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02x03 - Blinky Bill And The Baby Show

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Blinky Bill". Aired: 1 January 1993 – 5 July 2004.*
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Set in Greenpatch, a fictional Australian bushland town, the series presents stories through the activities and misadventures of Blinky Bill, as well as his family and friends.

02x03 - Blinky Bill And The Baby Show

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[Music]

[Applause]

this is the story of Blinky Bill and

Flap and Nutsy too and Wombo Ruff and

Maria and Sports the Kangaroo now they

all live in Green Patch Town as happy as

can be with friends and neighbors all

around the same as you and me but it's

not always fun and games for Blinky and

his crew disasters shouldn't happen but

alas they sometimes do there's mysteries

and secrets out there amongst the trees

and nobody needs enemies when you've got

friends like these hey Blinky Bill

you'll never catch him standing still

life is pretty boring till you've met

Blinky Bill hey Blinky Bill our cheeky

mate from Green Patch Hill if you don't

know him you soon will good old Blinky

Bill so come and see what happens next

to Blinky and his friends but tend to

one you'll never guess the way the story

ends our little mischief maker the one

who never fails enjoy his great

adventures in these new exciting tales

hey Blinky Bill you'll never catch him

standing still at this pretty boring

chill you've met Blinky Bill hey Blinky

Bill our cheeky mate from Green Patch

Hill if you don't know him you soon will

good old Linky Bill

[Music]

hey Blinky Bill you'll never catch him

standing still life is pretty boring

till you've met Blinky Bill hey hey

Blinky Bill our cheeky mate from Green

Patch Hill if you don't know him you

soon will good old Blinky

[Music]

good on you Blinky

[Music]

who would have thought organizing a baby

show would prove so exhausting all this

responsibility

is really too much

[Music]

yippee

[Music]

ringy bell my hand

[Laughter]

[Music]

give me that i think I better be going

just wait till your mother hears about

this you young whippers snapper

blinky there you are we've been looking

for you was that May Pelican we heard

shouting that silly old may silly old

baby show yeah who wants to look at a

lot of old babies mothers are bringing

them from everywhere yeah and the best

baby's going to get a prize you think

it'll be jelly beans save what Tummy

you'll never get to taste them ah there

you all are i've been looking for you

kids i need some help no problem Wombo

don't call me Wombo sorry Wombo hey what

are these for some more flags for the

baby show yes you can put them up for me

great hey Blinky i thought you didn't

like baby shows no but this might be fun

and we won't have anything to do with

the babies will we

[Music]

oh Mr wombat still on the job I see him

oh yes me Pelican i was wondering where

you'd got to well I had to pop over my

spare hat hey Wombo it's ready blinky

Bill how dare you come back here after

what you did it was just an accident

Mayor Pelican uh yes uh Blinkie is

helping me yes well I I I I think it'd

be safer if you did it by yourself me

climb that flag pole well I uh I admit

you are rather overweight

getting on a bit too aren't you

how about you do it me oh no no i've got

my position to think of why a mayor must

be seen to be dignified whilst taking

control at all times okay g*ng haul away

no no no it would never do for me to go

around climbing flags

get me down

yes you're quite right Mayor Pelican it

doesn't look dignified

get me down at once oh dear i think he'd

better do what he says Blinky okay wombo

lower away g*ng

careful be careful now slowly

look M Pelican you've landed on your hat

oh dear

well never mind accidents will happen oh

you little troublemaker come here you

come back here Blinky Build follow me

g*ng

[Music]

i knew we should have left him up that

pole i reckon we've lost him now well

perhaps we'd better stay here for a bit

and give him a chance to calm down yes

the water looks nice and cool

hey watch out Ribbit stop it stop it you

naughty frog look at you oh just when I

got you all neat and tidy having trouble

Mrs spotty trouble trouble there's

always trouble when you're around blinky

Bill but Blinky didn't touch your baby

Mrs spotty no no I'm sorry oh I don't

know which way to turn this morning i

was getting them ready for the baby show

when I had this message that my second

cousin needs my pondweed lotion but how

can I take her the lotion now with the

baby show about to start

give Elmerald to back her dummy

[Music]

