01x07 - Eight Take Away One Equals Panic

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Barbie babies

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is everything all right in here

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thank you

this is the control tower Colin Muppet

Airlines flight two and a half this is

Captain skater of flight two and a half

go ahead Tower

you are cleared for takeoffs fasten your

seatbelts we're taking out

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wow this is the best flying chair I've

ever been in isn't this a wonderful

Kermit we can go anywhere in our

imaginations yeah and best of all you

don't get her sick

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gee that's a lot of shoes

what's our compass reading Gonzo

section

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flying a serious business

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are you sure we're on the right push

cookies milk candy

I don't see anything you've got to use

your imagination silly oh okay

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I'll try it right

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all right get it

here you are

no way foxy we don't accept imaginary

money on this flight

um excuse me stewardess but is there a

movie on this flight why certainly

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all right that's not quite what I had in

mind

this is your captain speaking we are

flying through some chop here please

hold on tight

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we're getting out of this crazy plane

thank you

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this is Muppet Airlines flight two and a

half to Tower request permission to land

this is the control tower you're clear

for landing on Runway one

hang on we're coming in for a landing

nice landing Skeeter that was fun let's

take another trip

no let's go to Mars

Hey listen the phone's ringing I wonder

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hello oh hi Mr Jenkins yes they're in

the nursery Manny's talking about us

no I haven't decided yet but you might

as well come over now because I really

must get rid of one of them what oh no

Nanny's going to get rid of one of us

see I can't understand it why would she

want to do that maybe we cost her too

much money or maybe we're too much

trouble

no that couldn't be the reason I know

maybe there's weren't too many of us for

Nanny to start a bowling team what never

mind come on guys that's not what's

important Kermit's right what's

important is which one of us will it be

hush I forgot to put my toys away

yesterday maybe she's gonna get rid of

me oh no not you

you guys got nothing to worry about

Nanny loves frogs and everybody loves

dumb Bears yeah huh nope she's gonna get

rid of me because she doesn't even know

what I am

I anyway I always thought you were a

cross between a beach towel a chicken

hawk and a bottle opener are you nuts

there's never been a beach towel in my

family oh Percy

purse why just the other

perfect

I knew I was oh yeah not after she found

out you wrote your tricycle through the

kitchen what you told

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I think

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I miss my friends especially my kermy

hey want to buy some lemonade only five

cents a glass are you kidding it's five

degrees below zero

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it was thrown out of my home and I'm all

in the

morning okay okay we'll have a glass

hey this is frozen it is

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cute try it

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foreign

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okay okay I'll take a cube

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not bad for a morning's work

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so

hello

you've only sold two billion dollars

worth of lemonade ice today well who's

responsible for that

the president of the United States will

foreign

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people have to be told everything

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I'm so glad that was only

the only thing I could live without you

you may have to if you don't let go

piggy oh sorry gee piggy you didn't go

so badly by yourself I don't think I'll

be so lucky if mommy decides to throw me

away

and stay out

don't I even get a goodbye kiss oh well

a goodbye chicken is better than a

goodbye kiss any day right Camilla

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watch it take it easy

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oh great from now on I guess we'll be

calling this place home hey Camilla

Hi Neighbor

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boy it sure is good to see our new

friends again ever since Nanny threw me

out I thought you'd never come to visit

how about another piece of pie flossie

oh

boy that was funny fussy you haven't

changed a bit come on piggy tell me the

truth you always did like me better than

Kermit didn't you

I know it how's about a little kiss for

your gumsy onesie oh boy plant one right

there picky my sweet

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I think I've been living alone too long

well fellas it's been a hundred years

since Nanny threw me out I wonder if

I'll ever see my friends again

one good thing about living in a trash

dump you don't have to clean up your

room

Kermit piggy you finally come to visit

me after all these years we didn't come

to visit you can show we came to live

here

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after a hundred years Nanny got tired of

us too ah piggy there's something I've

been meaning to ask you all this time

yes Gonzo now that we're old and gray

you think maybe I could give you one

little kiss

oh boy

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can she get

out of here Gonzo

gosh I never realized how awful living

all alone can be yeah we've been living

together all our lives it's gonna be

rough losing one of you guys for all of

you guys

yeah it could be any of us I hope it's

not me I sure don't want to go me

neither

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you just have to decide for her right

right right right

how will we do that

examples to see which one of us goes

there are seven red marbles in this bag

and one black marble whoever picks the

black

or blue you go first

Gonzo do I have to yep no

no

I got the black one it can't be what do

you say guys bye bye

I know how awful you must feel we better

tell Nanny the good I mean bad news

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but don't forget to write to us

