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03x14 - Panda Pandemonium

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Blinky Bill". Aired: 1 January 1993 – 5 July 2004.*
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Set in Greenpatch, a fictional Australian bushland town, the series presents stories through the activities and misadventures of Blinky Bill, as well as his family and friends.

03x14 - Panda Pandemonium

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[Applause]

here's Blinky Bill and nutsy and it's

flat who makes it free and a mob of

circus animals who Blinky helps it free

now Blinky going everywhere around the

world he'll roam to get each and every

one of them to places they call home but

the circus boys have other plans they

want their circus back they're chasing

Blinky overseas and want him in their

act there's danger and excitement in

each strange and distant land we're sure

our cheeky Blinky bill can keep the

upper hand hey hey Blinky Bill you'll

never catch him standing still life is

pretty boring till you've met Blinky

Bill hey hey Blinky bill out Chey make

from Green patch Hill if you don't know

him you soon will good old

Blinky

Bill good on you Blinky

[Music]

China sure is a big place I hope the old

guy knows where we're going cuz I've got

no idea have faith my friends the master

promised he would lead us to my family

and he will oh don't rush on my account

the longer we're up here the longer the

circus his brothers have to catch up

with us bamboo on the left we're

here I can't believe it I'm really going

to see my family

again going down a standby for

[Music]

landing hello Mother Father anyone

it's awfully quiet no pandas here just a

bunch of black and white faces hiding in

the

trees that's them can it

be Tang be not afraid it is I the master

master at last you return to us

welcome and who is this fine young lady

has it been so long do you not recognize

your own daughter

Ling Ling could it really

be my

baby we thought we had lost you

forever this

lucky call me when the mushy stuff's

over Be not Afraid these animals are our

friends our apologies we are used to

being wary of strangers so often they

mean us harm GE what a bunch of scary

bears I'm home now and I promise we'll

never be aart

[Music]

again all the Circus Brothers have to do

is follow that balloon but do you think

they can manage that oh no

a where in China can they be hey py down

here huh AET weasel actually although I

do not expect a pigeon to know the

difference I'm not a pigeon I'm a

tan looking for someone pigeon maybe a

cranky fat human with a tall skinny

brother the Circus Brothers you know

where they are that depends do you know

where the circus animals are sure I do

they're having a Lin with a bunch of

mushy pandas the circus animals are with

pandas just over the next reach now are

you going to tell me where the humans

are H they went that way but beware the

forest is very thick and dangerous the

humans may be hard to find not for

me suck as animals and panda bears a fat

will be very popular with the

humans look beel I'd make a really good

sker the only thing scary about you s is

the size of your brain oh je well let us

start Mr circus sir a fat any sign of

that lazy good for nothing to can no but

aret does know where your circus animals

are

you found the animals AET also knows

they are with some panda bears AET can

help you catch panda bears panda bears

can make you very rich aat you are

brilliant you put Tio to shame in fact

I've got a good mind to give you his job

AET is not worthy to work for such great

men which great man who's he talking

about us you n poop oh help us cat those

circus animals and you've got a job for

Life how would you like that AET would

love that more than

anything Welcome to our humble Village H

is isn't that nice they're collecting

firewood Forest that's not firewood Yol

it's

food buled a stick bamboo the forest has

very little left in a few more days

there will be nothing for us to eat oh

dear that's

terrible oh sure is terrible if you run

out of food what will you do the colony

must split up each group will need to

fend for itself no there must be another

way there's got to be more bamboo

somewhere around

here what about over

[Music]

there no pandas can Venture into those

mountains it is the home of a fierce

Dragon you're not scared of dragons are

you I mean they're just humans dressed

up in silly costumes this dragon is real

it is the most terrifying fire breathing

dragon in all China Legend tells of a

brave colony of pandas who journeyed

there long ago seeking bamboo but as

they reached the peak of the mountain a

strange Mist grew around them and out of

the Mist burst the flaming breath of an

enormous Fierce

[Music]

dragon and none of those pandas has been

heard from again so you see we cannot

Venture into those mountains no matter

how much bamboo there might be our

Colony must split up we must say our

farewells tomorrow tomorrow I thought

today was the happiest day of my life

but it is the saddest

the red was right the far is these thick

in

dangerous

[Music]

[Applause]

they I've been looking for you

everywhere you I have never seen him

before in my life what how can you meet

our F Shey new assistant Sarah watch

where you're

going but that's my job while your job

goodbye try to avoid the pothole s and

go

faster you can't s me where am I

supposed to go the circus is my life

after everything I've done for you he's

got a point basil oh do be quiet and

watch out for

that why are you doing this you don't

know the first thing about circuses how

hard can it be meantime I get free food

free accommodation overseas travel now

fly away like a good little loser you're

not getting away with this I shall

return see I told you i' be

back what an i Blinky this stuff isn't

so bad FL stop eating the bamboo the

pandas need that for their Journey

somebody's taking our balloon

quick

lingling what are you doing where are

you taking the Ballon I need to see for

myself if those mountains have bamboo

but the master said I know but what if

he is wrong I haven't come all this way

to see my family and friends all split

up but what if there is a dragon then I

will come straight back and this will be

the worst day of my life well you're

going to need a balloon expert to help

you steer I'm going with you like aret

promised circus animals and panda bears

brilliant so what's this cunning plan of

yours one thing afat knows about pandas

they are very scared especially of

humans yeah but there's only two of us

indeed why sir but what if the pandas

thought there were many

more here's the mountain lingling

now let's have a

look tell me Blinky what can you

see um plenty of bamboo but no dragon so

the legend is not true hold on what is

that it's hard to see in all his fult

but it uh it looks like a uh look out

Dragon we're on

fire quick grab the

Rope pull hard if we can just land near

that

stream well let's repair the balloon and

get out of here no not until I talk to

the dragon talk to the dragon maybe I

can reason with him I have to try coming

no

way wait for

me fired h no one takes too's job and

gets away with it hey what where's the

balloon but it it's too dangerous did

they not hear what the master said about

the dragon I must go up after them my

daughter is in

[Music]

