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03x09 - Diamonds Are Forever

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Blinky Bill". Aired: 1 January 1993 – 5 July 2004.*
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Set in Greenpatch, a fictional Australian bushland town, the series presents stories through the activities and misadventures of Blinky Bill, as well as his family and friends.

03x09 - Diamonds Are Forever

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[Music]

[Applause]

here's Blinky Bill and Nutsy and it's

Flat who makes it free And a mob of

circus animals who Blinky helps set it

free Now Blinkck is going everywhere

around the world to roam to get each and

every one of them to places they call

home But the circus boys have other

plans They want their circus back

They're chasing Blinky overseas and want

him in their act There's danger and

excitement in each stranger and distant

land We're sure our cheeky Blinky Bill

can keep the upper hand Hey Blinky Bill

you'll never catch him standing still

Life is pretty boring till you've met

Blinky Bill Hey Blinky Bill our cheeky

mate from Green Patch Hill If you don't

know him you soon will Good old Blinky

Bill

Good on you Blinky

It's not looking good for firewood

Blinky Yeah and we're not going to get

far in a hot air balloon without a fire

Look Blinky trees Oh I bet there's

firewood down there Oh yeah Come on You

little beauty

At least we found some wood We'll just

pull out some of this dead wood Who are

you calling dead wood

Hey you're not trees You're birds

Astutely observed What happened Forget

to put your feathers on

How embarrassing

How rude is more like it Better than

being nerd

Are you emu Not emus's ostriches And we

don't have any feathers because they've

been plucked by humans

Bad luck No bad pluck They missed some

[Music]

I don't know what sort of creature you

are but you obviously have no manners

We don't have to put up with this Come

Look at them go

They might look silly but they sure can

run Well I think you hurt their feelings

Blinky It's not my fault they're so

funny looking Now let's get some

firewood

Oh no For my next trick may I have a

ring please Oh what are you going to do

with it Let me guess Ring magician She's

going to make it disappear Oh great

Wake me when it's over I suppose you can

use this Oh thank you But be careful Mrs

Hey You'll never guess what we just saw

Shh Lingling's practicing some of her

magic tricks Uhhuh Cool

Ladies and gentlemen

now you see the ring I place it in this

scarf

And now the magic cape

Ring disappear

And voila the ring is gone

Fear not Penelope

Here it is

Hey let me try that

No not my necklace Please give the koala

a go It's not like you'll lose it

Besides don't fake jewelry Oh contr the

diamonds are real Oh real

This was given to me by my beloved

mistress in Perry Diamond day Oh circus

brothers would love to get their hot

little hands on those It is all I have

left of my wonderful life with her

before the circus ruined everything

Please Blinky give it back Oh absolutely

Just as soon as I've done my magic trick

But Blinky you don't know how to do the

trick A how hard can it be You just

cover it with the magic thingy cape Say

abracadabra

and voila

Right Blinky Um you just forgot the

disappearing bit Oh right Oh now give it

the back Hold on Hold on That was just a

practice run The scarf got in the way

Blinky it won't work Of course it will

Magic is easy Now I cover it with the

magic cable

[Music]

I wave my hands and say the magic words

Abracadabra

Wow This is amazing I mean voila Amazing

How did he do that

Make it come back to sweet Oh no worries

And now to complete my magic trick

The brothers are going to love me for

this

Uh-oh

What are you doing I I don't understand

The necklace is is not here

Blinky

Hurry up sir or we'll never catch Blinky

Bill Oh so I fixed it

Or not

I think we need a new truck Basel Yeah

that's obvious But we don't have any

money until we sell these ostrich

feathers Oh yeah So make this truck go

[Music]

Then stop wasting time

If I could just get my hands off that

blinky bill all my money worries would

be over

Nothing here Here

can't you use your magic to bring it

back But Blinky I tried to tell you it's

not real magic It's just a trick You

lost it You must be finding it Keep your

nail polish on Penelopey It has to be

around here somewhere

I hope

Ah Tico my flying snake in the grass

You'd better have good news Ah I think

you'll be pleasantly surprised Look what

I your loyal servant Tico has found for

you Oh if I didn't know better I'd say

these were real diamonds That's because

they are real diamonds

Real diamonds

Oh exquisite Quite exquisite Cheryl this

is our lucky day You could sell it and

buy a new truck Then you'd have no

trouble catching up with Blinky Sell it

Yes And set up another circus The most

spectacular circus the world's ever seen

with me as super spruess

Hello Well yes will the truck go Should

do I just plugged the oil leak with a

bit of chewy

You want some

Get in We're going to the city

I like the city Woohoo Tico has saved

the circus What circus What do you mean

what circus This necklace is worth a

fortune bird brain Once I sell it I'll

never have to work again especially in a

circus

But but that wasn't the plan Plans

change Adios Tico Have a nice life And

thanks for the necklace

No circus That means no job for me I

have to get that necklace back

[Music]

Those hairs I I kept it hidden from the

brother's gift and now he's gone This

balloon

Sorry

Master says true happiness does not come

from material objects Well Master is

wrong

It was the one thing that gave me hope

through all those horrible years in the

circus Oh I'll I'll get you another

necklace She doesn't want another one

She wants that one But we've looked

everywhere I found it I found the

necklace

The circus brothers have it Oh so Circus

Brothers how do you know I I just saw

them with it

while I was uh searching for the

necklace But how did they get it I do

not understand Uh they must have uh

snuck up and taken it while we weren't

looking

Look the main thing is they've got it

and they're going to sell it in the city

say

and they won't Let's go get

[Music]

