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01x11 - Fun Park Fantasies

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

01x11 - Fun Park Fantasies

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the piano

is everything all right in here

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thank you

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the girls right

animal you're supposed to fly him not

eat them huh sorry wow

this is great I love folding paper

airplanes yeah it sure beats folding

your clothes yeah

don't fly very well

damn it's perfect I bet it'll fly a mile

yeah

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what is your plane doing in my milk

fuzzy I don't know diving for cookies

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World pilot

Von bonso about to fly his newest plane

the x86

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that's why they call us test pilots

sometimes we flunk

hey guys check out my Supersonic Music

jet

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wow that's really sharp Ralph on second

thought I guess it's kind of flat get it

Sharp flat ah that bear is hot today

your plane will never fly as far and as

straight as mine Skeeter I designed Mine

by computer

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beat that sis no sweat scooter

all right

huh I don't believe it world famous test

pilot Baron von Gonzo is about to test

his newest plane the x87

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prone animals

boom

what was that crash

um why nothing Nanny well in that case

it's time to go to bed

of course it is don't you remember we're

going to the fun park tomorrow morning

bye

-bye

take it easy I'll tell you all about it

while you're getting ready for bed

let's see

fun house with all sorts of scary things

in it really wow that looks more Danny

and there are lots of rides that take

you upside down and make giant Loop the

loops what are you doing Kermit frogs

don't have any teeth I know Skeeter but

I brushed my tongue twice a day

and I'm sure you'll love the

merry-go-round

pajamas

thank you

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yeah I guess he can't find his pajamas

either

sweet dreams kids I'll see you in the

morning

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guy the fun park sure sounds exciting

doesn't it yeah all those rides and

games and goodies

one ticket please one please me too I'll

take one too

oh god

oh

piggy I think we forgot to change out of

our pajamas

all we gotta do is pretend we have new

clothes see

no

wrong stuff

to me

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wow look at all this stuff I don't know

what to imagine first how about some

fireworks

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oh aren't they fantastic

um kind of mushy don't you think damn it

yeah all right fantastic I

don't make them even better

picking my sweet house

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oh

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um excuse me piggy but we're gonna be

going to the fun park during the day not

at night oh no

that's better sorry it's all right look

cotton candy

oh boy my favorite

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ride

um sure piggy come on

foreign

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get your balloons here every color in

the rainbow maroon balloon okay

oh

yeah

bye bye bye bye

don't let go don't let go oh no animals

added again don't worry piggy I know how

to get him down

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scooter grab him

I can't reach him hurry before the

balloon pops

foreign

Park tomorrow

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yep she's gone

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yay a monster

it's only Skeeter I knew that yeah you

guys do look like Monsters hey I bet you

this is what it's like in a creepy fun

house you think so gosh I don't know if

I can stand anything scarier than this

right up

enjoy the scare of your life

in the fun house

[Laughter]

gosh this is gonna be even scarier than

I thought come on Fozzy you can control

your imagination just pretend it's not

so scary hey why didn't I think of that

come on

I better cover my eyes just in case

there's something horrible in here

it's Fozzy

here's ow I know that too

whoa these are those mirrors that make

you look all weird maybe they make you

look weird but they make more look

gorgeous

sorry it's okay sort of huh

hey I look normal hey guys look Amaze of

mirrors

tomato

duck huh hey wait for me

ow excuse me say don't I know you from

somewhere I

kidding I've never seen you in my life

oh oh

scooter skater where are you is that you

ah my nose gosh I hope I didn't hurt

your TV say you wouldn't happen to know

the way out of here would you huh

hey you guys where are you

ah this is pitiful I'm never gonna get

out of this nutty place

I made it but now where am I hey there's

something pretty weird about this room

oh now I get it this is one of those

upside down rooms with all the stuff on

the ceiling for a minute there I thought

I was going Coco hey fuzzy what are you

doing on the ceiling I'm not on the

ceiling you're around the ceiling oh

yeah well it's three against one fuzzy

it doesn't take a genius to tell which

way is up and which is down Fozzie maybe

I am going Coco

fuzzy I know a way to tell who's upside

down and who isn't really what's that

that's Kermit hey that's a great idea

Ralph where is he right over there oh no

this old place is screwy look out I'm

gonna fall

watch out yes oh no you're still upside

down your brain is the only thing that's

upside down around here fuzzy yeah so

quiet down okay if nanny if Nanny find

out we're still awake she'll never let

us go to the fun park

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[Applause]

