02x23 - Blinky Bill And The Real Estate Swindle

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this is the story of Blinky Bill and

flap and nutsy too and Wombo Ruff and

Mario and spludge the kangaroo now they

all live in green patch town as happy as

can be with friends and neighbors all

around the same as you and me but it's

not always funny games for Blinky and

his crew disaster shouldn't happen but

alas they sometimes do there's Mysteries

and secrets out there amongst the trees

and nobody needs enemies when you've got

friends like these hey hey Blinky you

never catch him standing still like this

pretty boring till you met Blinky Bill

hey hey Blinky Bill cheeky mate from

Green patch Hill if you don't know him

you soon will good old Blinky bill so

come and see what happens next to Blinky

and his friends but 10 to one you'll

never guess the way the story ends our

little Mischief maker the one who never

fails enjoy his great adventures in

these new exciting Tales hey hey Blinky

Bill you'll never catch him standing

still like this pretty boring till you

met Blinky Bill hey hey Blinky Bill

cheeky made from Green patch Hill if you

don't know him you soon will good old

Blinky bill

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hey hey Blinky Bill you'll never catch

him standing still life is pretty boring

till you miss Blinky Bill hey hey Blinky

bill I'll cheeky mate from Green patch

Hill if you don't know him you soon

will

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Blinky good on you

Blinky oh it's really pretty around

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here hey shifty's

disappeared I wonder why he's suddenly

gone off on his own I expect it an

awkward age what do you mean well mom

and dad always say that when I can't

think well I've done something perhaps

we ought to look for him it'll do him

good to be out his iron oh don't be

silly Maria suppose something's worrying

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him ahuh I got

it it's a tough

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one there a bit

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missing hi that's

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mine that's an awful lot for a little

fell like

you I wonder if it should be washed

first there he is he's found some

chocolate Lily root oh chocolate ly root

is delicious yeah

crunchy it melts in your mouth so this

is why you sneaked off okay share it

wimp this is all there

is haven't you got any more B has the gy

yet why are you always so rude to me I

wonder if he knows where there's more

and doesn't want to tell us I want have

shared it if you'd ask properly H that

really was greedy of him yeah yes you

guys follow him and find out where he

goes I'm going to play a joke on him

nuty come with me now where's that

colored paper you found you said it

might come in

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handy

help a

monster oh dear perhaps we frightened

him too

much don't

worry we'll follow him he'll just think

he had a bad dream because he was so

greedy next time he'll remember to share

with the rest of us huh that'll be the

day

oh what a dreadful dream perhaps I hate

too

much shiy wait for us oh dear they're

going to laugh at

me they'll go on and on a bit Chu ly

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Roots more monsters I must still be

dreaming

he what are you doing sitting in all

that dust with your eyes shut oh I'm

waiting for this awful dream to finish

are the monsters still behind me uh

yes monsters that's a good one they're

real us real oh you'd better believe it

I'm Wallace this is George say good day

George after all today's good buddies

are tomorrow's clientele you don't say

I'm Blinky Bill and this is my game well

come and join us dust is very relaxing

uh no thank you it's simply the Leading

Edge in body therapy for the upper

income

bracket uh what language is he speaking

spludge I don't knowsy comes from

another planet lovely area around here

real period charm yes it's very pretty I

expect you've noticed this dust is of a

very superior

quality but there's nobody about to take

advantage of it and no doubt you've also

noticed a complete absence of

conveniently situated

mud in fact the whole area is a classic

case of underdevelopment you're right

splodge he definitely is from another

planet this neighborhood would be all

the better for a change I don't know

about that but uh some of us might just

like it the way it is ooh a master of

social psychology you should go far yeah

yeah the further the better George I'll

do the

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talking well we must be trotting along