oh look what you've done you've

swallowed it don't worry Mrs buddy I'll

fix it

oh thank you Blinky anytime Mrs spotty

you were saying oh yes Blinky well I've

entered all six you see we can mine them

till you come back you really think

you're up to it no worries there's six

of them and six of us uh what are you

getting off into Blinky remember you

said we weren't going to have anything

to do with babies you're not worried

about six little frogs are you i want to

know anything about babies i expect

they'll sleep babies usually do well all

right i'll get them ready first you

won't cause trouble will you kid

there hope they look beautiful all clean

and tidy mind you don't wake him and you

won't have any trouble um why is Rudolph

in a pram on his own oh well he grew so

fast there wasn't room for him with the

others he's a very big baby i'm sure

he'll win a prize a prize my Rudolph

will win first prize wong grew an

enormous fat round pumpkin once that won

first prize at a show i hope you're not

comparing my Rudolph with a pumpkin well

Mrs spotty hadn't you better take the

pondweed lotion to your poor cousin of

course i'd better hurry now remember if

I'm late getting back you must deliver

those babies to the show i'll meet you

there

and none of your naughty tricks Blinky

Bell yeah right Blinky now let's think

of something to do while she's gone

we'll play a chasing game but not here

in case we wake the babies somebody

ought to stay near the pram yeah but

none of us want to do that all right

then say a number someone oh me me okay

uh um

uh

um six six it is 1 2 3 4 5 6 uses out so

you stay there and look after the pram

[Music]

ooh is that a rattle see I wonder if it

works

stop that you'll wake them

[Applause]

[Music]

can't anyone stop them looking after

them with blinkies my dear okay I'll fix

it

hey froggies

[Music]

that really fixed it oh well I can see

that I'll have to make the ultimate

sacrifice yeah froggies

have a lolly he'll get all sticky mrs

spuddy will blame us yeah put them away

flap well I tried

why don't you try picking one up Blinky

pick one up she says

[Music]

wow it worked hey pick the rest up

hey it's got my ear your ear what about

my pink i haven't got it right have I

well the froggy seems happy

okay dummies so what's next maybe

they'll go to sleep again now they've

stopped crying i'll try putting Rudolph

back in his pram and see what happens

pick him up quick then go start the rest

of

[Music]

Well what are we going to do now i've

got an idea nancy you take Spludge's

foggy i reckon that's an idea I like

okay Sploge now get down and pretend to

be a horse yeah right me a horse just do

it i feel really silly now rudolph

you're going to have a ride

hey see he likes it

why is it always got to be me now we're

all going to be horses okay Nutsy

everyone line up we're going to have a

race and first pass the rock wins are we

all ready yeah go

[Music]

and lightning thunder down the straight

it's neck and neck must be a photo

finish hey sis i can't see that's better

hey wait for me hang on hang on we won

we won

[Music]

oh dear look oh golly where are they all

coming from the baby show must be

starting quick grab the froggies we

can't wait for Mrs spotty yes she said

to take them to the baby show if she's

late 1 2 3 4 5 Hey where's Rudolph he

was here a minute ago oh we've got no

time to lose spread out and search

well we've looked everywhere three times

what's Mrs spotty going to say the

babies will be disqualified if they're

running late why did you say we'd look

after these little green pests blinky

wait I think I'm getting an idea uh-uh

it was your idea that got it into this

mess in the first place i'll be quiet

Flap look Mrs spotty's entered six

babies in the show yes and now there's

only five yes so one of us will have to

pretend to be Rudolph

blinky blinky i'm not sure i think it's

a brilliant idea maria's just the right

size no Maria won't do she doesn't look

anything like a frog yeah I suppose splo

is too big nuty and Blinky are too furry

and shifty well he hasn't got great big

googly eyes like a frog

why is everybody looking at me oh no no

I won't do it you can't make me no

whatever happened to freedom of the

individual never heard of a rude

decision wimp help don't look i won't

hand me your pants

he must be ready by now

come on Flap promise you won't laugh ah

just hurry up i feel ridiculous

doesn't he look so

[Music]

appeal to your juvenile sense of humor

here this will help you look even better

what is it mrs spotty's green face

powder oh what did you do that for it's

in my eyes oh shall I help no I'm all

right

[Music]

well I'm ready a perfect little frog all

right Nutsy you know what you've got to

do yep find Rudolfph and bring him to

the show right then we can swap him with

Flap before anyone notices

i don't forget to bring my pants

your attention please ladies and

gentlemen

the judging will commence as soon as you

get in line in the order of the numbers

on your pram

golly it looks worse than the school

Christmas party whatever you do don't

leave me button your beak babies can't

talk

oh dear i hope Blinkies remembered my

instructions

well the the pram are gone i'd better

try and catch them before they reach the

show oh what's that gudolf

what have they done to you oh just look

at the mess you're in and where did you

get those dreadful lollies i know who's

to blame blinky Bear rudolph just isn't

anywhere oh yes he is look Rudolph and

Mrs spotty come on we better warn Blinky

i'll get you cleaned up and then I'll

deal with Blinky Bill

oh don't you remember when Blinkcky

looked just like that and we used to

push him and slap around in their pram

together oh they grow up so fast they do

they do

they're all so delightful at that age oh

look at there oh I think he's gorgeous

oh do you really thank you very much now

what is the number of the next

contestant

21 number 21 come forward please

[Music]