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was a close one come on guys we better

go to sleep before we get in trouble

my my

good night animal night guys good night

Comet see you in the morning

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eater

have you ever been on America

no but I saw one on TV once it had all

kinds of animals and cars on it

oh this is great slow down Skeeter I'm

afraid of horses

oh yeah I guess they can't throw you off

if they're not real

gosh they can't even move

she can they can do anything

if they do

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wow Hershey whoa don't tell him whoa

scooter tell him go

uh if I tell you to go you promise to go

slow

okay

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hey this is fun

[Applause]

no you didn't I won that

that did too hold everything it's a

photo finish photo finish what's that

that means they take a picture to show

who really wants Skeeter

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now that didn't do too much good

hey what are you guys doing we're riding

on the Merry-Go-Round that's

here I don't know if we should

be a party pooper

do you think it's a beautiful

Merry-Go-Round Kermit it looks more like

a bed rail to me

close your eyes and pretend a little

harder okay

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hey not bad

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gee I wonder what else this

Merry-Go-Round can do are you kidding

you haven't seen anything yet

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hello

I'd like to go to China

that's the place for me

I'd like to see their Great Big World

and help them build the other three

if we go to Japan

I can't tell jokes in England

and the Queens come in do they have two

minutes

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and around the world

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I like to go to the North Pole to see

the Eskimo Chiefs

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on America

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[Applause]

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you can jog with me

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foreign

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the most beautiful queen who ever lived

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over here

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oh can I play cool no there were no blue

weirdos in ancient Egypt Gonzo are you

sure yes now

I thought being Queen of Egypt isn't

easy you know you know I gotta hand it

to pinky she's got one terrific

imagination

hmm I guess mine's not too shabby either

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is doll on the River Nile

if only I had a cute little frog to rule

my kingdom with me

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hello hi there

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I am Kermit Anthony from Rome your

pinkness

and I have come to make you an offer oh

goody

together nope well not exactly what

um actually I was wondering if you'd be

my partner in a chain of pyramid-shaped

fast food stands are you cracked not

interested huh

can't wait till they invent the doorbell

trumpet business hurts my ears now what

you me

I am boy Julius Gonzo of Rome and and I

have come to marry you all fair Cleo

piggy together we can rule the fun park

forever what do you say marry me

um I have a better idea you don't uh-huh

you and Kermit Anthony will have a

chariot race and the winner gets to take

me to the fun park for a day wow that is

better gee all I wanted was a fast food

stand listen

the race will be five laps around the

Coliseum good luck and may the best the

best frog win

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I mean go Kermit Anthony go

live from Trackside boy what a race it

looks like Julius

no no correction it looks like Kermit

Anthony has regained the need

it's better say this reminds me of a

joker one time why did The Chariot

driver decided around

to keep from running over the chicken

yeah you missed me wow

[Applause]

I want

I won come on Cleo piggy you promised oh

um that's right I did

um do you mind if I bring a few things

no problem good Skeeter give Julius g*ns

out my things yes you're a pigginess

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are you sure you didn't forget anything

um no come along

laughs

foreign

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morning Piggy

good morning kids rise and shine it's

fun park time let's go oh nearly I think

I'm too tired yeah I'm pooped I'm tired

too

tired mommy

pooped

but last night you couldn't wait to go

that was

yeah pretending to go to the fun park

can be just as tiring as going for real

you can say that again

laughs

yeah

for sure

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oh bye bye

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