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03x24 - Blinky Bill Superstar

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Blinky Bill". Aired: 1 January 1993 – 5 July 2004.*
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Set in Greenpatch, a fictional Australian bushland town, the series presents stories through the activities and misadventures of Blinky Bill, as well as his family and friends.

03x24 - Blinky Bill Superstar

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[Music]

[Applause]

here's Blinky Bill and Nutsy and it's

Flat who makes it free and a mob of

circus animals who Blinky helps set free

now Blinkck is going everywhere around

the world he'll roam to get each and

every one of them to places they call

home but the circus boys have other

plans they want their circus back

they're chasing Blinky overseas and want

him in their act there's danger and

excitement in each strange and distant

land we're sure our cheeky Blinky Bill

can keep the upper hand hey Blinky Bill

you'll never catch him standing still

life is pretty boring till you've met

Blinky Bill hey hey Blinky Bill our

cheeky mate from Green Patch Hill if you

don't know him you soon will good old

Blinky Bill

good on you Blinky

[Music]

well those circus brothers don't know

when to give up you reckon we could ask

them for a timeout i'll get you Blinky

Bell

somehow I don't think that's a good idea

are you all right Basil no I'm not what

idiotic stupid halfweight and brainless

ite

[Music]

Oh we've lost them i reckon it's safe to

go back to the caravan now great which

way Nati well I don't know come on it's

this way we'll get back to the caravan

inflate the balloon fly out of Paris and

be back in Green Patch before you can

say "f*ck it brothers." Exactly

what are we waiting for let's follow him

where are we

what's that smell i'll get the light

oh it's perfume this is a clothing

warehouse and all those racks are full

of women's clothes wow that's a lot of

clothes and a lot of perfume

did you hear that whoa the brothers are

coming quick hide

aha gotcha

ah where are they well well if those

flea ba*ls want to play hide and seek

then we'll give them a game they won't

forget oh goody i love hide and seek one

two um what are you doing now trying to

think what comes after two oh I'm giving

them a chance to hide isn't that what

you do when you play hide and face no

down ahead you hunt down the animals and

you capture them now start hunting

come out come out wherever you are

[Music]

aha they're all those animals

what are all those humans doing here

what's it matter come on

hey wait for me guys oh come on

[Applause]

uh-oh where am I

what is this this season's jagit is

being modeled by a teddy bear i'm not a

teddy bear i'm a koala

gosh Basel that sounded like Blinky Bear

that's because it is Blinky Bill are we

exotic i'm not exotic i'm Blinky Bill

from Green Patch Australia

what did I say

[Applause]

i think it's a fashion show humans need

them to show off your clothes they think

Blink is one of the models blinky is a

fashion model the fashion preposterous

and let us see how the little koala

works the catwalk

you want me to walk down here but of

course we insist

doesn't look like I have much choice

[Applause]

madame I present the allies of the

women's fashion show the performing

koala

[Applause]

gee I didn't know blinking you have a

disco dance

jackie get up on that stage and catch

that koala

[Applause]

security was just getting warmed up

as usual there's only one way to make

sure the job gets done properly

[Applause]

[Music]

thank you come on wow what a me but come

on let's go in a moment listen to the

huge

what an incredible performance fashion

shows do not get better than this ladies

and gentlemen

words cannot describe this catwalk

catastrophe look out Linky it's Basel

Circus he's wearing a dress

oh welcome Basel love the dress you know

this pregnant model of course I do she's

my brother freeze gross model you are

under show ladies and gentlemen I

declare this little koala is the new

superstar of fashion

wait you got rid of us brother now we

have to get Blinky back

you are so brilliant and talented Mur i

must have you for my next show who is

your manager

my what your manager the person who

makes your bookings brings your food and

attends your every need oh well my mom

makes my bed and cooks my tucker but I

haven't seen her for ages

well look he is brilliant talented and

abandoned

we've got to rescue Twinkie who knows

what those humans are doing to him

what are you doing flap m baby is being

attacked by a duck he is not a duck he's

a platypus and we are Blinky's

friends and these men are yours guys

guys this is Madame Wiselle Phoebe Lau

and she's going to take care of our

every need right

oh you miss your BB anything oh cool how

about some food i'm starving wait in

case you've forgotten we're supposed to

be going home to Green Patch oh yeah

we can discuss the details later

[Music]