danger but

close no

hum this

way what's going

on this way

[Music]

come on down Z we've got them running

just where we want them

to they're running right into our trap

why it's

pandamonium get the top and set all

brilliant our F if she helps catch them

I'm

history this

way light light we can hide in this

bamboo o black eyes back up it's a trap

we know that's why

we brilliant work

off this is great just

great so you really think that fire

breathing dragon is going to invite you

to to come and live here it's my only

chance of keeping my friends and family

together if you're too scared

scared me scared you got to be

joking wow you are you all

right never been

better lingling

panders arrest

them Tio would never have devise such a

stupendous

trap one problem Basel Blinky and

lingling aren't here what where are they

but but aett does not know Nam s AET

just catches all the animals that are

here where is that pestiferous Little

Koala Blinky Bill we'll never tell you

yeah never and when Blinky and lingling

come back at dinner time they'll help us

SK and then you'll be stor right back at

dinner time you say

I am Kango my apologies for their harsh

welcome we are not used to seeing such

strange Bears I'm not strange and I'm

not a bear Blinky is a koala from

Australia hang on that's not a real

dragon it's

fake real fire though our dragon and our

fire have kept us safe from Intruders

for many generations until you with your

flying box we didn't mean to cause

trouble my family has run out of bamboo

we will have to split up unless we can

find a source of food I

see you've got plenty of bamboo up here

I don't know why you go to such an

effort to scare other pandas away our

dragon is not to scare other pandas it

is to frighten humans they are the real

danger to us all so can we come and live

here there's not many of us

[Music]

wait I always knew it was a fake dragon

Blinky well I I didn't know for sure but

it's not like I was ever scared or

anything it is

decided Well your family and friends are

welcome to share our home what W thank

you thank you thank you well that's

decided now how do we get back to tell

them there is a secret way down the

mountain

[Music]

come if we hurry we'll still make it

back before dinner I can't wait to tell

everyone at last I've been looking

everywhere for you two what's wrong oh

let me see just the Circus Brothers have

captured everyone circus animals pandas

the lot oh no we've got to free them yep

and I have just a

plan that koala must be somewhere but

where youo did I scare you so sorry what

do you want pigeon I was just wondering

where basil and sir

why oh no reason I just have some

important information tell me I will

pass it on oh no I'm not falling for

that one if I tell you I just saw Blinky

and lingling hiding near that Hill

you'll run off and oops May more big Bak

thanks bird brain you are even dumber

than you

look oh Mr circus I found Blinky bill

now to really get the weasel in Basil's

bad books all clear Blinky

[Music]

we thought you'd been captured by the

dragon there is no dragon the mountain

is completely safe there's enough bamboo

for all of us I don't understand what do

you mean not dragons we'll explain later

who wants to help me drive this truck

you do know where you're going indeed

sir Blinky bill and the panda are hiding

just near this hill somewhere

that sounds like our new truck that's

because it is our new truck your history

if those animals

Escape we're not moving do

something after them

[Music]

we should be able to cut them off down

here You' better be right faster

faster that was

fun I think I'm getting the hang of

this they're heading for that mountain

pedal s right hold

on if they get away rat features you are

history what if the pandas think we're

humans won't they attack us I didn't

think of that leave it to

me we're almost there the Circus

Brothers won't catch us now what is

wrong young one you would be happy I am

I just you're not mad I questioned your

wisdom about the dragon the time comes

when the student must become the teacher

you have flown over the world lingling

you have learned much you will be a

great asset to this Colony I can see

them Panda's

ahead ahe can we stop this

[Music]

that wasn't too

bad welcome to your new home there are

more of us in the valley they are

welcome also there's enough bamboo for

us

[Applause]

all to get my old job

[Music]

back put some muscle into it your wimps

Mr serus what do you want there's a

fierce fire breathing dragon up ahead

you have to be careful Dragon do not

listen to him clever sir it is a trick

what I li to you me to who's given you

so many years of honest faithful service

oh he's got a point Basel there is no

dragon AET promises so should banish the

stupid bird he means only to harm you

have it your way if the weasel Knows

Best

ah battle what is it

Dragon this is all your fault

AR but you're

fired your whole Colony will never be

hungry or fear humans again a dream come

true oh

look

it's we have repared your flying machine

it is as good as new talk about further

you don't have to go straight away

you're welcome to stay for a while

thanks lingling but we really should get

the other animals home these winds are

most auspicious for a safe and Speedy

Journey suspicious wind is that a good

not suspicious auspicious it means you

will have good luck in that case what

are we waiting for let's go

yes see you later thank you for

everything we'll never forget you yeah

goodbye lingling

bye if we keep in the trees we might be

able to avoid that dragon and sneak in

the back

way ah too my old charm my good bu I

thought you said he was useless te call

well sure we've had our differences but

um s offet has another plan thought I

told you to take a hike now scram but s

my job correction my job now Beat It rat

features ah bezel they're getting

away and we're going going with

them hold on

tight wait for me please sir sorry only

room for two such a shame you will

regret this you need

me get me down bird

brain The Sweet Sound of abuse Just Hold

On Tight and when we land you'll be

right there to catch the circus animal

that will be days

weeks this is no way for a man of my

dignity to travel I get n

ples this is all your fault

s too you're back oh we were wondering

where you'd got to oh I've just been

hanging around H la la this old day has

been

incred yep it sure has been

extraordinary

[Music]

oh

[Music]