01x10 - Gonzo's Video Show

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is everything all right in here

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nothing

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it sure is a beautiful day at the beach

Kermit I'm going to get a tan how about

you crunchy piggy I don't Brown too well

I thought maybe I'd try to get a green

hey hey what happened to the sun Sandra

down

cut it down animal you're ruining our

beach party sorry

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there that's better

where are you

yeah they delivered a castle like this

your Castle isn't built right Skeeter I

designed my castle by computer an

earthquake couldn't knock it down

don't cry

animal Your Castle might be

earthquake-proof scooter but nothing is

animal proof are you Kermit gosh fuzzy I

never knew you were so tall

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when I never knew you had such smelly

feet fuzzy why don't you wear shoes why

should I I'd still have bare feet get it

there bare feet

look out careful watch where you're

going wow

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until you never dream

ing yes

hey careful I'm losing my balance

hi kids

I thought you might like to play with

this for a while yeah

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it's a video camera and recorder I

rented it to record my tennis game so I

could study my swing

I wrote

how does it work Annie it's simple

really all you do is hold the camera

like this and pull the trigger to make

it record and you turn this to keep it

in Focus I saw a newsman do it on TV

you've got about an hour to play with it

then I have to return it to the store so

have fun but be careful with it

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with Sylvester Stallone Ricky Schroeder

Scott Baio and I can record my comedy

routines and I can do a music video

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I think it's the other end Gonzo oh yeah

just testing

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oh yeah

thanks animal that was cool sh**t me

Gonzo me first I'm older only by a

minute wow this is great out of my way

Skeeter hey Kermit smile

how's that Gonzo perfect

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you're fuzzy no way Gonzo I'm not fuzzy

I'm fuzzy and I got a great joke for you

there was this guy see

wow

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Yahoo over here kanji

wow now that's what I call star material

hold it right there piggy while I zoom

in on you what big eyes you have piggy

she worked at me huh it must be love

love my my eye get this thing out of my

we've only got an hour to make our movie

producer gee what do producers do Piggy

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I'm taking over as director Gonzo

get air you are going to be my camera

weirdo ah I always wanted to be a camera

weirdo

Squad

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what am I supposed to do Piggy

you're supposed to take the beautiful

star into your arms great uh where is

she I thought he'd never ask

oh Chic take Moi I'm Yours

what's my next line Piggy

really

okay come with me to the Earth Casbah my

little desert piglet

absolutely most adorable green Chic now

carry me off into the sunset what do it

right

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thank you

sorry piggy I guess I'm not much of a

hero that's drawing just a frog

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okay it's the fuzzy bear show live

and here's the star of my show that

funny bear you've all been waiting for

me are you ready for my first job

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here it is why do firemen wear red

suspenders give up to hold their pants

up waka waka waka

did you hear them Kermit they laughed at

my joke and they didn't even throw

tomatoes uh fuzzy could I talk to you

for a minute sure what is it

um they're not laughing at your jokes

Ozzy now what are they laughing at

um that

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if I Chuck up Tomatoes people would

throw jokes

I know let's do a rock music video good

idea Ralph let's get our instruments

everybody yeah let's go I'll go get my

piano

make music videos

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good idea

okay you guys ready yeah we're ready

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craft my pictures

okay

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it's Destiny

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you're not a whale

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oh yeah

wow that was great way thank you yeah

thank you I want to do another joke

one bad joke is enough I want to do some

gymnastics I want to do some computer

animation

now the best way for all of us to get

into the ACT is to pick a movie that has

a part for each of us yeah how about

Star Wars hey that's a great idea

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princess piggy oh I know who I could

play

I could play wubakar the cookie

um that's Chewbacca The Wookie fuzzy

that's what I said go check out the

bookie

I want to be scooter D2

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yeah an obio Kenobi wait a minute aren't

we forgetting someone important

foreign

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how's that

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far time ago in a galaxy long long

time

oh sorry okay where's the

where's the

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wrong hand okay animal let's hear those