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piggy these marbles are all black huh

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that wasn't very nice

and I just couldn't

I guess we weren't as close as I thought

come on you guys we can't let this ruin

our friendships right there must be

something we can do

hmm

let me think

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what are you doing I'm thinking I'm

thinking

you got any good ideas comment nope you

got any fuzzy not really I forgot what

we were thinking about

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there they are Mr Jenkins

oh no they're gonna choose which one of

us goes

you're looking very well today can I do

that dishes for you or maybe you'd like

a foot massage that's sweet of you piggy

but I don't think so okay

okay

sure isn't nice to have music around the

house huh Nanny you do like music don't

you of course I do Ralph Especially

Yours

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yeah brothers and sisters should always

be together you're absolutely right

scooter I'd never let anyone separate

the two of you

go bye bye no animals stay right here

here oh no

no it's not throwing me

man I'll hide in here till they're gone

I never realized how much junk I kept in

this closet well Mr Jenkins it's one of

these two

but yes I see what you mean they're both

getting pretty old and shabby

oh no no please not this

not this wait a minute if Nanny gets rid

of Kermit I'll have pity all to myself

Nanny that one that would get that one

thanks for your help kids

finally made up my mind let's get rid of

that one

oh my

match I know how you must feel fuzzy but

I had to pick one there simply isn't

enough room in the nursery for

everything I'll pull my truck around and

get the papers ready

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I was so worried for a minute me too

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wait a minute what have we got to feel

good about we're about to lose Fozzie ah

I'm gonna be all alone out in the cold

I'll freeze I starved

fuzzy it won't be that bad yeah maybe

you could move in with Smokey the Bear

or better yet if you brush up on your

football you might be able to join the

UCLA Bruins

at least they won't throw you in the dog

pound of course they might throw you

into the zoo

we'll always come to visit you fuzzy and

we'll bring plenty of peanuts

oh no don't worry fuzzy being by

yourself isn't all bad right guys right

come on let's show him how great it can

be

you're meeting a friend at a quarter to

eight you're ready to eat body two hours

late

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give yourself a party every day

Celebrate life in a special way

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what's on the menu

how do you feel about being alone now

fuzzy it's gonna be horrible you guys

are just trying to make me feel better

aren't you

I don't know if I can take it living all

alone in the grown-up world without my

friends

hello anybody home

hello

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isn't there anybody out there at all

oh well I guess I can always play sports

with myself 22 47 hi

yeah it's no use I'll never be able to

play with my friends again don't say

that fuzzy Comet where are you up here

what are you doing here I've got to get

used to being all alone I know you don't

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but Nanny is getting rid of me right and

I'm coming with you you are sure I could

never leave my best power alone gosh

you're a real swell Guy camet come on

let's play some football

foreign

but there aren't enough guys to play a

game sure there are

I think we leave you yeah we're your

friends too fuzzy come on let's get

here

this is dangerous ah give me two little

Z's okay

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what's it spell

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s

jeez you guys are real friends you can

always count on us fuzzy good idea Ralph

your father is going we're all going

right guys

come on let's pack and get ready to go

are we packed and ready

okay let's go tell Nanny don't worry

I'll take care of everything

oh no he's coming to get me

no

no no

please I don't want to go what's all the

screaming about and where on Earth do

you think you're going I'm swollen we

decided that if you're gonna get rid of

fuzzy then you're gonna have to get rid

of all of us that's right if you don't

probably won't be long before you stop

loving the rest of us

what are you talking about I'll never

stop loving any of you including fuzzy

huh but you said you had to get rid of

one of us and then you picked bossy and

did that man

Ager Jenkins didn't come to get Fozzy

oh he came to get that old chair

s

that's right I have a store that fixes

up old furniture to sell

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Kermit piggy Fozzy next time why don't

you try asking instead of jumping to the

wrong conclusions okay okay sorry

Chief I'm sure glad that's over yeah I

I'm talking about the chair all along

you're dead sure oh Mr Jenkins before

you leave why don't you go back into the

nursery and take that little blue one

too

it's

okay

no keep away you can't take me I've got

a stuffed chicken to support

I know it wasn't coming for me all along

but uh just in case

Maybe

down down

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