al what about the food

look Basel Blinky Bill's a fashion

superstar he can't be a superstar he has

to join our circus i think these extra-L

large closings belong to you

it's Monsilla and about time too this

bra is k*lling me

this grl is disgusting

actually it's much nicer than the gr we

have back home if only there was some

way we could get out of this infernal

prison cell

we can always dig our way out

i've got a better idea you could dig our

way out

watch this i'm going to do a triple

somersault

these imported gum leaves are really

yummy those gum leaves are not for you

they are for your baby oh it's okay baby

i always share my tucker with Nutsy

miss your baby please be careful

careful is my middle

name blinky sorry now to business first

we must get you some new clothes why

what what's wrong with my Dax nothing if

you are plain old Blinky Bill but from

now on you are Mercury fashion superstar

and you must dress accordingly fashion

superstar cool i like the sound of that

of course you do

now don't eat too much man you don't

want to ruin your fabulous

figure wow

i never knew humans could be so nice

nice or not we can't stay here we're

going home remember oh don't be a spoil

sport n*zi there's no harm in staying

one more week i mean how often do you

get to stay in a place like this

i never knew it could be so much fun

well all right what can happen in a week

[Music]

superb

exceptional so the

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

game make sure this stays there

pick up alloy

[Music]

will you hurry up

sir you've been digging away there for

an entire week we've got to get Blinky

Bill one more stripe Petty

Pumpkin we're through now we can get out

of this hell hole

[Music]

bonjour

mons pull me back in you idiot

it's only been a week Blinky and you're

already on the cover of every magazine

well you're really famous that's nothing

why did you see the interview I'm doing

tomorrow on national television to

tomorrow but you said we'd only stay a

week and then we could go home to Green

Patch yeah but uh Phoebe says there are

all these humans who want to take my

photograph she's relying on me a I'm

sick of you getting your photograph

taken Blinky it might be fun for you but

it's so boring for us i don't get it

you're acting like Phoebe's more

important than us we're your friends

time to film Miss Bibb's television

commercial

hey fellas mind the new hairstyle uh

excuse me Phoebe but um we were

wondering when we can leave to go back

to Green Patch well there is nothing to

stop you and the duck from leaving Perry

right now in fact I think that he's a

wonderful idea oh but we we can't go

without Blinky how can you even think

about making Mercier baby leave when he

is so happy and successful do you want

to ruin his career destroy his dreams

and make him miserable for the rest of

his life no we don't want to do that and

all because you can't wait a couple more

days oh is that all we We only have to

wait a couple more days oh of course

merry would I lie to you

this is a great idea

Basel just as well I'm not scared of

heights

don't look down Teddy Pumpkin stop your

muttering you nink poop and get a move

on before the Shond catches us

don't look up Teddy Pumpkin

free at last oh don't just lie there

Sarill this is no time for sleeping

we've got to track down Blinky Bell

fashion superstar

when I travel the world as an

international fashion superstar I like

to drink a gum nut

cola extraordinaire

good bravo MB what a brilliant

performance

how do you like This is more boring than

me magpie math class oh I know but at

least it's only for a couple more days

oh I love powery

ladies and gentlemen I have an important

announcement to make i am happy to tell

you that Ms bb has signed a contract

with a major Perry fashion house to

model their clothes for another two

years two years

so you'll be seeing a lot more of me

baby lied she's brainwashed Blinky and

she's never going to let it go home

coming through

[Applause]

this is Blinky's hotel we'll wait here

for his limousine then as soon as he

gets out we'll grab him okay

[Applause]

now

[Applause]