time waits for no Pig hurry up

George have a nice play

kiddos Wallace seems very friendly I'm

not so sure about George where do you

think they come from I told you another

planet well we better go we've got to

find some somewh for tonight we couldn't

ask those pigs I bet they have lots to

eat you're nearly as grey as Shifty well

I'm growing I need to keep my energy up

a come on g*ng let's

go it's too quiet for me around here

alas George what you lack is my

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vision I look about me and what do you

think I

see nothing but but trees dust in that

old numbats house as you well know in

that numbats Garden is a spring now

George think if you mix quality dust

with Quality Water what do you get mud

high quality mud and what does this area

need to make it a perfect Pig

Paradise mud where you simply see that

old numbat house I see luxurious dust

and mud baths where the average high

working Pig can relax in the softest of

fine dust then after a quiet hour or two

a relaxed Pig emerges and plunges into

an invigorating wallow full of the best

quality mud oh pigs will come from miles

around of course I'll charge a modest

entry fee and I'll be able to retire and

comfort on the proceeds to a private

little wallow of my own but right now

you don't own the numbat house or the

spring patience George I'll just change

out of my dust suit and then I'll pay Mr

and Mrs numbat another

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visit hey this is

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fun what if the owners come Blinky they

might not like us playing in their

Garden they wouldn't mind anyway we

haven't seen anyone at all except for

those two pigs I sure wish I had a

garden like this at

home yeah when I get home I'm going to

ask Danny to make me a seesaw like this

sit tight whips hey come and have a go

NY whoever owns this Garden must like

kids well it it does look like

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fun

I'm going to see how high I can

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bounce I don't think that's a very good

idea now do come

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down coming n

see now you've done it we've got nothing

to sew it on with ah perhaps we could

help H we're Mr and Mrs numbat this is

our

garden we were watching you from the

window it was so nice to see you

enjoying yourselves our children used to

play in the garden here all the time we

hoped our grandchildren would too but if

we accepted that kind Mr Wallace pigs

offer and and moved our new home

wouldn't have a garden at all but why

ever would you want to leave well we

don't but we may have to who'd make you

move are there humans about humans let

make Adam no no no not humans it's a

monster a

monster it's made a home in our

neighborhood it just appeared one night

it Roars and and Roars and we can't

sleep I don't

like Monsters what what does this

monster look like well it's it's

difficult to be sure cuz it only comes

out at night but it's very big and and

black and it chases everyone it meets

luckily it hasn't caught anyone yet oh

what would happen if it did oh who knows

we hoped that it would just go away but

it didn't then that dear kind Mr Wallace

whose holiday daying around here offered

to find us somewhere else to live now I

suppose we'll have to leave yeah perhaps

we should go too a don't be silly I

think there's something fishy about this

monster perhaps it's a giant

platypus yeah you wouldn't act so cheeky

if I was a giant platypus well I think

you kids should take this monster more

seriously you ought to make sure that

you're safe at home uh before dark oh

but we haven't got a home at least not

near here we thought we might stay in

your garden tonight oh but my dears the

the monster ah the monster doesn't

frighten us are you sure it doesn't yes

no no we can't allow it can we dear no

you must stay inside the house with us

and tell us all about yourselves well

what a cold y little gathering I'm glad

to see you're not upset about this

monster doesn't it worry you me I don't

believe in monsters though mind you U

well most pigs are absolutely terrified

of the orumo monster boy I didn't know

that well now it's something our mothers

used to frighten us with uh you know

they'd say eat your rice pudding or the

olumo will get you my mom wouldn't do

that to me well maybe you ate all your

rice pudding hey suppose the monster

around here's an

olumo there's not enough pigs around

here yet to make it worth an all rumo's

time but I'm not just here for fun Mr

and Mrs numback it's you I came to see

now have you thought anymore about

moving no we we haven't the money for a

new home have we dear did I mention

money all you have to do is move into

this nice compact little home it's the

third window on the left top floor and

I'll dispose of your house myself a

modern home in return for an old one

well I I suppose that's fair of course

I'll lose a bit on the deal but I can't

bear to see such nice old people upset

though I should tell you I've got

customers lining up for that little

property Well we'd never have thought of

moving but um well take your time take

your time I'm not pressuring you uh

remember when it comes to real estate

Wallace Pig will see you right you can

give me your answer in the

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morning are the um young folk all tucked

