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02x18 - Blinky Bill's Holiday

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Blinky Bill". Aired: 1 January 1993 – 5 July 2004.*
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Set in Greenpatch, a fictional Australian bushland town, the series presents stories through the activities and misadventures of Blinky Bill, as well as his family and friends.

02x18 - Blinky Bill's Holiday

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[Laughter]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

this is the story of Blinky Bill and

flap and nutsy too and wo Ruff and

marier and SPL the kangaroo now they all

live in green patch town as happy as can

be with friends and neighbors all around

the same as you and me but it's not

always running games for Blinky and his

crew disaster shouldn't happen but alas

they sometimes do there's Mysteries and

secrets out there amongst the trees and

nobody needs enemies when you've got

friends like these hey hey Blinky bill

you never catch him standing still like

this pretty boring till you met Blinky

Bill hey hey Blinky Bill cheeky mate

from Green patch Hill if you don't know

him you soon will good old Blinky bill

so come and see what happens next to

Blinky and his friends but 10 to one

you'll never guess the way the story

ends our little Mischief maker the one

who never fails enjoy his great

adventures in these new exciting Tales

hey hey Blinky Bill you'll never catch

him standing still like this pretty

boring till you met Blinky Bill hey hey

Blinky Bill cheeky M from Green patch

Hill if you don't know him you soon will

good Blinky bill

[Music]

hey hey Blinky Bill you'll never catch

him standing still like this pretty Bing

till you miss Blinky Bill hey hey Blinky

bill I'll cheeky M from Green patch Hill

if you don't know him you soon will good

[Music]

Blinky good on you

[Music]

Blinky all clear come on g*ng hurry

roads are dangerous places I can see

that but where's Shifty oh bother he's

always getting left behind

huh he was just here now hey

Shifty come on Shifty oh don't

hurry I've told you a thousand times pay

attention when you're crossing a

[Music]

road it's everyone all right humans

never look where they're going oh boy my

mom's going to be real feel mad if she

ever sees my dirty pants did you see

that human in the back of the bus H all

humans look alike to me I think it was

the one who has the shop not far from

our village our village are you sure

Blinky yes I am so I'm going to follow

that

[Music]

bus did you notice the Kaa Laing on the

road back there Mr Sedwick it looked

like a Kaa I once had The Misfortune

dmate well all kalies look alike to me

but please don't keep calling me Mr

edwick their name's Arthur

oh I'm glenish oh I do believe we're

nearly

there Blinky I'll never catch up we've

got a try n*zi that human could show us

the way home but Blinky she won't help

remember she hates Co wers I hope that

buff gets a flat

tire hey look at this this isn't our

village I think it's one of those

holiday places humans go to you know

when they want to stop being nuisances

for a change Get Back To Nature but

instead of an Old River they pamper

themselves beside the pool and

uh P let's go wait flap what would the

humans think if they saw you all of a

sudden a duck fill alien from out of

space I could blend in yeah and humans

would expect some genuine flora and

forer at a Holiday Resort hey don't call

me Flora you're a forer dummy who said

anyway what I could do with the holiday

yeah I've never had one well let's all

do some blending oh look look down there

isn't that the human we're searching for

yeah I I thank you

arur let me carry that bag glenis oh no

I can manage there's not much in it just

a few things for the journey yeah I had

the same thought excuse me stand

[Music]

aside it's amazing you having a little

country store just like mine Arthur oh

yes

clenis we seem to have a lot in common

so we do

Arthur welcome to Hotel Tropic Oasis the

newest thinking in Holiday Leisure Time

yeah I've heard that before I am the

resort manager feel free to consult me

about the slightest problem but we do

have two rules no

smoking no smoking and no pets no pets

I'm sorry but people who smoke or bring

pets are not permitted in this hotel you

don't have a little furry dog in that

bag do you

madam no Miss Pimp's got an elephant in

it we can get through this

Gap flap you've left something behind

oop well we're in hey look a slippery

dip I like slippery dip let's have a go

no we don't want people to notice us

blend in remember well when you finished

blending in you might consider me I'm

stuck oh no another job for the mighty m

[Music]

you guys are real mean not waiting for

me

[Music]