do keep in the correct order please

oh a fine baby kangaroo make a note of

that Mr wombat oh what a handsome little

fellow hasn't he got strong legs wow

weigh him please Mr gluke

2 kg as well not heard of that Mr wombat

is your blinky coming oh dear me no he

said he didn't want to be seen with a

lot of babies

just like my flap what'll we do if Nutsy

doesn't alive when it's our turn you'll

be okay it's me the mayor's mad with

You're not going to leave me Blinky shh

be a good baby and trust me

[Music]

[Applause]

now now well behaved children don't

squirt milk at each other there that's

much better isn't it

here we go

don't

they aren't related to Blinky Bill by

any chance are they

no bottles I hope don't you think she's

adorable give the little darling a kiss

Mr may yeah I I better not it's

unhygienic you know oh are you saying my

baby's unhygienic

well I that is a

[Music]

lot of nice quiet little bunnies eh yes

you'd better weigh them too Mr gloop oh

and I can see the pretty ones take after

their mother oh Mr mayor the things you

say and the baby show too it's a baby

contest not a beauty contest if it were

a beauty contest you'd win first prize

egg oh save my babies oh come on Mr

gloop mr wombat we must catch them oh

not me M Pelican i've got to take notes

you nice little buddy buddy buddy oh

stop you little menace i've got you

pardon me madam aha

i've got one Mr gloop

[Music]

everybody warned me about these baby

shows but I wouldn't listen

it's your turn next what are you going

to do keep out of sight and hope Nutsy

turns up well I never there's Splodge

pushing a premium i'm helping Mrs spotty

may Pelican

ah Mrs spotty's little cherubs it seems

only yesterday that they were just

tadpoles

pinky oh good at you give me Rudolph

quick mrs spotty's got him she's coming

to look for you she looks real mad

thank goodness the last pram but who's

in charge of it well better fetch it Mr

gloop

[Music]

ah what have we here pram 11 it should

be another frog m pelican oh what a nice

quiet baby

how's the cute ickle froggy then shall

we weigh him Mr gloop

oh my goodness

a green platypus

goooo get on with it Mr gloop

a record and such an unusual baby too go

go ladies and gentlemen I have no

hesitation in proclaiming the winner and

awarding this magnificent prize to

number 111 the green platypus wait just

a minute here's number 111

there must be some mistake you bet there

is and Blinky Bill's to blame my blinky

blinky bill

bring your prize flap um thank you very

I I say you bring that prize back here

come back

[Music]

why flap all green and dressed like a

baby hi mate g*ng what are you thinking

about

come back here

pinky just you wait till I get you home

quick behind those bushes pinky Bill

where are you oh I know he's a Pinky but

he always gets into trouble come back

here

let's give them the slip

[Music]

oh boy there's going to be trouble when

we get home

still we got the prize uh we

And just who won it you but it was my

idea well all right we'll share it must

be an awful lot of jelly beans in it

maybe even a chocolate cake yeah i hope

there's some fudge you'd better open it

Flap

what is it what is it what is it don't

keep us in suspense

it says "First prize in the Green Patch

Baby Show what every baby needs and

every mother wants a year's suppliers

nappies and 24 safety pins

a

extraordinary

[Music]

yahoo dooy villain on his crew

black marsh to spot the kangaroo the

kangaroo the kangaroo excursion time

magpie said we have a lovely day we're

going on a bushw walk young blinky

yelled hooray you said blame to take a

cup and a nap and I'll bring the

essentials like chocolate cake said flap

yahoo dy doo dicky doo and his grew nuts

clap and spudge the kangaroo the

kangaroo spot the kangaroo they wandered

down an old bush push track a twisting

and a turning then crawled up on the

bank and fell exhausted on the grass an

unfamiliar landscape stretched round

them far and wide and Flappy nearly

fainted "we're completely lost," he

cried "you won't know what happened then

keep watching and you'll see here comes

the next adventure of the Blinky Bill."

Blinky Bill blinky Bill that's me yahoo

blinky Bill and all

the kangaroo watch the kangaroo towards

the kangaroo