You have exactly 10 seconds to get this

truck going or you can kiss your share

of the money goodbye 10 9 8 It just

needed some oil Six and fresh chewy 5 4

3 2 1 zero Now move it

[Music]

Come on you lot They're just up ahead

All right if you have wings Still it's

nice to see him taking such an interest

for a change Come on Come on

Ta Yes What do you want A medal Get the

tools Let's go All right All right

This isn't going to be easy We need to

get that necklace without getting caught

ourselves

So Nutsy Yo-Yo Flap you do something to

distract the humans while I run out Stop

them Exactly what I intend to do No she

means stop them They're getting away

My necklace That would be great The plan

was I'm waiting

and watch out for the

oil

Got it

Penelope

Andry What do I do with Penelope Throw

her in a cage Might as well sell her too

What are we going to do Let me go Oh

then get her to stop that infernal

yapping Help Oh yes Let me go you brute

They can't do that

[Music]

Let her go you monster

Come back here

They've still got the necklace I'll blow

the necklace They've got Penelopey Yeah

we'll never catch up with that truck

Hang on What if we can fly after them

[Music]

They are ostrich feathers Even ostriches

cannot fly with them Hey I wonder if

they belong to those ostriches we saw

this morning That's it Flap You are a

genius

I am

Hey Mr Ostrich

Oh wonderful That rude little creature

is back Oh dear I really can't bear it

Oh let's go before we have to put up

with any more of its impudence Hey I

know where the humans are who stole your

feathers Don't remind me Look do you

want to stand around like a bunch of

plucked chickens or are you going to do

something about it

[Music]

Won't be long now Sarah until I'm rich

beyond my wildest dreams Don't you mean

we're rich beyond our wildest dreams Oh

me we are Whatever Just keep your eyes

on the road You're paid to drive not

talk

I'm not paid at all

[Music]

Yeehaw

All right If you have a ride

Where's a battle When you you

Hey what I can't hold on

[Music]

Hang on Penelopey We're coming

The elite Stand on my back You'll be

able to jump across

And with this diamond I'll buy a large

yacht or seven Ah bezel And with this

one I'll buy a little place in the

country Nothing extravagant 50 rooms

should do it Basel what is it now Blinky

belt's chasing us Shall we stop and

catch him No

Forget about them We've got everything

we need right here Now put your foot on

it

On what On the accelerator You then

compul

go faster They're getting away

[Music]

Keep going We'll catch up later

[Music]

Keep up We're almost there You can do it

We're getting him on

Hooray Well done Well

[Applause]

[Music]

hang on Pinky

He stepped on board Basel what

I'll get rid of him

[Applause]

So long Blinky Bill

Need a hand

People can't hang around all day

What

Oh right

Here we go

What did you say

I said don't clip the tape

[Music]

Sorry This is all your fault if you

hadn't taken my necklace

For me

don't worrying about me Save the

necklace I promise

[Music]

They're still here Pump them off I never

want to see that middlesome mange ball

again Isn't that dangerous Just do it No

I mean isn't that dangerous

Break

[Applause]

[Music]

I was worried for a moment

[Music]

Come on The necklace

Mr Circus look at that

Huh

Got it Come back They've got the

necklace after them

[Music]

Where are we going Don't worry I'll get

us out of this

[Music]

One second thought Maybe we should worry

Where Uh-oh

Going somewhere Actually

we are Give me your scarf I'll magic us

out of here Blinky you cannot Don't you

understand It's just a trick Hey I made

the necklace disappear didn't I Oh look

The furball's putting on a magic show Oh

I like magic Make us disappear

Abracadabra

Hello

Try it again

Maybe you should have a go I told you

it's not that sort of magic Then we

better think of something else And first

grab them

You want this What are you doing Just

hand it over like a good little bear No

No We We've promised Penelopey and we'll

pretend this never happened Then come

and get it What What are you doing Don't

do it

[Music]

Get it

[Music]

Oh help Help

Oh the diamonds Oh wealth

Gone

Why did you do that Now Penelopey's

necklace is gone forever Well actually

no Don't tell me No excuse is going to

make me any less crush If you say so

Blinky

What happened Have you got the necklace

No but neither do the brothers It it it

sort of disappeared into the river

Really Oh Uh I mean really

Yeah And uh what happened to the

brothers Oh they're hanging around

Come on we better get back and break the

bad news to Penelope

[Music]

So back to the original plan Yes Catch

those blasted animals and start the

circus again

Oh that's too bad Oh it could be worse

How Tell me settle how could things

possibly be any worse

Like that

[Music]

This is all your fault Sarah

Nearly done

Well what do you think Pardon me but

aren't those your feathers Absolutely

Here try them on for size

Perfect fit Wait till the other see

these

Not bad for a rude little creature

Yeah sorry about before And so you

should be but well perhaps we were kind

of funnyl looking

Just a bit Blinky Lingling are you all

right

We are

But your necklace isn't a

I'm afraid it's gone Gone in into the

river Actually Blinky the brothers had

us trapped It was us or the necklace If

you just let me say something You were

right Penelopey I should never have

taken it in the first place

I'm sorry

And so you showed me that necklace was

important to me

But

you tried very hard to make things right

and that also is important

Really Absolute

Just never let it happening again

Please may I have your attention Thank

you I have a new magic trick to show you

Um maybe now's not not the time You're

going to like this one I promise

Abra

my necklace

Wow But but but oh

magic of course

Oh maybe you never threw it in the river

at all Master says a magician never

reveals her secrets

Extraordinary

[Applause]

[Laughter]

[Music]

Hey

[Music]

hey hey

[Music]