rocket sound effects

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oh

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this is getting good

oh boy this is gonna be a great movie

and Kermit skyhopper the happily ever

after the end

gee you're a great piggy of course I was

I'm doing an Oscar yeah and if you're

lucky you'll win an Irving too a fuzzy

who's Irving I don't know who's Oscar

hey Nanny's gotta take the camera back

in a little while yeah we've got to show

our movie to her before it's too late

I'll get Nanny you guys get everything

ready okay Piggy

I'll have it hooked up in a sec

lights out

it sounds pretty exciting piggy I can't

wait to see it my goodness it looks like

you've got your own little theater here

it's a drive-in theater not me pull up

the car and watch the show thank you

Gonzo but I'll just sit on the couch

okay

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hey wait for me hey Gonzo what's wrong

with your car oh gee I guess I'm not

pretending hard enough

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better wait for me I mean

okay scooter start the show

what do you want popcorn

popcorn why thank you animals

it looks like a test pattern no it's

Gonzo's nose let's bring him to look

into well I think it's the other end

Gonzo

help me Gonzo me first I'm older only by

a minute this is boring fast forwarded

scooter I want to see me

oh real

wow wow

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do you think George Lucas will let me

direct his next movie star weirdos no

way

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for me

so are mine Skeeter 3PO and there isn't

a place to buy more batteries for a

billion miles

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oh yeah I forgot what I meant was

foreign

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don't you remember the movie oh

I want Kermit skyhopper my Jedi frog and

shining armor but that isn't the way the

movie goes it is now you you dumb Droid

Jedi frog and shining armor how corny

can you get this corny

oh a popcorn with me it must be

loud

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okay

the Imperial Stormtroopers are coming

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she I sure would like to grow up and be

a Jedi frog like my father if only a

beautiful princess would sin for me so I

could leave home and save the universe

wow

my dreams have come true a new trash can

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hurry what did he say I don't know I

could never understand R2D2

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I need you Kermit skyhopper you're my

only hope wow he beautiful are you

you're pretty

hey this is great

I don't know I think I look like a nerd

in that silly costume whoops here

scooter the good part is coming up we're

kind of Skye hop and rescues the

princess oh boy let's watch you're right

though I am yeah you do look like a nerd

oh what here comes my part and mine too

watch

hang on you guys we're about to make the

jump the lights here it goes

ouch that's Mars I don't think you have

to jump quite so high to get the light

speed permit can I use the force Dolby

Ralph not yet Kermit skyhopper it's too

soon oh my gosh look the Death Star no

it's worse than that it's the death

tomato yes out to destroy all laughter

in the galley

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the danger doesn't matter we've got to

save Princess Piggy

foreign

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ER are all funky with my lightsaber

I knew I should have taken lightsaber

lessons instead of tennis lessons can I

use the force now we'll be Ralph not yet

Kermit skyhopper what do you win me wins

oh no

no this is doomed

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ay they are my sweet princess

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let me oh you big space creepo here I

come you're pickiness

I'll have you out of here in a minute

your princessness

ah gee you sound like you've got a cold

universe

sorry

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hurry

all right

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the universe is free at last this calls

for a celebration okay how about a joke

to start it off why do Spacemen wear

spacesuits give up to come into space

underwear funny huh

fuzzy no uh-oh now you've done it Fozzy

the duck tomato is going to fire on us

how are they supposed to know I wouldn't

like my joke the death tomato doesn't

like any jokes remember

what do we do

now crewman no

no what will be Ralph

for Force use the force

oh right

um

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for sure

the four stages

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the force always wins

happily ever after

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that was terrific you were all just

wonderful you really think so nanny I

certainly do gosh maybe we should make a

real movie and go to Hollywood and be

famous well perhaps I could direct it

and

could be a movie star sure you could but

let's go now

let's go take us to Hollywood Nanny take

it easy kids take it easy there'll be

plenty of time for all of your dreams to

come true did you hear that our dreams

are gonna come true when we grow up we

might even have our own television show

that's right as long as you keep

dreaming them they'll all come true

oh cumio wherefore I go I'm right here

piggy you want to hear a great joke

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please

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