out in the yard it was full

of rubbish and I cut myself and broke my

leg it wasn't my bite then of course not

you reckon a mouse bite could hurt a

dingo here Shifty i brought you these

and some cake and some cheese

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sit down and tell me what's been

happening does it hurt Shifty oh not

much i can't walk on it though gee

Shifty how are you going to come on the

picnic at Buny Blake then i won't be

able to come and I was so looking

forward to it i'd never been on a picnic

before

out

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[Applause]

i like to make a clean sweep of it

that'll teach you not to come upsetting

my boy now get

But but ma they're my friends

don't worry Shifty you'll be able to

come to the picnic somehow i promise

extraordinary

but Blinky how can we get Shifty to the

picnic if he can't walk i don't know but

trust me I'll think of something

there you are Blinky oh I hope that wood

is what you're looking for gee thanks

Wombo

wombat that blinky i wonder what he's up

to now

just wait here Blinky Bill i'll go and

see what I can find

there you are Blinky will this do then

oh wow thank you Mrs rabbit oh but look

there's a baby in there oh silly me i I

must have forgot thank you Blinky Bale

bye Mrs rabbit

oh I suppose you can have the old chair

in the pantry but you'll have to get it

yourself yes Mom bye Mom oh Blinkcky

what are you going to do with it can't

tell you Mom it's a surprise

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yippee it's picnic day today forget it

son you're not going to any picnic so

don't get the idea you are i am blinky

promised look here promises are made to

be broken nobody helps a dingo except

another dingo and that's not often

blinky's my mate he'll come you just

wait and see oh you poor fool

well she could go daisy's right poor

little fellow never gets no fun

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ow

[Music]

extraordinary

i finished blinky it's nearly time for

the wedding picnic you've got to come

and get dressed in your page uniform

just a minute Mom got to go somewhere

hey Mrs dingo i've come for Shifty i

thought I told you to stay away you know

he can't walk he won't have to look you

made that for Shifty for my Shifty yeah

nothing to it so can he come oh all

right meatball danny let Shifty out

wow Blinky you're great

come on you got to come to the picnic

too and that's an order

[Applause]

a one and a two

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oh

hi mom

[Applause]

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yippee

hooray hooray

may I have the pleasure of this dance

m1ngo

hey Nutsy look at old Wombo and m1ngo

yeah look great footwork

get away

it's a way to go

look I am sick of that name how many

times do I have to tell you don't call

me Wombo yeah you're right besides I've

got a much better name for you what is

it Blinky wing wombo

extraordinary

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