This time we'll wait until Blinky comes

out of the hotel then we'll grab him did

you hear that Teddy Pumpkin

be quiet we don't want them to know

we're here

because we're going to kidnap them and

use them as bait to lure Blinky out of

his hotel

of course it's a brilliant idea i

thought of it human woman is such a

sneaky foe how can Blinky believe all

her lies it's up to us to convince

Blinky he's making a big mistake oh no

[Music]

i think you're a fan mb has been

interviewed for national television

so why don't you two rodents buzz off

listen here we're sick of you speaking

to us like we don't matter and we're

sick of what you're doing to our friend

Blinky oh really do I look like I care

oh she can't lock us out of our own room

there must be a way of getting in and I

think I've just seen it

is it true that your mam has never seen

you on TV how can this be you are an

international superstar oh mom doesn't

have a TV nobody does in Green Patch no

TV green Patch is a a very backwards

village no oh I suppose it is a bit

backward compared to Paris backward

that's a terrible thing to say about

Green Patch hey that's our hometown

blinky green Patch is the best place in

the whole world go to the zoo for you

phoebe lied to Auki she's never going to

let you go home she's just using you to

make her money that is a lie m your baby

are you going to stand by and let these

rude animals attack me

television um can we can we take a break

i think this is an excellent idea

let me go

[Music]

that was so embarrassing you can't do

that to me i'm a celebrity now it was

better when you weren't you've really

changed the old Binky would never have

said those things about Green Patch i

You're just saying that because because

you're jealous no I'm not if you don't

believe me then then ask Flap

[Music]

well I'm sorry buddy but nothing's right

you have changed oh so now you're

turning against me too phoebe said this

would happen at least she's still my

friend phoebe's not your friend she's

using you to make money for herself just

like Battle Circus besides we're bush

animals we don't belong in a place like

this well if that's how you feel then

why don't you

go if that's what you want then we will

lamp sorry it had to end like this

buddy i'm sure going to miss you

h I uh I guess this really is goodbye

then i I guess it is

[Music]

i don't know about you Nutsy but I'm

missing Flinky already me too well maybe

we should go back and talk some fencing

to him i don't think you two are going

anywhere

i have the koala now all we need is

Blingy Bell

i can't believe they walked out on me

they're supposed to be my best friends

oh Selvie you're better off without

those leashes they're not that bad baby

h they are owed now we have an important

interview to get to we cannot be late

driver go

you blinky look who we've got oh no keep

driving no no stop the car i said keep

driving i said stop the car

[Applause]

what do you think you are doing we will

be late for the interview i have to help

my friends

you stupid bear i'm making too much

money out of you to let your thr all

away on your silly friends so Nutsy was

right all along you're no better than

the circus brothers you're just using me

[Laughter]

k*ll sir please and what are you going

to do about it what are you going to do

about fish you little pest come back

here

you can't

escape you belong to me blinky be

[Music]

extraordinary

let them go i'm the one you want now

that's an offer I can't refuse no Blinky

don't worry n*zi i know what I'm doing

look S Blinky Hill is mine all

[Laughter]

mine now what do we do why don't you

smile for the cameras

help help mure baby is being kidnapped

and that ugly face the kidnapper is a

prisoner

no no you're mistaken we're not

prisoners we're circus performers

oh again ground zero

this is all your fault Zero thanks

Blinky that was pretty clever thinking

yeah being famous can come in handy well

um we'll leave you to it you probably

have some important interviews to get to

me nah the only place I want to get to

now is Green Patch

are you serious i thought Miss Bi said

Green Patch was backward yeah well um

Blicky Bell thinks Green Patch is the

best place in the whole world and I

reckon you two are extraordinary

[Laughter]

[Music]

heat heat

[Music]