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02x16 - Blinky Bill and the Apple Thieves

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Blinky Bill". Aired: 1 January 1993 – 5 July 2004.*
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Set in Greenpatch, a fictional Australian bushland town, the series presents stories through the activities and misadventures of Blinky Bill, as well as his family and friends.

02x16 - Blinky Bill and the Apple Thieves

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[Laughter]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

this is the story of Blinky Bill and

flap and nutsy too and Wombo Ruff and

marier and SPL the kangaroo now they all

live in green patch town as happy as can

be with friends and neighbors all around

the same as you and me but it's not

always fun games for Blinky and his crew

disaster shouldn't happen but alas they

sometimes do there's Mysteries and

secrets out there amongst the trees and

nobody needs enemies when you've got

friends like these hey hey Blinky bill

you never catch him standing still like

this pretty boring till you met Blinky

Bill hey hey Blinky Bill cheeky M from

Green patch Hill if you don't know him

you soon will good old Blinky bill so

come and see what happens next to Blinky

and his friends but 10 to one you'll

never guess the way the story ends how

little Mischief maker the one who never

fails enjoy his great adventures in

these new exciting Tales hey hey Blinky

bill you never catch him standing still

like this pretty boring till you met

Blinky Bill hey hey Blinky Bill cheeky

mate from Green patch Hill if you don't

know him you soon will good old Blinky

bill

[Music]

hey hey Blinky Bill you'll never catch

him standing still like this pretty

boring till you miss Blinky Bill hey hey

Blinky bill I'll cheeky M from Green

patch Hill if you don't know him you

soon will good

[Music]

Blinky good on you Blinky

[Music]

a sleeping on the ground is not fun I

wouldn't mind that if we could just stay

in one place for a while not me I'm

hungry and I don't see any cheese

growing on these trees tree tree and

more trees oh I'm sick of gum leaves I'd

like something different to eat yeah

wouldn't we all n*zi your wish is more

Comm me I'll fly something better than

gum leaves B Shifty come back oh it's

it's all your fault if he gets lost why

is it my fault because that Dingo will

do anything you say yeah he nuts about

you nutsy look shifty's coming back and

he's carrying some ba*ls well maybe he's

not nuts about you nuty maybe just blind

nuts these are apples flap where did you

find them Shifty I really stole them

Blinky he stole them haven't we told you

not to steal you just take them right

back where you got them from from Blinky

you don't know that he stole them of

course I do he's a sneaky dingo yeah

dingo always steal and I suppose koalas

and kangaroos don't steal

well I didn't steal the apples nuty I

found them lying on the ground I tried

to please you but you're all just being

horrible yes and it's not fair you

should be ashamed of yourselves yeah

well I guess I believe you Shifty yeah

me too now can we go and not steal some

more wow apples for days but what about

the humans we can deal with a few humans

now Blinky don't go starting any trouble

I won't I just want more

apples dogs no sense in all of us going

down to get the apples um only one of us

should go they all go huh oh remember

Shifty just take the apples that are

already on the

[Music]

ground don't go to sleep what if Shifty

gets into trouble that's okay okay I'll

keep

watch the only he's going to watch is

the inside of his

[Music]

eyelids good morning

fellas what is

it don't tell me you finally spotted the

apple thief it's about time he's been

stealing Us blind for

weeks

aha a dingo I dead

H dad I found the thief who's been

stealing the apples every night oh good

who is it a lgle a stranger a big guy is

it a little guy well uh no well what

sort of a man did you see I didn't see a

man well you said you saw the man who's

been stealing our apples I said I saw

the thief who's been stealing our apples

it isn't a man Dad it's a dingo now

listen son I know you really want to

help me but you must know how silly it

is to make up stor stories like this it

only wastes my time and yours but it's

true I did see a dingo he's got a red

and white bundle and he's filling it

with apples have a look for yourself

dingos don't steal apples dingos don't

even eat apples well I can't see a dingo

not one with a red and white bundle but

I can see a dingo with a blue party

dress on

what see how silly it sounds

well the dogs know it's true have one

more look please Dad once more then look

I don't want to hear any huh it is a

dingo a dingo stole my apples what are

you going to

do we're going to set traps for our

furry

friend did I do right dead son you're

the apple of my eye

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

now when it gets dark we'll snake down

and get more apples and then we'd better

leave

but I hate to leave all these apples

what are those humans

doing it looks as if they're tying up

the

trees I reckon they making spider webs

human webs what would humans catch in a

web well unless he's very careful when

he goes back for apples they might catch

Shifty

[Music]

now bring your end over

here thanks son that's the last bit now

stand back and I'll turn it

on I'll just check to make sure it's

working isn't an electric fence a bit

hard on the dingo now look it won't

really hurt him it'll just make him

realize that stealing is a shocking

crime

[Music]