yaho this water tastes like disinfectant

I think humans put CL something in it to

keep it clean it would NE got the flaps

fed B in it

H let's get out of this concrete Pond

before Some Humans turn

[Music]

up oh

[Music]

clear not a human in sight I expect

they're having tea I wouldn't mind a

snack

myself look at all that fruit let me at

it

Yu it's not real I can't get this banana

undone you w't everything's plastic even

the leaves well perhaps humans eat

plastic of course not Shifty they

wouldn't leave so many plastic bags

lying around if they

[Music]

did I'm so glad we're on the same floor

arur I feel nervous in such a huge hotel

ah number eight here's your room glennis

what do you know I'm right next door in

number nine bye now see you soon

[Music]

Arthur oh and where shall I put you oh

that'll do

nicely did you hear pets aren't

allowed well well at least you don't

smoke did Mommy's little dids have a

nice Journey then nice Journey stuck in

here I couldn't see a thing all I can

say is I hope this holiday is worth it o

little Cedric sounds real chirpy chirpy

now dear you stay there because if that

nasty manager chap sees you

mommy and her little budgie will be sent

home mommy's just going out to have some

fun fun I say big nose what about me

having some fun I bring you back

something nice to e

Dear yes when I didn't come on holiday

to stay in this Pokey closet

[Music]

well plastic leaves have some use the

humans won't see us here now to spot our

human maybe those parrots have seen her

I'll ask them I'll be careful

Blinky excuse me have you seen a tall

stringy human with a with a nose like

this I said I'm looking for a skinny

human

I asked politely didn't I well didn't I

won't talk to me eh right you're coming

down off that

perch well hell was I don't know they

were plastic

too humans hide everyone

[Music]

how about that guy no yet ah the place

it hasn't been the same since Mr Natural

took over well I couldn't go on holiday

without my little

fluffy pH they've

gone hey that looks like real food oh we

could eat some couldn't we Blinky okay

give me a leg up splodge I expect it was

put here for the holiday

M well why shouldn't we have a holiday

[Music]

too watch

it

Cedric well knock me down with a feather

Blinky Bill how did you get here what's

going on Blinky it's Cedric you remember

Cedric oh I see you've got the whole lot

with you hi

come and have some tea with us we've got

lots more humans I say they mustn't see

me hide ah J look at this wonderful

Buffy where's Cedric

oops have you ever seen anything as cute

as that cake stand we'll look in the

hotel Boutique for one right now hey

cedrick why don't you come and join

us so as you can see Cedric we're lost

and you can show us the way home well

actually old boy I don't know it I

couldn't see a thing I I came in a

handbag a hand bag yes you see pets what

a dreadful word are not allowed here so

big noos smuggled me in that's it if

they thought we belong to Big noos too

she'd have to take us home as well as

you but I don't want to go home yet I've

come for a holiday there's plenty of

time I got to think of a plan first I'm

not sure how we can persuade big no to

take you

home this is such fun but I hope little

Cedric's all right I say what did you

say my dear I said I hope my little

stores all right ah L our two minds

think alike oh they do

indeed I think we'd better take big nose

home right away Blinky I don't approve

of holiday

romances well Cedric I think I've got a

plan that might work listen

[Music]

everyone oh dear a candle dinner

champagne why I do believe you're

spoiling me arur well nothing's too good

for you glenis dear she'll be asking him

to share my crackers next okay Cedric

start phase one I hope sir and madam are

enjoying themselves oh yes it's real

nice I say big nures what about my

sappa a buery GU a real life budger gar

in my nice clean

hotel is it yours Madam oh say nothing I

am you buerer ridiculous stop bullying

the lady and go away oh could it have

been Cedric I must see if he's still in

the

cupboard glenis what's wrong glennis

glennis come

back oh dear oh dear

[Music]

back to bed

Cedric

Cedric there I say can't a chap get a

bit of rest around here there Mommy knew

her birdie was all tacked up in his

little

bed come

in are you all right glennis oh well I I

I I I only thought I chilly me well if

it's all okay how about a turn on the

Dance Floor oh but first allow me

oh a perfect fit just like Cinderella

oh thank you Prince

Charming what oh Arthur oh glenis Crums

[Music]

bigar and Prince Charming are around

there somewhere hey why are they hitting

those little ba*ls with sticks yeah

it'll be easier to pick them up and fry

them a humans like to make things

difficult there's big nose I say do you

think she knows what she's

doing that's it address the ball keep

your eye on the ball swing and follow

through it's going into the

bunker my word Glenn is hold in one oh

Arthur you're such a marvelous teacher

Blinky we've got to get Cinderella sent

home before it's too late okay g*ng

let's start phase

two can't possibly Miss

[Music]