in bed yes dear oh they remind me of our

grandchildren me too you know I think

that we're going to have to move we

can't have our grandchildren visit us

with that their monster about but I

don't see how they can visit us in that

new home either you're right it looks

much too small and it's so high up oh I

really don't know what to

do oh it's getting late let's go to bed

maybe things will look different in the

morning m

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oh is it the monster

Blinky don't let it get me where is it

where is it it's not here yet I'm going

to look for

it look for it you off you Lu

Blinky monster leave me to it but Blinky

why look we all like Mr and Mrs numbat

don't we yes and we want to help them

don't

we then it's up to us to find the

monster and deal with

it go back to sleep

wimps Blinky wait for

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us

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perhaps a monster won't come out

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tonight hey don't keep getting on my

tail if you went last instead of me no

one would tread on it except the monster

what was that only flap who else oh do

let's get

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on bless

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you youve done it again done what Tri on

my tile ah sorry

I

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the

monster it's behind

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usun think you're big do

you Maria it is Big wow nobody lets me

enjoy

myself

don't stop

Blinky excuse me do you think you could

practice your roaring somewhere

else Mr and Mrs numet want to get some

sleep you know so it's it's very mean of

you to keep waking them up

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oops this isn't very friendly of

you have you got personal

problems thinking it's all my fun yeah

he said he was going to deal with the

monster but that's an extremely funny

way of doing it hey then I think the

monster's getting tired

let's all get back to the house I'll

join you come on we better do what

Blinky says what a buch of

whip I think I need a change of tactics

y

monster

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where's

Blinky here he

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comes get ready to shut the door once

I'm in it won't follow me

inside are you all right de

what's happening we were trying to deal

with the monster for you and it chased

us inside

look I

Wally looks like you're Fallen

apart it's no

joke and I'm so embarrassed oh how dare

you frighten us all like that yes why

did you do it

I I knew you'd never move if I didn't I

had this dream you see I wanted to turn

your house in Garden into a magnificent

Bath Center with dust ba*ls and and mud

wallows o why the pig population would

have flocked to it our house and garden

a dust bowl a mud wallow you tried to

frighten us away just for that why you

should be ashamed of yourselves someone

ought to teach you a lesson what a mean

pair of pigs hey g*ng come with me I've

got an idea Mr Mrs number will be all

right now but I don't think those pigs

should get away with it just like that

kindly leave at once and make sure you

never come back we won't need this

now we don't have to move the monster

has

gone I'm so happy and all because of

Blinky and his friends yes we must thank

them but where have they

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gone what are we going to do

now

Pig who's there Wallace

Pig you have been a very Wicked

Pig and I have come to teach you a

lesson beware beware wet speak do you

know who I

am

the Rumbo to right do you know what the

rumo does to Wicked

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pigs see those pigs being frightened of

someone in a silly old monster

suit

extraordinary

Yahoo Blinky and crew nuty flap and and

the kangar the kangaro the kangaroo

Excursion time mag we'll have a lovely

day we're going on a bushw walk young

Blinky y hooray you be bling to take a

compass into map and I'll bring the

essential like chocolate cake said flap

Yahoo did you Blinky Bill and all his

crew nuty flap and Mar and SPL the

kangaroo the kangar splodge the kangaroo

they wandered down an old Bush track a

twisting and a turning then crawled up

on the bank and fell exhausted on the

grass an unfamiliar landscape stretched

around them far and wide and Flappy

nearly fainted we're completely lost he

cried you w to know what happened then

keep watching and you'll see here comes

the next adventure of Blinky Bill Blinky

Bill Blinky bill that's me

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did the karoo K the

kangaroo