the humans have gone oh good then I'll

go and get some more apples and I need

you your hanky to carry them in uh

thanks be careful of those ropes and

things don't worry I'm a sneaky dingo

remember oh do you think he'll be all

right of course he will he's a dingo

[Music]

saar's missed all the traps

Dad no and he's even missed the big

net he's going to avoid the electric

[Music]

wire ow ow ow ow ow

I've got him oh po Shifty steal my

apples would you I wouldn't mind if you

just took a few but I've been losing six

or eight crates a night so it's off to

the zoo with you in the

[Music]

morning a but dead can't we just let him

go tomorrow nope he'd be back to his old

tricks in no time at all yeah but but no

butt son you just can't trust a

[Music]

dingo listen we've got to make a plan

you I'll kick the door in yeah I'll dig

under it I'll squeeze through the crack

wait wait let's get a little organized

here yes now what are we best at uh

eating sleeping I think we work best as

a team R

then

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e

e

e e

[Music]

oh

[Music]

got

it you've got the key but what was all

that yelling about you weren't scared

were you Mafia of course not good then

you won't mind putting it back when

we've let Shifty out oh

yeah hit not

see Can You Reach

I I think

so see we can do anything we're the

smartest toughest bravs

Boulders quickly help me get him out why

it's not real no but it might come in

handy to scare the dogs well don't worry

splut is taking care of them not really

the dogs are already busy eating a big

bone so let's get out of here before

they finish no I want to clear my name

first you what they accused me of

stealing all the apples but it was the

other humans who did it other humans

yeah they're in that big shed stealing

lots of apples right now good then we

leave by a different way but then I

won't be able to prove I'm I'm innocent

H that's right so what let's go no no

think who are they going to blame if

we're not here the are humans perhaps

after all they are the thieves no

they'll blame the animals that do live

here the pums the the Wales the poor old

bandic Coots and and w*r bats they'll

hun them down and put them in the zoo

now is that fair no no it's not fair and

we're going to do something about it

[Music]

so many apples V not

is not if we scatter a lot around and

take bites out of

something and leave them as clo I see

they will think animals did

it kangaroos dingos koalas yeah they'll

be searching the bush while we're

selling this lot in town what oh no the

nerve of them we've got to do something

yeah but what well if we could just get

the dogs to see these thieves they'd

catch them for us that's easy done I can

do

that yeah but but

Blinky but the

dogs what about the dogs well they're in

with the crooks a the rot apples they

get paid off in

Bones hey dog

[Music]

[Music]

nice

doggies nice doggies

[Music]

can't believe it what well that didn't

work true but SPL was very brave did I

really see that a kangaroo trying to

steal a dog's BN you sure did lucky for

us too he left his Footprints everywhere

bitten apples and R prints it'll look

like a ruse stole the

apples no let's get out of here and just

a few more apples and then we hit the

road did you hear that now they're going

to blame splodge and they're getting

ready to leave we've got to do something

but if the dogs won't bark how are the

humans going to catch the thieves we'll

wake him up how well they won't wake up

for the dogs but they'll wake up for us

why because we'll make them an offer

they can't ignore

1

2

3 wake

up wake up wake up

[Music]

woohoo don't tou me

[Music]

Henry dead dead oh look the windows you

cheeky Little Devils Come On Son we'll

fix them quick splodge the dogs are

coming dog

[Applause]

[Music]

yes the humans are awake run run

[Music]

[Music]

ouch someone's coming quick

hide hey get out

[Applause]

[Music]

ow ow ow ow

[Music]

ow help help help help help

nice

doggies nice

[Music]

doggies morning

already I'm so St I went running last

night yeah might me hungry oh hungry or

not I just want to get far away from

here well I'm glad we helped the Apple

farmer at least the local animals won't

get the blame or us but you'd think he

might have at least thanked us but

that's humans for you where do you think

they are

son they're hiding in those bushes Dad

good well let's put it down here son do

you think they'll like it well I hope so

after the good turn they did us they

deserve a reward now let's see

eucalyptus cake for the koalas carrots

for the kangaroo and the mupi old mouse

will eat this and a pie for the dingo

fancy me blaming him when it was two

humans all along and this is for the

Platypus do you think platypus is like

cakes huh

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

extraordinary

Yahoo Blinky B and crew nuty flap and

and the kangar the kangar the kangaroo

Excursion time mag we'll have a lovely

day we're going on a bushw walk young

Blinky y hooray you be blong did take

take a compass and a map and I'll bring

the essential black chocolate kite said

flap

yahoy bill and his crew nutsy flap and

and SPL the kangaroo the kangar splodge

the kangaroo they wandered down an old

Bush track a twisting and a turning then

crawled up on the bank and fell

exhausted on the grass an unfamiliar

landscape stretched around them fire and

wide and Flappy nearly fainted we're

completely lost he cried you want to

know what happened then keep watching

and you'll see here comes the next

adventure of Blinky Bill Blinky Bill

Blinky bill that's

me

did the karoo the kangar the kangaroo