NY

[Music]

oops hey get out of

[Applause]

there that's they belong to I'm really

enjoying just the two of

[Music]

her let's ruin their game lost my yeah

well no pets were supposed to be here

you know now keep calm everybody I have

my suspicions who the owner of this

managerie might be

yoooo koala just wait till I get you

ooh my best to pay catch blinker run

everybody come back with that you

you stop

them don't just stand there after

[Music]

them get out of the way

[Music]

look come

[Music]

on back here back

here oh

boy oh boy

[Music]

time for phase

[Music]

three in there oh I hope you know which

button to press yes sixth floor going

[Music]

up aha just as IIs

expected right Cedric said it was number

eight I say what about me typical Prince

charmings left his door open I'll hide

in there so I don't spoil blink

CL now for the final

touch I say it looks just like big

nose's room well I may as well hide in

Prince Charming's cover

a bag the same as big

nses what oh right there another bdar

how did you get

here that's my human well he didn't want

to leave me behind that's exactly like

big noos and Me by the way I'm

Cedric I'm gwendaline gwendolin Oh what

a beautiful name oh I think Cedric's

such a nice name too I see do you

believe in love at first sight oh

Cedric oh

gendin my toay this confirms my

suspicions if I hear any mention of hair

pieces in this hotel you're all

fired now you get your Coy and we'll

have a dip before lunch and I'll show

you a trick or two on the high board aha

just the lady I want to see Madam do you

deny you've introduced a budgerigar into

this

hotel

oh I couldn't believe little Cedric at

home well you mean you had a budie in

your room all the time I'm sorry Arthur

well don't be sorry glennis I brought my

budger gu with me too oh

Arthur as if a buery gar isn't bad

enough what about sum platypuses

kangaroos dingos and koalas well I admit

to bringing a bud rer but not the rest I

hate koalas a likely story kindly open

this

door I've have nothing to hide

[Music]

there you and your bdar will have to go

but since you insist that you dislike

koalas I pleased to inform you that the

hotel will relieve you of the rest of

this managerie the management have

decided that a real Wildlife corner will

be a novelty now look what you've got us

into oh we'll get out of it you'll

see the coach awaits you madam

[Music]

well I suppose this is goodbye Arthur

not at all glennes now that they know

about gindin I've been asked to leave

too oh Arthur oh

glennis Blinky hello Cedric look I'm

sorry big noos isn't taking you home

Blinky oh never mind it was worth a try

and we've had some fun it seems we

didn't break up the holiday Romance

poor Cedric oh holiday romances aren't

that bad are they

[Music]

gwendolin oh

Cedric

oh good old Cedric oh yuck True

Romance that's the first sensible thing

you've ever said I think it's lovely we

better join big noos and Prince Charming

before they notice we're

missing

[Music]

bye-bye and you little animals can go

back to the bush the wildlife Corner was

only a joke that I've made this hotel is

no place for

you I told you everything think itd be

okay didn't

[Music]

I

[Music]

extraordinary who did we do Blinky Bill

and all his crew NY flap and Mar to and

SP the kangaro the kangaro the kangaroo

Excursion time we'll have a lovely day

we're going on a bushw walk linky yelder

hooray you said Spong to take a c in a

nap and I'll bring the evental like

chocolate cake said flap

yahoy B and crew n flap and and the

kangaroo Lodge the kangaro they wandered

down an old Bush trck a twisting and a

turning then crawled up on the bank and

fell exhausted on the grass an

unfamiliar landscape stretched around

them far and wide and Flappy nearly

fainted wa completely lost he cried you

want to know what happened then keep

watching and you'll see here comes the

next adventure of Blinky Bill Blinky

Bill Blinky bill that's

me did we doinky Bill and

n and SP the kangaroo SP the kangaro

Spong the kangaroo